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(The Daily Caller)   The President served Mitt Romney white turkey chili. What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?   (dailycaller.com) divider line 203
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2012-11-30 12:58:47 PM
I bet there were even Crackers! RACE WAR!
 
2012-11-30 12:59:21 PM
It means I bring out the good food for the important people. Shut up, you're lucky you didn't get a PB&J.
 
2012-11-30 01:01:08 PM
I didn't think about that before The Daily Caller thought to make something out of nothing.

But now that I do think about it, serving Mitt Romney of all people "white turkey chili" is pretty goddamn funny. Seriously, Obama is the best real-life troll there has ever been.
 
2012-11-30 01:03:52 PM

FishyFred: But now that I do think about it, serving Mitt Romney of all people "white turkey chili" is pretty goddamn funny. Seriously, Obama is the best real-life troll there has ever been.


Oh my god.

Oh how I wish that was intentional. Just the possibility that it might be is sending a tingle up my leg.
 
2012-11-30 01:08:49 PM
He's having Michelle Bachmann over for corndogs next week.
 
2012-11-30 01:09:58 PM
That wasn't gloating.

Gloating would be a tour of the White House.

"And here, Mitt....Mitt, is that the real name you go by? Okay so Mitt, this is Air Force One. It's kind of like the Milliennium Falcon, except more awesome. That would have been yours if you only carried like seven more states.

This is my cramped little Oval Office you would have had if you didn't suck so much. This is the secret room where I have the Area 51 aliens training my personal army of ninjas. I can't actually show you that, I'll have someone erase your memory on that part.

So really there's not much to see. Oh and that's the intern who had Monica Lewinsky's old office. It's Scarlet Johanson moonlighting between films. But you have more money than me and some really creepy I mean awesome kids, one who threatened me but that's cool so you're awesome. The White House hounds are coming, I'd get the fark out if I were you. Keep in touch.
 
2012-11-30 01:11:09 PM
Rmoney should have gotten a bologna sandwich and a kick in the ass on the way out the door.

Seriously, why even have this douche in the White House, especially given the way he's only continued to trash Obama and people who voted for him after the election.
 
2012-11-30 01:12:28 PM
HA. Ha. Trolled in real life or IRL as they say, am I right

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 01:12:55 PM
Your blog sucks. P.S.: Your blog sucks P.P.S.: Your blog sucks.
 
2012-11-30 01:24:14 PM
I prefer my turkey chili blah.
 
2012-11-30 01:26:01 PM

hillbillypharmacist: FishyFred: But now that I do think about it, serving Mitt Romney of all people "white turkey chili" is pretty goddamn funny. Seriously, Obama is the best real-life troll there has ever been.

Oh my god.

Oh how I wish that was intentional. Just the possibility that it might be is sending a tingle up my leg.


[ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg]
 
2012-11-30 01:28:17 PM

tnpir: hillbillypharmacist: FishyFred: But now that I do think about it, serving Mitt Romney of all people "white turkey chili" is pretty goddamn funny. Seriously, Obama is the best real-life troll there has ever been.

Oh my god.

Oh how I wish that was intentional. Just the possibility that it might be is sending a tingle up my leg.

[ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg]


Intentional or not, I expect the outrage machine over at FR to start cranking up the derp any sec now.
 
2012-11-30 01:30:18 PM
I can't decide on how outraged I should be until I know if it had beans in it.
 
2012-11-30 01:35:38 PM
I wonder if he asked Romney where he was planning on placing the bust of Churchill?
 
2012-11-30 01:35:45 PM
Ffs. It means they are trying to incorporate more fiber into their diets.
 
2012-11-30 01:36:15 PM

Diogenes: I can't decide on how outraged I should be until I know if it had beans in it.


Obama's beef chili recipe that he released in 2008 has beans in it and is served over rice.
 
2012-11-30 01:36:16 PM

naughtyrev: I wonder if he asked Romney where he was planning on placing the bust of Churchill?


Ouch!
 
2012-11-30 01:37:25 PM

mahuika: Diogenes: I can't decide on how outraged I should be until I know if it had beans in it.

Obama's beef chili recipe that he released in 2008 has beans in it and is served over rice.


May not be proper (depending on whom you ask), but that's the way I like it, too.

Then again I've been told I worship Obama as the Messiah. So it makes sense.
 
2012-11-30 01:38:40 PM
I love turkey chili. Invite me over, Obama. We can drink a beer, top.
 
2012-11-30 01:39:10 PM
URBAN DICTIONARY:
turkey (n) a loser; an uncoordinated, inept, clumsy fool; a person who is not in with current culture and slang or is just generally uncool.

Apparently derper-types love the term turkey. I always miss the joke because I haven't heard it used by normal people since Starsky and Hutch went off the air.
 
2012-11-30 01:42:52 PM

Bontesla: Ffs. It means they are trying to incorporate more fiber into their diets finish up Thanksgiving leftovers.


But I still really hope he did it on purpose.
 
2012-11-30 01:44:36 PM

Mugato: That wasn't gloating.

Gloating would be a tour of the White House.


Obama gave Romney a tour of the Oval Office while Romney was visiting the White House.
 
2012-11-30 01:45:58 PM

FishyFred: Bontesla: Ffs. It means they are trying to incorporate more fiber into their diets finish up Thanksgiving leftovers.

But I still really hope he did it on purpose.


Came here to say that they had leftovers. Thank you FF.
 
2012-11-30 01:46:57 PM

Quasar: I love turkey chili. Invite me over, Obama. We can drink a beer, top.


I have to put up with turkey chili because my gf is a semi-vegetarian. I have to pour a shiatton of spices on it to make it taste like anything.
 
2012-11-30 01:47:37 PM
From a hep cat to a jive turkey, well played.

(came here to make a crackers joke, was outfoxed in the Boobies)
 
2012-11-30 01:50:23 PM

FishyFred: Obama is the best real-life troll there has ever been.


No one can deny this.
 
2012-11-30 01:54:46 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-30 01:58:26 PM
Mitt had requested some non-white turkey chili, but Obama kept 90% of that for himself.

Same with the gay turkey chili
 
2012-11-30 02:03:27 PM
I hope Obama charged Mitt for lunch and the tour. The taxpayers paid for that lunch. Wouldn't want to be giving away any gifts now, would we?
 
2012-11-30 02:05:49 PM

jake_lex: Rmoney should have gotten a bologna sandwich and a kick in the ass on the way out the door.

Seriously, why even have this douche in the White House, especially given the way he's only continued to trash Obama and people who voted for him after the election.


Because we are better than them. It is as simple as that.
I am sure that if Rmoney had won, he would have served ribs and watermelon. Bwahahahahaha
 
2012-11-30 02:07:13 PM

Mugato: I have to put up with turkey chili because my gf is a semi-vegetarian. I have to pour a shiatton of spices on it to make it taste like anything.


sounds like she is mostly a hypocrite.
/god I hate all flavors of I dont like something so you have to put up with my shiat.
 
2012-11-30 02:11:29 PM

Diogenes: I can't decide on how outraged I should be until I know if it had beans in it.

 
2012-11-30 02:20:01 PM
I wonder what kind of beer they had. Oh, right.
 
2012-11-30 02:22:30 PM

Ennuipoet: I bet there were even Crackers!


I'm pretty sure those were Mitt Romney and his handlers.
 
2012-11-30 02:27:00 PM

Ennuipoet: I bet there were even Crackers! RACE WAR!


This president, I think, has exposed himself as a guy, over and over and over again, who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture.

This so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece together.
 
2012-11-30 02:27:31 PM

namatad: sounds like she is mostly a hypocrite.
/god I hate all flavors of I dont like something so you have to put up with my shiat.


It's not a PETA thing, she just thinks she's healthier by not eating red meat and probably right.
 
2012-11-30 02:29:27 PM

naughtyrev: I wonder if he asked Romney where he was planning on placing the bust of Churchill?


I'd forgotten all about that. "OMG, Obama insulted the British by giving back a statue that was on loan to us!" Fast forward 3 1/2 years when Romney insulted the British for the Olympic Games. "Romney was concerned about potential terrorist attacks! Why are liberals being so petty by attacking him for it?"
 
2012-11-30 02:48:04 PM
It would be pretty awesome if Obama went up to Romney and was like, "See that turkey chili? That was the turkey we pardoned. Just remember that next time you fill out your tax returns, buddy. Now smile for the cameras, b*tch."
 
2012-11-30 02:56:02 PM

Diogenes: I can't decide on how outraged I should be until I know if it had beans in it.


Northern white beans, no doubt.... but black beans would have been OK too.
 
2012-11-30 03:02:54 PM

Mugato: namatad: sounds like she is mostly a hypocrite.
/god I hate all flavors of I dont like something so you have to put up with my shiat.

It's not a PETA thing, she just thinks she's healthier by not eating red meat and probably right.


I had a gf who went vegan purely for health, but she loved to cook so she constantly cooked my meat. She made me food, too. har-har

She eventually gave up the vegan bs and became a raging carnivore. And yes, she was broken by bacon.
 
2012-11-30 03:10:28 PM
fark needs to have the full-leg-showing snorg tees ads like the daily caller has.
 
2012-11-30 03:31:35 PM
It means Obama eats white people and grinded Romney's family into the chili.
 
2012-11-30 03:32:01 PM
TURKEY chili? Further proof that Obama isn't a Christian because that shiat is an affront to God.
 
2012-11-30 03:32:01 PM
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2012-11-30 03:32:09 PM
it wasn't turkey... It was a white goose that got cooked..
 
2012-11-30 03:32:17 PM
Typical elitist. Did he serve it with arugula and a post-lunch latte?
 
2012-11-30 03:32:56 PM
Obama was saving the dark meat to serve to Anne Romney.
 
2012-11-30 03:33:03 PM
It means everything! Break out the torches and guns!
 
2012-11-30 03:33:55 PM
i.imgur.com

/where white turkey chili comes from
 
2012-11-30 03:34:35 PM

Diogenes: I can't decide on how outraged I should be until I know if it had beans in it.


White cannelli beans.
 
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