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(Daily Mail)   Little Miss Sunshine is growing into Little Miss SunRISE   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 105
    More: Spiffy, Abigail Breslin, Tyler Shields, Classical Hollywood Cinema, leading lady, Demi Lovato, Dianna Agron, Mischa Barton, beehives  
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2012-11-29 11:20:10 PM  
Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!
 
2012-11-29 11:29:14 PM  

Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!


Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.
 
2012-11-29 11:38:38 PM  

GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.


Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.
 
2012-11-29 11:38:41 PM  
I think those photos are less a product of makeup than overexposure. Those histograms must look nightmarish.

And if those are indicative of the director's talent, something tells me we won't be seeing much of this film anywhere.
 
2012-11-29 11:39:52 PM  

Frederick: GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.

Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.


I post on the Daily Mail? Since when?
 
2012-11-29 11:40:34 PM  

Frederick: GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.

Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.


There's a dungeon master here?
 
2012-11-29 11:41:52 PM  

Mangoose: Frederick: GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.

Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.

There's a dungeon master here?


Level 9 Cock of the Infinite failed to cast.
 
2012-11-29 11:42:55 PM  

GAT_00: Mangoose: Frederick: GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.

Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.

There's a dungeon master here?

Level 9 Cock of the Infinite failed to cast.


Story of my life, dude. Story of my motherfarking life.
 
2012-11-30 12:08:38 AM  
She's a very kinky girl...

/the kind you don't take home to mother
 
2012-11-30 12:09:23 AM  
pedobeartooold.jpg
 
2012-11-30 12:53:52 AM  

GAT_00: Frederick: GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.

Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.

I post on the Daily Mail? Since when?


Well, we'll just have to add that to your meme.
 
2012-11-30 01:11:46 AM  

simplicimus: GAT_00: Frederick: GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.

Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.

I post on the Daily Mail? Since when?

Well, we'll just have to add that to your meme.


i575.photobucket.com

i575.photobucket.com 

And then I got actually screamed at a lot the next day, which was interesting.
 
2012-11-30 01:23:48 AM  

GAT_00: simplicimus: GAT_00: Frederick: GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.

Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.

I post on the Daily Mail? Since when?

Well, we'll just have to add that to your meme.

[i575.photobucket.com image 640x94]

[i575.photobucket.com image 500x680] 

And then I got actually screamed at a lot the next day, which was interesting.


I noticed. But at least I didn't see anyone resort to name calling.
 
2012-11-30 01:28:35 AM  

Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!


IIRC, 16 is street legal in the UK.
 
2012-11-30 02:18:58 AM  
Puberty's been kind to her. Many child actors are ruined once the hormones hit.
 
2012-11-30 02:29:42 AM  

brianbankerus: Puberty's been kind to her. Many child actors are ruined once the hormones hit.


Yeah, look what it did to her brother Spencer.
 
2012-11-30 02:36:46 AM  
Look at Haley Joel Osment.
 
2012-11-30 03:18:56 AM  
She looks like a completely regular 16-yo teenager, nothing more. She's cute, but so are most girls her age.
 
2012-11-30 03:25:30 AM  
That just looks creepy as hell. Blonde wigs and heavy makeup are for old people who lost their hair, not for children.
 
2012-11-30 03:25:31 AM  
I love that the last photo of her is right above the related story photo of skanky Datsun girl, and they look strikingly similar
 
2012-11-30 03:27:13 AM  
She was also in Zombieland. Reading stuff like this, I'm starting to feel old and I'm only in my early 20s.
 
2012-11-30 03:31:47 AM  

padraig: She looks like a completely regular 16-yo teenager, nothing more. She's cute, but so are most girls her age.

 

chrishanson.jpg
 
2012-11-30 03:32:49 AM  
 
2012-11-30 03:36:03 AM  
I'd stick it in her pooper and make her call me Daddy.
 
2012-11-30 03:42:51 AM  

robohobo: I'd stick it in her pooper and make her call me Daddy.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-30 03:47:01 AM  

skepticultist: padraig: She looks like a completely regular 16-yo teenager, nothing more. She's cute, but so are most girls her age. 

chrishanson.jpg


That was a totally passionless assessment, just like saying that starbucks coffee is crap or that the Mona Lisa is a nice painting.

I'm waiting two more years to get myself emotionnaly involved :P
 
2012-11-30 03:48:56 AM  

wildcardjack: robohobo: I'd stick it in her pooper and make her call me Daddy.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 420x255]


Right next to Elmo, then?
 
2012-11-30 03:55:35 AM  
Shields is an interesting photographer, but if as a director he's anything like he is as a writer, this movie will be have all the sophistication, depth and cohesiveness of a leaky septic tank.

/to be fair, I couldn't get past the first 3 or 4 pages, the writing (prose, grammar, punctuation) was so bad
//maybe it got better
///no
 
2012-11-30 04:23:44 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: Obligatory


Thankyou
 
2012-11-30 04:26:19 AM  
TFA mentioned that Clint Eastwood's daughter would also be in the movie, and that she was dating the director.
(Looks up Ms. Eastwood's mom. Aww, crap. I like her as an actress.)

Is "apple doesn't fall far from the tree" unisex, or does there need to be a female version?
'cause, y'know, Ms. Eastwood's mother did the same thing.
 
2012-11-30 04:31:02 AM  
Can't we at least wait another year or so before trying to turn her into a sex symbol?

Oh wait, I'm on the internet.
 
2012-11-30 04:33:48 AM  
No. Bad. Bad. Subby!
 
2012-11-30 04:42:05 AM  
One vote here for not posting DailyFail headlines until that godawful story about inverted butt implants goes away.
 
2012-11-30 04:52:24 AM  

trippycrazy12: She was also in Zombieland. Reading stuff like this, I'm starting to feel old and I'm only in my early 20s.


She was in the only slow-mo bouncing boobs scene in Zombieland. (I felt so dirty noticing that.)
 
2012-11-30 05:15:54 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: One vote here for not posting DailyFail headlines until that godawful story about inverted butt implants goes away.


I was going to post a relevant comment to this article but then I saw the picture of the inverted butt implants and got distracted by how much I was vomiting.
 
2012-11-30 05:25:59 AM  

simplicimus: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

IIRC, 16 is street legal in the UK.


That may well be, but Ms Breslin was born and raised in the U.S.
 
2012-11-30 05:52:05 AM  

robohobo: I'd stick it in her pooper and make her call me Daddy.


i thought it said anal girl too
 
2012-11-30 06:40:46 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: simplicimus: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

IIRC, 16 is street legal in the UK.

That may well be, but Ms Breslin was born and raised in the U.S.


Also legal in about half the US. Just not where she lives.
 
2012-11-30 06:55:37 AM  
I'd double tap that.
 
2012-11-30 07:00:12 AM  
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-30 07:08:27 AM  

padraig: She looks like a completely regular 16-yo teenager, nothing more. She's cute, but so are most girls her age.


yes, yes they are. Grade A jailbait, almost every one of them.
 
2012-11-30 07:16:04 AM  
Our 12 year old babbysitter tries for the "grown up" look, according to my wife she bought high heels off the internet (?!). Needless to say it fails miserably, a fact she seems completely oblivious to. The actual result is more "Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver crossed with a circus clown" which I find disturbing yet hilarious.

It must be hard growing up as a girl.
 
2012-11-30 07:20:15 AM  

No Such Agency: Our 12 year old babbysitter tries for the "grown up" look, according to my wife she bought high heels off the internet (?!). Needless to say it fails miserably, a fact she seems completely oblivious to. The actual result is more "Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver crossed with a circus clown" which I find disturbing yet hilarious.

It must be hard growing up as a girl.


Why would you hire a hooker to babysit your kids?
 
2012-11-30 07:40:12 AM  
Tat'dGreaser:
No Such Agency: Our 12 year old babbysitter tries for the "grown up" look, according to my wife she bought high heels off the internet (?!). Needless to say it fails miserably, a fact she seems completely oblivious to. The actual result is more "Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver crossed with a circus clown" which I find disturbing yet hilarious.

It must be hard growing up as a girl.

Why would you hire a hooker to babysit your kids?


Oh she's not a bad kid. Just at a painfully awkward age is all. Very, very awkward.
 
2012-11-30 08:17:05 AM  
Nevermind that.
I'm waiting for Hit Girl to get hot.
 
2012-11-30 08:20:28 AM  

doczoidberg: Nevermind that.
I'm waiting for Hit Girl to get hot.


She's nearly there now.
 
2012-11-30 08:36:20 AM  

Alphax: doczoidberg: Nevermind that.
I'm waiting for Hit Girl to get hot.

She's nearly there now.


I'm wondering how they're going to handle her in the next KickAss.

upload.wikimedia.org
She looks like she could be a young 20 y/o. She's 15.
 
2012-11-30 09:00:19 AM  

thecpt: Alphax: doczoidberg: Nevermind that.
I'm waiting for Hit Girl to get hot.

She's nearly there now.

I'm wondering how they're going to handle her in the next KickAss.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x268]
She looks like she could be a young 20 y/o. She's 15.


Yeah, if you want to get your Chris Hanson on, go flip through her photos on her IMDB entry.
 
2012-11-30 09:09:32 AM  

thecpt: Alphax: doczoidberg: Nevermind that.
I'm waiting for Hit Girl to get hot.

She's nearly there now.

I'm wondering how they're going to handle her in the next KickAss.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x268]
She looks like she could be a young 20 y/o. She's 15.


Jack Donaghy's greatest nemesis.
 
2012-11-30 09:19:03 AM  
You heard it here first, Allie Grant (Weeds and Suburgatory)is going to be ridiculously hot when she is done growing up.
 
2012-11-30 09:33:17 AM  
She is cute, but with that makeup all you could do to her is an Alabama Crab-blaster without throwing up in your mouth a little.... maaaaayybe a Backwoods Butter Squeegee. Depends on how many teflon products you have in the house at the time.
 
2012-11-30 09:37:00 AM  

Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old, who looks thirteen, with small boobs. HAWT!


Added that for you. Some 15-16 year olds look like women, like Chloe Moretz or in the case of Breslin, they look younger than they are.

This photoshoot has some serious Humbert Humbert vibes to it.
 
2012-11-30 09:38:50 AM  

titwrench: You heard it here first, Allie Grant (Weeds and Suburgatory)is going to be ridiculously hot when she is done growing up.


Whatever floats your boat I guess

www1.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2012-11-30 09:42:58 AM  
She's cute but she's no AnnaSophia Robb.
 
2012-11-30 09:47:42 AM  

thecpt: She looks like she could be a young 20 y/o. She's 15.


Well... 15 year old's are technically young 20 year old's.

What?
 
2012-11-30 09:49:31 AM  

brianbankerus: Look at Haley Joel Osment.


Look at his sister!
 
2012-11-30 09:50:06 AM  
Ok everyone in here have a seat over there please.
 
2012-11-30 10:04:12 AM  
Dear Lord, she's turning into the next Dakota Fanning... and these actresses don't disappear during their teenaged years because of drug abuse like the days of Drew Barrymore. It's just not FAIR!
 
2012-11-30 10:11:59 AM  
Good for her. It's nice when child stars don't turn to drugs.....Lindsay.....Amanda.....
 
2012-11-30 10:17:57 AM  

Persnickety: titwrench: You heard it here first, Allie Grant (Weeds and Suburgatory)is going to be ridiculously hot when she is done growing up.

Whatever floats your boat I guess

[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 457x594]


I think she could go either way, appearance-wise, but I do love her on that show. She has an oddly hilarious intensity when she's delivering a lot of her lines.
 
2012-11-30 10:21:00 AM  
Fark you Daily Mail
 
2012-11-30 10:27:14 AM  
Seems to me that she hasn't aged a day, in over 30 years ...

yafh.com
 
2012-11-30 10:30:52 AM  
I told her Sunrise, and she pulled up her skirt.
 
2012-11-30 10:32:40 AM  

titwrench: You heard it here first, Allie Grant (Weeds and Suburgatory)is going to be ridiculously hot when she is done growing up.


Something is wrong with that girl's neck.

This young lady, on the other hand, is smokin'.

janelevy.org
 
2012-11-30 10:48:36 AM  
www.blogcdn.com
Meanwhile, it's only 2 years, 6 months, and 22 days till "Watching Rebecca Go Black"...
 
2012-11-30 10:52:53 AM  

Alphax: thecpt: Alphax: doczoidberg: Nevermind that.
I'm waiting for Hit Girl to get hot.

She's nearly there now.

I'm wondering how they're going to handle her in the next KickAss.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x268]
She looks like she could be a young 20 y/o. She's 15.

Yeah, if you want to get your Chris Hanson on, go flip through her photos on her IMDB entry.


Glad I'm not the only one. We should start a club.
 
2012-11-30 11:01:36 AM  

Persnickety: titwrench: You heard it here first, Allie Grant (Weeds and Suburgatory)is going to be ridiculously hot when she is done growing up.

Whatever floats your boat I guess

[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 457x594]

sinanju: Persnickety: titwrench: You heard it here first, Allie Grant (Weeds and Suburgatory)is going to be ridiculously hot when she is done growing up.

Whatever floats your boat I guess

[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 457x594]

I think she could go either way, appearance-wise, but I do love her on that show. She has an oddly hilarious intensity when she's delivering a lot of her lines.


She's 18, doesn't have all that much more growing up to do, I think.
 
2012-11-30 11:01:37 AM  

Persnickety: titwrench: You heard it here first, Allie Grant (Weeds and Suburgatory)is going to be ridiculously hot when she is done growing up.

Whatever floats your boat I guess

[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 457x594]


Looks too much like:
www.media-courses.com
for my tastes.
To each, their own.
 
2012-11-30 11:07:43 AM  

sinanju: Persnickety: titwrench: You heard it here first, Allie Grant (Weeds and Suburgatory)is going to be ridiculously hot when she is done growing up.

Whatever floats your boat I guess

[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 457x594]

I think she could go either way, appearance-wise, but I do love her on that show. She has an oddly hilarious intensity when she's delivering a lot of her lines.


I give her to about 25 to truly blossom she is going to be stunning.
 
2012-11-30 11:20:20 AM  
assets.sbnation.com

What... too soon?
 
2012-11-30 11:39:01 AM  
What? No Alex Vega from Spy Kids?

zx6r.com
 
2012-11-30 11:51:22 AM  
All I care about is that she's in Ender's Game. In fact the whole Ender's Game cast looks awesome: Link
 
2012-11-30 11:54:41 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Why would you hire a hooker to babysit your kids?


Because he watches porn and wants to write a "real" letter to penthouse forum.
 
2012-11-30 11:58:13 AM  

Farking Canuck: All I care about is that she's in Ender's Game. In fact the whole Ender's Game cast looks awesome: Link


Ben Kingsley is going to play a Maori guy?
 
2012-11-30 12:00:56 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Farking Canuck: All I care about is that she's in Ender's Game. In fact the whole Ender's Game cast looks awesome: Link

Ben Kingsley is going to play a Maori guy?


they're making an ender's game? hmm... might actually watch this... although, i generally don't like movies about children.

/ still waiting for stars my destination, the movie!
 
2012-11-30 12:07:34 PM  
LOL inverted butt plugs. That's a Fark alt name if I've ever heard one.
 
2012-11-30 12:08:31 PM  
Wasn't she in Zombieland? And i 2nd the i cant fap to this crew. I think of her and Dakota Fanning in the same general area of they have been a child star so long i cant see them that way
 
2012-11-30 12:10:20 PM  
Yeah, how about 'no'? because that works for me.
 
2012-11-30 12:18:26 PM  

theorellior: LOL inverted butt plugs. That's a Fark alt name if I've ever heard one.


Wrong thread?
 
2012-11-30 12:32:44 PM  

Ed Grubermann: theorellior: LOL inverted butt plugs. That's a Fark alt name if I've ever heard one.

Wrong thread?


Probably that horrid inverted butt implants picture that's been catching everyone's attention for a couple days on Daily Mail.
 
2012-11-30 12:35:55 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: Obligatory


That started off crap but ended in pure awesome.
 
2012-11-30 12:39:19 PM  

Farking Canuck: All I care about is that she's in Ender's Game. In fact the whole Ender's Game cast looks awesome: Link


Harrison Ford as Col. Graff
Han Soto as Col. Graff's aide


/mind blown
//ddduuuuuude!
 
2012-11-30 12:59:22 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Farking Canuck: All I care about is that she's in Ender's Game. In fact the whole Ender's Game cast looks awesome: Link

Ben Kingsley is going to play a Maori guy?

they're making an ender's game? hmm... might actually watch this... although, i generally don't like movies about children.

/ still waiting for stars my destination, the movie!



QUANT SUFF!!
 
2012-11-30 02:01:14 PM  

Ed Grubermann: theorellior: LOL inverted butt plugs. That's a Fark alt name if I've ever heard one.

Wrong thread?


As I understand it (DNRTFA because it's the Daily Fail), it's a link in the sidebar of TFA.
 
2012-11-30 02:17:25 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: What? No Alex Vega from Spy Kids?

[zx6r.com image 650x411]


Holy sh*t!! Is that really her? I used to watch Spy Kids with my kids. Sheesh.
 
2012-11-30 02:46:31 PM  
Alexa Vega is sooo hot
 
2012-11-30 03:17:10 PM  
At first I was like "Meh"

then I stayed that way.
 
2012-11-30 03:22:56 PM  

born_yesterday: Alphax: thecpt: Alphax: doczoidberg: Nevermind that.
I'm waiting for Hit Girl to get hot.

She's nearly there now.

I'm wondering how they're going to handle her in the next KickAss.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x268]
She looks like she could be a young 20 y/o. She's 15.

Yeah, if you want to get your Chris Hanson on, go flip through her photos on her IMDB entry.

Glad I'm not the only one. We should start a club.



January 2012
i.imgur.com



June 2012
i.imgur.com


/no comment
 
2012-11-30 03:24:22 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: What? No Alex Vega from Spy Kids?

[zx6r.com image 650x411]


E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Alexa Vega is sooo hot


I feel so dirty.

/fap
 
2012-11-30 03:29:43 PM  

Mega Steve: Tsar_Bomba1: What? No Alex Vega from Spy Kids?

[zx6r.com image 650x411]

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Alexa Vega is sooo hot

I feel so dirty.

/fap


Most of her pictures on IMDb make her look like a very hot 30 year old (just a very mature face) even though she is 24.

At any rate, thoroughly destroyable / disappointable.
 
2012-11-30 03:31:01 PM  

killro: She is cute, but with that makeup all you could do to her is an Alabama Crab-blaster without throwing up in your mouth a little.... maaaaayybe a Backwoods Butter Squeegee. Depends on how many teflon products you have in the house at the time.


What about a Tuscaloosa Dumpling?
 
2012-11-30 04:10:47 PM  

Persnickety: titwrench: You heard it here first, Allie Grant (Weeds and Suburgatory)is going to be ridiculously hot when she is done growing up.

Whatever floats your boat I guess

[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 457x594]


o.O heh
 
2012-11-30 04:26:13 PM  

Persnickety: titwrench: You heard it here first, Allie Grant (Weeds and Suburgatory)is going to be ridiculously hot when she is done growing up.

Whatever floats your boat I guess

[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 457x594]


Is she looking at me or at you? I can't tell.
 
2012-11-30 04:35:16 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: June 2012


Oh. My.
 
2012-11-30 05:49:30 PM  
img.chan4chan.com
 
2012-11-30 06:09:10 PM  
Clicked for Hit Girl.

Leaving before it gets too weird.
 
2012-11-30 06:31:52 PM  

give me doughnuts: brianbankerus: Look at Haley Joel Osment.

Look at his sister!


Wow. Yes indeed.
 
2012-11-30 06:49:49 PM  
Alex Vega is totally out of the blue. A lot of girls, you can see that they're going to be beautiful when they're older, but there was never a hint of her turning into who she has.

Seriously: ugly duckling...
 
2012-11-30 08:01:02 PM  
this is the most evil thread ever
 
2012-11-30 08:30:35 PM  

Farking Canuck: All I care about is that she's in Ender's Game. In fact the whole Ender's Game cast looks awesome: Link


Ah! Ender's Game! With World War Z, the only two books the average fanboy has ever read that didn't have superheros in them.
 
2012-11-30 09:09:50 PM  
Looks like her head is on backwards in the second pic in the article. Would not hit
 
2012-11-30 09:31:29 PM  

fisker: this is the most evil thread ever


If it wasn't before, it is now!

www.nypost.com
24.media.tumblr.com
www.manolith.com

/For I have become Death, destroyer of worlds
 
2012-11-30 10:13:13 PM  

wildcardjack: robohobo: I'd stick it in her pooper and make her call me Daddy.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 420x255]


Hey, 16 has gotta be legal somewhere...
 
2012-12-01 12:26:24 PM  
Why hasn't this thread been loaded into the back of a van yet?
 
2012-12-02 12:57:44 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: Why hasn't this thread been loaded into the back of a van yet?


They're still painting 'FREE CANDY' on the side of the van?
 
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