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(Daily Mail)   You just got married. Do you C) Drive across state lines to pick up a 17-year-old girl for your cute wife to have sex with (w/mugshots)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Charla Nash, sexual exploitation, Windermere, Amanda McCarell  
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2012-11-30 01:43:18 AM  
Ah, good. My town makes the Fark news again. Why they drove all the way to Kentucky to get a girl, I'll never know. There's seems to be an unending supply of slutty teens around here they could have chosen from.
 
2012-11-30 01:44:00 AM  
It's always unfortunate when a woman is shaped like a triangle

Damn, those calves are HUGE.
 
2012-11-30 01:45:25 AM  

kisseswookies: filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??

You have a very limited view of what sex is. I'm sorry.


They wear Conehead rings, right?
 
2012-11-30 01:47:43 AM  

TV's Vinnie: Why does the Mail obsess about Americans so much? Aren't there plenty of yobs and chavs to make fun of in the UK?


You must not read the Daily Fail much. They have no bias. What I learned from them myself is that the UK houses the largest population of batshiat insane women allergic to electromagnetic fields.
 
2012-11-30 01:48:03 AM  

Maysin: Age of consent in Kentucky is 16...
Age of consent in Tennesee is 18...

This couple drove from Tennesee to Kentucky... Picked up a 17 year old (legal in Kentucky) and took her across state lines to Tennesee( Not legal and welcome to the Sex Offenders List)... Were all the shady pay by the hour motels full in Kentucky? These may be some of the dumbest people I have ever read about

/not condoning sex with a minor
//17 can consent IMHO
///You can't fix stupid


Yeah, I had to check teh Wiki real quick to see the age of consent numbers. Sounds like they should have stayed in Kentucky.
 
2012-11-30 01:48:26 AM  

filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??


Penetration with clitdick
 
2012-11-30 01:50:47 AM  

MFAWG: rko281: 1) How can it be we elected Hussein Dumbass, 2) We must hold the straight up morons accountable for their stupidity, 3) Yes, they must go first - layoffs, pink slips, downsizing, etc - they must be held accountable.

Whowhatnow?


Sounds like Mitt Romney's new software upgrade didn't go well.
 
2012-11-30 01:52:00 AM  
Some of the other stories on that site *shakes head*


i.dailymail.co.uk

"'Who's f*****g my daughter?': Crazed father turns up at girl's school swinging a chain and threatening students "
 
2012-11-30 01:53:12 AM  

Fano: kisseswookies: filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??

You have a very limited view of what sex is. I'm sorry.

They wear Conehead rings, right?


The butchier one uses her gnarled fist as a makeshift erection and thrusts it into the less butchy one's hole, while they argue with each other about who has the best flat-top.
 
2012-11-30 01:56:56 AM  
This had potential to be a hilarious photoplasty. Shame, subbers.
 
2012-11-30 02:01:07 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Fano: kisseswookies: filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??

You have a very limited view of what sex is. I'm sorry.

They wear Conehead rings, right?

The butchier one uses her gnarled fist as a makeshift erection and thrusts it into the less butchy one's hole, while they argue with each other about who has the best flat-top.


And you just described my former roommate and her girlfriend.
 
2012-11-30 02:02:38 AM  

filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??


Pak31?
 
2012-11-30 02:07:49 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Fano: kisseswookies: filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??

You have a very limited view of what sex is. I'm sorry.

They wear Conehead rings, right?

The butchier one uses her gnarled fist as a makeshift erection and thrusts it into the less butchy one's hole, while they argue with each other about who has the best flat-top.


I have the most confused boner right now.
 
2012-11-30 02:09:00 AM  
I saw the Amber Alert for the chick on Bowling Green TV last night.......after seeing what these two loosers look like, they musta been some smooth talkers to get her in the car......or the minor was very stupid.....she could have done much better.
 
2012-11-30 02:11:36 AM  

fusillade762: MFAWG: rko281: 1) How can it be we elected Hussein Dumbass, 2) We must hold the straight up morons accountable for their stupidity, 3) Yes, they must go first - layoffs, pink slips, downsizing, etc - they must be held accountable.

Whowhatnow?

Sounds like Mitt Romney's new software upgrade didn't go well.


The built up buthurt from the last two elections caused him to blow a gasket. It's been happening across the Right Wing world.
 
2012-11-30 02:14:11 AM  
stuman69.raw

/can't believe it took this long
//yes I do have the file in .raw format
///hahaha no I don't
////it's in an obscure format you've probably never heard of
//over-under-age lesbian sex thread meme hipster
 
2012-11-30 02:18:45 AM  
bonus hipster points for the ironically intentional misspelling.

/so hip it hurts, going back to my cave where I'm roasting free-range veal over a spit powered with carbon-neutral fuel to contemplate my mistakes and harvest my tears as seasoning for said veal.
 
2012-11-30 02:28:45 AM  

OgreMagi: doglover: And I can't even find a girlfriend who will do the dishes.

Forget the dishes. I want a girlfriend who will do me.


HA HA! It's funny because SEX!
 
2012-11-30 02:38:20 AM  

filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??


*icy queenly stare* Women, do not do such things.
 
2012-11-30 02:44:27 AM  
Anyone else think she looks like Danica Patrick?

i.dailymail.co.uk = www.marieclaire.com
 
2012-11-30 02:47:40 AM  
i126.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-30 02:53:13 AM  

1000 Ways to Dye: [i126.photobucket.com image 268x207]


So I guess that means that Danica Patrick and Ryan Styles hooked up?
 
2012-11-30 02:54:17 AM  

tgambitg: 1000 Ways to Dye: [i126.photobucket.com image 268x207]

So I guess that means that Danica Patrick and Ryan StylesStiles hooked up?


FTFM, I knew it was wrong as soon as I clicked submit
 
2012-11-30 02:56:25 AM  
Dude looks like he got the oxycontin hookup.
 
2012-11-30 03:03:02 AM  

styckx: Spartacus Outlaw: styckx: [i.imgur.com image 600x800]

I guess her face looks about 27, although I probably would have guessed 32 to 35, but her body is 40's to 50's. Matronly.

Yeah close up her face is 27 and "cute". Zoom out and she instantly gains an extra chromosome.


Looks like that extra chromosome weighs about 30 lbs.
 
2012-11-30 03:07:14 AM  
Scissor me timbers!
 
2012-11-30 03:11:15 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Fano: kisseswookies: filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??

You have a very limited view of what sex is. I'm sorry.

They wear Conehead rings, right?

The butchier one uses her gnarled fist as a makeshift erection and thrusts it into the less butchy one's hole, while they argue with each other about who has the best flat-top.


Snerked. Would snerk again.
 
2012-11-30 03:12:40 AM  
Evidently, at present the Mann Act only applies to transporting women for purposes of prostitution or "illegal" sexual acts, whatever those are. Basically, it's been superceded by laws relating to sex trafficking and white slavery.

So now the questions are: Did he PAY this 17-year old girl, and did the girl and wifey do anything illegal, like have a three-way with an underage donkey?
 
2012-11-30 03:17:57 AM  

Mega Steve: Ah, good. My town makes the Fark news again. Why they drove all the way to Kentucky to get a girl, I'll never know. There's seems to be an unending supply of slutty teens around here they could have chosen from.


Lucky you.

Where I live, our natural resources consist of timber and coal. The slutty teen resource is more valuable then both of those combined!

/I feel cheated
 
2012-11-30 03:25:20 AM  
I must say, I do not find lantern jaws on women to be remotely appealing. Nosir, not appealing at all.
 
2012-11-30 03:27:42 AM  
Pretty sure a 17 year old trolling the internet and agreeing to get into a car with strangers is not a victim. These laws are stupid.
The guy looks like a real dweeb.
 
2012-11-30 03:38:42 AM  
This marks the first time in history anyone has ever thought, "I should have stayed in Kentucky."
 
2012-11-30 03:39:51 AM  

buckler: I must say, I do not find lantern jaws on women to be remotely appealing. Nosir, not appealing at all.


No Palin for you in '16!
 
2012-11-30 03:47:45 AM  

pissedoffmick: I was not offered that option.


Done in one.
 
2012-11-30 03:55:22 AM  
They met each other through an online dating site
 
2012-11-30 05:15:54 AM  
The arresting officer:
i430.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-30 05:17:15 AM  

Ludovico_D_Technique_Esq: Some of the other stories on that site *shakes head*

"'Who's f*****g my daughter?': Crazed father turns up at girl's school swinging a chain and threatening students "


THIS! So much THIS! or how about the one about the coach congratulating the freshmen soccer players on a successful hazing/anal rape? Really, all the worst things in the world are in the Mail.

I love that pic. He's all "come at me, brotographer!"
 
2012-11-30 05:22:43 AM  

TV's Vinnie: Why does the Mail entire world obsess about Americans so much?

 
2012-11-30 05:31:20 AM  
OK Sentencing:

Man: 20+ years, register for life as a sex offender.

Woman: probation, and no registration.

And it was the women who admitted she was going to have sex with her.
I bet you 2 internets.
 
2012-11-30 05:32:36 AM  
Greetings, Professor Falken
 
2012-11-30 05:51:06 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Evidently, at present the Mann Act only applies to transporting women for purposes of prostitution or "illegal" sexual acts, whatever those are. Basically, it's been superceded by laws relating to sex trafficking and white slavery.

So now the questions are: Did he PAY this 17-year old girl, and did the girl and wifey do anything illegal, like have a three-way with an underage donkey?


Falcon, Zombie Mann Act might apply because girl was a minor and purpose for which transported was illegal in Tennessee. TFA highlights crossing of state line but nothing there or the Tennessean piece says they were charged by federal prosecutors under Mann Act. If they were charged only under Tennessee law they are in better shape because no crime under Tennessee law was completed, only attempted -- amirite? -- whereas a Mann Act violation may have been actually completed.
 
2012-11-30 06:03:03 AM  
 
2012-11-30 06:03:47 AM  
The guy was charged with enviable prowess across state lines.
 
2012-11-30 06:04:58 AM  

illannoyin: This just in!

Link to the wedding video


/lol just....just wow.
 
2012-11-30 06:06:40 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The butchier one uses her gnarled fist as a makeshift erection and thrusts it into the less butchy one's hole, while they argue with each other about who has the best flat-top.


Now, there's a reality tv program I would watch.
 
2012-11-30 06:21:25 AM  

sexorcisst: illannoyin: This just in!

Link to the wedding video

/lol just....just wow.


Is that really them? Looks like she gained 30-40 pounds after they got married and he lost about the same amount, and dyed his hair. She looks a lot better in the video.
 
2012-11-30 06:21:29 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: Why didn't the wife just have sex with the girl in Kentucky? Why did they need to take her back to Tennessee?

Here I am, a dirty old man, and I just don't understand how these things are supposed to work. I guess it's time to check in at the nursing home. Hopefully they'll be having meatloaf and pudding tonight...


♫...I would do anything for love, but I won't do that ♫
 
2012-11-30 06:26:22 AM  
Is the word "fun" code for something? Every cheating Facebook profile seems to have that word in it.... i'm intrigued.
 
2012-11-30 06:27:18 AM  
She is 17, She is legal age. The Mann act is a joke.
 
2012-11-30 06:33:24 AM  
listen FARK-wads, subby's was not a rhetorical question and demands an answer and the answer is most assuredly, "YES".
 
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