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(The Atlantic Wire)   Best Korea apparently has a stash of secret unicorn lairs   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 51
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2012-11-30 03:07:22 PM  
5 votes:
Shun the non-believer! Shhhuuuuunnnnnnn!
2012-11-30 02:18:56 PM  
5 votes:

Holocaust Agnostic: BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

A unicorns lair is where it goes to lay its eggs.


A common misconception. Actually the eggs hatch in the lair but are laid outside. The unicorn injects its eggs directly into the host prey using the stinger on its head and then drags the infected prey back to the lair for safe keeping until the larva hatch and eat their way out.
2012-11-30 03:16:58 PM  
4 votes:
spaceparanoids.org

Seems legit
2012-11-30 02:30:33 PM  
4 votes:

Mog32Kupo: You're a traitor if you don't believe our beloved leader.

Only the greatest of great men are allowed a unicorn


I thought only virgins could ride unicorns

www.the-spearhead.com

Oh...
2012-11-30 02:12:54 PM  
4 votes:
www.squidmobile.com

"What do you mean, 'We're out of Unicorn burgers?'"
2012-11-30 02:08:17 PM  
4 votes:
That's completely ridiculous. Our western religions know the truth:

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-30 02:47:56 PM  
3 votes:
They found the unicorn lair; because they found a rock with the words "Unicorn Lair" written on it.

Ok, then I just found the lair of the Gangnam Style; because I found the video on YouTube.

/ Why yes, I am currently screaming at a girl's ass; how did you know?
2012-11-30 02:08:59 PM  
3 votes:
"...in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City..."

Well there you go then, Unicorns lived in Moran Hill.

/get a brain!
2012-11-30 02:06:04 PM  
3 votes:
Great, now the US is going to invade Best Korea in order to secure this vital Unicorn resource. This is Obama's Operation Iraqi Freedom!

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-30 02:03:48 PM  
3 votes:
North Korea really is Best Korea...
2012-11-30 06:13:26 PM  
2 votes:
Also:

pbfcomics.com
2012-11-30 06:12:48 PM  
2 votes:
Unicorn thread?

ninjamonkey.us
2012-11-30 05:34:20 PM  
2 votes:

kitsuneymg: Wait... So Trixie was hiding in a cave all of Season 2?


Yeah, but she escaped across the DMZ just in time to make it back for tomorrow morning's episode. Meanwhile...

i.imgur.com

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned about the Mon Calamari. But why is the one in the white suit gesticulating wildly at us?

Your faithful student,
Twilight Farkle.
2012-11-30 03:28:00 PM  
2 votes:
What Would King Tongmyong Do?
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-30 02:42:41 PM  
2 votes:
A rectangular rock carved with the words 'unicorn lair' stands in front of the lair.

Hey guys, this looks legit.
2012-11-30 02:17:29 PM  
2 votes:
What are the odds it's named Butt-Stalion and made of diamond?
2012-11-30 02:13:47 PM  
2 votes:
"The DPRK has reportedly claimed that in the event of full-scale invasion by the ROK, the unicorn's protective magics will repel any ballistic missiles aimed at their Glorious Kingdom."
2012-11-30 02:08:37 PM  
2 votes:

BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.


A unicorns lair is where it goes to lay its eggs.
2012-11-30 02:06:20 PM  
2 votes:

occamswrist: North Korea really is Best Korea...


doesn't that violate Worthington's Law?
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-01 06:56:40 PM  
1 votes:

And the response from Equestria is...

lh5.googleusercontent.com
ROCKET LAUNCHER OF FACTS!!!
2012-11-30 08:24:24 PM  
1 votes:

kitsuneymg: Wait... So Trixie was hiding in a cave all of Season 2?


I guess we are about to find out...
2012-11-30 06:30:54 PM  
1 votes:
From TFA:

Note: As a commenter has pointed out, western ideas of a unicorn and Korean ideas of a unicorn are a bit different and a unicorn is called a Qilin in Korea. It's still a mythical creature. You can see the Qilin here.

lh5.googleusercontent.com

Crystal Empire is Best Empire!
2012-11-30 05:36:48 PM  
1 votes:
Its obvious best Korean thinks this evidence that they are the true Koreans since the ancient rulers resided in Best Korean so therefore they are teh best!

Also did anyone read the comments, and or read the blog of the coup conspiracy? Our mental health system in this country is obviously in need of improvement.
2012-11-30 05:10:08 PM  
1 votes:

Halstread: NobleHam: Kirin, not unicorn, and what's with the "proves Pyongyang was a capital of Koguryo" part? For one thing, we already know that. It's not in dispute. There are tombs of Kings of Koguryo in the city. We have written records. For another, Pyongyang WASN'T the capital of Koguryo in Tongmyong's reign.

This?


This. Was going to post this, and NobleHam beat me to it.

And yes, this is yet another piece of where North Korea is literally trying to build up a god-emperor complex to equal the Kim family to that of Dangun Wanggeom, if not the Son of Heaven himself (yes, the first ruler of Korea was supposedly sired via sexy-time when a divine being came down to earth and had sexy time with a bear who turned herself into a woman--Korean founding mythos is weird and awesome that way). Not a whole lot of Western writers realise that the national cult of North Korea is based heavily upon the same misappropriations of pre-Buddhist Korean mythology that the Moonies have misappropriated (in their case, to basically declare Sun Myung-Moon (piss be upon him) the God-Emperor of Humanity)...hence why I've referred to the whole thing as a bad example of "COMMUNISM IS EVIL" and more of "A frank coercive religious group in the same mold as the Moonies, only with nuclear weapons and a much better information control system that mostly wears commie drag and even dropped that pretense late in Kim Jong-Il's (piss be upon him too) life".
2012-11-30 04:38:07 PM  
1 votes:
What we have here is the Korean equivalent of France claiming that not only was Camelot located in Normandy, but that Excalibur was forged there, thus Great Britain should be ruled by France.

/that's a fine quality of LSD they take there in China's embarrassing buffer state.
2012-11-30 04:02:52 PM  
1 votes:
img811.imageshack.us
2012-11-30 03:43:42 PM  
1 votes:

Phantom_Spaceman: BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

[www.grumpydodo.com image 500x365]


Makes me proud to be an American

don3k.nocorvair.com

Joel: Then there's the time the country rallies together to beat back Hell. Like the time we as a nation said NO to Yahoo Serious.
2012-11-30 03:09:16 PM  
1 votes:

buckler: To fully understand what's going on here, you have to follow the link in TFA to the Worst Korea site that describes these creatures, and translate, to wit:

Since been described in the literature preached the end of the giraffe fantasy elements were added. Phoenix, like a giraffe that appeared was more regarded auspicious auspicious look Especially when you see the groups with an adult or appear to pre-announce its signs. Generous time survey moat (说文解字)] look at the giraffe, unicorn horns sprouting in one on the forehead to the end of the Flesh, is a different beast was hurt argument (仁 兽) and ordinal (瑞兽) said.

[(诗经)] around the footed kick and they receive easy and bumping horns, forehead giraffe not only toxic and would not this his - the character is described as [Gwangah (广 雅)] ", faded harboring palm (钟 吕) contained in the sound without touching the live worms on occasion, how to hit catwalks, to discourage sprouting grass and not fall into the trap without on the net, it does not take Fit deportment statutes appear bright wages behave natananeunde furry beast 360 among other things, the head of the giraffe. " This giraffe was recognized as auspicious animals of notice to the mild nature and the advent of the era of peaceful and prosperous uh eojil

With the virtue of Confucian Confucius giraffe often insinuating expression, and are seen as a symbol. Had Confucius Confucius's mother appeared the great sages of this world flows alerted the giraffe, when Confucius died on the train fry wounded by the death notice that conveys.


Well, that clears it all up. Thanks!
2012-11-30 03:04:32 PM  
1 votes:

occamswrist: North Korea really is Best Korea bat-farking-shiat insane...


FTF everyone.
2012-11-30 02:54:44 PM  
1 votes:
Just a reminder: if you're bored at work, KCNA is always good for a few laughs. Their reports are often along the lines of "There is this commentary piece in our state-run newspaper that denounces X. Therefore X faces scathing criticism from abroad."

It's truely most enlightening.
2012-11-30 02:50:50 PM  
1 votes:

BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.


www.grumpydodo.com
2012-11-30 02:46:37 PM  
1 votes:
I think Kimmy needs to update his closet. Mao jackets are so OUT. He needs to get with the times and dress snazzy like his contemporaries over in China
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-11-30 02:42:46 PM  
1 votes:

Mega Steve: Mog32Kupo: You're a traitor if you don't believe our beloved leader.

Only the greatest of great men are allowed a unicorn

I thought only virgins could ride unicorns

[www.the-spearhead.com image 450x525]

Oh...


Awwww, he wooks wike a widdle chubby baby!

/Who's a cute widdle despot?
//You are!!!
2012-11-30 02:40:17 PM  
1 votes:

toraque: [www.squidmobile.com image 307x200]

"What do you mean, 'We're out of Unicorn burgers?'"


ecx.images-amazon.com
2012-11-30 02:37:45 PM  
1 votes:
musicmoz.org
2012-11-30 02:37:04 PM  
1 votes:

enochianwolf: I_C_Weener: To The Escape Zeppelin!: Holocaust Agnostic: BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

A unicorns lair is where it goes to lay its eggs.

A common misconception. Actually the eggs hatch in the lair but are laid outside. The unicorn injects its eggs directly into the host prey using the stinger on its head and then drags the infected prey back to the lair for safe keeping until the larva hatch and eat their way out.


How do they drag the prey back to the lair.  They have hooves, not opposable thumbs.  Your science makes no sense.

Retractable fangs?

/probably venomous



Dew claw?
2012-11-30 02:36:13 PM  
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: To The Escape Zeppelin!: Holocaust Agnostic: BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

A unicorns lair is where it goes to lay its eggs.

A common misconception. Actually the eggs hatch in the lair but are laid outside. The unicorn injects its eggs directly into the host prey using the stinger on its head and then drags the infected prey back to the lair for safe keeping until the larva hatch and eat their way out.


How do they drag the prey back to the lair.  They have hooves, not opposable thumbs.  Your science makes no sense.


Retractable fangs?

/probably venomous
2012-11-30 02:32:33 PM  
1 votes:

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Holocaust Agnostic: BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

A unicorns lair is where it goes to lay its eggs.

A common misconception. Actually the eggs hatch in the lair but are laid outside. The unicorn injects its eggs directly into the host prey using the stinger on its head and then drags the infected prey back to the lair for safe keeping until the larva hatch and eat their way out.



How do they drag the prey back to the lair.  They have hooves, not opposable thumbs.  Your science makes no sense.
2012-11-30 02:29:06 PM  
1 votes:
Ah.. there still might be hope...

Link
2012-11-30 02:26:12 PM  
1 votes:

NobleHam: Kirin, not unicorn, and what's with the "proves Pyongyang was a capital of Koguryo" part? For one thing, we already know that. It's not in dispute. There are tombs of Kings of Koguryo in the city. We have written records. For another, Pyongyang WASN'T the capital of Koguryo in Tongmyong's reign.


This?
2012-11-30 02:23:06 PM  
1 votes:
Kirin, not unicorn, and what's with the "proves Pyongyang was a capital of Koguryo" part? For one thing, we already know that. It's not in dispute. There are tombs of Kings of Koguryo in the city. We have written records. For another, Pyongyang WASN'T the capital of Koguryo in Tongmyong's reign.
2012-11-30 02:15:32 PM  
1 votes:

dallylamma: Great, now the US is going to invade Best Korea in order to secure this vital Unicorn resource. This is Obama's Operation Iraqi Freedom!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x561]


We cannot allow the unicorn gap to grow!
2012-11-30 02:15:05 PM  
1 votes:
I just dont get why Not Best Korea doesnt give it another go at these dillweeds. Im sure they could rally the people of Best to their side, by just giving them access to real information. Any story i read about Best always leaves me scratching my head, like, how is this even possible?
2012-11-30 02:13:56 PM  
1 votes:
FTA : this is the same country with news agencies telling their people that mountains cried... when Kim Jong-il died

drawception.com

They kind of look like Korean mountains.
2012-11-30 02:09:42 PM  
1 votes:
Best Korea Unicorn lair or liar?
2012-11-30 02:06:27 PM  
1 votes:
I can't wait to troll Free Republic when they inevitably mock this article by spamming all the WND articles they've linked to about Noah's Ark and the Shroud of Turin.
2012-11-30 02:05:06 PM  
1 votes:
A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.
2012-11-30 02:04:35 PM  
1 votes:
You're a traitor if you don't believe our beloved leader.

Only the greatest of great men are allowed a unicorn
2012-11-30 02:04:34 PM  
1 votes:
'lil (big) Kim sure would look sexy riding a unicorn.
2012-11-30 02:02:06 PM  
1 votes:
I am sure they have Photoshop artists from Iran working on it now.
2012-11-30 02:01:29 PM  
1 votes:
So THAT'S what happened to the unicorn?

They taste better than tree bark I guess ...
 
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