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(Daily Mail)   You just got married. Do you C) Drive across state lines to pick up a 17-year-old girl for your cute wife to have sex with (w/mugshots)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 39
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2012-11-30 06:58:31 AM
4 votes:

tgambitg: Anyone else think she looks like Danica Patrick?



I think she looks like Angie Harmon

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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-29 11:46:25 PM
4 votes:
I just wanted to say I don't have a wife half my age who helps me bring home girls one third my age. And now my day is ruined because I know somebody out there does. Good thing there are only 15 minutes left in the day. Time to go to bed. Maybe tomorrow I'll get lucky.
2012-11-30 02:44:27 AM
3 votes:
Anyone else think she looks like Danica Patrick?

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2012-11-30 01:42:46 AM
3 votes:
Why does the Mail obsess about Americans so much? Aren't there plenty of yobs and chavs to make fun of in the UK?
2012-11-30 10:48:40 AM
2 votes:
Look, they met this girl on okcupid which has a age limit of 18+. She had to lie about her age to get on there. They advertised as "couple looking for girl for sex with wife while husband watches" or something like that. They posted photos probably around their wedding time where the wife looked hotter. So this girl answers, they exchange more photos and "across state lines" is probably what, without looking at a map, 20 miles each way? So they make plans to pick her up, bring her home for the night and take her back in the morning. Sounds simple enough.

So no turn signal, cop pulls them over, gets everyone out of the car so he could look for drugs or whatever, asks everyone for ID. He sees she is an unrelated minor from another state. What is going on here? He asks what their purpose was, they start out with a lie. She's my cousin, uh she is or baby sitter, uh, she is uh... they end up telling the truth and are taken to jail. Seems pretty straight forward. If I was on that Jury I would find them not guilty. If I was the prosecutor I would throw the case out and admonish the officer for wasting my time. But I guess that isn't going to happen for whatever reason.

Oh well.
2012-11-30 05:31:20 AM
2 votes:
OK Sentencing:

Man: 20+ years, register for life as a sex offender.

Woman: probation, and no registration.

And it was the women who admitted she was going to have sex with her.
I bet you 2 internets.
2012-11-30 01:20:16 AM
2 votes:
That's the frumpiest 27 year old I've ever seen.
2012-11-30 01:17:36 AM
2 votes:
Dude is 47, looks 67, marries 27 and tries to fark 17. He's got a lot of range.
2012-11-29 11:45:08 PM
2 votes:

R.A.Danny: GAT_00: Ah Crossville. The land of shiatty wine, old people golfing and absolutely nothing of value.

Except hot 17 year old girls apparently.

Ew


No, she was in Glasgow, Kentucky. The creepy 45 year old guy and his 20 years younger wife with a Daddy that never loved her were from Crossville, which confirms every stereotype I assigned to that town basically. I drive through it multiple times per year en route to Nashville.
2012-11-29 11:32:45 PM
2 votes:
I was not offered that option.
2012-11-30 05:57:32 PM
1 votes:
YouYall just got married. Do youyall C) Drive across state lines to pick up a 17-year-old girl for youryalls cute wife to have sex with (w/mugshots)
2012-11-30 04:56:09 PM
1 votes:
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2012-11-30 12:31:14 PM
1 votes:
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2012-11-30 11:06:20 AM
1 votes:

TheHappTroll: So, how did they get caught?


Apparently they not only were horny but criminally gabby as well. Doesn't anyone remember how to deal with the police? Don't talk to them. EVER!

How the stop should have gone:

Dude: After rolling window down: Hello Offficer. What can I do for you?
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Dude: No.
Officer : I pulled you over due to failure to signal (or whatever it was).
Dude: I'm sorry officer.
Officer: Please give me your licence, registration and insurance
Dude:
Officer: Thank you
Officer: Here's your ticket
Dude:

If the officer gets nosy about the 2 chicks "This is my wife and a/her friend - we just got married".

Note: Never volunteer anything. Ever.

Anything else beyond that you say "Am I under arrest?" followed by "Can I go now?"

Dumbasses. 

I mean how does "This is some 17 year old chick we picked up for muffin munching next state over" ever come up in a traffic stop?
2012-11-30 10:02:59 AM
1 votes:

rocketpants: maggoo: tgambitg: Anyone else think she looks like Danica Patrick?

I think she looks like Angie Harmon


You both need a goddamn eye transplant.


FTFM
2012-11-30 09:49:09 AM
1 votes:

big sugi: So, "married last August" is "newlywed?"


The Newlywed Game gives you two years to be called "newlywed". I believe they are the official arbiter.
2012-11-30 09:48:34 AM
1 votes:

maggoo: tgambitg: Anyone else think she looks like Danica Patrick?


I think she looks like Angie Harmon


You need a goddamn eye transplant.
2012-11-30 09:10:29 AM
1 votes:
Could they not have made up another story?
1. Going to a Church Retreat.
2. Staying with us for a job interview.
3. Taking her to see relatives?

Why did the guy give the cops his phone?

So many questions.
2012-11-30 07:50:45 AM
1 votes:
I'll just leave this here... 

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2012-11-30 07:47:58 AM
1 votes:
If a woman goes both ways, that's an instant +2 on attractiveness.
2012-11-30 03:47:45 AM
1 votes:

pissedoffmick: I was not offered that option.


Done in one.
2012-11-30 03:38:42 AM
1 votes:
This marks the first time in history anyone has ever thought, "I should have stayed in Kentucky."
2012-11-30 03:27:42 AM
1 votes:
Pretty sure a 17 year old trolling the internet and agreeing to get into a car with strangers is not a victim. These laws are stupid.
The guy looks like a real dweeb.
2012-11-30 03:25:20 AM
1 votes:
I must say, I do not find lantern jaws on women to be remotely appealing. Nosir, not appealing at all.
2012-11-30 02:09:00 AM
1 votes:
I saw the Amber Alert for the chick on Bowling Green TV last night.......after seeing what these two loosers look like, they musta been some smooth talkers to get her in the car......or the minor was very stupid.....she could have done much better.
2012-11-30 01:44:00 AM
1 votes:
It's always unfortunate when a woman is shaped like a triangle

Damn, those calves are HUGE.
2012-11-30 01:39:35 AM
1 votes:
Age of consent in Kentucky is 16...
Age of consent in Tennesee is 18...

This couple drove from Tennesee to Kentucky... Picked up a 17 year old (legal in Kentucky) and took her across state lines to Tennesee( Not legal and welcome to the Sex Offenders List)... Were all the shady pay by the hour motels full in Kentucky? These may be some of the dumbest people I have ever read about

/not condoning sex with a minor
//17 can consent IMHO
///You can't fix stupid
2012-11-30 01:37:12 AM
1 votes:

Spartacus Outlaw: styckx: [i.imgur.com image 600x800]

I guess her face looks about 27, although I probably would have guessed 32 to 35, but her body is 40's to 50's. Matronly.


Wow, I guess you have never seen a real woman naked up close.
2012-11-30 01:35:14 AM
1 votes:

rko281: 1) How can it be we elected Hussein Dumbass, 2) We must hold the straight up morons accountable for their stupidity, 3) Yes, they must go first - layoffs, pink slips, downsizing, etc - they must be held accountable.


Whowhatnow?
2012-11-30 01:33:24 AM
1 votes:

filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??


You have a very limited view of what sex is. I'm sorry.
2012-11-30 01:32:43 AM
1 votes:
1) How can it be we elected Hussein Dumbass, 2) We must hold the straight up morons accountable for their stupidity, 3) Yes, they must go first - layoffs, pink slips, downsizing, etc - they must be held accountable.
2012-11-30 01:30:05 AM
1 votes:
Oh this begs another question. Is there ANY setting those type of flips flops are acceptable? Flip flops are annoying as shiat but those rubbing shiat ones they've been making since the 70's and sold at dollar stores are gross. The sound of moist scummy peeling off the grimy rubber sole every "flip" and that wet smack with every "flop" just skeeves me out completely.
2012-11-30 01:23:01 AM
1 votes:

styckx: Yeah close up her face is 27 and "cute".


cute? Up close her face is 27 and devoid of a soul.
2012-11-30 01:18:41 AM
1 votes:

filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??


My friend, you have not seen nearly enough porn.
2012-11-30 01:14:51 AM
1 votes:
Note that the "cute/hot" trollbait headline was nullified due to the fact that this wasn't a British chick

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2012-11-30 12:41:11 AM
1 votes:
That dude must be rich.
2012-11-30 12:23:33 AM
1 votes:
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2012-11-30 12:00:43 AM
1 votes:
To the best of my knowledge, this would be legal in NY, as 17 is the age of consent here.

So, legal here, illegal and probably placed on a sex offender registry there.
2012-11-29 11:48:48 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: No, she was in Glasgow, Kentucky.


I find the fact that I wouldn't be able to tell those places apart if my life depended on it comforting.
 
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