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(Friends Reunited)   Anorexic Barbie: 1965 toy came with diet book advising 'Don't Eat'. Bleached blonde hair and plastic breasts also included   (friendsreunited.com) divider line 89
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2012-11-30 10:14:32 AM
Wonderful timeless advice!
 
2012-11-30 10:16:09 AM
Righteous indignation in 3... 2.. oh, there it is
 
2012-11-30 10:16:13 AM
Sounds like the modern day Playboy centerfold Barbie ....
 
2012-11-30 10:17:04 AM
"Math is hard!"
 
2012-11-30 10:18:08 AM
Win, win.
 
2012-11-30 10:20:43 AM
Slutty-looking '60s Barbie with the heavily-madeup bedroom eyes > modern Barbie who just looks dumb.
 
2012-11-30 10:20:57 AM
Meh.

Chicks like to try to stay thin.

What are you gonna do?
 
2012-11-30 10:21:38 AM
Alternatively

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2012-11-30 10:24:30 AM
Better than "Put the fork down, fatty".
 
2012-11-30 10:25:25 AM
I'm not seeing the problem with this. In my town this would be great advice for 90% of the teenage girls around here.
 
2012-11-30 10:25:47 AM
Fat people are untrustworthy for they lack both discipline AND souls.
 
2012-11-30 10:26:42 AM

doczoidberg: Meh.

Chicks like to try to stay thin.

What are you gonna do?


Typically you date the thin ones and shun the fat ones. That's pretty much been Western culture for the past century or so.

This just in: Women like to market themselves to men.
 
2012-11-30 10:27:59 AM
www.dariawiki.org

She knows she's a winner.
She couldn't be thinner.
Now she goes to the bathroom and vomits up dinner.
 
2012-11-30 10:30:36 AM

BoxOfBees: Righteous indignation in 3... 2.. oh, there it is


In other news, 1965 was nearly 50 years ago. Things were different then.

/And people in 1965 were probably horrified with the way things were in 1915.
 
2012-11-30 10:31:59 AM
Well, if you think that's bad you should have seen Anti-Communist Barbie, Segregationalist Barbie and the WIN with Nixon! Barbie of 1973. She came with a 45 record missing 18.2 minutes of a Nixon campaign speech.

McCarthy Barbie came with a briefcase purporting to contain a list of Communists in the Federal Government and two pairs of pants, one for her to wear and the other pair of pants with the key to the briefcase.

Summer of Love Barbie came with a set of real Mickey Mouse LSD stickers.

Watergate Barbie would blame the Democrats for the Watergate breakin when you pulled her string. She was dressed as a plumber but carried a CIA standard issue handgun and a set of burgler's tools.

Betty Ford Barbie came with her own private room at the Betty Ford Clinic.

You bet your Bippy Barbie dressed suspiciously like a Mod Goldie Hawn and came with a Fickle Finger of Fate Award made out to Ronald Reagan for becoming President in 1980. I remind you that the You bet your Bippy Barbie Hour show only aired for three weeks in 1972.
 
2012-11-30 10:32:04 AM
I'm OUTRAGED at something that happened 50 years ago! Where's my money?
 
2012-11-30 10:32:20 AM
I know that attitudes have changed to eating disorders, but I'm still shocked that such innocent toys could have had such hidden messages.

That's not a hidden message. It's written right there in the book.
 
2012-11-30 10:33:28 AM
Instead of reading "Don't Eat". It should read "Don't eat, until your husbands been properly fed first and then eat the scraps."

/jk
 
2012-11-30 10:34:38 AM
Hey, Fox News kids need role models too.
 
2012-11-30 10:34:44 AM
The problem isn't these fat fattys eating too much, it's them eating too much shiatty food. Eat some vegetables and fruits instead of junk food. Is it really that difficult?
 
2012-11-30 10:34:47 AM
Better than giving yourself tape worms
 
2012-11-30 10:35:10 AM
Bulimia is a trivial problem compared to obesity rates in the US.

Deal with it, fatties.

/ also the diet book is probably poking fun of dieting trends
 
2012-11-30 10:35:20 AM
While eating disorders are a real and very dangerous thing, we as a country could stand to eat and waste a lot less food. There may be 100M obese (not just overweight) people in this country. 100M people that would be out of breath getting up from the couch and waddling to the fridge. That is scary.

Additionally, at a slumber party, those would all be late-night calories anyhow, which are probably not very good for staying thin.
 
2012-11-30 10:35:32 AM

Lost Thought 00: Better than giving yourself tape worms


mojosavings.com
 
2012-11-30 10:42:44 AM

mc_madness: Fat people are untrustworthy for they lack both discipline AND souls.


You're thinking of gingers.
 
2012-11-30 10:45:24 AM
I remember seeing some education advice for kids that said "Stay in school." Man was I ever outraged. What sort of bullshiat advice is that?
 
2012-11-30 10:48:20 AM

KatjaMouse: [www.dariawiki.org image 250x184]

She knows she's a winner.
She couldn't be thinner.
Now she goes to the bathroom and vomits up dinner.


F**k, I've missed that show ... god dammit ... I'm going to start downloading the whole series now ... look what you did ... ಠ_ಠ
 
2012-11-30 10:52:24 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Doesn't see what the problem is.
 
2012-11-30 10:53:26 AM
This should be Bi-curious Barbie and it should come with a little video camera and the upload URL for Girls Gone Wild.
 
2012-11-30 10:54:13 AM
i.imgur.com

Get used to it, sweetheart.
 
2012-11-30 10:55:20 AM
If you take your advice from a doll, perhaps you shouldn't live on this earth.
 
2012-11-30 10:58:26 AM

DubyaHater: If you take your advice from a doll, perhaps you shouldn't live on this earth.


I agree. That's why I take advice from Hollywood movies and reality TV shows.
 
2012-11-30 10:59:11 AM
Glad everyone else got what I was thinking. Would you rather have obesity Barbie?
 
2012-11-30 11:01:24 AM
Well, you see, the thing is, back then anorexia was incredibly rare and very few women were obese. I'm just sayin' that maybe a bit of societal expectation is a good thing...
 
2012-11-30 11:07:42 AM

catchow: "Math is hard!"


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"Stacie, I must have you! Come away with me in my Mobile Command Fortress!"
"Joe! Release me from your Kung-Fu Grip!"
 
2012-11-30 11:09:57 AM

JackieRabbit: Well, you see, the thing is, back then anorexia was incredibly rare and very few women were obese. I'm just sayin' that maybe a bit of societal expectation is a good thing...


Right, the women's liberation movement empowered women to get fat and be proud of it.

I hope your happy with yourself Susan B. Anthony!
 
2012-11-30 11:10:05 AM

a21ozcoldcup: Glad everyone else got what I was thinking. Would you rather have obesity Barbie?


Unless "society" suddenly comes to its senses and stops with all this "politically correct" BS, don't think that this isn't coming. Google "Fat Acceptance" and prepare to lose all hope for humanity.
 
2012-11-30 11:10:49 AM

jaybeezey: JackieRabbit: Well, you see, the thing is, back then anorexia was incredibly rare and very few women were obese. I'm just sayin' that maybe a bit of societal expectation is a good thing...

Right, the women's liberation movement empowered women to get fat and be proud of it.

I hope your happy with yourself Susan B. Anthony!


I LOLed...
 
2012-11-30 11:11:50 AM

jaybeezey: JackieRabbit: Well, you see, the thing is, back then anorexia was incredibly rare and very few women were obese. I'm just sayin' that maybe a bit of societal expectation is a good thing...

Right, the women's liberation movement empowered women to get fat and be proud of it.

I hope your happy with yourself Susan B. Anthony!


"Fat is a Feminist Issue!" donchaknow???
 
2012-11-30 11:15:04 AM
KatjaMouse:
www.dariawiki.org

She knows she's a winner.
She couldn't be thinner.
Now she goes to the bathroom and vomits up dinner.

Because she's careful about what she eats for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Good nutrition rules!

/It turns a negative message into a positive one!
//Love that show.
 
2012-11-30 11:15:59 AM

JackieRabbit: jaybeezey: JackieRabbit: Well, you see, the thing is, back then anorexia was incredibly rare and very few women were obese. I'm just sayin' that maybe a bit of societal expectation is a good thing...

Right, the women's liberation movement empowered women to get fat and be proud of it.

I hope your happy with yourself Susan B. Anthony!

I LOLed...


"she runs to the shelter of her Mothers Little Helper". Perhaps we just need more Valium all around. Ah, the good old days.
 
2012-11-30 11:34:32 AM
4 out of 5 doctors agree that you should eat.
 
2012-11-30 11:38:40 AM

Godscrack: Hey, Fox News kids need role models too.


???

Wow. Just. Wow.
 
2012-11-30 11:40:06 AM

GoldDude: Wonderful timeless advice!


It didn't work. There are still over 40 million fat chicks in America
 
2012-11-30 11:41:19 AM

KatjaMouse: She knows she's a winner.
She couldn't be thinner.
Now she goes to the bathroom and vomits up dinner.


Hahahahahahah totally awesome can we get this info to 76% of my exes?
 
2012-11-30 11:42:24 AM
DO NOT EAT.
img442.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-30 11:51:45 AM
www.11points.com
Odd no one ever complained about the "body image" these sent to boys.
 
2012-11-30 12:04:09 PM
 
2012-11-30 12:14:05 PM
Man, like clockwork - here's the annual set of Barbie news stories. Never changes either.
 
2012-11-30 12:22:46 PM
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