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2012-11-30 09:57:45 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY


Count me in with the countless people agreeing with THIS. I think of Michael Jackson's father as Joseph Jackson. And Shoeless Joe is already dead. (Say it ain't so!) With those two down the tubes, we know who the real men are.
 
2012-11-30 10:06:58 AM
I got the right Joe Jackson, but I thought he was charged with paedophilia.
 
2012-11-30 10:13:48 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY


Me too. Now that I know it's the Jackson father,meh.
 
2012-11-30 10:20:42 AM
When you got no more assurance
Than a great big hunk of lead
If you don't respond to romance
Jack, you're dead...

When a chick is smilin' at you
Even though there's nothin' said
You stand there like a statue
Jack, you're dead...

You been always kickin'
But you stubbed your toes
When you ups and kicks the bucket
Just like ole man, Mose

When you get no kicks from lovin'
And you blow your top instead
It's a fact that you ain't livin'
Jack, you're dead...

When you just ain't got nobody
Since you gone and lost your head
Rigor mortise has set in, daddy
Jack, you're dead...

What's the use of havin' muscles
If your life hangs by a thread
If you ain't got no red corpuscles
Jack, you're dead...

You been always kickin'
But you stubbed your toes
When you ups and kicks the bucket
Just like ole man, Mose

When you get no kicks from lovin'
And the news begin to spread
All the cats will holler, "Murder"
Jack, you're dead...

All the breath has leaked out of you
If your friends gather round the bed
And look at you and say, "Don't he look natural?"
When that happens to you, daddy
Jack, you're dead.
 
2012-11-30 10:32:56 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY



Bathia_Mapes: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

Me too. That would have saddened me greatly.



same here. we've lost a lot of the great 'ol blues'ers in the last decade. hate to see them go.
 
2012-11-30 10:43:33 AM
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2012-11-30 11:28:13 AM
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got nutin...
 
2012-11-30 11:30:41 AM
Subby is an asshole... i thought he meant the joe jackson with talent.. not the negro...
 
2012-11-30 12:13:02 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY


Yeah, me, too.

One had a lot to do with exposing different types of music to the masses and put on great stage shows while the other beat his children.
 
2012-11-30 02:46:03 PM
I would have thought that "What's the use of getting sober?" would be one of Fark's theme songs.

cdandvinyl.co.uk
 
2012-11-30 03:27:53 PM
I stopped reading here:

Joe Jackson Suffers

and instantly went to my happy place. Does that make me a bad person?
 
2012-11-30 10:32:18 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY


I'm the Man
I'm the Man
I'm the Man
I'm the Man


/I must stop working so late on Fridays...
 
2012-12-01 09:05:22 AM

dittybopper: GibbyTheMole: "Body And Soul", "Big World", "Rain", and "I'm The Man" are a few faves, but any Joe Jackson album is a great one, IMO.

He covered the Anthrax tune?

/Best heavy metal version of "Hava Nagila" *EVAR*.


Actually, they covered him.

/Got the Time
 
2012-12-01 05:52:01 PM
Repeating what almost everyone else says.

Oh that guy, completely not what I was thinking.
 
2012-12-02 01:25:21 AM

TheMysticS: DiRF: Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

/terrorized his children; motivated only by money.
//tried advertising a new business deal at his son's funeral.

Well, you got me covered.

What horrible people the Jackson parents seem to be.


Let's hope he uses Michael's doctor.
 
2012-12-02 11:04:04 AM
who's joe jackson? I was born in 1983. should i know this?
 
2012-12-02 08:45:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6xqtVoD-R8 (one more time)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5r1ub00btE (sunday papers)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCdoEb6YA00 (is she really going out with him?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY45f-9wtXA (happy loving couples)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dv0poW-ic8 (look sharp!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deFb7nhISQI (baby stick around)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LWn_6QxsxE (look sharp!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfVRw2sYTng (fools in love)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP77zTLZl9Q (pretty girls)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTIPCc1nKYQ (got the time)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BKRqBsMs6Y (you got the fever)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n34s98WpwJg (it's different for girls)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJUHvQPFTI (steppin' out)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R89Pb6WgLo (breakin' us in two)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wl_SXYEkTk (you can't get what you want [til you know what you want])
 
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