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(Onion AV Club)   "There's an age group of people out there, though...When they find out I was Ricky in Better Off Dead, they look at me like I'm The Beatles...Nobody gives a damn that I was in Head Of The Class"   (avclub.com) divider line 100
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2012-11-29 08:18:49 PM
I care only enuogh to say that I don't care.
 
2012-11-29 08:23:51 PM
I'm sorry his mother blew up.
 
2012-11-29 08:24:04 PM
Can you say 'Ricky'? Ri. Cky.

/sorry that your mom's face blew up
 
2012-11-29 08:25:50 PM
There's also a group of people that know you as the statutory-raping predator kids' show producer from Nickelodeon.
 
2012-11-29 08:28:57 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: There's also a group of people that know you as the statutory-raping predator kids' show producer from Nickelodeon.


Unfamiliar with that. Did he put his testicles all over someone?
 
2012-11-29 08:35:10 PM

I_C_Weener: I'm sorry his mother blew up.


Fraunch Bread, Fraunch Fries, Fraunch Dressing...
 
2012-11-29 08:35:27 PM
Peru!
 
2012-11-29 08:35:30 PM

dahmers love zombie: AdolfOliverPanties: There's also a group of people that know you as the statutory-raping predator kids' show producer from Nickelodeon.

Unfamiliar with that. Did he put his testicles all over someone?


Link 

Lots of rumors about him, including he is the father of Jamie Lynn Spears's kid (preggers when she was 15 or 16.)
 
2012-11-29 08:38:41 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: There's also a group of people that know you as the statutory-raping predator kids' show producer from Nickelodeon.


He does speak the international language.of love.
 
2012-11-29 08:43:07 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: dahmers love zombie: AdolfOliverPanties: There's also a group of people that know you as the statutory-raping predator kids' show producer from Nickelodeon.

Unfamiliar with that. Did he put his testicles all over someone?

Link 

Lots of rumors about him, including he is the father of Jamie Lynn Spears's kid (preggers when she was 15 or 16.)


I think dahmers love zombie meant tentacles.
 
2012-11-29 08:51:58 PM
That's not true, I remember this from Head of the Class, and I want to punch him in the dick. So I care a little bit.
 
2012-11-29 09:12:40 PM
I don't no idea who this guy is but apparently he's large and in charge and I want to be the next Hilary Duff, so I'll be be busy practicing closing my eyes and thinking of England.
 
2012-11-29 09:13:23 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: dahmers love zombie: AdolfOliverPanties: There's also a group of people that know you as the statutory-raping predator kids' show producer from Nickelodeon.

Unfamiliar with that. Did he put his testicles all over someone?

Link 

Lots of rumors about him, including he is the father of Jamie Lynn Spears's kid (preggers when she was 15 or 16.)


So in other words, you're talking out your ass.
 
2012-11-29 09:19:26 PM
This guys neighborstill owes me two dollars...cash.
 
2012-11-29 09:42:11 PM
I am willing to bet that more people remember him from the 1980s than remember me from the 1980s.

But it's a close call.
 
2012-11-29 10:04:52 PM
He's been closer to Khrystyne Haje than I'll ever be legally able to be:

www.mainstreetmallonline.com

He's alright in my book.
 
2012-11-29 10:11:14 PM
He still wants his two dollars.

/not him?
 
2012-11-29 10:18:11 PM
Okay, skeevy guy, let's keep those hands visible.

media.avclub.com
 
2012-11-29 10:18:26 PM
butthorn.files.wordpress.com

It's got raisins in it.

You LIKE raisins.
 
2012-11-29 10:29:48 PM
Did he end up going out with Beth?
 
2012-11-29 10:33:30 PM

dahmers love zombie: AdolfOliverPanties: There's also a group of people that know you as the statutory-raping predator kids' show producer from Nickelodeon.

Unfamiliar with that. Did he put his testicles all over someone?


You know...like the octopus.....testicles.....
 
2012-11-29 10:59:38 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Okay, skeevy guy, let's keep those hands visible.

[media.avclub.com image 627x352]


THAT needs a brazzers logo
 
2012-11-29 11:49:55 PM

Krieghund: AdolfOliverPanties: dahmers love zombie: AdolfOliverPanties: There's also a group of people that know you as the statutory-raping predator kids' show producer from Nickelodeon.

Unfamiliar with that. Did he put his testicles all over someone?

Link 

Lots of rumors about him, including he is the father of Jamie Lynn Spears's kid (preggers when she was 15 or 16.)

So in other words, you're talking out your ass.


White knight for him all you want, but unless you are an underaged girl on a TV show, he's not going to sleep with you.
 
2012-11-30 12:12:18 AM

One Bad Apple: Lionel Mandrake: Okay, skeevy guy, let's keep those hands visible.

[media.avclub.com image 627x352]

THAT needs a brazzers logo


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-30 12:37:44 AM
Is it me, or does he look like Johnathan Ross has been eating his comics collection?
 
2012-11-30 12:47:24 AM
Looks like a pedo
 
2012-11-30 12:51:28 AM
I want my two dollars.
 
2012-11-30 12:58:40 AM
 
2012-11-30 12:58:53 AM
*brandishes ski pole, gives nerdy-feral yell, charges into a snow bank*
 
2012-11-30 01:01:05 AM
He got to touch Diane Franklin - so he is further along on my to-do list than I am.
 
2012-11-30 01:02:46 AM
Fronch fries

Fronch toast

And to drink ... Peru!
 
2012-11-30 01:03:41 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: There's also a group of people that know you as the statutory-raping predator kids' show producer from Nickelodeon.


Came in to say that.
 
2012-11-30 01:04:22 AM
the interviews are about the only articles from the AV Club I can make it through. and I couldn't make it through that one.
 
2012-11-30 01:04:22 AM
I remember you Dennis. But I was still more of a fan of Arvid.
 
2012-11-30 01:09:54 AM
There's still the ham in Dan.
 
2012-11-30 01:11:34 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Okay, skeevy guy, let's keep those hands visible.

[media.avclub.com image 627x352]


He kinda looks like Sam Gamgee
 
2012-11-30 01:11:53 AM

DjangoStonereaver: He's been closer to Khrystyne Haje than I'll ever be legally able to be:

[www.mainstreetmallonline.com image 436x600]

He's alright in my book.


Not so much in that picture, but she's always stuck me as bizarro Alanis Morissette.
 
2012-11-30 01:17:15 AM
Obnoxious popup: "DID YOU KNOW that an A.V. Club account is good for more than just commenting?"

Faaaaaark yooooouuuu.
 
2012-11-30 01:17:19 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: DjangoStonereaver: He's been closer to Khrystyne Haje than I'll ever be legally able to be:

[www.mainstreetmallonline.com image 436x600]

He's alright in my book.

Not so much in that picture, but she's always stuck me as bizarro Alanis Morissette.


I know what you mean.

I wonder how she aged.. Meh. Average

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 01:18:06 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: Obnoxious popup: "DID YOU KNOW that an A.V. Club account is good for more than just commenting?"

Faaaaaark yooooouuuu.


lol @ someone getting popups.
 
2012-11-30 01:19:16 AM

styckx: B.L.Z. Bub: Obnoxious popup: "DID YOU KNOW that an A.V. Club account is good for more than just commenting?"

Faaaaaark yooooouuuu.

lol @ someone getting popups.


Not a traditional popup that would normally be blocked, oh no. It's one of those "lightbox"-style popups that are part of the page rather than a separate window. And yes, I have AdBlock running.
 
2012-11-30 01:24:44 AM

styckx: Bonanza Jellybean: DjangoStonereaver: He's been closer to Khrystyne Haje than I'll ever be legally able to be:

[www.mainstreetmallonline.com image 436x600]

He's alright in my book.

Not so much in that picture, but she's always stuck me as bizarro Alanis Morissette.

I know what you mean.

I wonder how she aged.. Meh. Average

[i.imgur.com image 800x1201]


She's 43. I've seen a lot worse.
 
2012-11-30 01:25:55 AM
ftfa:
"What I love about kids TV is it's really the last bastion of television where everybody watches. You can't find a teenager who doesn't know Drake & Josh. You can't find someone in their 20s who hasn't heard of All That and Kenan & Kel. And you certainly can't find a kid today who hasn't heard of iCarly and Victorious. They all watch. I know when those kids grow up, in seven, eight, nine, 10 years when they're in college, that's going to be a common thing that they remember together."

sounds about right. I still can't drink an orange soda without Kel Mitchell flashing into my brain, and I'll be damned if half of my friends don't make the same joke
 
2012-11-30 01:35:56 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: styckx: B.L.Z. Bub: Obnoxious popup: "DID YOU KNOW that an A.V. Club account is good for more than just commenting?"

Faaaaaark yooooouuuu.

lol @ someone getting popups.

Not a traditional popup that would normally be blocked, oh no. It's one of those "lightbox"-style popups that are part of the page rather than a separate window. And yes, I have AdBlock running.


Oh those farking things.. Yes.. Yes.. They are the bane of my existence right now.. Everyone is started to use them to annoy.
 
2012-11-30 01:38:08 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Okay, skeevy guy, let's keep those hands visible.

[media.avclub.com image 627x352]


"Oh fark, he's right behind me, isn't he? I'm just gonna smile real hard and pretend I don't notice him. Happy thoughts! God, I rreeealllly hope that's a hot dog in his pocket."

Anyway, the idea of a Sam/Cat spinoff is, uh, intriguing. But it needs to be on Cinemax, if you know what I mean.

...

...I mean softcore porn.
 
2012-11-30 01:39:36 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: There's still the ham in Dan.


This part of my selfmess is made of bacon meats.
 
2012-11-30 02:06:30 AM

Lsherm: That's not true, I remember this from Head of the Class, and I want to punch him in the dick. So I care a little bit.


Whoa, flashback. I remember that. Hadn't thought about it in a minute, though. I used to watched Head of the Class religiously. Was it really that long ago?
 
2012-11-30 02:11:38 AM

styckx: Bonanza Jellybean: DjangoStonereaver: He's been closer to Khrystyne Haje than I'll ever be legally able to be:

[www.mainstreetmallonline.com image 436x600]

He's alright in my book.

Not so much in that picture, but she's always stuck me as bizarro Alanis Morissette.

I know what you mean.

I wonder how she aged.. Meh. Average

[i.imgur.com image 800x1201]

 
2012-11-30 02:12:55 AM
dammit, it threw away the image.

styckx - I totally disagree with you, dude. Simone's still got it.
 
2012-11-30 02:52:28 AM

Bubblegum Tate: sounds about right. I still can't drink an orange soda without Kel Mitchell flashing into my brain, and I'll be damned if half of my friends don't make the same joke


You meant "drank."

Who farking drinks orange soda? It's a vodka additive for poor college students.
 
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