hdhale: Since Elvis is everywhere, everyday would logically be Elvis Presley Day.
uncleacid: It's now or never.
pottie: FirstNationalBastard: ChipNASA: Jan 24th?[spatuladad.com image 500x342] Logically, it would be January 8th, or August 16th. The only question is whether you celebrate his birth or death.Celebrate the birthday not the death day./That is unless you really, really hate Elvis, then ...
Joe Blowme: I thought it was because instead of 800 billion in new taxes Obama wants 1.6 and sole power to have no debt limit and another 50 billion in stimulus to pay off his cronies who helped him get reelected while cutting nothing but the millitary and to keep borrpwing cash from China so we can keep giving cash to countries who hate us and not expecting it to be repaid
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