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(Quiznos)		For a reasonable amount of money, you can now lick Nigella Lawson (sponsored link) (buzzfeed.com)		43
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tnpir		2012-11-30 12:47:56 PM

To HELL with reasonable; for that opportunity, I'll pay you anything you want.

Rev.K		2012-11-30 12:54:34 PM

Oh I'm quite sure I won't be able to stop at mere licking.

The Martintuckian		2012-11-30 01:04:51 PM

Lick her what??

Ebenator		2012-11-30 01:09:00 PM

The Martintuckian: Lick her what??
Her cookie.

Rann Xerox		2012-11-30 01:09:34 PM

Nigella? Now I'm REALLY hungry.

The Silver Mullet		2012-11-30 01:10:52 PM

The Martintuckian: Lick her what??

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HER GREAZY FRIED COOTER, YAWL

oldfarthenry		2012-11-30 01:11:07 PM

Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YESSSSSSSsssssssssss_ssssssss

ranak		2012-11-30 01:15:42 PM

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chewielouie		2012-11-30 01:21:20 PM

olbig . . . Link

Summer Glau's Love Slave		2012-11-30 01:23:39 PM

Nigella dipped in Nutella...

I call it an "Awesome Lawson."

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Fish in a Barrel		2012-11-30 01:25:51 PM

Well that got me to click.

Evil Mackerel		2012-11-30 01:26:18 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Nigella dipped in Nutella...

I call it an "Awesome Lawson."

/fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Ahhhh, the mammories.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-11-30 01:28:18 PM

The Silver Mullet: The Martintuckian: Lick her what??

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HER GREAZY FRIED COOTER, YAWL

No, for Paula Deen, you pay a reasonable amount of money, and she uses a stick of butter to lube up her asshole before screaming "C'MON IN, Y'ALL!"

MrBallou		2012-11-30 01:29:14 PM

Oh, Jebus. They have a Snooki one, too.

I will NOT be in my bunk.

gonzojohn		2012-11-30 01:29:35 PM

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clintster		2012-11-30 01:37:17 PM

Coincidentally, I am still waiting for a response on my offer to let Nigella lick me for free.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-11-30 01:49:03 PM

MrBallou: Oh, Jebus. They have a Snooki one, too.

I will NOT be in my bunk.

If you want a big cookie, that's the one you order.

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-11-30 01:55:23 PM

The Silver Mullet: The Martintuckian: Lick her what??

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HER GREAZY FRIED COOTER, YAWL

I 100% would give Paula Deen the time of her life.

SHe can be my literal sugar momma. I would die within 15 years of a heart attack... and those would be the tastiest 15 years of my life too.

uncleacid		2012-11-30 02:02:54 PM

Nigella or Giada, who is really watching to see what they cook?

Im_Gumby		2012-11-30 02:07:43 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-11-30 02:10:40 PM

Dancin_In_Anson		2012-11-30 02:35:00 PM

chewielouie: olbig . . . Link

HA! I haven't seen that beefer.

divgradcurl		2012-11-30 02:49:33 PM

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ALL the nooks and crannies!!!

Mega Steve		2012-11-30 03:19:04 PM

Im_Gumby: [gamestatics.com image 500x313]

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Soooooooooooooo hot

mcmnky		2012-11-30 03:43:15 PM

Okay, I've just sold both kidneys.

Who do I make the check out to?

Keshire		2012-11-30 03:55:32 PM

I'm guessing this is sponsored for Drew's sake?

the opposite of charity is justice		2012-11-30 04:41:54 PM

Every Nigella thread, every one of 'em, and you farkers let me down.

SmackLT		2012-11-30 05:13:51 PM

MrBallou: Oh, Jebus. They have a Snooki one, too.

I will NOT be in my bunk.

That Snooki one is the funniest thing I've seen today

Langston		2012-11-30 05:14:45 PM

uncleacid: Nigella or Giada, who is really watching to see what they cook?

They cook?

fusillade762		2012-11-30 06:26:06 PM

Why'd they have to make the fat Anna Nicole Smith one?? Something from her Guess days would be more appetizing.

Buffalo77		2012-11-30 06:30:53 PM

Oh yeah she looks hot in her swimwear. Maybe 30 years ago when she was in her twenties, now she looks like Rosie O'donnell.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-11-30 06:46:42 PM

Buffalo77: [krystalblogsfashion.files.wordpress.com image 634x770]

Oh yeah she looks hot in her swimwear. Maybe 30 years ago when she was in her twenties, now she looks like Rosie O'donnell.

That pic is a couple years old, before she slimmed down.

mikemoto		2012-11-30 07:16:41 PM

Like the tongue of a gentle god

gregario		2012-11-30 07:22:51 PM

Let me know when it's Giada.

DjangoStonereaver		2012-11-30 08:26:15 PM

Forget licking; I'd nibble that cookie a bit at a time starting at the bottom and slowly working my way upwards.

Mega Steve		2012-11-30 09:10:42 PM

gregario: Let me know when it's Giada.

As long as she's not TOO happy about it.

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frymeupasteak		2012-11-30 11:24:26 PM

the pic of nigella at the beach with protective wear might be a result of some loved ones in her life dying of cancer. seems like she just wants to keep her skin that beautiful, succulent, creamy...
where was i? oh yeah, even looking silly in her beach outfit, it is easy to see breasts that would stop traffic, cause motorboats near shore to blubber back and forth while nearby whales would be spouting gigantic geysers of,, well you get the idea.

Rubber Biscuit		2012-12-01 12:34:07 PM

frymeupasteak: the pic of nigella at the beach with protective wear might be a result of some loved ones in her life dying of cancer. seems like she just wants to keep her skin that beautiful, succulent, creamy...
where was i? oh yeah, even looking silly in her beach outfit, it is easy to see breasts that would stop traffic, cause motorboats near shore to blubber back and forth while nearby whales would be spouting gigantic geysers of,, well you get the idea.

I see a woman with a body the shape of one of those gyro meat spools with the good taste and decency to hide that shiat from the unsuspecting public.

DjangoStonereaver		2012-12-01 01:56:39 PM

Rubber Biscuit: frymeupasteak: the pic of nigella at the beach with protective wear might be a result of some loved ones in her life dying of cancer. seems like she just wants to keep her skin that beautiful, succulent, creamy...
where was i? oh yeah, even looking silly in her beach outfit, it is easy to see breasts that would stop traffic, cause motorboats near shore to blubber back and forth while nearby whales would be spouting gigantic geysers of,, well you get the idea.

I see a woman with a body the shape of one of those gyro meat spools with the good taste and decency to hide that shiat from the unsuspecting public.

And yet, upon reading the bolded description:

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I would relish the chance to cover her in my own special tziki sauce.

And just because I found it with the same GIS:

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Dingleberry Dickwad		2012-12-01 02:09:11 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Rubber Biscuit: frymeupasteak: the pic of nigella at the beach with protective wear might be a result of some loved ones in her life dying of cancer. seems like she just wants to keep her skin that beautiful, succulent, creamy...
where was i? oh yeah, even looking silly in her beach outfit, it is easy to see breasts that would stop traffic, cause motorboats near shore to blubber back and forth while nearby whales would be spouting gigantic geysers of,, well you get the idea.

I see a woman with a body the shape of one of those gyro meat spools with the good taste and decency to hide that shiat from the unsuspecting public.

And yet, upon reading the bolded description:

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I would relish the chance to cover her in my own special tziki sauce.

And just because I found it with the same GIS:

I'd like to be face deep in her baconator, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.