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(The Atlantic Wire)   Best Korea apparently has a stash of secret unicorn lairs   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 79
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2012-11-30 03:16:58 PM
spaceparanoids.org

Seems legit
 
2012-11-30 03:25:58 PM
Ha! Total Luzers. Unicorns are soooo last century! As a California woman of Norwegian heritage, I present Best Korea, which now officially sucks harder than previously thought possible if it is in my blessed presence, even if in my presence in name only, with a Norsk Skogkatte with potentially homicidal tendencies and a smack talking squirrel while pitching avocados at your vile unicorn! BWAHAHAHAHA! Take THAT!

/Ratatoskr FTW!
//not a virgin, so unicorns are out for me anyway
///dudes, seriously? they're crazier than I am
 
2012-11-30 03:28:00 PM
What Would King Tongmyong Do?
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-30 03:30:27 PM
The Simpsons brought this to our attention. Poor unicorns.

starcasm.net
 
2012-11-30 03:38:28 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-30 03:40:04 PM
Deproy Letalilatoly Joke! Sea of file!
 
2012-11-30 03:43:24 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 634x476]


Dammit, now i got that song stuck in my head!
 
2012-11-30 03:43:42 PM

Phantom_Spaceman: BigLuca: A Korean ... unicorn ... lair.

I understand each of those words but not when grouped together like that.

[www.grumpydodo.com image 500x365]


Makes me proud to be an American

don3k.nocorvair.com

Joel: Then there's the time the country rallies together to beat back Hell. Like the time we as a nation said NO to Yahoo Serious.
 
2012-11-30 04:01:46 PM
This is actually true. I saw it on several news outlets including the Onion.
 
2012-11-30 04:02:52 PM
img811.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-30 04:35:36 PM

genepool lifeboat: [spaceparanoids.org image 480x270]

Seems legit


Charlie! Chaaaaarlieeeee!
 
2012-11-30 04:38:07 PM
What we have here is the Korean equivalent of France claiming that not only was Camelot located in Normandy, but that Excalibur was forged there, thus Great Britain should be ruled by France.

/that's a fine quality of LSD they take there in China's embarrassing buffer state.
 
2012-11-30 04:46:26 PM

xanadian: Equestria??


Eeyup. Marching all day!

But tomorrow I cannot stay in bed.
The winter is cold,
We've new episode gold,
And we'll hit F5 until our fingers have bled...

(Because this thread just wouldn't be complete without the complete history of the Soviet Union.)
 
2012-11-30 04:59:04 PM
Wait... So Trixie was hiding in a cave all of Season 2?
 
2012-11-30 05:10:08 PM

Halstread: NobleHam: Kirin, not unicorn, and what's with the "proves Pyongyang was a capital of Koguryo" part? For one thing, we already know that. It's not in dispute. There are tombs of Kings of Koguryo in the city. We have written records. For another, Pyongyang WASN'T the capital of Koguryo in Tongmyong's reign.

This?


This. Was going to post this, and NobleHam beat me to it.

And yes, this is yet another piece of where North Korea is literally trying to build up a god-emperor complex to equal the Kim family to that of Dangun Wanggeom, if not the Son of Heaven himself (yes, the first ruler of Korea was supposedly sired via sexy-time when a divine being came down to earth and had sexy time with a bear who turned herself into a woman--Korean founding mythos is weird and awesome that way). Not a whole lot of Western writers realise that the national cult of North Korea is based heavily upon the same misappropriations of pre-Buddhist Korean mythology that the Moonies have misappropriated (in their case, to basically declare Sun Myung-Moon (piss be upon him) the God-Emperor of Humanity)...hence why I've referred to the whole thing as a bad example of "COMMUNISM IS EVIL" and more of "A frank coercive religious group in the same mold as the Moonies, only with nuclear weapons and a much better information control system that mostly wears commie drag and even dropped that pretense late in Kim Jong-Il's (piss be upon him too) life".
 
2012-11-30 05:15:43 PM

occamswrist: North Korea really is Best Korea...


It certainly is most amusing Korea.
 
2012-11-30 05:34:20 PM

kitsuneymg: Wait... So Trixie was hiding in a cave all of Season 2?


Yeah, but she escaped across the DMZ just in time to make it back for tomorrow morning's episode. Meanwhile...

i.imgur.com

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned about the Mon Calamari. But why is the one in the white suit gesticulating wildly at us?

Your faithful student,
Twilight Farkle.
 
2012-11-30 05:36:48 PM
Its obvious best Korean thinks this evidence that they are the true Koreans since the ancient rulers resided in Best Korean so therefore they are teh best!

Also did anyone read the comments, and or read the blog of the coup conspiracy? Our mental health system in this country is obviously in need of improvement.
 
2012-11-30 05:38:42 PM

Twilight Farkle: kitsuneymg: Wait... So Trixie was hiding in a cave all of Season 2?

Yeah, but she escaped across the DMZ just in time to make it back for tomorrow morning's episode. Meanwhile...

[i.imgur.com image 425x425]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned about the Mon Calamari. But why is the one in the white suit gesticulating wildly at us?

Your faithful student,
Twilight Farkle.


OK, we have the evidence in hand. Now we know just when and where to drop our entire nuclear arsenal!
 
2012-11-30 05:48:07 PM

Great Porn Dragon: Halstread: NobleHam: Kirin, not unicorn, and what's with the "proves Pyongyang was a capital of Koguryo" part? For one thing, we already know that. It's not in dispute. There are tombs of Kings of Koguryo in the city. We have written records. For another, Pyongyang WASN'T the capital of Koguryo in Tongmyong's reign.

This?

This. Was going to post this, and NobleHam beat me to it.

And yes, this is yet another piece of where North Korea is literally trying to build up a god-emperor complex to equal the Kim family to that of Dangun Wanggeom, if not the Son of Heaven himself (yes, the first ruler of Korea was supposedly sired via sexy-time when a divine being came down to earth and had sexy time with a bear who turned herself into a woman--Korean founding mythos is weird and awesome that way). Not a whole lot of Western writers realise that the national cult of North Korea is based heavily upon the same misappropriations of pre-Buddhist Korean mythology that the Moonies have misappropriated (in their case, to basically declare Sun Myung-Moon (piss be upon him) the God-Emperor of Humanity)...hence why I've referred to the whole thing as a bad example of "COMMUNISM IS EVIL" and more of "A frank coercive religious group in the same mold as the Moonies, only with nuclear weapons and a much better information control system that mostly wears commie drag and even dropped that pretense late in Kim Jong-Il's (piss be upon him too) life".


Finally got around to favoriting you. Shoulda done it a long time ago.

=]
 
2012-11-30 06:06:41 PM

Great Porn Dragon: Halstread: NobleHam: Kirin, not unicorn, and what's with the "proves Pyongyang was a capital of Koguryo" part? For one thing, we already know that. It's not in dispute. There are tombs of Kings of Koguryo in the city. We have written records. For another, Pyongyang WASN'T the capital of Koguryo in Tongmyong's reign.

This?

This. Was going to post this, and NobleHam beat me to it.

And yes, this is yet another piece of where North Korea is literally trying to build up a god-emperor complex to equal the Kim family to that of Dangun Wanggeom, if not the Son of Heaven himself (yes, the first ruler of Korea was supposedly sired via sexy-time when a divine being came down to earth and had sexy time with a bear who turned herself into a woman--Korean founding mythos is weird and awesome that way). Not a whole lot of Western writers realise that the national cult of North Korea is based heavily upon the same misappropriations of pre-Buddhist Korean mythology that the Moonies have misappropriated (in their case, to basically declare Sun Myung-Moon (piss be upon him) the God-Emperor of Humanity)...hence why I've referred to the whole thing as a bad example of "COMMUNISM IS EVIL" and more of "A frank coercive religious group in the same mold as the Moonies, only with nuclear weapons and a much better information control system that mostly wears commie drag and even dropped that pretense late in Kim Jong-Il's (piss be upon him too) life".


Yeah. I love their story that Kim Jong-Il was born on the slopes of Mt. Paekdu.
 
2012-11-30 06:12:48 PM
Unicorn thread?

ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-11-30 06:13:26 PM
Also:

pbfcomics.com
 
2012-11-30 06:28:42 PM
In MORAN Hill...

MORAN...

Hill...

Fitting.
 
2012-11-30 06:30:54 PM
From TFA:

Note: As a commenter has pointed out, western ideas of a unicorn and Korean ideas of a unicorn are a bit different and a unicorn is called a Qilin in Korea. It's still a mythical creature. You can see the Qilin here.

lh5.googleusercontent.com

Crystal Empire is Best Empire!
 
2012-11-30 06:38:42 PM

TXEric:

OK, we have the evidence in hand. Now we know just when and where to drop our entire nuclear arsenal!


That old shed out back was a pretty good test site/candidate for urban renewal...
 
2012-11-30 08:24:24 PM

kitsuneymg: Wait... So Trixie was hiding in a cave all of Season 2?


I guess we are about to find out...
 
2012-11-30 11:10:15 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com

The Chollima Monument in Pyongyang. As many times as I have seen it, I can testify that it is not a unicorn!
 
2012-12-01 06:56:40 PM

And the response from Equestria is...

lh5.googleusercontent.com
ROCKET LAUNCHER OF FACTS!!!
 
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