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(France 24)   French diplomat Dominique Strauss Kahn, the million dollar a second man   (france24.com) divider line 33
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2012-11-30 08:38:39 AM
Six million? Damn, that's like NFL rape settlement money.
 
2012-11-30 09:55:42 AM
Man, for that he could get like 12 chicks at once
 
2012-11-30 10:20:09 AM
Next time, spring for roses and a dinner.

/You're a bad man, DSK. Glad you got hit where it hurts.
 
2012-11-30 11:58:49 AM
DSK surrendered quickly, in keeping with the French tradition.
 
2012-11-30 12:04:11 PM
Keeping with the Theme,
He's off to In & Out Burger . . .
 
2012-11-30 12:05:27 PM
SIX MILLION?

Oh the humanity!
 
2012-11-30 12:09:02 PM
$1 per sperm?
 
2012-11-30 12:09:04 PM
Maids always look better in their uniforms with their heads still attached. Get em naked and decapitated, then you realize what a mistake you made. By then, though, it's too late, so you ended up having more lifeless sex with someone who can't love you the way you love them. Not even bleach can clean the lonely taste of room service clam from your lips. Sleep Wanda. Sleep my rose. Sleep.
 
2012-11-30 12:16:40 PM

spentmiles: Maids always look better in their uniforms with their heads still attached. Get em naked and decapitated, then you realize what a mistake you made. By then, though, it's too late, so you ended up having more lifeless sex with someone who can't love you the way you love them. Not even bleach can clean the lonely taste of room service clam from your lips. Sleep Wanda. Sleep my rose. Sleep.


Q: did you get a blowjob?

A: no, I couldn't find the head.
 
2012-11-30 12:19:06 PM

occamswrist: spentmiles: Maids always look better in their uniforms with their heads still attached. Get em naked and decapitated, then you realize what a mistake you made. By then, though, it's too late, so you ended up having more lifeless sex with someone who can't love you the way you love them. Not even bleach can clean the lonely taste of room service clam from your lips. Sleep Wanda. Sleep my rose. Sleep.

Q: did you get a blowjob?

A: no, I couldn't find the head.


I think you're getting off the track, Lionel.
 
2012-11-30 12:23:25 PM
Obviously not guilty.
 
2012-11-30 12:23:44 PM

Prey4reign: DSK surrendered quickly, in keeping with the French tradition.


Prey4reign went for the most predictable joke on the planet, in keeping with the Fark tradition.
 
2012-11-30 12:33:20 PM
Well. I've managed to get myself knocked up again.

I cant help that my hubby is such a stud.

I'm due on Hanukkah.

3 boys and 3 girls.

Much joy.

/lap seat.
 
2012-11-30 12:33:56 PM

Prey4reign: DSK surrendered quickly, in keeping with the French tradition.


Of course.

Canadian supermodel FTW.
 
2012-11-30 12:38:19 PM

SurfaceTension: Man, for that he could get like 12 chicks at once


Man, for that he could get like 12 chicks hotel maids at once

/FTFY
 
2012-11-30 12:41:20 PM
Looks like someone's got a case of the Lundis

SurfaceTension: Man, for that he could get like 12 chicks at once


Looks like someone's got a case of the Lundis!
 
2012-11-30 12:48:12 PM
That's some pricey p**n, I don't care who you are
 
2012-11-30 12:56:16 PM

occamswrist: spentmiles: Maids always look better in their uniforms with their heads still attached. Get em naked and decapitated, then you realize what a mistake you made. By then, though, it's too late, so you ended up having more lifeless sex with someone who can't love you the way you love them. Not even bleach can clean the lonely taste of room service clam from your lips. Sleep Wanda. Sleep my rose. Sleep.

Q: did you get a blowjob?

A: no, I couldn't find the head.


A-mateur!
nothing beats a decapitated body for realy deep-throat
 
2012-11-30 12:59:29 PM

On-Off: occamswrist: spentmiles: Maids always look better in their uniforms with their heads still attached. Get em naked and decapitated, then you realize what a mistake you made. By then, though, it's too late, so you ended up having more lifeless sex with someone who can't love you the way you love them. Not even bleach can clean the lonely taste of room service clam from your lips. Sleep Wanda. Sleep my rose. Sleep.

Q: did you get a blowjob?

A: no, I couldn't find the head.

A-mateur!
nothing beats a decapitated body for realy deep-throat


i like it when they finally stop saying 'I love you' and just prove it over and over
 
2012-11-30 01:17:10 PM

On-Off: occamswrist: spentmiles: Maids always look better in their uniforms with their heads still attached. Get em naked and decapitated, then you realize what a mistake you made. By then, though, it's too late, so you ended up having more lifeless sex with someone who can't love you the way you love them. Not even bleach can clean the lonely taste of room service clam from your lips. Sleep Wanda. Sleep my rose. Sleep.

Q: did you get a blowjob?

A: no, I couldn't find the head.

A-mateur!
nothing beats a decapitated body for really deep-throat


Ah, if only he still did that comic. *sigh*
 
2012-11-30 01:28:52 PM
Wow. Wasn't this a willing encounter and that is why NYC dropped the case? Good work if you can make it happen.
 
2012-11-30 01:30:49 PM
So, $6M fits inside a 40lb box?
 
2012-11-30 01:36:34 PM
And this is why you make her swallow.
 
2012-11-30 02:21:52 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Wow. Wasn't this a willing encounter and that is why NYC dropped the case? Good work if you can make it happen.


Nah, just that the maid had credibility issues in her past which made it tough to convict anyone for raping her. It's highly unlikely it was a willing encounter - most people don't tear a rotator cuff while giving a beej.
 
2012-11-30 02:53:43 PM
From what the NYPD & DSK said after the charges were dropped, I have to wonder... Where the hell does a maid get $6M to pay this guy?
 
2012-11-30 02:59:26 PM
SurfaceTension:
Man, for that he could get like 12 chicks at once

Yeah but when you're a sexual predator (which Strauss-Kahn is), you don't want 12 chicks willing to sleep with you, for any price. You want one that's genuinely unwilling. That's the sick truth.
 
2012-11-30 02:59:39 PM

Sybarite: Six million? Damn, that's like NFL rape settlement money.


average schmoe money : nfl money :: nfl money : dsk money
 
2012-11-30 04:41:49 PM
It really sucks that our society prevents women with any issues in their past from getting justice against a rapist, then ridicules them when they have to resort to a civil case. 

I mean, seriously, how would you react if you got robbed while wearing a suit and the prosecutor told you that he couldn't get a conviction because you "looked rich?"
 
2012-11-30 05:01:07 PM
So, greasy douchebag is OK as long as you can leave money on the dresser?
 
2012-11-30 06:02:40 PM
(cough) guilty! (cough)
 
2012-11-30 07:09:02 PM

Aidan: On-Off: occamswrist: spentmiles: Maids always look better in their uniforms with their heads still attached. Get em naked and decapitated, then you realize what a mistake you made. By then, though, it's too late, so you ended up having more lifeless sex with someone who can't love you the way you love them. Not even bleach can clean the lonely taste of room service clam from your lips. Sleep Wanda. Sleep my rose. Sleep.

Q: did you get a blowjob?

A: no, I couldn't find the head.

A-mateur!
nothing beats a decapitated body for really deep-throat

Ah, if only he still did that comic. *sigh*


*eyeroll*
 
2012-11-30 07:10:41 PM

Maynotlast: (cough) guilty! (cough)


Maynotlast: (cough) guilty! (cough)


Yes, yes you are. my love.

I'm sure you are feeling much remosrse.

You can have morning sickness right along with me as a reward...


Or we could just have a chat about your drinking habits.

I gave that all up for pregnancy as requested. But Im not giving up the weed or the cigarettes.
 
2012-11-30 09:46:42 PM

LoneDoggie: $1 per sperm?


Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
The judge shall make him pay for
Each sperm that can be found.
 
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