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(Daily Mail)   Little Miss Sunshine is growing into Little Miss SunRISE   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 105
    More: Spiffy, Abigail Breslin, Tyler Shields, Classical Hollywood Cinema, leading lady, Demi Lovato, Dianna Agron, Mischa Barton, beehives  
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2012-11-29 11:20:10 PM
Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!
 
2012-11-29 11:29:14 PM

Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!


Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.
 
2012-11-29 11:38:38 PM

GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.


Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.
 
2012-11-29 11:38:41 PM
I think those photos are less a product of makeup than overexposure. Those histograms must look nightmarish.

And if those are indicative of the director's talent, something tells me we won't be seeing much of this film anywhere.
 
2012-11-29 11:39:52 PM

Frederick: GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.

Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.


I post on the Daily Mail? Since when?
 
2012-11-29 11:40:34 PM

Frederick: GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.

Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.


There's a dungeon master here?
 
2012-11-29 11:41:52 PM

Mangoose: Frederick: GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.

Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.

There's a dungeon master here?


Level 9 Cock of the Infinite failed to cast.
 
2012-11-29 11:42:55 PM

GAT_00: Mangoose: Frederick: GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.

Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.

There's a dungeon master here?

Level 9 Cock of the Infinite failed to cast.


Story of my life, dude. Story of my motherfarking life.
 
2012-11-30 12:08:38 AM
She's a very kinky girl...

/the kind you don't take home to mother
 
2012-11-30 12:09:23 AM
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2012-11-30 12:53:52 AM

GAT_00: Frederick: GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.

Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.

I post on the Daily Mail? Since when?


Well, we'll just have to add that to your meme.
 
2012-11-30 01:11:46 AM

simplicimus: GAT_00: Frederick: GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.

Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.

I post on the Daily Mail? Since when?

Well, we'll just have to add that to your meme.


i575.photobucket.com

i575.photobucket.com 

And then I got actually screamed at a lot the next day, which was interesting.
 
2012-11-30 01:23:48 AM

GAT_00: simplicimus: GAT_00: Frederick: GAT_00: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

Looks like a little girl playing with her mother's makeup and clothes in the second picture.

Yeah, I already read your comment posted on the DM.

I post on the Daily Mail? Since when?

Well, we'll just have to add that to your meme.

[i575.photobucket.com image 640x94]

[i575.photobucket.com image 500x680] 

And then I got actually screamed at a lot the next day, which was interesting.


I noticed. But at least I didn't see anyone resort to name calling.
 
2012-11-30 01:28:35 AM

Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!


IIRC, 16 is street legal in the UK.
 
2012-11-30 02:18:58 AM
Puberty's been kind to her. Many child actors are ruined once the hormones hit.
 
2012-11-30 02:29:42 AM

brianbankerus: Puberty's been kind to her. Many child actors are ruined once the hormones hit.


Yeah, look what it did to her brother Spencer.
 
2012-11-30 02:36:46 AM
Look at Haley Joel Osment.
 
2012-11-30 03:18:56 AM
She looks like a completely regular 16-yo teenager, nothing more. She's cute, but so are most girls her age.
 
2012-11-30 03:25:30 AM
That just looks creepy as hell. Blonde wigs and heavy makeup are for old people who lost their hair, not for children.
 
2012-11-30 03:25:31 AM
I love that the last photo of her is right above the related story photo of skanky Datsun girl, and they look strikingly similar
 
2012-11-30 03:27:13 AM
She was also in Zombieland. Reading stuff like this, I'm starting to feel old and I'm only in my early 20s.
 
2012-11-30 03:31:47 AM

padraig: She looks like a completely regular 16-yo teenager, nothing more. She's cute, but so are most girls her age.

 

chrishanson.jpg
 
2012-11-30 03:32:49 AM
 
2012-11-30 03:36:03 AM
I'd stick it in her pooper and make her call me Daddy.
 
2012-11-30 03:42:51 AM

robohobo: I'd stick it in her pooper and make her call me Daddy.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-30 03:47:01 AM

skepticultist: padraig: She looks like a completely regular 16-yo teenager, nothing more. She's cute, but so are most girls her age. 

chrishanson.jpg


That was a totally passionless assessment, just like saying that starbucks coffee is crap or that the Mona Lisa is a nice painting.

I'm waiting two more years to get myself emotionnaly involved :P
 
2012-11-30 03:48:56 AM

wildcardjack: robohobo: I'd stick it in her pooper and make her call me Daddy.

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Right next to Elmo, then?
 
2012-11-30 03:55:35 AM
Shields is an interesting photographer, but if as a director he's anything like he is as a writer, this movie will be have all the sophistication, depth and cohesiveness of a leaky septic tank.

/to be fair, I couldn't get past the first 3 or 4 pages, the writing (prose, grammar, punctuation) was so bad
//maybe it got better
///no
 
2012-11-30 04:23:44 AM

Phil Moskowitz: Obligatory


Thankyou
 
2012-11-30 04:26:19 AM
TFA mentioned that Clint Eastwood's daughter would also be in the movie, and that she was dating the director.
(Looks up Ms. Eastwood's mom. Aww, crap. I like her as an actress.)

Is "apple doesn't fall far from the tree" unisex, or does there need to be a female version?
'cause, y'know, Ms. Eastwood's mother did the same thing.
 
2012-11-30 04:31:02 AM
Can't we at least wait another year or so before trying to turn her into a sex symbol?

Oh wait, I'm on the internet.
 
2012-11-30 04:33:48 AM
No. Bad. Bad. Subby!
 
2012-11-30 04:42:05 AM
One vote here for not posting DailyFail headlines until that godawful story about inverted butt implants goes away.
 
2012-11-30 04:52:24 AM

trippycrazy12: She was also in Zombieland. Reading stuff like this, I'm starting to feel old and I'm only in my early 20s.


She was in the only slow-mo bouncing boobs scene in Zombieland. (I felt so dirty noticing that.)
 
2012-11-30 05:15:54 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: One vote here for not posting DailyFail headlines until that godawful story about inverted butt implants goes away.


I was going to post a relevant comment to this article but then I saw the picture of the inverted butt implants and got distracted by how much I was vomiting.
 
2012-11-30 05:25:59 AM

simplicimus: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

IIRC, 16 is street legal in the UK.


That may well be, but Ms Breslin was born and raised in the U.S.
 
2012-11-30 05:52:05 AM

robohobo: I'd stick it in her pooper and make her call me Daddy.


i thought it said anal girl too
 
2012-11-30 06:40:46 AM

Bathia_Mapes: simplicimus: Mangoose: Heavy makeup on a 16 year old with small boobs. HAWT!

IIRC, 16 is street legal in the UK.

That may well be, but Ms Breslin was born and raised in the U.S.


Also legal in about half the US. Just not where she lives.
 
2012-11-30 06:55:37 AM
I'd double tap that.
 
2012-11-30 07:00:12 AM
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-30 07:08:27 AM

padraig: She looks like a completely regular 16-yo teenager, nothing more. She's cute, but so are most girls her age.


yes, yes they are. Grade A jailbait, almost every one of them.
 
2012-11-30 07:16:04 AM
Our 12 year old babbysitter tries for the "grown up" look, according to my wife she bought high heels off the internet (?!). Needless to say it fails miserably, a fact she seems completely oblivious to. The actual result is more "Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver crossed with a circus clown" which I find disturbing yet hilarious.

It must be hard growing up as a girl.
 
2012-11-30 07:20:15 AM

No Such Agency: Our 12 year old babbysitter tries for the "grown up" look, according to my wife she bought high heels off the internet (?!). Needless to say it fails miserably, a fact she seems completely oblivious to. The actual result is more "Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver crossed with a circus clown" which I find disturbing yet hilarious.

It must be hard growing up as a girl.


Why would you hire a hooker to babysit your kids?
 
2012-11-30 07:40:12 AM
Tat'dGreaser:
No Such Agency: Our 12 year old babbysitter tries for the "grown up" look, according to my wife she bought high heels off the internet (?!). Needless to say it fails miserably, a fact she seems completely oblivious to. The actual result is more "Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver crossed with a circus clown" which I find disturbing yet hilarious.

It must be hard growing up as a girl.

Why would you hire a hooker to babysit your kids?


Oh she's not a bad kid. Just at a painfully awkward age is all. Very, very awkward.
 
2012-11-30 08:17:05 AM
Nevermind that.
I'm waiting for Hit Girl to get hot.
 
2012-11-30 08:20:28 AM

doczoidberg: Nevermind that.
I'm waiting for Hit Girl to get hot.


She's nearly there now.
 
2012-11-30 08:36:20 AM

Alphax: doczoidberg: Nevermind that.
I'm waiting for Hit Girl to get hot.

She's nearly there now.


I'm wondering how they're going to handle her in the next KickAss.

upload.wikimedia.org
She looks like she could be a young 20 y/o. She's 15.
 
2012-11-30 09:00:19 AM

thecpt: Alphax: doczoidberg: Nevermind that.
I'm waiting for Hit Girl to get hot.

She's nearly there now.

I'm wondering how they're going to handle her in the next KickAss.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x268]
She looks like she could be a young 20 y/o. She's 15.


Yeah, if you want to get your Chris Hanson on, go flip through her photos on her IMDB entry.
 
2012-11-30 09:09:32 AM

thecpt: Alphax: doczoidberg: Nevermind that.
I'm waiting for Hit Girl to get hot.

She's nearly there now.

I'm wondering how they're going to handle her in the next KickAss.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x268]
She looks like she could be a young 20 y/o. She's 15.


Jack Donaghy's greatest nemesis.
 
2012-11-30 09:19:03 AM
You heard it here first, Allie Grant (Weeds and Suburgatory)is going to be ridiculously hot when she is done growing up.
 
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