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(Gizmodo)   The next time i see a hot girl at the bar, imma be like "Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable"   (gizmodo.com) divider line 43
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2012-11-30 01:25:21 PM  
13 votes:

xynix: So a big rock smacks into Earth 65 million years ago and spreads a ton of organic material out into space where it swirls and twirls until some of it smacks into Mercury and most of it gets fried by the sun.

No evidence pointing to anything otherwise at this point.


You're thinking small. What if there are Mercury women? They're bound to be hot.
2012-11-30 04:17:49 PM  
7 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img255.imageshack.us image 594x800]

On Mercury, they're crazy about my stellar rock'n'roll shuffleboard


i105.photobucket.com
2012-11-30 02:22:01 PM  
6 votes:
At first I thought it was a chemistry/pharmacology joke

"Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable cause retardation in developing children"
2012-11-30 02:12:07 PM  
5 votes:
I am pretty damn hot
2012-11-30 02:11:34 PM  
5 votes:

"Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable"


Other feasible adjectives:

Hot
Mercurial
Dense
Toxic
Close to something much hotter
2012-11-30 03:46:43 PM  
4 votes:
Is your name Mercury? 'cause you look like I lost my virginity in your back seat.
2012-11-30 02:48:15 PM  
4 votes:

Khellendros: xynix: So a big rock smacks into Earth 65 million years ago and spreads a ton of organic material out into space where it swirls and twirls until some of it smacks into Mercury and most of it gets fried by the sun.

No evidence pointing to anything otherwise at this point.

No evidence points to what you're saying either. You're doing science backwards.


Sometime when I'm doing science backwards, I strike science on the back of the head right before I'm about to publish. This is called the "Kinetic Ungulate" and makes the whole peer-review process more restrictive which increases my pleasure.
2012-11-30 02:21:40 PM  
4 votes:
Okay which Farker posted this in the comments:

Given the prevalence of water and organic compounds being confirmed across our solar system, I'm seriously tempted to say it's like God just took a money shot all over our solar system's ass and we're the weird fungus that's growing out of the unwashed crack.

Comedy!
2012-11-30 02:53:42 PM  
3 votes:
TFA: NASA researchers believe that Mercury received this material in the same way as Earth did, millions of years ago.

img.gawkerassets.com
2012-11-30 02:26:46 PM  
3 votes:

mbillips: Is your name Mercury? Because you sure make the mercury rise in my thermometer, if you know what I mean.

/I mean my penis.


That's not where the thermometer is supposed to go.
2012-11-30 02:18:43 PM  
3 votes:
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause your a death clock

i.ytimg.com
2012-11-30 02:11:39 PM  
3 votes:
I'd go with:

"Is your nickname Mercury? 'Cause you look Icy Hot."


/stunta
2012-11-30 04:13:44 PM  
2 votes:
Is your name Jupiter? Because you've got a big red spot.

Is your name Pluto? Because you're almost, but not quite big enough to be a planet.

Is your name 4 Vesta? Because you've got a really huge asteroid.
2012-11-30 04:05:01 PM  
2 votes:
"Hey, sexy - how 'bout I leave some organic matter on your surface?"
2012-11-30 03:21:48 PM  
2 votes:
Is your name Mercury? 'cause you make that girl next to you look like Venus.
2012-11-30 03:16:56 PM  
2 votes:
Is your name Mercury? Because I'd totally like to probe you down where you're moist.
2012-11-30 03:07:58 PM  
2 votes:
It's not patable water.
It's full of Mercury.
2012-11-30 02:57:20 PM  
2 votes:
www.clashmusic.com
2012-11-30 02:31:13 PM  
2 votes:
Is your nickname Mars? Because you look like you have three boobs.
2012-11-30 02:17:46 PM  
2 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: "Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable"


Other feasible adjectives:

Hot
Mercurial
Dense
Toxic
Close to something much hotter


Wet at one pole?
2012-11-30 06:26:04 PM  
1 votes:
fc02.deviantart.net

Is your name Mercury? Cuz u impair my speech and nervous system. Also, I'd like to search your crevices for organic matter. After I buy you a drink.
2012-11-30 06:25:02 PM  
1 votes:

xynix: So a big rock smacks into Earth 65 million years ago and spreads a ton of organic material out into space where it swirls and twirls until some of it smacks into Mercury and most of it gets fried by the sun.

No evidence pointing to anything otherwise at this point.


Thank you, head of NASA
2012-11-30 05:32:11 PM  
1 votes:
Is your name the moon? Because you obviously have no life.
2012-11-30 04:52:18 PM  
1 votes:

theorellior: Why is it logical that life on Mercury would be giant lobster monkeys with big ears? I don't really get it. Plus the giant gold quartz crystals are and odd landscaping choice.


Big ears for better heat radiation, helps keep them cool. Insects like the heat. Giant crystals because fark you, that's why.
2012-11-30 04:12:38 PM  
1 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img255.imageshack.us image 594x800]

On Mercury, they're crazy about my stellar rock'n'roll shuffleboard


Giant Insects...hellish heat...shuffleboard in space...hmmm..

Holy crap according to Life Mercury is Space Florida!
2012-11-30 03:25:13 PM  
1 votes:
Sure Mercury has water, right in front of him.
images.smh.com.au
/but is there smoke on it?
2012-11-30 03:19:32 PM  
1 votes:
Is your nickname Mars? Cause you've aroused my Curiosity.
2012-11-30 03:13:37 PM  
1 votes:
The planet's surface temperature ranges from 50 K (-369.67F/-223.15C) to 700 K (800.33F/426.85C).

Here's a handy chart for the less sciency people


img3.joyreactor.com
2012-11-30 03:12:31 PM  
1 votes:
"Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you spin totally retro, babe"
2012-11-30 02:59:50 PM  
1 votes:
And it is the water from these craters that they used in the vaccines to give Jenny McCarthy's kids autism.
2012-11-30 02:44:12 PM  
1 votes:
Is your name Mercury? Cause you look shiny, and move away from me every time I try and touch you.
2012-11-30 02:39:47 PM  
1 votes:
Are you Mercury, because you poison renassiance era chemists and hat makers.
2012-11-30 02:38:51 PM  
1 votes:
Clearly, this means Jesus rode dinosaurs on Mercury.
2012-11-30 02:36:42 PM  
1 votes:
www.hwdyk.com

ooh it's getting too cold let me turn on the heat
2012-11-30 02:33:45 PM  
1 votes:
I hope it is not like this hot girl at a club surprise (GIF, SFW)
2012-11-30 02:33:10 PM  
1 votes:

evilmrsock: mbillips: Is your name Mercury? Because you sure make the mercury rise in my thermometer, if you know what I mean.

/I mean my penis.

That's not where the thermometer is supposed to go.


Don't knock it until you try it.
2012-11-30 02:28:23 PM  
1 votes:
Is your name Nepture? Cause I can see myself near Uranus.
2012-11-30 02:26:40 PM  
1 votes:

xynix: So a big rock smacks into Earth 65 million years ago and spreads a ton of organic material out into space where it swirls and twirls until some of it smacks into Mercury and most of it gets fried by the sun.

No evidence pointing to anything otherwise at this point.


I keep staring at this comment.

I just...maybe if I...um...

Now I hurt.
/going to the painkiller thread
2012-11-30 02:25:03 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-30 02:21:34 PM  
1 votes:
"Hope you got a big trunk, cuz there's water on Mercury biatch"

/works every time
2012-11-30 02:20:04 PM  
1 votes:
I would have gone with "Is your name Mercury? Cause you look like your crater might be wet."

/chicks dig me

orclover: Organic? Is there a new definition of organic that they are using?


"Organic" just means carbon-based in chemistry terminology, if I recall. So "organic" chemicals can form without life, but not vice versa.
2012-11-30 02:14:11 PM  
1 votes:
"Is your name Mercury? Cuz this thing ain't gonna suck itself..."

/wow, it *does* work
//off the the bar
2012-11-30 02:13:15 PM  
1 votes:

moos: "Is your nickname Mercury? 'Cause you look Icy Hot and I want to rub you on my junk"

 
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