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(Gizmodo)   Someone should tell this guy that the term "Helicopter Parenting" was not meant to be taken literally   (gizmodo.com) divider line 8
    More: Cool, helicopter parenting, contractual term, GPS signals, RFID, IEEE, geekosystem  
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13370 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Nov 2012 at 11:52 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-30 03:54:49 AM  
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GreenSun: If he keeps tailing his kid with that drone, he'll be shocked to find out that his kid is banging all the girls in school.


Kinda a threadjack but my sister was called by her sons school to come get him as he had been suspended for 3 days for "kinda being involved in a fight" when my sis got to the school she found my nephew sitting in the principals office, looking smug with a bunch of dirt covered girls who were glowering at each other, turns out that each of the girls wanted him as her boyfriend so he arranged a thunderdome style fight, winner gets to be his main squeeze, the damn kid is in fourth grade. She called asking me what I thought and I told her to have him write a how to book and send the first copy to his poor uncle.... 

/oh and I wouldn't be surprised to find that anyone that tries to harm the kid in the article will get either a airborne tazer or a mini hellfire missile for his trouble, either that or find that the drone is merely the spotter for the B-52 he bought on surplus and has hovering on standby....
2012-11-30 12:11:51 AM  
2 votes:
My dad wouldnt have been able to say with any certainty just what grade I was in.
2012-11-30 12:02:53 AM  
2 votes:
Now he'll be able to watch his kid get abducted live on camera -- without having to leave the comfort of his puter chair. Genius, I say. Genius!
2012-11-30 11:53:05 AM  
1 votes:

Pribar: Kinda a threadjack but my sister was called by her sons school to come get him as he had been suspended for 3 days for "kinda being involved in a fight" when my sis got to the school she found my nephew sitting in the principals office, looking smug with a bunch of dirt covered girls who were glowering at each other, turns out that each of the girls wanted him as her boyfriend so he arranged a thunderdome style fight, winner gets to be his main squeeze, the damn kid is in fourth grade


That is farking awesome.
2012-11-30 06:34:24 AM  
1 votes:
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I parent my kids with a camera on a drone.
2012-11-30 12:12:14 AM  
1 votes:
When it crashes into his kids and kills them it'll make a great Twilight Zone episode.
2012-11-30 12:06:22 AM  
1 votes:
Don't forget Orville, the family cat who never leaves her side, either!

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2012-11-30 12:02:18 AM  
1 votes:
Dad sounds fat
 
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