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(CBC)   Saskatchewan stadium plays the Yule Log channel on its video scoreboard. Multiple 911 calls ensue   (cbc.ca) divider line 17
    More: Dumbass, Regina, Saskatchewan Roughriders, Saskatchewan, false alarms  
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2012-11-29 11:19:00 PM
4 votes:
Fire? In my Regina? It's more likely that you think.
2012-11-29 08:39:00 PM
3 votes:
Trying to snuff out the false alarms, Kay said he called around to get the log video replaced.

"Maybe some snowflakes or Santa or something like that," he said.



"Hello, 911? There's a lot of snow falling inside Mosaic Stadium. I'm afraid that the roof is going to collapse or something, please send help!"
2012-11-29 11:56:48 PM
2 votes:

PunkTiger: Apos: Otto's_Jacket: I dated a girl from Regina.



/it's true, but that sentence needs a punchline

Will a limerick suffice?



I dated a girl from Regina
She had a vivacious patina
If I had one complaint-
(and I'm showing restraint)
Twas her odd urge to scream "weena!" 

/Best I got. Sorry.

It's OK, but you have to remember that the "i" in Regina is pronounced "eye."

/confirmed it with a Canadian who lived there.


Oh come on. How can you possibly expect people to come up with a limerick when you pronounce it that way? Let's try and be realistic here.
2012-11-29 10:56:14 PM
2 votes:
The War on Christmas continues!
2012-11-29 09:06:56 PM
2 votes:
2012-11-29 09:05:07 PM
2 votes:
I'll bet all people that called were scared that all those championship banners the Roughriders won would catch on fire and they would never be able to put it out.
2012-11-30 09:16:44 AM
1 votes:

Perducci: How laid-back can you be?

Not to mention having two football teams with (essentially) the same name in a league of less than 10 teams. "Yeah, whatever. Just relax, put on some Rush and don't worry about it." should be the national motto.


Every hour can be "RUSH Hour", you just have to let it happen.

And now, the opening to "Subdivisions":


*choom**choom**choom*
*choom**choom* *cha-choom* *cha-choom*
*choom**choom**choom*
*choom**choom* *cha-choom* *cha-choom*
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*Oooooooooooooo-waaaaa-oooooo*
*Oooooooooooooo-waaiii-oooooo*
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee* (rat-tat-tata-smack!)
*CHOOOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOOOM- WAAAAAAAH - CHOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOOOM- WAAIIIII - CHOOOM*
(pwack-a-smacka)
*CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A*
Dweeee-da-dee-deee
*CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A* *CHOOOM-A*
Dweeee-da-dee-deee
*CHOOOM-CHOOOM* (smack!)
*CHOOOM-CHOOOM* (smack!)
*CHOOOM-CHOOOM* (smack!)
*CHOOM CHOOM CHOOM CHA-CHOOM CHA-CHOOM*
*Bwwweeeeeeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee*

"Sprawling on the fringes of the city,
In geometric order....."
2012-11-30 12:03:35 AM
1 votes:

xxmedium: PunkTiger: Apos: Otto's_Jacket: I dated a girl from Regina.



/it's true, but that sentence needs a punchline

Will a limerick suffice?



I dated a girl from Regina
She had a vivacious patina
If I had one complaint-
(and I'm showing restraint)
Twas her odd urge to scream "weena!" 

/Best I got. Sorry.

It's OK, but you have to remember that the "i" in Regina is pronounced "eye."

/confirmed it with a Canadian who lived there.

Oh come on. How can you possibly expect people to come up with a limerick when you pronounce it that way? Let's try and be realistic here.


Heh -


I dated a girl from Regina -
whose brains had long traveled to China.
I asked for some head,
she pointed and said,
you dumbass it's called a vagina!
2012-11-29 11:45:25 PM
1 votes:
boingboing.net

Wood Stove in a baller 1990 Volvo 240 station wagon
2012-11-29 11:37:52 PM
1 votes:

Apos: Otto's_Jacket: I dated a girl from Regina.



/it's true, but that sentence needs a punchline

Will a limerick suffice?



I dated a girl from Regina
She had a vivacious patina
If I had one complaint-
(and I'm showing restraint)
Twas her odd urge to scream "weena!" 

/Best I got. Sorry.


It's OK, but you have to remember that the "i" in Regina is pronounced "eye."

/confirmed it with a Canadian who lived there.
2012-11-29 11:33:40 PM
1 votes:
I'm sorry to interrupt but could you tell me how far is the old log inn?
2012-11-29 11:32:26 PM
1 votes:
I wonder how they'd react to the projected sharks swimming under the ice during playoff games at the HP Pavillion.
2012-11-29 11:29:31 PM
1 votes:

Otto's_Jacket: I dated a girl from Regina.



/it's true, but that sentence needs a punchline


Will a limerick suffice?



I dated a girl from Regina
She had a vivacious patina
If I had one complaint-
(and I'm showing restraint)
Twas her odd urge to scream "weena!"
 

/Best I got. Sorry.
2012-11-29 11:19:13 PM
1 votes:
did someone's bunnyhug catch on fire?
2012-11-29 11:17:24 PM
1 votes:
I should have made a left turn at Albuquerque.
2012-11-29 11:14:18 PM
1 votes:
Can't get TOO upset. At 55mph, night time, anything might happen.

/Just ask your mom
//BURN
///Like the logs. There, we just went full circle.
////Also like your MOM.
2012-11-29 09:32:19 PM
1 votes:
I dated a girl from Regina.



/it's true, but that sentence needs a punchline
 
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