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(Kansas.com)   The reason Congress hasn't solved the fiscal cliff problem is because they're too busy deciding which day is the best to honor Elvis   (kansas.com) divider line 7
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Wolf_Cub
2012-11-30 01:21:27 PM
2 votes:
If they were serious about honoring Elvis, they would designate everyday Elvis Presley Day.
Wasilla Hillbilly
2012-11-30 02:07:14 PM
1 votes:
Who gives a fark about Elvis, unless I get a day off for it.
Wellon Dowd
2012-11-30 01:28:48 PM
1 votes:
We need a Constitutional amendment banning Congress from passing commemorative legislation.
PsyLord
2012-11-30 01:28:00 PM
1 votes:
Can we have a referendum to vote out all of the members of Congress at one time? Seriously.
hdhale
2012-11-30 01:26:34 PM
1 votes:
pottie: FirstNationalBastard: ChipNASA: Jan 24th?

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Logically, it would be January 8th, or August 16th. The only question is whether you celebrate his birth or death.

Celebrate the birthday not the death day.

/That is unless you really, really hate Elvis, then ...

Explain Good Friday.
hdhale
2012-11-30 01:23:26 PM
1 votes:
Since Elvis is everywhere, everyday would logically be Elvis Presley Day.
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-11-30 01:20:31 PM
1 votes:
ChipNASA: Jan 24th?

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Logically, it would be January 8th, or August 16th. The only question is whether you celebrate his birth or death.
 
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