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(News and Tribune)   School opens time capsule buried by H.S. class of '79. Doobie Bros tickets, cutoff jeans, Fleetwood Mac album, empty Jack Daniels bottle. Unlike today's CYA and PC administrators... no one has a problem with this   (newsandtribune.com) divider line 24
    More: Cool, Fleetwood Mac, Doobie Brothers, time capsule, Southern Indiana, Jack Daniels, Floyd County, Greater Clark County Schools  
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2012-11-30 10:07:15 AM  
6 votes:

PainInTheASP: Your parents were cooler than you will ever be.


Shut up dad, and scrape that mccain-palin sticker off the car already.
2012-11-30 10:15:19 AM  
5 votes:
Bunch of liberal hippie dope smokers.
I was over in NAM sweating and bleeding and crawling through the mud and Rice Paddies while you bunch of pussies were back here listening to your gotdamn folk music and chanting KOOM BYEYAH and were were just trying TO NOT GET OUR FARKING HEAD SHOT OFF!!!
/get off my lawn.....punks.
2012-11-30 06:57:46 AM  
3 votes:
Your parents were cooler than you will ever be.
2012-11-30 07:10:54 PM  
2 votes:
higherthoughts.com

"Onward, through the fog!"

/'80
2012-11-30 10:17:09 AM  
2 votes:
leaving the next generation an empty bottle of jack is a good analogy for baby boomer operating procedures in general.
2012-11-30 10:16:41 AM  
2 votes:
I have some of those kids who are driving buses for me now.

Way to chase your dreams....
2012-11-30 10:13:08 AM  
2 votes:
I have some of those kids who are driving buses for me now.

Well I'll be damned, drinking Jack Daniels in high school does have consequences.
2012-11-30 02:24:00 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: Bunch of liberal hippie dope smokers.
I was over in NAM sweating and bleeding and crawling through the mud and Rice Paddies while you bunch of pussies were back here listening to your gotdamn folk music and chanting KOOM BYEYAH and were were just trying TO NOT GET OUR FARKING HEAD SHOT OFF!!!
/get off my lawn.....punks.


Listen junior, in 79 I was in Guadalcanal up to my ass in Jerry kamikaze squads so don't tell ME about how tough YOU had it!!
2012-11-30 02:19:32 PM  
1 votes:
d6673sr63mbv7.cloudfront.net

What the fark is this?
2012-11-30 02:06:45 PM  
1 votes:

Biness: Saberus Terras: Biness: that was a really shiatty time capsule.

I know one that will be shiattier. Opening next year, sealed in 93. My 6th grade class buried a TC. I dropped a deuce on it as I was tasked with burying it after hours as part of a disciplinary action for a stunt involving 1,000 ping pong balls.

you sir, are an american hero.

perhaps even a Bud Light Real Man of Genius.

i love time lapse pranks. I still have some out there I think.


About ten years ago the landlord of the apartment I was renting hired some
plumbers to repipe the whole place, so I was left with a giant hole in the bathroom
wall for a day or so. This was around halloween. I found a great little skeleton with
a big head - looked a bit like an infant. I wrapped it in some cloth, built a nice
little basswood coffin for it and dropped it between the studs. The drywall guy
came by, sealed it up and as far as I know it's still there. I'm really hoping
it scares the crap out of the next plumber in 30 years or so.
2012-11-30 11:56:40 AM  
1 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: OldManDownDRoad: Man, I could never get the hang of the single-wides, always had to paste two together.

When Ziz-Zag came out with the 1.5s, I said "Thank you, Jesus."

No problem with single wides. 1.5's meant Cheech and Chong size.

How many joints are in a lid*?

*lid

Two
2012-11-30 11:32:47 AM  
1 votes:

OldManDownDRoad: MFAWG: The beer can thing I learned in the military.

Can still roll a serviceable doobie, using a single wide Zigzag

Man, I could never get the hang of the single-wides, always had to paste two together.

When Ziz-Zag came out with the 1.5s, I said "Thank you, Jesus."


You want hero? My buddy Jay could roll one handed while driving the '69 Cutlass.
2012-11-30 11:26:32 AM  
1 votes:

MFAWG: The beer can thing I learned in the military.

Can still roll a serviceable doobie, using a single wide Zigzag


Man, I could never get the hang of the single-wides, always had to paste two together.

When Ziz-Zag came out with the 1.5s, I said "Thank you, Jesus."
2012-11-30 11:00:43 AM  
1 votes:

PainInTheASP: Children of the 70's listened to: Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath Pink Floyd. ABBA, The Carpenters, Bee Gees

Children of the children of the 70's listened to: Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears Soundgarden, Incubus, and GANGNAM STYLE! :D

2012-11-30 10:56:33 AM  
1 votes:

PainInTheASP: Children of the 70's listened to: Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd.

Children of the children of the 70's listened to: Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears.

I rest my case.

/And the first sumbiatch that says "Bay City Rollers" gets a swirly AND a purple nurple!


And back when REO Speedwagon was cool. You know, before they sold their souls like Styx did.
2012-11-30 10:49:52 AM  
1 votes:
The Class of 2012 will be paying it forward by including all of those items in their time capsule.

However, they will be adding the following items to represent hopey-changey: a 4 Gigabyte thumb drive of web memes, an Obama HOPE t-shirt that got 17 class members expelled from school, a plastic cop-killer gun that did not get anybody expelled from anywhere, and enough bath salts to make kids of the future wonder why the kids of 2012 wasted so much water, dooming the kids of 2062 to taking one minute sponge baths in mass detention at the Obamaland HSC (Homeland Security Centers). Messianic Obama is God! God proposes but the class of 2062 disposes!
2012-11-30 10:47:03 AM  
1 votes:

stevetherobot: beachboy: Same here....18 year old drinking age. No one gave a crap...smoked a lot of weed...girls put out like there was no tomorrow...good times indeed...Want to hear a CSB?.My high school stretched for one block and had doors at either end. In the five minutes between classes all the smokers, students and teachers, would walk outside from one end to the other smoking their cigarette. Thats right, I said TEACHERS and STUDENTS...I cant even fathom that now...Good times indeed...Fast Times at Ridgemenot High and Dazed and Confused are the best movies reflecting that era. And yes, we all looked like this:

[www.nedderweb.com image 225x320].

There's the rub.


Hey we all looked like that. In twenty years your kids will be making fun of your One Direction hairdo.
2012-11-30 10:34:33 AM  
1 votes:
Children of the 70's listened to: Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd.

Children of the children of the 70's listened to: Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears.

I rest my case.

/And the first sumbiatch that says "Bay City Rollers" gets a swirly AND a purple nurple!
2012-11-30 10:33:44 AM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: Bunch of liberal hippie dope smokers.
I was over in NAM sweating and bleeding and crawling through the mud and Rice Paddies while you bunch of pussies were back here listening to your gotdamn folk music and chanting KOOM BYEYAH and were were just trying TO NOT GET OUR FARKING HEAD SHOT OFF!!!
/get off my lawn.....punks.


i478.photobucket.com
2012-11-30 10:27:13 AM  
1 votes:

Pair-o-Dice: I was gonna ask why the columbian gold was mysteriously absent.

 

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian

/1980
2012-11-30 10:25:34 AM  
1 votes:

PainInTheASP: Your parents were cooler than you will ever be.


Dad-like typing detected.
2012-11-30 10:17:53 AM  
1 votes:
mediamass.net

You can keep all the other crap in the capsue, give me the '79 Stevie Nicks and Christine McVie and I'll be sporting that same goofy face as Mick Fleetwood.
2012-11-30 10:14:22 AM  
1 votes:
www.theinsider.com

was this the guy who buried it? In hopes of seducing high school girls of the future?
2012-11-30 08:35:36 AM  
1 votes:
See, Rerun vindicated at last!
 
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