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(The Barnstormer)   Cheap Throat, the diary of a locked-out NHLer, day 73: What happens when a locked-out NHLer does peyote in the desert?   (thebarnstormer.com) divider line 34
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2012-11-30 01:13:20 PM  
bissonette?
 
2012-11-30 02:23:16 PM  
He is in England right now. I am thinking Shane O'Brien.
 
2012-11-30 02:56:17 PM  
Trick question - no real hockey player would be out in a desert.
 
2012-11-30 02:59:10 PM  
Shawn Thornton has been quiet on twitter as of late...
 
2012-11-30 03:01:00 PM  
Just replace it with LHL already, Lingerie Hockey League.

Titty hard-ons would be epic.
 
2012-11-30 03:17:26 PM  

Zombie Jesus: He is in England right now. I am thinking Shane O'Brien.


can't be SOB only because Cheapthroat mentioned a couple days ago how being almost traded to Colorado put him in a funk for a week. SOB just re-signed with the Avs for 3 years.

I think it has to be somebody in the Northeast area of the country: someone on the Caps, Sabres, Sens... with how much he seems to hate Marchand and Tortorella, you'd have to think that he plays those teams more often than not.
 
2012-11-30 03:20:59 PM  
hard to believe that the strike has gone on this long. the only bonus is that the sharks aren't going to choke in the playoffs if the season never happens
 
2012-11-30 03:31:21 PM  
You guys are still working on the assumption that this is an actual NHL player? Come on.
 
2012-11-30 03:31:53 PM  

gopher321: Trick question - no real hockey player would be out in a desert.


Then explain why Sidney Crosby joined a bunch of players in Scottsdale, AZ for a public scrimmage today.

Idiot.

/would've been there to watch but I didn't hear about it until after I had arrived at work
 
2012-11-30 03:36:30 PM  

swahnhennessy: You guys are still working on the assumption that this is an actual NHL player? Come on.


It's either a real player just making shiat up or not a player at all. I don't think there's a single locked out player not doing something hockey related right now (either playing overseas or in minors or practicing/working out with other NHLers or their old college teams).
 
2012-11-30 03:40:44 PM  

swahnhennessy: You guys are still working on the assumption that this is an actual NHL player? Come on.


Well... it's not Dainus Zubrus, we know that much.

Maybe its a group of them, hence all the misdirection and contradicting information depending on who is writing that day.
 
2012-11-30 03:41:02 PM  

swahnhennessy: You guys are still working on the assumption that this is an actual NHL player? Come on.


Thank you.
 
2012-11-30 03:44:24 PM  

desertgeek: gopher321: Trick question - no real hockey player would be out in a desert.

Then explain why Sidney Crosby joined a bunch of players in Scottsdale, AZ for a public scrimmage today.

 
2012-11-30 03:53:55 PM  
I guess they were the Young Guns....
 
2012-11-30 04:07:22 PM  

swahnhennessy: You guys are still working on the assumption that this is an actual NHL player? Come on.


The gullibility is indeed rather frustrating.
 
2012-11-30 04:18:38 PM  

swahnhennessy: You guys are still working on the assumption that this is an actual NHL player? Come on.


This^
If he was an actual NHL player, some other player would be able to identify him pretty easily from his posts. Some of you are clinging to this like a kid who thinks he won't get presents if he tells his parents he doesn't believe in Santa.
 
2012-11-30 04:31:36 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: swahnhennessy: You guys are still working on the assumption that this is an actual NHL player? Come on.

This^
If he was an actual NHL player, some other player would be able to identify him pretty easily from his posts. Some of you are clinging to this like a kid who thinks he won't get presents if he tells his parents he doesn't believe in Santa.


I've just become infatuated with it's engrossing story, descriptive wordplay, and building towards an epic pre-determined ending. Ya know, like the NBA.
 
2012-11-30 04:32:12 PM  

soopey: it's


its*

Christ I suck. I'm going home.
 
2012-11-30 05:21:08 PM  
I've said before that given many clues in the posts that it's either a player from the Leafs or some guy sitting in his mom's basement in Toronto making shiat up. If it's a player, Orr is stil my guess. In the beginning it seemed plausible but since around the "upper decker in Bettman's office" stakeout nonsense I've leaned 90% toward it being fiction.
 
2012-11-30 05:28:16 PM  
it's real to me dammit.
 
2012-11-30 05:46:19 PM  

Ishkur: swahnhennessy: You guys are still working on the assumption that this is an actual NHL player? Come on.

Well... it's not Dainus Zubrus, we know that much.

Maybe its a group of them, hence all the misdirection and contradicting information depending on who is writing that day.


Why is not Zubrus?
 
2012-11-30 06:08:23 PM  
kiss the snake on the tongue?
 
2012-11-30 06:48:00 PM  

lacydog: Why is not Zubrus?


The bigger question is why would it be Zubrus?
 
2012-11-30 07:30:25 PM  

Ishkur: lacydog: Why is not Zubrus?

The bigger question is why would it be Zubrus?


The even bigger question is why would it not be Zubrus?
 
2012-11-30 07:54:06 PM  

Ishkur: lacydog: Why is not Zubrus?

The bigger question is why would it be Zubrus?


Well, there was the big post in the last Cheap Throat thread that explained why it just might be him. I was thinking maybe you had found some evidence that it clearly couldn't be Zubrus, based on your post. I was hoping you'd be sharing whatever proof you had found.

That being said, CT mentioned that he was weary of people catching on to his identity leading up to the incident with Bettman's toilet. I think it would be reasonable to assume that if there's any misdirection happening, it has stepped up since he figured out that people are trying to peice together his identity. It's probably more likely that it's a hoax, but it still might be an NHL'er.
 
2012-11-30 07:59:18 PM  

swahnhennessy: You guys are still working on the assumption that this is an actual NHL player? Come on.

 
2012-11-30 08:01:05 PM  

Techhell: Ishkur: lacydog: Why is not Zubrus?

The bigger question is why would it be Zubrus?

The even bigger question is why would it not be Zubrus?


The biggest question is: why would it not be a yeti?
 
2012-12-01 03:15:16 AM  

swahnhennessy: Techhell: Ishkur: lacydog: Why is not Zubrus?

The bigger question is why would it be Zubrus?

The even bigger question is why would it not be Zubrus?

The biggest question is: why would it not be a yeti?


Maybe it's lupus.
 
2012-12-01 03:58:00 AM  
This makes me miss FarkTV
 
2012-12-01 10:30:54 AM  

VvonderJesus: desertgeek: gopher321: Trick question - no real hockey player would be out in a desert.

Then explain why Sidney Crosby joined a bunch of players in Scottsdale, AZ for a public scrimmage today.


I bet Justin Bieber was in town at the same time, crosby seems to follow him around, and I bet biebs is a player.
 
2012-12-01 11:40:11 AM  

animesucks: hard to believe that the strike has gone on this long. the only bonus is that the sharks aren't going to choke in the playoffs if the season never happens


What strike? Retard.
 
2012-12-01 12:03:00 PM  
It's probably Tucker Max since all the over-exaggerated stories are fake...
 
2012-12-01 02:59:06 PM  
I dunno...invent Democracy?

/extremely obscure
 
2012-12-01 05:58:46 PM  

Flappyhead: swahnhennessy: Techhell: Ishkur: lacydog: Why is not Zubrus?

The bigger question is why would it be Zubrus?

The even bigger question is why would it not be Zubrus?

The biggest question is: why would it not be a yeti?

Maybe it's lupus.


It's not Lupul.
 
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