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(Quiznos)   For a reasonable amount of money, you can now lick Nigella Lawson (sponsored link)   ( divider line
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4211 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 30 Nov 2012 at 1:00 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-30 01:23:39 PM  
2 votes:
Nigella dipped in Nutella...

I call it an "Awesome Lawson."

2012-11-30 05:14:45 PM  
1 vote:

uncleacid: Nigella or Giada, who is really watching to see what they cook?

They cook?
2012-11-30 03:43:15 PM  
1 vote:
Okay, I've just sold both kidneys.

Who do I make the check out to?
2012-11-30 01:28:18 PM  
1 vote:

The Silver Mullet: The Martintuckian: Lick her what??

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No, for Paula Deen, you pay a reasonable amount of money, and she uses a stick of butter to lube up her asshole before screaming "C'MON IN, Y'ALL!"
2012-11-30 01:21:20 PM  
1 vote:
olbig . . . Link
2012-11-30 01:10:52 PM  
1 vote:

The Martintuckian: Lick her what??>

2012-11-30 12:47:56 PM  
1 vote:
To HELL with reasonable; for that opportunity, I'll pay you anything you want.
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