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(Quiznos)   For a reasonable amount of money, you can now lick Nigella Lawson (sponsored link)   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 43
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2012-11-30 12:47:56 PM  
To HELL with reasonable; for that opportunity, I'll pay you anything you want.
 
2012-11-30 12:54:34 PM  
Oh I'm quite sure I won't be able to stop at mere licking.
 
2012-11-30 01:04:51 PM  
Lick her what??
 
2012-11-30 01:09:00 PM  

The Martintuckian: Lick her what??

Her cookie.
 
2012-11-30 01:09:34 PM  
Nigella? Now I'm REALLY hungry.
 
2012-11-30 01:10:52 PM  

The Martintuckian: Lick her what??


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HER GREAZY FRIED COOTER, YAWL
 
2012-11-30 01:11:07 PM  
www.fansshare.com
Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YESSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssss
 
2012-11-30 01:15:42 PM  
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2012-11-30 01:21:20 PM  
olbig . . . Link
 
2012-11-30 01:23:39 PM  
Nigella dipped in Nutella...

I call it an "Awesome Lawson."

/fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
 
2012-11-30 01:25:51 PM  
Well that got me to click.
 
2012-11-30 01:26:18 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Nigella dipped in Nutella...

I call it an "Awesome Lawson."

/fapfapfapfapfapfapfap


Ahhhh, the mammories.
 
2012-11-30 01:28:18 PM  

The Silver Mullet: The Martintuckian: Lick her what??

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HER GREAZY FRIED COOTER, YAWL


No, for Paula Deen, you pay a reasonable amount of money, and she uses a stick of butter to lube up her asshole before screaming "C'MON IN, Y'ALL!"
 
2012-11-30 01:29:14 PM  
Oh, Jebus. They have a Snooki one, too.

I will NOT be in my bunk.
 
2012-11-30 01:29:35 PM  
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2012-11-30 01:37:17 PM  
Coincidentally, I am still waiting for a response on my offer to let Nigella lick me for free.
 
2012-11-30 01:49:03 PM  

MrBallou: Oh, Jebus. They have a Snooki one, too.

I will NOT be in my bunk.


If you want a big cookie, that's the one you order.
 
2012-11-30 01:55:23 PM  

The Silver Mullet: The Martintuckian: Lick her what??

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HER GREAZY FRIED COOTER, YAWL


I 100% would give Paula Deen the time of her life.

SHe can be my literal sugar momma. I would die within 15 years of a heart attack... and those would be the tastiest 15 years of my life too.
 
2012-11-30 02:02:54 PM  
Nigella or Giada, who is really watching to see what they cook?
 
2012-11-30 02:07:43 PM  
gamestatics.com
 
2012-11-30 02:10:40 PM  
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2012-11-30 02:35:00 PM  

chewielouie: olbig . . . Link


HA! I haven't seen that beefer.
 
2012-11-30 02:49:33 PM  
englishmuffin.jpg

ALL the nooks and crannies!!!
 
2012-11-30 03:19:04 PM  

Im_Gumby: [gamestatics.com image 500x313]


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Soooooooooooooo hot
 
2012-11-30 03:43:15 PM  
Okay, I've just sold both kidneys.

Who do I make the check out to?
 
2012-11-30 03:55:32 PM  
I'm guessing this is sponsored for Drew's sake?
 
2012-11-30 04:41:54 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Every Nigella thread, every one of 'em, and you farkers let me down.
 
2012-11-30 05:13:51 PM  

MrBallou: Oh, Jebus. They have a Snooki one, too.

I will NOT be in my bunk.


That Snooki one is the funniest thing I've seen today
 
2012-11-30 05:14:45 PM  

uncleacid: Nigella or Giada, who is really watching to see what they cook?


They cook?
 
2012-11-30 06:26:06 PM  
Why'd they have to make the fat Anna Nicole Smith one?? Something from her Guess days would be more appetizing.
 
2012-11-30 06:30:53 PM  
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Oh yeah she looks hot in her swimwear. Maybe 30 years ago when she was in her twenties, now she looks like Rosie O'donnell.
 
2012-11-30 06:46:42 PM  

Buffalo77: [krystalblogsfashion.files.wordpress.com image 634x770] 


Oh yeah she looks hot in her swimwear. Maybe 30 years ago when she was in her twenties, now she looks like Rosie O'donnell.


That pic is a couple years old, before she slimmed down.
 
2012-11-30 07:16:41 PM  
Like the tongue of a gentle god
 
2012-11-30 07:22:51 PM  
Let me know when it's Giada.
 
2012-11-30 08:26:15 PM  
Forget licking; I'd nibble that cookie a bit at a time starting at the bottom and slowly working my way upwards.
 
2012-11-30 09:10:42 PM  

gregario: Let me know when it's Giada.


As long as she's not TOO happy about it.

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2012-11-30 11:24:26 PM  
the pic of nigella at the beach with protective wear might be a result of some loved ones in her life dying of cancer. seems like she just wants to keep her skin that beautiful, succulent, creamy...
where was i? oh yeah, even looking silly in her beach outfit, it is easy to see breasts that would stop traffic, cause motorboats near shore to blubber back and forth while nearby whales would be spouting gigantic geysers of,, well you get the idea.
 
2012-12-01 12:34:07 PM  

frymeupasteak: the pic of nigella at the beach with protective wear might be a result of some loved ones in her life dying of cancer. seems like she just wants to keep her skin that beautiful, succulent, creamy...
where was i? oh yeah, even looking silly in her beach outfit, it is easy to see breasts that would stop traffic, cause motorboats near shore to blubber back and forth while nearby whales would be spouting gigantic geysers of,, well you get the idea.


I see a woman with a body the shape of one of those gyro meat spools with the good taste and decency to hide that shiat from the unsuspecting public.
 
2012-12-01 01:56:39 PM  

Rubber Biscuit: frymeupasteak: the pic of nigella at the beach with protective wear might be a result of some loved ones in her life dying of cancer. seems like she just wants to keep her skin that beautiful, succulent, creamy...
where was i? oh yeah, even looking silly in her beach outfit, it is easy to see breasts that would stop traffic, cause motorboats near shore to blubber back and forth while nearby whales would be spouting gigantic geysers of,, well you get the idea.

I see a woman with a body the shape of one of those gyro meat spools with the good taste and decency to hide that shiat from the unsuspecting public.


And yet, upon reading the bolded description:

ct.fra.bz

I would relish the chance to cover her in my own special tziki sauce.

And just because I found it with the same GIS:

ct.fra.bz
 
2012-12-01 02:09:11 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Rubber Biscuit: frymeupasteak: the pic of nigella at the beach with protective wear might be a result of some loved ones in her life dying of cancer. seems like she just wants to keep her skin that beautiful, succulent, creamy...
where was i? oh yeah, even looking silly in her beach outfit, it is easy to see breasts that would stop traffic, cause motorboats near shore to blubber back and forth while nearby whales would be spouting gigantic geysers of,, well you get the idea.

I see a woman with a body the shape of one of those gyro meat spools with the good taste and decency to hide that shiat from the unsuspecting public.

And yet, upon reading the bolded description:

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I would relish the chance to cover her in my own special tziki sauce.

And just because I found it with the same GIS:

ct.fra.bz


I'd like to be face deep in her baconator, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-12-02 01:31:07 AM  
My wife would like to pay a sum of money to lick nathan fillion.
 
2012-12-02 01:56:16 AM  
Mmmm, I like Baconators.. and her. But I had Rallys tonight instead.
 
2012-12-02 02:39:31 AM  
Would only be willing to pay if the headline accidentally left off the words "to completion"
 
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