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(Yahoo)   Michelle Malkin is outraged, OUTRAGED, at Obama's "shady" deal to buy an empty Illinois Supermax prison that never opened for lack of operating funds at a steep discount, so he can finally close Gitmo   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 223
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2012-11-30 11:03:39 AM
The dude cannot win. if he doesn't close Gitmo, you complain because he didn't do it. if he does and wants to move the prisoners here, you don't want them here because you think turrism is a disease you can catch via proximity to turrists.
 
2012-11-30 11:04:33 AM
I wondered what happened to Michelle. She hasn't been around here for awhile, I thought she got a bad case of the clap and died.
 
2012-11-30 11:07:23 AM
I certainly hope no jobs are created by this.
 
2012-11-30 11:12:16 AM
I'm outraged by how fugly and stupid Michelle Malkin is.
 
2012-11-30 11:23:54 AM
Water wet. Sky blue.

You should be happy if Michelle Malkin is outraged. It means all is as it should be in the universe.
 
2012-11-30 11:25:46 AM

Marcus Aurelius: I wondered what happened to Michelle. She hasn't been around here for awhile, I thought she got a bad case of the clap and died.


I thought she finally got a real job at a Thai massage place, or something.
 
2012-11-30 11:28:41 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Marcus Aurelius: I wondered what happened to Michelle. She hasn't been around here for awhile, I thought she got a bad case of the clap and died.

I thought she finally got a real job at a Thai massage place, or something.


That would be a real step up for her. A pity it didn't happen. She might have been able to make a real name for herself.
 
2012-11-30 11:28:45 AM

ManateeGag: The dude cannot win. if he doesn't close Gitmo, you complain because he didn't do it. if he does and wants to move the prisoners here, you don't want them here because you think turrism is a disease you can catch via proximity to turrists.


Let's not talk about the outrage if he release them back into the wild.

/Like GW
 
2012-11-30 11:38:43 AM
First read that as 'Macaulay Culkin'.
 
2012-11-30 11:43:43 AM

kid_icarus: First read that as 'Macaulay Culkin'.


Different has-been.
 
2012-11-30 11:48:31 AM
Well, at least farking the chicken with a strap-on is variety of a sort
 
2012-11-30 11:48:55 AM

Diogenes: kid_icarus: First read that as 'Macaulay Culkin'.

Different has-been.


I've never seen the two of them together.
 
2012-11-30 12:02:59 PM
Her real outrage will come when she finds out the prisoners can play ping-pong.
 
2012-11-30 12:04:29 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Her real outrage will come when she finds out the prisoners can play ping-pong.


And with paddles. Farking prima donna jihadists.
 
2012-11-30 12:13:26 PM

Diogenes: Water wet. Sky blue.

You should be happy if Michelle Malkin is outraged. It means all is as it should be in the universe.


Yeah, just imagine what kind of existential, cosmic horrors it would take to make her happy. I'm pretty sure no one wants that.
 
2012-11-30 12:25:23 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Her real outrage will come when she finds out the prisoners can play ping-pong.


Yeah. Pesky humane treatment will lead to a new wave of feigned outrage.
 
2012-11-30 12:32:38 PM

Bontesla: AdolfOliverPanties: Her real outrage will come when she finds out the prisoners can play ping-pong.

Yeah. Pesky humane treatment will lead to a new wave of feigned outrage.


Link
 
2012-11-30 12:46:09 PM
That thing got a pussy in it?
 
2012-11-30 12:47:01 PM
Michelle Malkin is incapable of not being outraged. She's always in a frothing rage, whether she's playing with fluffy kittens, taking a dump, talking to her granny or sound asleep. It never stops being rage o'clock in Malkinland!
 
2012-11-30 12:54:55 PM
"conservatives" just aren't happy unless they're outraged and/or scared shiatless.
 
2012-11-30 12:55:53 PM

Lionel Mandrake: "conservatives" just aren't happy unless they're outraged and/or scared shiatless.


If that's the case, this biatch is ecstatic
 
2012-11-30 01:21:45 PM
Is Yahoo a right wing website? If it is not, why would Yahoo want to be associated with Michelle Malkin?
 
2012-11-30 01:29:14 PM

Jackson Herring: That thing got a pussy in it?


Thank you. Now hand me a towel so I can wipe Dr. Pepper off my monitor.
 
2012-11-30 01:39:48 PM

vernonFL: Is Yahoo a right wing website? If it is not, why would Yahoo want to be associated with Michelle Malkin?


It's like the Simpon's Fox News helicopter. They're not necessarily right wing but their number one with right wingers.

The comments are hilarious. For every 10 articles condemning Obama to hell, there's one suggesting that he doesn't perform abortions for fun and the readers freak out and accusing Yahoo! Of being a left wing mouthpiece.
 
2012-11-30 01:40:02 PM
Michelle Malkin's column is released once a week.
By Michelle Malkin | Michelle Malkin


Tyler Perry's Michelle Malkin for Marc by Marc Jacobs?
 
2012-11-30 01:47:44 PM
How do we know Michelle Malkin isn't a sleeper cell for one of those Filipino jihadist groups? Maybe she should be held without trial in Cuba for ten years until things get sorted out (possibly with some other suspected women jihadist who all share a shower stall).
 
2012-11-30 02:16:40 PM

Lionel Mandrake: "conservatives" just aren't happy unless they're outraged and/or scared shiatless.


Those are pretty much one in the same to them.
 
2012-11-30 02:39:53 PM

ManateeGag: The dude cannot win. if he doesn't close Gitmo, you complain because he didn't do it. if he does and wants to move the prisoners here, you don't want them here because you think turrism is a disease you can catch via proximity to turrists.


Kind of like how the ghey is contagious.

/gay terrorists?
//well, when I whip my penis out, it DOES scare the horses!!
///ba dum bum bssh!!!
 
2012-11-30 02:48:30 PM

Marcus Aurelius: ecmoRandomNumbers: Marcus Aurelius: I wondered what happened to Michelle. She hasn't been around here for awhile, I thought she got a bad case of the clap and died.

I thought she finally got a real job at a Thai massage place, or something.

That would be a real step up for her. A pity it didn't happen. She might have been able to make a real name for herself.


That would be a happy ending.
 
2012-11-30 02:49:22 PM
You'd think the prison in question was in her backyard or something.
 
2012-11-30 02:49:59 PM
I'm outraged that American Exceptionalism seems to become pants-wetting shiat inducing terror when anyone mentions closing Gitmo and moving terror suspects to an American Supermax prison.
 
2012-11-30 02:50:43 PM
It would be awesome if that's really what is happening. I just doubt that anyone, even a second-term president, is willing to take the political damage that closing Gitmo and putting the people there on trial would create.
 
2012-11-30 02:50:52 PM
Which cross-eyed conservative clap trap is she again?
 
2012-11-30 02:51:59 PM
How did we end up with this Gitmo millstone around our necks in the first place? Oh yeah, that's right, the GOP decided to make torture, rendition and combatant status into public talking points. In the good old days, everyone in Gitmo would have already long gone the way of the dodo. But you do it quietly, in secret - you know, like the CIA used to do.

Gitmo another wedge issue brought to you by the GOP.
 
2012-11-30 02:54:20 PM
I picture Malkin being outraged at Christmas presents, at birthday parties, during sex...
 
2012-11-30 02:54:32 PM
Between reading this article and watching 30 seconds of Bill O'Reilly's frothing rage over a "holiday tree", I am farking exhausted. These people are never happy. A little Valium and a lot of Zoloft might do these people some good.
 
2012-11-30 02:54:36 PM
Why does anyone listen to that screeching Dementor wannabe anyway?
 
2012-11-30 02:55:02 PM

ManateeGag: The dude cannot win. if he doesn't close Gitmo, you complain because he didn't do it. if he does and wants to move the prisoners here, you don't want them here because you think turrism is a disease you can catch via proximity to turrists.


He should use his time machine and go back to campaign era 2008 and unpromise his promise altogether, obviously.
 
2012-11-30 02:55:59 PM
Liberal Derpfest in full swing.
 
2012-11-30 02:56:15 PM
Obama doesn't have to worry about another election. This is going to be a great four years!!!

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Fill my cup!!
 
2012-11-30 02:56:25 PM

cynispasm: I picture Malkin being outraged at Christmas presents, at birthday parties, during sex...


only during sex with Democrats
 
2012-11-30 02:57:00 PM

cynispasm: I picture Malkin being outraged at Christmas presents, at birthday parties, during sex...


"Stop it! Stop it! That's all wrong! Let me show you how I imagine Reagan doing it!"
 
2012-11-30 02:57:19 PM

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Liberal Derpfest in full swing.


I noticed you didn't use one ounce of an argument or citation to back that up.

You know who does that? Pussies.

Not saying you're a pussy, of course. But you're exhibiting traits of those who can be labeled pussies.
 
2012-11-30 02:57:19 PM

cynispasm: I picture Malkin being outraged at Christmas presents, at birthday parties, during sex...


I refuse to believe that anyone can maintain sexual arousal in her presence.
 
2012-11-30 02:58:50 PM
FTA: But this gift to Obama's Illinois homeboys

Obama and his Illinois gang


Because what's Republican fear-mongering without a little race-baiting thrown into the mix?

Also FTA:

But when this imperial presidency can't get its way in the court of public opinion, it simply circumvents the deliberative process.

And just like that, the November elections ceased to exist...
 
2012-11-30 02:59:19 PM
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2012-11-30 03:00:05 PM

coeyagi: ManateeGag: The dude cannot win. if he doesn't close Gitmo, you complain because he didn't do it. if he does and wants to move the prisoners here, you don't want them here because you think turrism is a disease you can catch via proximity to turrists.

He should use his time machine and go back to campaign era 2008 and unpromise his promise altogether, obviously.


If he really wanted to do something about Gitmo, he'd go back in time and somehow prevent Bush from opening Gitmo in the first place. The fact that he hasn't gone back in time to correct Bush's mistakes just proves that Obama hates America. . .
 
2012-11-30 03:00:30 PM
Huh.

That's...that's actually an innovative idea. For those who have stood fair trial and been found guilty.

If not...it's just continuing the same old problem, in a different location.
 
2012-11-30 03:00:32 PM

meat0918: I'm outraged that American Exceptionalism seems to become pants-wetting shiat inducing terror when anyone mentions closing Gitmo and moving terror suspects to an American Supermax prison.


we have actual bad guys in our Supermax prisions that were far more dangerous than the Gitmo terror suspects. Noreiga, a guy who once ran an entire country and had of loyalist followers with advanced military training and weapons, did his time without incident. The head of the Medellin Cartel, once the most powerful, violent, and richest drug cartel on earth is locked away in Marion Ill. If we can keep these guys locked up, i think we can handle a few Taliban militants
 
2012-11-30 03:00:33 PM
Sounds like Michelle Malkin needs a cock-meat sandwich!
 
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