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(Kansas.com)   The reason Congress hasn't solved the fiscal cliff problem is because they're too busy deciding which day is the best to honor Elvis   (kansas.com) divider line 68
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2012-11-30 02:38:26 PM
I can't see a cliff from my hovel....

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So I'll mix my can of tuna with a can of baked beans and eat them cold for supper. It don't taste right heated up.

/send more food stamps
//have fun on your holiday vacations congress people.
 
2012-11-30 02:51:11 PM
I'm just a hunk, a hunk of who gives a shiat?
 
2012-11-30 02:57:20 PM
LEAVE ELVIS ALONE! YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF SAVAGES!!!
 
2012-11-30 02:57:36 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Will they be passing out Blue Suede 'ludes?

/Love me tenderizers?
//All shook uppers?


Jailhouse Black Tar Heroin in the eyeballs Rock?


/ I'M HELPING
 
2012-11-30 03:31:09 PM
mysterious-sightings.com

Sees no harm in this distraction.
 
2012-11-30 03:39:51 PM

johnryan51: Inheritance tax goes up to 55% the blah man has them by the balls!


The government took its cut for your entire life while you saved up what it didn't take.

Now it wants some of that too? Makes perfect sense. Really.
 
2012-11-30 04:14:14 PM
Also because Republicans are whiny biatches.
 
2012-11-30 04:18:58 PM
Obama will demand and Republicans will cave like they aways do. More spending, bigger government here we come.
 
2012-11-30 04:20:46 PM

randomjsa: johnryan51: Inheritance tax goes up to 55% the blah man has them by the balls!

The government took its cut for your entire life while you saved up what it didn't take.

Now it wants some of that too? Makes perfect sense. Really.


I'm confused. Do half of Americans pay no taxes, or does the government talk half of our income in taxes?
 
2012-11-30 04:21:01 PM
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2012-11-30 04:21:26 PM
*take
 
2012-11-30 04:25:37 PM

clane: Obama will demand and Republicans will cave like they aways do. More spending, bigger government here we come.


Really? REALLY? As far as I've seen, one of the few things Obama has gotten passed is Obamacare. Seems like Republicans, apart from trying to repeal Obamacare, is spending all their time blocking everything Obama tries to put through.
 
2012-11-30 04:57:10 PM
Our country is going broke you idiot
 
2012-11-30 05:02:05 PM
Notabunny


gerbilpox: Every day

gerbilpox: Every day

Every day I write the book.....ooops, wrong Elvis
 
2012-11-30 05:03:00 PM
TFA: "Ten members of Congress have signed onto the resolution to show they have a big hunk o' love for the king of rock 'n' roll."

I'm no fan of our current Congress, but ten members of congress signing a resolution really doesn't mean anything.
 
2012-11-30 05:41:32 PM

Joe Blowme: I thought it was because instead of 800 billion in new taxes Obama wants 1.6 and sole power to have no debt limit and another 50 billion in stimulus to pay off his cronies who helped him get reelected while cutting nothing but the millitary and to keep borrpwing cash from China so we can keep giving cash to countries who hate us and not expecting it to be repaid


So, I'm a bit confused here...do we stick it to him by refusing to do anything and going off the cliff, or what?
 
2012-11-30 07:04:49 PM

clane: Obama will demand and Republicans will cave like they aways do. More spending, bigger government here we come.


Now that, my friends, is some primo trolling.
 
2012-11-30 07:44:44 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: clane: Obama will demand and Republicans will cave like they aways do. More spending, bigger government here we come.

Now that, my friends, is some primo trolling.


Yeah...I admit I took the bait
 
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