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(Daily Dot)   Sad news in Russia: Real-Life Anime Girl and Real-Life Barbie ended their friendship   (dailydot.com) divider line 96
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2012-11-30 01:20:24 PM  
I choose you Picafreakingnutjob!
 
2012-11-30 02:04:49 PM  
When will they do a nude photoshoot together?
 
2012-11-30 02:43:00 PM  
"Meanwhile in Russia," indeed.

/wtf
 
2012-11-30 03:25:49 PM  
*clicks link*
*yawn*

*yawn*

*o.O*
cdn0.dailydot.com
 
2012-11-30 03:29:31 PM  
if you want it to remain a fantasy don't click the video, whoa... that one chick looks like the kid from mask...
 
2012-11-30 03:32:09 PM  
impressed
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com 

/she's a barbie girl
//in an anime world
 
2012-11-30 03:33:05 PM  
So we won't get a video of them having sexytime. Can we at least get a video of the catfight?
 
2012-11-30 03:33:15 PM  
Shpagina?
 
2012-11-30 03:33:26 PM  
I wasn't even aware of "Anime Girl" so whatever, I guess.
 
2012-11-30 03:33:30 PM  
And people wonder why Ken turned gay.
 
2012-11-30 03:35:48 PM  
WTF? I don't even...
 
2012-11-30 03:37:17 PM  
[It is an outrage - pic]
 
2012-11-30 03:37:33 PM  
What the f**k did I just read and then the painting of the faerie throttling a duck my mind is reeling.
 
2012-11-30 03:38:25 PM  

Pincy: WTF? I don't even...


She did it so that the everyone would love her.
 
2012-11-30 03:38:31 PM  

Mega Steve: So we won't get a video of them having sexytime. Can we at least get a video of the catfight?


I'm betting one of them came home with a vajaja reeking of pipe.
 
2012-11-30 03:39:15 PM  
And not a single fark was given that day.
 
2012-11-30 03:39:22 PM  
This kind of puts my little problems in an entirely different perspective.
 
2012-11-30 03:40:41 PM  
Link

Weird - someone wrote a song about her before she was even born.
 
2012-11-30 03:40:41 PM  

occamswrist: Pincy: WTF? I don't even...

She did it so that the everyone would love her.


But I loved her just the way she was!
 
2012-11-30 03:40:46 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott: This kind of puts my little problems in an entirely different perspective.


Don't it just?
 
2012-11-30 03:41:01 PM  
What gives, we didnt nuke russia.
 
2012-11-30 03:43:26 PM  
I'd stick it in her Shpagina.

/like that wasn't coming
 
2012-11-30 03:45:48 PM  
Today has definitely taken a turn for the weird. Between this and realistic babyhead chocolate, well I don't know. It's just weird.
 
2012-11-30 03:46:21 PM  
Quick, someone post a picture from " who framed Roger rabbit"
 
2012-11-30 03:48:04 PM  

doczoidberg: When will they do a nude photoshoot Photoshop together?


FTFY
 
2012-11-30 03:49:01 PM  
Is it me or does the anime girl have a lazy eye or walleye or something-gone-wrong eye? There's something up. These things matter.
 
2012-11-30 03:52:46 PM  
Shpagina...

I mean that sounds like I think it is going to sound right?
Shpagina, like someone with braces saying "Shpa" and "gina"

Shpagina...

Huh...
Sadly, it sounds like Barbie will be dead soon anyways so Shpagina.
I wonder if they will do any of that twisted russian "simulated" forced sex pr0n...
Sphagina.

It could be a magik werd for opening things...
/shpagina
 
2012-11-30 03:54:24 PM  
And yet life continues on as it did before... 

We are so jaded.
 
2012-11-30 03:55:03 PM  
I'm sorry but that's just farking creepy shiat. Can you imagine being on top of either of those and having her look up at you with her huge unblinking plastic eyes?

/shudders...deflates.
 
2012-11-30 03:56:20 PM  
First Stalin murders 6,000,000 people and now this.
 
2012-11-30 03:56:24 PM  

megarian: Is it me or does the anime girl have a lazy eye or walleye or something-gone-wrong eye? There's something up. These things matter.


Yeah, with all the money spent on surgery you'd expect her to at least get that right.
 
2012-11-30 03:56:56 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: I'm sorry but that's just farking creepy shiat. Can you imagine being on top of either of those and having her look up at you with her huge unblinking plastic eyes?


At least it gives you something to aim at
 
2012-11-30 04:00:31 PM  

Cyno01: What gives, we didnt nuke russia.


Chernobyl
 
2012-11-30 04:02:17 PM  

occamswrist: megarian: Is it me or does the anime girl have a lazy eye or walleye or something-gone-wrong eye? There's something up. These things matter.

Yeah, with all the money spent on surgery you'd expect her to at least get that right.


IIRC, it's not surgery, it's paint. She paints on big anime eyes and uses her own as the pupils, so she has a constant cross-eyed look happening.
 
2012-11-30 04:02:56 PM  
Anime-girl probably found a hentai. Barbie found a G.I. Joe.

Now if we could just get an autobot to find someone.
 
2012-11-30 04:03:28 PM  

occamswrist: Quick, someone post a picture from " who framed Roger rabbit"


Okay

timesofindia.indiatimes.com
 
2012-11-30 04:04:24 PM  

Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: Cyno01: What gives, we didnt nuke russia.

Chernobyl


That was in the Ukraine.
 
2012-11-30 04:07:55 PM  
Why I don't even... Some people...



[zip]
 
2012-11-30 04:09:46 PM  

Pangea: Shpagina?


Alotta Shpagina?
 
2012-11-30 04:10:10 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: occamswrist: megarian: Is it me or does the anime girl have a lazy eye or walleye or something-gone-wrong eye? There's something up. These things matter.

Yeah, with all the money spent on surgery you'd expect her to at least get that right.

IIRC, it's not surgery, it's paint. She paints on big anime eyes and uses her own as the pupils, so she has a constant cross-eyed look happening.


Hawt.
 
2012-11-30 04:11:40 PM  

UsikFark: Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: Cyno01: What gives, we didnt nuke russia.

Chernobyl

That was in the Ukraine.


Ukraine girls are hotter than Russian girls - discuss
 
2012-11-30 04:13:45 PM  

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: What the f**k did I just read and then the painting of the faerie throttling a duck my mind is reeling.


She's not throttling it; it's already dead and she's doing a weekend at Bernie's thing with it.
 
2012-11-30 04:14:17 PM  

Happy Hours: UsikFark: Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: Cyno01: What gives, we didnt nuke russia.

Chernobyl

That was in the Ukraine.

Ukraine girls are hotter than Russian girls - discuss


Their leaders are.

upload.wikimedia.org

www.businesspundit.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

//Sad she's in prison...
 
2012-11-30 04:14:22 PM  

Mega Steve: occamswrist: Quick, someone post a picture from " who framed Roger rabbit"

Okay

[timesofindia.indiatimes.com image 450x300]


Thank you. Now I feel like this article has been viewed in its proper perspective.
 
2012-11-30 04:14:28 PM  

Happy Hours: UsikFark: Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: Cyno01: What gives, we didnt nuke russia.

Chernobyl

That was in the Ukraine.

Ukraine girls are hotter than Russian girls - discuss


I work in an office full of Ukrainian women and they are all smoking hot.
 
2012-11-30 04:14:51 PM  

Happy Hours: UsikFark: Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: Cyno01: What gives, we didnt nuke russia.

Chernobyl

That was in the Ukraine.

Ukraine girls are hotter than Russian girls - discuss


Exactly.

www.conservativedailynews.com
 
2012-11-30 04:15:35 PM  

Pangea: Shpagina?

 

Shpadoinkle!
 
2012-11-30 04:15:44 PM  

UsikFark: Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: Cyno01: What gives, we didnt nuke russia.

Chernobyl

That was in the Ukraine.


Yes, but radioactive contamination spread over a good size chunk of Western USSR.

/that and I was making a joke
//not a particularly funny joke, but one nonetheless
 
2012-11-30 04:16:28 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: I'm sorry but that's just farking creepy shiat. Can you imagine being on top of either of those and having her look up at you with her huge unblinking plastic eyes?

/shudders...deflates.


More like me on bottom looking up. I could cope...but only once. Looks *extremely* high maintenance, which is no joy to be around for any length of time.

/speaking from experience
 
2012-11-30 04:17:38 PM  

Happy Hours: UsikFark: Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: Cyno01: What gives, we didnt nuke russia.

Chernobyl

That was in the Ukraine.

Ukraine girls are hotter than Russian girls - discuss


Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
That Georgia's always on my my my my my my my mind
 
2012-11-30 04:20:31 PM  

buckler: Pangea: Shpagina? 

Shpadoinkle!


Dhapecker!
 
2012-11-30 04:20:55 PM  

titwrench: I work in an office full of Ukrainian women and they are all smoking hot.


That is, until they hit 40.

Then WATCH OUT.
 
2012-11-30 04:21:52 PM  

Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy:
Well the Real World girls really knock me out
They leave the rest behind
And Plastic girls make me sing and shout
Shpagina's always on my my my my my my my mind


FTFY
 
2012-11-30 04:24:24 PM  

meat0918: Happy Hours: UsikFark: Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: Cyno01: What gives, we didnt nuke russia.

Chernobyl

That was in the Ukraine.

Ukraine girls are hotter than Russian girls - discuss

Their leaders are.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x220]

[www.businesspundit.com image 266x400]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 271x400]

//Sad she's in prison...


Sad!?! Are you kidding? I'm fapping away imagining the hot ukrainian prison girl-girl action with the blonde Princess Leia here.
 
2012-11-30 04:25:56 PM  

megarian: Is it me or does the anime girl have a lazy eye or walleye or something-gone-wrong eye? There's something up. These things matter.


Walleye vision?

bite-prod.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-11-30 04:29:17 PM  
I'm a Ukrainian girl. We go batshiat insane after 40. Fact.
 
2012-11-30 04:30:13 PM  

Mega Steve: occamswrist: Quick, someone post a picture from " who framed Roger rabbit"

Okay

[timesofindia.indiatimes.com image 450x300]


What a wife.
 
2012-11-30 04:30:31 PM  

special20: Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy:
Well the Real World girls really knock me out
They leave the rest behind
And Plastic girls make me sing and shout
Shpagina's always on my my my my my my my mind

FTFY


*snert*
 
2012-11-30 04:31:13 PM  

megarian: I'm a Ukrainian girl. We go batshiat insane after 40. Fact.


Uh oh. I'm married to a Ukrainian girl.

I'd better stock up on canned food and shotguns.
 
2012-11-30 04:32:52 PM  

megarian: I'm a Ukrainian girl. We go batshiat insane after 40. Fact.


/still has more than a decade before 40
//girls in family are smokin hot.
///and nuts. And after 40 perhaps legally nuts.
 
2012-11-30 04:33:42 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-30 04:33:56 PM  
Oh my lord!!! 

img.ibtimes.com
 
2012-11-30 04:34:16 PM  

Son of Thunder: megarian: I'm a Ukrainian girl. We go batshiat insane after 40. Fact.

Uh oh. I'm married to a Ukrainian girl.

I'd better stock up on canned food and shotguns.


Take up drinking. A lot of drinking.

Make sure she doesn't take up drinking. That's how homicide is born.
 
2012-11-30 04:40:06 PM  
So what man came between them?
 
2012-11-30 04:41:46 PM  

abhorrent1: I wasn't even aware of "Anime Girl" so whatever, I guess.


I wonder how many there are. There is a guy here in this town that ONLY goes outside as this same anime character, it looks farking weird, especially when he was bowling right next to me. He gets looks from both guys and girls, double takes, laughter and weird reactions. Aside from the anime head he will wear miniskirt outfits just like the girls in anime. At first glance I thought it was a girl and tried to avoid it. Then I saw that he was using a 16lb bowling ball. According to his friends it turns out that he is infatuated with her and won't break character. He doesn't talk or anything (at least not in public), he just makes girly body expressions.
 
2012-11-30 04:44:55 PM  

UsikFark: Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: Cyno01: What gives, we didnt nuke russia.

Chernobyl

That was in the Ukraine.


babysimpson.co.uk

After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.
 
2012-11-30 04:47:11 PM  

blatz514: megarian: Is it me or does the anime girl have a lazy eye or walleye or something-gone-wrong eye? There's something up. These things matter.

Walleye vision?

[bite-prod.s3.amazonaws.com image 500x336]


Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
 
2012-11-30 04:52:10 PM  

ehahn: Oh my lord!!! 

[img.ibtimes.com image 520x461]


Too bad they're fake. Not bad though
 
2012-11-30 04:53:04 PM  
Choking the duck.Choking the chicken.Decisions,decisions.
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-11-30 04:53:16 PM  
Serious question: does anyone find either one of these woman hot, or even just attractive? I love me some weener so maybe I'm not the best judge of female sexiness, but I think I'd vomit if I found either one in my bed.
 
2012-11-30 04:53:36 PM  

ehahn: Oh my lord!!! 

img.ibtimes.com


Imagine f*cking her, and in a moment of ecstasy, accidentally popping her head off her neck.


i45.tinypic.com
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2012-11-30 05:00:22 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ehahn: Oh my lord!!! 

[img.ibtimes.com image 520x461]


Imagine f*cking her, and in a moment of ecstasy, accidentally popping her head off her neck.


[i45.tinypic.com image 450x675]


Wow, how did you know about my fantasy?..wait...what?
 
2012-11-30 05:01:44 PM  
Does this mean they aren't going to be doing that lesbian porn movie now?
 
2012-11-30 05:02:08 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-30 05:03:02 PM  

megarian: I'm a Ukrainian girl. We go batshiat insane after 40. Fact.


How much longer are you good for How old are you?
 
2012-11-30 05:05:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ehahn: Oh my lord!!! 

[img.ibtimes.com image 520x461]


Imagine f*cking her, and in a moment of ecstasy, accidentally popping her head off her neck.


[i45.tinypic.com image 450x675]


images.hitfix.com
"I hate it when dat shiat happens." 

/top of the mountian
 
2012-11-30 05:05:54 PM  

OgreMagi: Does this mean they aren't going to be doing that lesbian porn movie now?


Don't panic. There's nothing hotter than lesbian porn between two women who hate each other. Especially once the strapons get taken out of the toy drawer.
 
2012-11-30 05:14:51 PM  
The barbie girl is actually pretty and sexy. I wonder how obesity would affect her though. I want to see her become fat someday. It would be interesting to observe how she would change both physically and mentally due to obesity.
 
2012-11-30 05:18:07 PM  

megarian: I'm a Ukrainian girl. We go batshiat insane after 40. Fact.


Is that good or bad?

How ya' doing?
 
2012-11-30 05:27:31 PM  

GreenSun: The barbie girl is actually pretty and sexy. I wonder how obesity would affect her though. I want to see her become fat someday. It would be interesting to observe how she would change both physically and mentally due to obesity.


Yeah, it would be awesome once she cured the malnutrition and cognitive deficits caused by blood sugar issues and went on to recover from her mental illness completely....
 
2012-11-30 05:47:38 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ehahn: Oh my lord!!! 

[img.ibtimes.com image 520x461]


Imagine f*cking her, and in a moment of ecstasy, accidentally popping her head off her neck.


[i45.tinypic.com image 450x675]


24.media.tumblr.com 
Slpoosh!
 
2012-11-30 05:53:55 PM  
What the hell is up with their eyes? Are they real? Can they see through them?
 
2012-11-30 06:03:30 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: So what man came between them?


Personally, I'd cum on them.
 
2012-11-30 06:11:54 PM  

Happy Hours: megarian: I'm a Ukrainian girl. We go batshiat insane after 40. Fact.

Is that good or bad?

How ya' doing?


;) fifteen years from totally nuts.

How YOU doin?
 
2012-11-30 06:12:53 PM  

OgreMagi: megarian: I'm a Ukrainian girl. We go batshiat insane after 40. Fact.

How much longer are you good for How old are you?


25.
 
2012-11-30 06:40:48 PM  

megarian: Happy Hours: megarian: I'm a Ukrainian girl. We go batshiat insane after 40. Fact.

Is that good or bad?

How ya' doing?

;) fifteen years from totally nuts.

How YOU doin?


heh - probably already maxed out my nuts....
wait that doesn't even make any sense
 
2012-11-30 06:57:17 PM  
Say it with me kids:

"Shpagina"

/was reading this out loud to my wife
//when I read Shpagina, we both laughed ourselves to tears
 
2012-11-30 07:09:36 PM  

Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: *clicks link*
*yawn*

*yawn*

*o.O*
[cdn0.dailydot.com image 530x604]


Oh, that poor dog.
 
2012-11-30 08:32:48 PM  

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: I'm a Ukrainian girl. We go batshiat insane after 40. Fact.

How much longer are you good for How old are you?

25.


Works for me. How ya doing!?
 
2012-11-30 08:53:12 PM  

megarian: I'm a Ukrainian girl. We go batshiat insane after 40. Fact.


як ви робите?

*wink wink*
 
2012-11-30 09:22:44 PM  
I know I shouldn't, but disturbingly WANT.
 
2012-11-30 09:23:03 PM  
News Flash
Attention Whores don't share.
 
2012-11-30 10:57:23 PM  

cynicalbastard: Don't panic. There's nothing hotter than lesbian porn between two women who hate each other. Especially once the strapons get taken out of the toy drawer.


Your newsletter. I wish to subscribe to it.
 
2012-11-30 11:00:09 PM  
Also, if I want to download Russian women porn, I'll look up Yulia Nova. The face and hairdo are meh, but from the neck down she's amazing.(GIS result, NSFW)
 
2012-11-30 11:22:02 PM  

zarberg: Also, if I want to download Russian women porn, I'll look up Yulia Nova. The face and hairdo are meh, but from the neck down she's amazing.(GIS result, NSFW)


Ah, an old favorite of mine. She's racktacular!
 
2012-12-01 09:40:56 AM  

Cyno01: What gives, we didnt nuke russia.


Nice!
 
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