kazikian: So your kid gets impaled and you assume all's cool?
hbk72777: Who the fark let's a kid get a hold of this? I have a nephew that lives with me, almost 5, and he's never gotten a hold of scissors, knives or any other sharp object. Keep the shiat out of drawers they can reach, and if you're working with it, move it to the back of the counter. It's not hard.
AbbeySomeone: Your nephew sounds slow and unadventurous.
robohobo: /who needs a meat thermometer for enchiladas?
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