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(International Business Times)   Using a feather is kinky. Using the whole chicken to bludgeon to death the others in your sex slave dungeon is perverted   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 74
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2012-11-30 12:58:02 PM
Fuk a Duck
 
2012-11-30 12:58:43 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-30 12:58:55 PM
A little chicken never hurt anybody.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 12:59:18 PM
so they found Rush Limbaugh's house?
 
2012-11-30 01:01:34 PM
Death by rock hard cock!
 
2012-11-30 01:02:49 PM
. . . and THIS is why your safe word should never be a bloodcurdling scream.
 
2012-11-30 01:04:50 PM
That's definitely a party fowl.
 
2012-11-30 01:06:13 PM
Wow, China is hardcore. 3 of those women are being punished for killing under those circumstances. I guess being caged, tortured and raped wasn't punishment enough.
 
2012-11-30 01:08:19 PM
LeroyBourne

Wow, China is hardcore. 3 of those women are being punished for killing under those circumstances. I guess being caged, tortured and raped wasn't punishment enough.

Apparently a lot of 40 something housewives are into it, look at the popularity of the 50-shades series.
 
2012-11-30 01:08:52 PM
I didn't see a mention of a chicken or of Republicans in the article.
 
2012-11-30 01:09:11 PM
Li's dungeon was discovered after one of his victims escaped and reported her captor to the police.

Never underestimate the need for a good Padlock.
 
2012-11-30 01:09:38 PM
they are moving up in the world. used to be if the escaped prisoner told police she would have been returned to her cage.
 
2012-11-30 01:10:25 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: LeroyBourne

Wow, China is hardcore. 3 of those women are being punished for killing under those circumstances. I guess being caged, tortured and raped wasn't punishment enough.

Apparently a lot of 40 something housewives are into it, look at the popularity of the 50-shades series.


Well that's good news. I know a few soccer moms I would like to beat to death with a chicken.
 
2012-11-30 01:12:21 PM
Wow, and I'm mad at my Dungeon Master when he ends a game just a couple hundred XP short of the next level.
 
2012-11-30 01:13:08 PM
Crackers approves.
 
2012-11-30 01:14:45 PM
In communist China chicken chokes you.
 
2012-11-30 01:15:33 PM
WHAT'S THE CLUCKING SAFEWORD?!
 
2012-11-30 01:15:33 PM
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2012-11-30 01:17:39 PM
If there's anything China knows how to do, it's swiftly putting to death sick farks like this. And they waste no time at it either! Good riddance.
 
2012-11-30 01:18:00 PM
wonder how this jackass was caught. if you play The Collector by yourself make certain your hobby will be exposed upon your demise so playtoys don't starve to death.
 
2012-11-30 01:18:41 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: LeroyBourne

Wow, China is hardcore. 3 of those women are being punished for killing under those circumstances. I guess being caged, tortured and raped wasn't punishment enough.

Apparently a lot of 40 something housewives are into it, look at the popularity of the 50-shades series.


touche
and then there's this. nsfw language
Link
 
2012-11-30 01:19:14 PM
Li had dug the dungeon himself under a basement he had bought in Luoyang in 2009. He would trick the women into going there and then kept them prisoner, the court said.

Let me see:
1) one, maybe two iron pick axes at most
2) switch plate
3) a couple of sticky pistons
4) A block of burning netherack in the corner for ambiance

This is totally doable. I even have a chicken farm.
 
2012-11-30 01:20:12 PM
So, in an odd turn of events, they got farked by the chicken?
 
2012-11-30 01:20:44 PM
blogs.villagevoice.com
What a murder weapon may look like.
 
2012-11-30 01:24:29 PM
I hope no animals were injured or killed.
 
2012-11-30 01:25:28 PM
Henan Province, China. Today.

www.getcampbell.com

"Li Hao?"


"You are...American,right? 'Yankee'! What you want?"

"Your life."

"You are too late: I am already scheduled to die."

"I know."

img149.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-30 01:26:13 PM
Wow... this falls under the category: you can't make up shiat like this... it's too farked up.

AdolfOliverPanties: I didn't see a mention of a chicken or of Republicans in the article.


No, but it has Bill Clinton written all over it. Upgraded from cigars, I guess.

LeroyBourne: Wow, China is hardcore. 3 of those women are being punished for killing under those circumstances. I guess being caged, tortured and raped wasn't punishment enough.


QFT
 
2012-11-30 01:27:51 PM
Don't judge me...
 
2012-11-30 01:28:19 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 01:28:45 PM
Love you wrong time.
 
2012-11-30 01:30:58 PM
Good christ that is farking sick.
 
2012-11-30 01:31:26 PM
Li Hao, 35, was found guilty of murder, rape, organised prostitution, illegal detention and spreading pornography for profit.

Sick bastard.

/and one moving violation
 
2012-11-30 01:33:31 PM
 
2012-11-30 01:34:00 PM
This kind of thing happens all the time in Bangkok.
 
2012-11-30 01:34:31 PM
So the victims gelt peckish as they died?
 
2012-11-30 01:34:36 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Li had dug the dungeon himself under a basement he had bought in Luoyang in 2009. He would trick the women into going there and then kept them prisoner, the court said.

Let me see:
1) one, maybe two iron pick axes at most
2) switch plate
3) a couple of sticky pistons
4) A block of burning netherack in the corner for ambiance

This is totally doable. I even have a chicken farm.


was that a minecraft reference?
 
2012-11-30 01:34:55 PM

gerbilpox: Li Hao, 35, was found guilty of murder, rape, organised prostitution, illegal detention and spreading pornography for profit.

Sick bastard.

/and one moving violation


spreading porn altruistically is ok though
 
2012-11-30 01:37:21 PM
Q. Why'd the pervert cross the road?
A. He couldn't get his dick of the the chicken.

/old but classic....
 
2012-11-30 01:39:48 PM
Sounds like a Jon Waters movie.
 
2012-11-30 01:41:43 PM

diaphoresis: Wow... this falls under the category: you can't make up shiat like this... it's too farked up.

AdolfOliverPanties: I didn't see a mention of a chicken or of Republicans in the article.

No, but it has Bill Clinton written all over it. Upgraded from cigars, I guess.

LeroyBourne: Wow, China is hardcore. 3 of those women are being punished for killing under those circumstances. I guess being caged, tortured and raped wasn't punishment enough.

QFT


well, in the states, duress/intimidation/threats/etc are not an excuse for murder... they are an excuse for pretty much every other crime, but not murder. although, there would probably other defenses that would let them off.  like the old, holy shiat, that shiat is farked up defense.
 
2012-11-30 01:41:43 PM
FTA: Two of the women were killed while they were kept in the dungeon. Three more of Li's prisoners were also found guilty of murder; in one case Li had instructed the women to kill.

The court allowed the women leniency for committing these crimes as they took place under extreme circumstances - one received a three year jail sentence and the other two were put on probation.


Seriously? I mean.... c'mon there China.
 
2012-11-30 01:42:06 PM

ertznay: Crackers approves.


Chickens! Why is it always CHICKENS!!!
 
2012-11-30 01:44:05 PM
Tickle your ass with a feather?
 
2012-11-30 01:48:21 PM

uncleacid: Tickle your ass with a feather?


It's particularly nasty weather
 
2012-11-30 01:50:12 PM

badaboom: uncleacid: Tickle your ass with a feather?

It's particularly nasty weather


I SAID IT'S RAINING LIKE A fark OUTSIDE
 
2012-11-30 01:54:47 PM
Well, to be fair, we submissive people do like being beaten with cock.

/Didn't rtfa, clearly.
//Human Trafficing does not equal BDSM, it's a joke.
 
2012-11-30 01:54:59 PM

SmellsLikePoo: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Li had dug the dungeon himself under a basement he had bought in Luoyang in 2009. He would trick the women into going there and then kept them prisoner, the court said.

Let me see:
1) one, maybe two iron pick axes at most
2) switch plate
3) a couple of sticky pistons
4) A block of burning netherack in the corner for ambiance

This is totally doable. I even have a chicken farm.

was that a minecraft reference?


Yes. It was the first thing that came to mind when the article started talking about digging.  I have a bit of an addiction, you see.
 
2012-11-30 01:57:27 PM
Maybe I'm the most unimaginative bastard out there, but of all the things I'd use a sex slave for this certainly wasn't on the list.

/I'd have her make me a sammich... Every day.
/with three sex slaves, I'd get THREE sammichs at a time!
/or two sammichs a and a beer.
/one sammich, one beer, and one to bring me the remote.
/I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-11-30 02:00:55 PM
The REAL perversion is instant-on goddam farking video ads.
 
2012-11-30 02:01:22 PM

way south: Maybe I'm the most unimaginative bastard out there, but of all the things I'd use a sex slave for this certainly wasn't on the list.

/I'd have her make me a sammich... Every day.
/with three sex slaves, I'd get THREE sammichs at a time!
/or two sammichs a and a beer.
/one sammich, one beer, and one to bring me the remote.
/I'll be in my bunk.


So what you want is a bang-maid
 
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