Sybarite: Well, the problem with vodka is that once it's opened you have to drink it or it goes bad.
Tr0mBoNe: She's probably drinking to forget playing Liz Taylor.
Mugato: She's in deep shiat. I agree with Craig Ferguson. shiat's not funny anymore.
Rev.K: Why is vodka capitalized?
Coco LaFemme: Mugato: She's in deep shiat. I agree with Craig Ferguson. shiat's not funny anymore.I don't think she'll make it to 30.
The_Sponge: Holy shiat.....even I can't do that just for one day on a weekend....and I'm a big dude.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Sybarite: Well, the problem with vodka is that once it's opened you have to drink it or it goes bad.I think that's another of mom's fibs, like "I'll sacrifice anything for my children".
Won't be long now.....
SlothB77: if we send Lohan over the fiscal cliff, will it appease the fiscal cliff gods and save the rest of the country?
Wadded Beef: Lohan was so drunk she couldn't remember where she had put a handbag that contained $10,000 in cash, and ended up blaming Tiffany Mitchell, a Florida psychic, who she then allegedly cold-cocked.You'd figure Tiffany would have seen that coming.
mentallo69: This is really starting to get bad. Look I know everyone loves a trainwreck and on Fark its way more than usual, but its clear this chick is a financial disaster, a drug addict alcoholic, habitual criminal offender. She really needs to go to jail at this point, it may be the only thing that can save her life.Nah, fark it lets see how low this chick can go!
HST's Dead Carcass: Here's a quick hint for everyone: Most full blown alcoholics drink shiat tons of vodak because they think they can disguise it by mixing it with other non-alcoholic drinks and no one will be the wiser. Truth is, we all know what you're doing, but we're too politically correct to call you on your bullshiat. In my travels, I find it odd how many people ended their drinking careers with vodak.
Decillion: People please. This is just Act Two. In the next part of her 'story' she cleans up and becomes a respected director. does softcore to get her name back in the headlines.
jmadisonbiii: [upload.wikimedia.org image 288x238]A [wo]man drink like that, and [s]he don't eat... [s]he just going to die.
mentallo69: She really needs to go to jail into double anal porn at this point, it may be the only thing that can save her life.
nightronin: jmadisonbiii: [upload.wikimedia.org image 288x238]A [wo]man drink like that, and [s]he don't eat... [s]he just going to die.When?
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