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2012-11-30 09:29:52 AM
She's in deep shiat. I agree with Craig Ferguson. shiat's not funny anymore.
 
2012-11-30 09:37:29 AM
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A [wo]man drink like that, and [s]he don't eat... [s]he just going to die.
 
2012-11-30 09:39:19 AM
Well, the problem with vodka is that once it's opened you have to drink it or it goes bad.
 
2012-11-30 09:41:13 AM
She's probably drinking to forget playing Liz Taylor.
 
2012-11-30 09:46:40 AM

Sybarite: Well, the problem with vodka is that once it's opened you have to drink it or it goes bad.


I think that's another of mom's fibs, like "I'll sacrifice anything for my children".
 
2012-11-30 09:50:40 AM

Tr0mBoNe: She's probably drinking to forget playing Liz Taylor.


I hope she's drinking so we'll forget her playing Liz Taylor.
 
2012-11-30 09:52:06 AM

Mugato: She's in deep shiat. I agree with Craig Ferguson. shiat's not funny anymore.


I don't think she'll make it to 30.
 
2012-11-30 09:52:56 AM
Now I kinda like her.
 
2012-11-30 09:53:22 AM
Why is vodka capitalized?
 
2012-11-30 09:54:51 AM

Rev.K: Why is vodka capitalized?


She's drinking bumpers?
 
2012-11-30 09:59:13 AM
Have we finally abandoned the Vodak meme?
 
2012-11-30 10:00:33 AM
she couldn't help herself - her duck lips told her to do it.
 
2012-11-30 10:03:43 AM

Coco LaFemme: Mugato: She's in deep shiat. I agree with Craig Ferguson. shiat's not funny anymore.

I don't think she'll make it to 30.


I don't think she'll make it to the end of the year.
 
2012-11-30 10:17:15 AM
Holy shiat.....even I can't do that just for one day on a weekend....and I'm a big dude.
 
2012-11-30 10:31:38 AM
The New York Post reports that Lohan was so drunk she couldn't remember where she had put a handbag that contained $10,000 in cash, and ended up blaming Tiffany Mitchell, a Florida psychic, who she then allegedly cold-cocked.

Sounds reasonable
 
2012-11-30 10:47:12 AM
if we send Lohan over the fiscal cliff, will it appease the fiscal cliff gods and save the rest of the country?
 
2012-11-30 10:48:25 AM
The New York Post reports that Lohan was so drunk she couldn't remember where she had put a handbag that contained $10,000 in cash, and ended up blaming Tiffany Mitchell, a Florida psychic, who she then allegedly cold-cocked.

Punching a psychic is a illegal? They need to change that.
 
2012-11-30 10:54:36 AM

The_Sponge: Holy shiat.....even I can't do that just for one day on a weekend....and I'm a big dude.


I buy mixing vodka buy the 1.75. They wife and I *may* have been able to go through that in a 7-day week once... 2 liters a day? I'm in awe if that is true.
 
2012-11-30 10:59:46 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Sybarite: Well, the problem with vodka is that once it's opened you have to drink it or it goes bad.

I think that's another of mom's fibs, like "I'll sacrifice anything for my children".


I could take the top off this grape juice and maybe by morning...
 
2012-11-30 11:02:08 AM
I want to have lunch with her just once before she bursts into flames.
 
2012-11-30 11:02:47 AM
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Won't be long now.....


/of course I'll always remember what an ER physician told me once about how worthless people survive OD's over and over
//you can't kill shiat
 
2012-11-30 11:09:40 AM
I don't get it. Guys like William Holden and John Wayne drank from the time they got up in the morning until the time they blacked out every day for decades, and they managed to be two of the greatest movie stars of their generation.

I think the problem with the Hollywood stars of this era is that they don't eat enough. You need to lay down a really good base of impacted feces in your colon if you want to drink that much.
 
2012-11-30 11:10:08 AM
Here's a quick hint for everyone: Most full blown alcoholics drink shiat tons of vodak because they think they can disguise it by mixing it with other non-alcoholic drinks and no one will be the wiser. Truth is, we all know what you're doing, but we're too politically correct to call you on your bullshiat. In my travels, I find it odd how many people ended their drinking careers with vodak.

Seriously, though, this chick needs to hit bottom before she dies.
 
2012-11-30 11:31:08 AM
If she doesn't get help, I'm putting her in my death pool next year.

Unfortunately, I've known my fair share of alcoholics...and as much fun as it may have been to make fun of Lohan... now it's just sad.
 
2012-11-30 11:45:07 AM

SlothB77: if we send Lohan over the fiscal cliff, will it appease the fiscal cliff gods and save the rest of the country?


May or may not work, but it's worth a try.
 
2012-11-30 12:16:42 PM
I'd say her handle is probably Skol. But she's rich, so it's probably something like Grey Goose.
 
2012-11-30 12:18:07 PM
This is really starting to get bad. Look I know everyone loves a trainwreck and on Fark its way more than usual, but its clear this chick is a financial disaster, a drug addict alcoholic, habitual criminal offender. She really needs to go to jail at this point, it may be the only thing that can save her life.



Nah, fark it lets see how low this chick can go!
 
2012-11-30 12:18:21 PM
Lohan was so drunk she couldn't remember where she had put a handbag that contained $10,000 in cash, and ended up blaming Tiffany Mitchell, a Florida psychic, who she then allegedly cold-cocked.

You'd figure Tiffany would have seen that coming.
 
2012-11-30 12:18:39 PM
Does her liver get time and a half?
 
2012-11-30 12:19:47 PM
shiat, I thought I drank a lot.
 
2012-11-30 12:20:13 PM

Wadded Beef: Lohan was so drunk she couldn't remember where she had put a handbag that contained $10,000 in cash, and ended up blaming Tiffany Mitchell, a Florida psychic, who she then allegedly cold-cocked.

You'd figure Tiffany would have seen that coming.



Maybe she is on the Latoya Jackson program
 
2012-11-30 12:21:37 PM
She must have one helluva liver.
 
2012-11-30 12:21:48 PM
That's more than a farking gypsy could drink.
 
2012-11-30 12:23:18 PM

mentallo69: This is really starting to get bad. Look I know everyone loves a trainwreck and on Fark its way more than usual, but its clear this chick is a financial disaster, a drug addict alcoholic, habitual criminal offender. She really needs to go to jail at this point, it may be the only thing that can save her life.



Nah, fark it lets see how low this chick can go!


I'm less concerned with her life than the life of someone she might kill driving while that shiatfaced.
 
2012-11-30 12:23:22 PM

Wadded Beef: Lohan was so drunk she couldn't remember where she had put a handbag that contained $10,000 in cash, and ended up blaming Tiffany Mitchell, a Florida psychic, who she then allegedly cold-cocked.

You'd figure Tiffany would have seen that coming.


She saw a potential lawsuit that could net her some green. However, her vision wasn't that good since we are talking about LiLo here who is rumored to be having money problems.
 
2012-11-30 12:24:18 PM
People please. This is just Act Two. In the next part of her 'story' she cleans up and becomes a respected director.
 
2012-11-30 12:27:05 PM
Jeebus, I don't know that I drank that much liquor in a day at my worst, and I used to drink a farkton... I mean goddamn 2 freaking liters? Now days I'd be hard pressed to drink 2 liters of soda in a day, much less vodak.
 
2012-11-30 12:27:09 PM

Sybarite: Well, the problem with vodka is that once it's opened you have to drink it or it goes bad.


Vodka's the drunk's drink. It's clear, you can pour it in anything, and it doesn't smell as much. She has chosen wisely.

HST's Dead Carcass: Here's a quick hint for everyone: Most full blown alcoholics drink shiat tons of vodak because they think they can disguise it by mixing it with other non-alcoholic drinks and no one will be the wiser. Truth is, we all know what you're doing, but we're too politically correct to call you on your bullshiat. In my travels, I find it odd how many people ended their drinking careers with vodak.


Yup.
 
2012-11-30 12:27:35 PM

Decillion: People please. This is just Act Two. In the next part of her 'story' she cleans up and becomes a respected director. does softcore to get her name back in the headlines.


FTFY.

/if only she'd done it right after mean girls
 
2012-11-30 12:27:43 PM
Now there's a bio pic that could put Leaving Las Vegas to shame.
/sees LL doing the liquor store shopping cart dance, grabs one more just as she hits the water*
 
2012-11-30 12:28:32 PM

jmadisonbiii: [upload.wikimedia.org image 288x238]

A [wo]man drink like that, and [s]he don't eat... [s]he just going to die.


When?
 
2012-11-30 12:29:10 PM

mentallo69: She really needs to go to jail into double anal porn at this point, it may be the only thing that can save her life.

 
2012-11-30 12:29:37 PM

nightronin: jmadisonbiii: [upload.wikimedia.org image 288x238]

A [wo]man drink like that, and [s]he don't eat... [s]he just going to die.

When?


Well if she doesn't end up in jail or rehab, I'm gonna go with before the end of February.
 
2012-11-30 12:29:37 PM
I'm surprised, I really thought she would have done herself in by now.
 
2012-11-30 12:34:27 PM

Sybarite: Well, the problem with vodka is that once it's opened you have to drink it or it goes bad.


wait, are we talking about vodka, or her vajayjay?
 
2012-11-30 12:35:00 PM
Kady, I can't read these Absolut health labels. They're all in Swedish or something.
 
2012-11-30 12:35:54 PM
Hilarious submitter. Really, really clever
 
2012-11-30 12:37:13 PM

SlothB77: if we send Lohan over the fiscal cliff, will it appease the fiscal cliff gods and save the rest of the country?


Good idea. I think it has to be a virgin though. The way she's acting, it's starting to look like that ship sailed in the Parent Trap days.

What?!
 
2012-11-30 12:38:33 PM
Ha ha! Subby misspelled "Vodak"!
 
2012-11-30 12:38:46 PM
Heck I do not know if I could drink 2L of beer in one sitting without passing out.

/sadly a bit out of practice.
 
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