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(Poughkeepsie Journal)   Alert five-year-old saves family from house fire: "I felt something and at school they told us what to do if your butt is ever on fire"   (poughkeepsiejournal.com) divider line 43
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2012-11-30 09:29:23 AM  
Switch to mild wings?
 
2012-11-30 09:44:02 AM  
img201.imageshack.us

You hold on to it?
 
2012-11-30 09:44:02 AM  
Tell Daddy to use lube?
 
2012-11-30 09:53:10 AM  
Stop lying?
 
2012-11-30 10:14:43 AM  
Quit visiting Elmo

OR

Stop eating at Taco Bell?
 
2012-11-30 10:41:52 AM  
Either see a proctologist for them piles, or get a shot and have a difficult talk with your sexual partner/s?

Someone give this kid a fire helmet. He's earned it.

/the traditional leather one, not that cheap plastic Bullard crap.
 
2012-11-30 11:02:51 AM  
You realize, just because you think Frank's sauce is delicious your bowels just can't handle it?
 
2012-11-30 11:04:15 AM  
Run around screaming and flailing your arms like a maniacal windmill thus alerting your family to the danger?
 
2012-11-30 11:05:21 AM  
the only way to put out a butt fire is with gasoline. the flare up will suck all the oxygen away from the fire, effectively extinguishing it
 
2012-11-30 11:07:34 AM  

cgraves67: Run around screaming and flailing your arms like a maniacal windmill thus alerting your family to the danger?


FIRE! FIRE!
 
2012-11-30 11:09:28 AM  
Wanted for questioning:

buffetoblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-30 11:10:44 AM  
v006o.popscreen.com

Available for comment.
 
2012-11-30 11:10:47 AM  
Should be "spiffy" tag. Kid was calm, smart, and remembered what to do...call dad and mom. Smart kid, not a hero.
 
2012-11-30 11:11:31 AM  
...and just where the hell is Chipotle-away?
 
2012-11-30 11:11:32 AM  

give me doughnuts: Tell Daddy to use lube?


/damn you..you magnificent bastid...
// +3 internets for you
 
2012-11-30 11:12:20 AM  
On the whole, Preparation H feels pretty good.
 
2012-11-30 11:16:21 AM  
I saved my parents from a fire and all I got was this stupid hat.
 
2012-11-30 11:20:15 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Quit visiting Elmo

OR

Stop eating at Taco Bell?


Heh. terrible
 
2012-11-30 11:21:13 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Quit visiting Elmo

OR

Stop eating at Taco Bell?


Run out of the Penn State locker room?
 
2012-11-30 11:21:56 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: [img201.imageshack.us image 800x476]

You hold on to it?


And this thread is done.
 
2012-11-30 11:23:06 AM  
Greg Hansen wanted to see what was causing the fire. It turned out to be cupcakes the father and son had made for the class birthday party that would be celebrated later that day.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

You win this round, evil delectable treat!
 
2012-11-30 11:23:34 AM  
Can you even get habanero sauce in Beacon, NY?
 
2012-11-30 11:36:28 AM  
If only there was some device one could install in one's home that could detect smoke and sound an alarm.
 
2012-11-30 11:48:26 AM  

big pig peaches: If only there was some device one could install in one's home that could detect smoke and sound an alarm.


If only you'd read the article. The real failure is that they probably didn't test the detector they had. Or, perhaps, they didn't have one on the lower level of the house, like they should have.
 
2012-11-30 11:49:43 AM  

big pig peaches: If only there was some device one could install in one's home that could detect smoke and sound an alarm.


you know how I can tell you didn't read the article?
 
2012-11-30 11:54:10 AM  
Greg Hansen wanted to see what was causing the fire. It turned out to be cupcakes the father and son had made for the class birthday party that would be celebrated later that day.

See? Anything with frosting cannot be trusted. Ever. This is why muffins and pie are to be trusted. They are your friends, your tasty friends.
 
2012-11-30 12:03:23 PM  
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So, kid - do I tuck & roll?
Tell me quick - these are my best britches!
 
2012-11-30 12:45:01 PM  

give me doughnuts: Tell Daddy to use lube?


...
 
2012-11-30 12:57:42 PM  
God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.
 
2012-11-30 01:09:06 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Can you even get habanero sauce in Beacon, NY?


me thinks you've not visited the Culinary Institute of America in (nearby) New Hyde Park, NY

/a huge area is blessed with the highly skilled and their restaurants & treat shoppes
 
2012-11-30 01:10:01 PM  

gmpilot: God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.


Perhaps, to balance out the effect this child had, you should DIAF.
 
2012-11-30 01:17:27 PM  

gmpilot: God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.


You're right. They should have a lot of babies, and sell them as fire detectors (cage and training not included).
 
2012-11-30 01:27:28 PM  

gmpilot: God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.


If they didn't have the child, the father wouldn't have been baking cupcakes with him. Not only would everyone be alright, their kitchen would be intact.

/Unless His plan was to renovate their kitchen.
//Mysterious ways and all that
 
2012-11-30 02:17:48 PM  
If only he'd been born a few decades earlier... 

www.myssnews.com

Stop, drop, and roll, Dick, roll!

/Could not find the video
//God, I'm old
 
2012-11-30 02:18:39 PM  

gmpilot: God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.


betanews.com

nice try
 
2012-11-30 02:19:42 PM  

Gaseous Anomaly: gmpilot: God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.

Perhaps, to balance out the effect this child had, you should DIAF.


buckler: gmpilot: God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.

You're right. They should have a lot of babies, and sell them as fire detectors (cage and training not included).


ProfessorOhki: gmpilot: God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.

If they didn't have the child, the father wouldn't have been baking cupcakes with him. Not only would everyone be alright, their kitchen would be intact.

/Unless His plan was to renovate their kitchen.
//Mysterious ways and all that


I believe I just won the triple crown.
 
2012-11-30 02:40:23 PM  

gmpilot: Gaseous Anomaly: gmpilot: God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.

Perhaps, to balance out the effect this child had, you should DIAF.

buckler: gmpilot: God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.

You're right. They should have a lot of babies, and sell them as fire detectors (cage and training not included).

ProfessorOhki: gmpilot: God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.

If they didn't have the child, the father wouldn't have been baking cupcakes with him. Not only would everyone be alright, their kitchen would be intact.

/Unless His plan was to renovate their kitchen.
//Mysterious ways and all that

I believe I just won the triple crown.


Bravo!!
 
2012-11-30 02:40:42 PM  

gmpilot: Gaseous Anomaly: gmpilot: God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.

Perhaps, to balance out the effect this child had, you should DIAF.

buckler: gmpilot: God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.

You're right. They should have a lot of babies, and sell them as fire detectors (cage and training not included).

ProfessorOhki: gmpilot: God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.

If they didn't have the child, the father wouldn't have been baking cupcakes with him. Not only would everyone be alright, their kitchen would be intact.

/Unless His plan was to renovate their kitchen.
//Mysterious ways and all that

I believe I just won the triple crown scored a hat trick.

 
2012-11-30 02:41:20 PM  
THAT'S not strike-out... Oh well, you get the idea.
 
2012-11-30 02:42:38 PM  

gmpilot: ProfessorOhki: gmpilot: God bless this little boy. See, this is why every life is precious and is part of God's plan; abortion is murder.

If they didn't have the child, the father wouldn't have been baking cupcakes with him. Not only would everyone be alright, their kitchen would be intact.

/Unless His plan was to renovate their kitchen.
//Mysterious ways and all that

I believe I just won the triple crown.


Oooh, 6/10. Accusing someone of being trolled by a 0/10 is definitely an improvement over the last attempt. If you were planning the combo from the start, I'll upgrade it to 7/10 because it shows real effort.
 
2012-11-30 06:35:43 PM  
They probably didn't even stop to get the kid's shoes.

Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
2012-11-30 10:50:53 PM  
Ah, Poughkeepsie ... do they still have that lactating-tit fountain in the center square?

Interesting that the kid used the "stop, drop and roll" language; "Stop, Drop and Roll" is one of the best songs by Agitpop, the best (and possibly only) band to ever come out of the Poughkeepsie area.
 
2012-12-01 07:12:33 AM  

CaptainFatass: Ah, Poughkeepsie ... do they still have that lactating-tit fountain in the center square?


I'm not sure but I drove by the phallic obelisk thing in front of city hall the other day.
 
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