FARK.com: (7461072) The reason Congress hasn't solved the fiscal cliff problem is because they're too busy deciding which day is the best to honor Elvis

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		The reason Congress hasn't solved the fiscal cliff problem is because they're too busy deciding which day is the best to honor Elvis (kansas.com)		10
		More: Silly, congresses, People of the United States, Larry Kissell

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SuperChuck		2012-11-30 01:27:48 PM

3 votes:

Fat Tuesday?

Wookie_Jesus		2012-11-30 05:02:05 PM

1 votes:

Notabunny

gerbilpox: Every day

gerbilpox: Every day

Every day I write the book.....ooops, wrong Elvis

johnryan51		2012-11-30 02:13:01 PM

1 votes:

Inheritance tax goes up to 55% the blah man has them by the balls!

Wasilla Hillbilly		2012-11-30 02:07:14 PM

1 votes:

Who gives a fark about Elvis, unless I get a day off for it.

Mega Steve		2012-11-30 01:54:24 PM

1 votes:

hdhale: Since Elvis is everywhere, everyday would logically be Elvis Presley Day.

ORLY?

cp91279.biography.com

Notabunny		2012-11-30 01:41:34 PM

1 votes:

uncleacid: It's now or never.

We need a little less conversation, a little more action

cgraves67		2012-11-30 01:27:37 PM

1 votes:

Shouldn't we wait till the guy dies before we make a holiday about him? I mean he's been working at the Quik-Stop behind my house for like 7 years.

hdhale		2012-11-30 01:26:34 PM

1 votes:

pottie: FirstNationalBastard: ChipNASA: Jan 24th?

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Logically, it would be January 8th, or August 16th. The only question is whether you celebrate his birth or death.

Celebrate the birthday not the death day.

/That is unless you really, really hate Elvis, then ...

Explain Good Friday.

Arkanaut		2012-11-30 01:25:46 PM

1 votes:

Joe Blowme: I thought it was because instead of 800 billion in new taxes Obama wants 1.6 and sole power to have no debt limit and another 50 billion in stimulus to pay off his cronies who helped him get reelected while cutting nothing but the millitary and to keep borrpwing cash from China so we can keep giving cash to countries who hate us and not expecting it to be repaid

It's okay. Just breathe.