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(TMZ)   Joe Jackson joins the cast of Diff'rent Strokes   (tmz.com) divider line 67
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2012-11-29 08:25:50 PM
I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY
 
2012-11-29 08:41:26 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY


Me too. That would have saddened me greatly.
 
2012-11-29 08:43:08 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

Me too. That would have saddened me greatly.


Thirded. I have the Look Sharp EP on vinyl.
 
2012-11-29 08:43:32 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Me too. That would have saddened me greatly.


My heart reacts faster than my brain, regrettably.
 
2012-11-29 08:44:28 PM

Earguy: Thirded. I have the Look Sharp EP on vinyl.


I was also wondering why there wasn't some form of headline involving "Is She Really Going Out with Him?" or something-or-other.

*shrugs*
 
2012-11-29 08:44:46 PM
"Say it ain't so, Joe!"

"Nnngggggllllaaaaaahhhhh."

"Close enough!"
 
2012-11-29 08:48:19 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY


Yep, my first thought was a sad thought.
 
2012-11-29 08:51:42 PM
 
2012-11-29 10:28:39 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

Me too. That would have saddened me greatly.


Meh. The Kurt Elling cover blows the original out of the water.
 
2012-11-29 10:57:01 PM
Steppin' Out is IMO, one of the Top 20 pop songs ever written. Every second of that song is pure win.
 
2012-11-30 12:47:05 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

 

img.photobucket.com

He's only joining The Strokes
 
2012-11-30 02:31:24 AM
Last year I suffered a Flu.
 
2012-11-30 02:55:47 AM
Are you really going out that way?

/got nuthing
 
2012-11-30 03:08:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AgnYVLJnMw

(sfw)
 
2012-11-30 03:13:54 AM
cdn.inquisitr.com

Does Joe Jackson HAVE to be in his videos?
 
2012-11-30 03:26:22 AM
This should make things easier for the Bike Shop owner.
 
2012-11-30 03:46:40 AM
Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

/terrorized his children; motivated only by money.
//tried advertising a new business deal at his son's funeral.
 
2012-11-30 03:47:47 AM
media.insidepulse.com
 
2012-11-30 05:28:08 AM

DiRF: Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

/terrorized his children; motivated only by money.
//tried advertising a new business deal at his son's funeral.


Well, you got me covered.

What horrible people the Jackson parents seem to be.
 
2012-11-30 05:30:27 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY


I was all set to blame it on his smoking. Guess I'll have to wait.
 
2012-11-30 05:44:25 AM
Bad Subby. Bad, bad Subby!

/yeah, I thought the other Joe Jackson, too.
 
2012-11-30 05:48:32 AM
Skateboards, he almost made them respectable
 
2012-11-30 06:02:22 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY



Agreed.
 
2012-11-30 06:10:16 AM
I like Tojo Jackson.
 
2012-11-30 06:23:43 AM

ybishop: [cdn.inquisitr.com image 539x311]

Does Joe Jackson HAVE to be in his videos?


Ah, back when Gallagher could be funny.

/also thought "Steppin' Out" Joe Jackson
//thanks for the scare, subby
 
2012-11-30 06:39:01 AM
Be clearer next time.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 06:57:50 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY


This!!!!!
 
2012-11-30 07:18:56 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY


Word. I went from, "Oh sh*t, NO!" to "Who gives a sh*t?" in 0.2 seconds.
 
2012-11-30 07:34:48 AM
Earguy

Thirded. I have the Look Sharp EP on vinyl.

Do you have the 10" with the Look Sharp flair pin?
 
2012-11-30 07:48:23 AM
I figure this is mostly men confusing their Joe Jacksons. It's different for girls.
 
2012-11-30 07:48:54 AM

The Muthaship: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

Word. I went from, "Oh sh*t, NO!" to "Who gives a sh*t?" in 0.2 seconds.


Careful planning of my "Is She Really Going NNNNggghhh With Him?" comment aside, I agree wholeheartedly with the above posts.
 
2012-11-30 07:49:40 AM
Look Sharp is probably the single greatest "fark you ex-girlfriend" album ever made. Love it.

Also, have a soft spot for Big World.
 
2012-11-30 07:58:09 AM
there's always something breaking him in two.
 
2012-11-30 08:00:37 AM
That's one F'd up family you spawned and terrorized there, you twisted old freak.

Every last member of that family is a certified whackjob.

Say GGAAAANNNNNNFFFFF to wife & freaks for me.

/Tito, get me a tissue
 
2012-11-30 08:05:24 AM

Anderson's Pooper: The Muthaship: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

Word. I went from, "Oh sh*t, NO!" to "Who gives a sh*t?" in 0.2 seconds.

Careful planning of my "Is She Really Going NNNNggghhh With Him?" comment aside, I agree wholeheartedly with the above posts.


His 'Heaven and Hell' record about the 7 deadly sins is excellent. My cheesy cover band plays 'Is she really goin' out with him' and it's one of our audience favorites. CSB?
 
2012-11-30 08:15:41 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]

"I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY"


Joe Jackson's one of my musical heroes. The guy really knows his stuff. I have all of his albums, and anytime he releases something, I run out & buy it without previewing it. Not many artists I do that with.

"Body And Soul", "Big World", "Rain", and "I'm The Man" are a few faves, but any Joe Jackson album is a great one, IMO.
 
2012-11-30 08:20:08 AM
blog.rhapsody.com
 
2012-11-30 08:34:11 AM

GibbyTheMole: "Body And Soul", "Big World", "Rain", and "I'm The Man" are a few faves, but any Joe Jackson album is a great one, IMO.


He covered the Anthrax tune?

/Best heavy metal version of "Hava Nagila" *EVAR*.
 
2012-11-30 08:34:15 AM
Older women out walkin' with a limp down my street
From my window I'm starin' while my speech gets slurred
Look over there
(Where?)
There!
There's a motor skill that I used to have
They say with rehab I'll get better or somethin', so I'm told

Is he really stroking out this time?
Is he really gonna have to relearn how to speak?
Is he really stroking out this time?
Cause if my eyes don't decieve me his left side don't wanna move any more 
 
2012-11-30 08:36:28 AM
+1, Subby!

/Knew it wasn't the "other" Joe Jackson
//Because I don't get my news exclusively from FARK
///Slashies!
 
2012-11-30 08:37:01 AM
The Other Joe Jackson was my second thought, I thought Subby w was making a very special episode with Gordon Jump reference.
 
2012-11-30 08:52:05 AM

shabu: Older women out walkin' with a limp down my street
From my window I'm starin' while my speech gets slurred
Look over there
(Where?)
There!
There's a motor skill that I used to have
They say with rehab I'll get better or somethin', so I'm told

Is he really stroking out this time?
Is he really gonna have to relearn how to speak?
Is he really stroking out this time?
Cause if my eyes don't decieve me his left side don't wanna move any more



Awesome
 
2012-11-30 09:04:52 AM
I don't have time now to click on the clink. I'll read it in the Sunday papers.
 
2012-11-30 09:05:07 AM
Everything gives you strokes
There is no cure
It's not hoax
Everything gives you strokes
 
2012-11-30 09:12:56 AM
I discovered this a few days ago on a mix from slicingupeyeballs.com. It's more striking as audio, rather than video. None the less:
Link
 
2012-11-30 09:20:44 AM
www.examiner.com
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
'Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
So baby we should get along fine
So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing
Can't you see me smile

I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the- AAAACK!!!
*thud*
 
2012-11-30 09:22:47 AM
i132.photobucket.com

I for one am incredibly glad that he didn't just... y'know... step out.
 
2012-11-30 09:22:49 AM

mekkab: [blog.rhapsody.com image 500x500]


So Shoeless Joe Jackson finally got some shoes. Good for him.
 
2012-11-30 09:33:37 AM
He'll be beating Michael again in Heaven soon.
 
2012-11-30 09:49:55 AM

shabu: Older women out walkin' with a limp down my street
From my window I'm starin' while my speech gets slurred
Look over there
(Where?)
There!
There's a motor skill that I used to have
They say with rehab I'll get better or somethin', so I'm told

Is he really stroking out this time?
Is he really gonna have to relearn how to speak?
Is he really stroking out this time?
Cause if my eyes don't decieve me his left side don't wanna move any more


Oh man my coffee. That's as awesome as awesome can be.
 
2012-11-30 09:57:45 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY


Count me in with the countless people agreeing with THIS. I think of Michael Jackson's father as Joseph Jackson. And Shoeless Joe is already dead. (Say it ain't so!) With those two down the tubes, we know who the real men are.
 
2012-11-30 10:06:58 AM
I got the right Joe Jackson, but I thought he was charged with paedophilia.
 
2012-11-30 10:13:48 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY


Me too. Now that I know it's the Jackson father,meh.
 
2012-11-30 10:20:42 AM
When you got no more assurance
Than a great big hunk of lead
If you don't respond to romance
Jack, you're dead...

When a chick is smilin' at you
Even though there's nothin' said
You stand there like a statue
Jack, you're dead...

You been always kickin'
But you stubbed your toes
When you ups and kicks the bucket
Just like ole man, Mose

When you get no kicks from lovin'
And you blow your top instead
It's a fact that you ain't livin'
Jack, you're dead...

When you just ain't got nobody
Since you gone and lost your head
Rigor mortise has set in, daddy
Jack, you're dead...

What's the use of havin' muscles
If your life hangs by a thread
If you ain't got no red corpuscles
Jack, you're dead...

You been always kickin'
But you stubbed your toes
When you ups and kicks the bucket
Just like ole man, Mose

When you get no kicks from lovin'
And the news begin to spread
All the cats will holler, "Murder"
Jack, you're dead...

All the breath has leaked out of you
If your friends gather round the bed
And look at you and say, "Don't he look natural?"
When that happens to you, daddy
Jack, you're dead.
 
2012-11-30 10:32:56 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY



Bathia_Mapes: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

Me too. That would have saddened me greatly.



same here. we've lost a lot of the great 'ol blues'ers in the last decade. hate to see them go.
 
2012-11-30 10:43:33 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-30 11:28:13 AM
i.ytimg.com

got nutin...
 
2012-11-30 11:30:41 AM
Subby is an asshole... i thought he meant the joe jackson with talent.. not the negro...
 
2012-11-30 12:13:02 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY


Yeah, me, too.

One had a lot to do with exposing different types of music to the masses and put on great stage shows while the other beat his children.
 
2012-11-30 02:46:03 PM
I would have thought that "What's the use of getting sober?" would be one of Fark's theme songs.

cdandvinyl.co.uk
 
2012-11-30 03:27:53 PM
I stopped reading here:

Joe Jackson Suffers

and instantly went to my happy place. Does that make me a bad person?
 
2012-11-30 10:32:18 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY


I'm the Man
I'm the Man
I'm the Man
I'm the Man


/I must stop working so late on Fridays...
 
2012-12-01 09:05:22 AM

dittybopper: GibbyTheMole: "Body And Soul", "Big World", "Rain", and "I'm The Man" are a few faves, but any Joe Jackson album is a great one, IMO.

He covered the Anthrax tune?

/Best heavy metal version of "Hava Nagila" *EVAR*.


Actually, they covered him.

/Got the Time
 
2012-12-01 05:52:01 PM
Repeating what almost everyone else says.

Oh that guy, completely not what I was thinking.
 
2012-12-02 01:25:21 AM

TheMysticS: DiRF: Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

/terrorized his children; motivated only by money.
//tried advertising a new business deal at his son's funeral.

Well, you got me covered.

What horrible people the Jackson parents seem to be.


Let's hope he uses Michael's doctor.
 
2012-12-02 11:04:04 AM
who's joe jackson? I was born in 1983. should i know this?
 
2012-12-02 08:45:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6xqtVoD-R8 (one more time)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5r1ub00btE (sunday papers)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCdoEb6YA00 (is she really going out with him?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY45f-9wtXA (happy loving couples)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dv0poW-ic8 (look sharp!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deFb7nhISQI (baby stick around)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LWn_6QxsxE (look sharp!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfVRw2sYTng (fools in love)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP77zTLZl9Q (pretty girls)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTIPCc1nKYQ (got the time)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BKRqBsMs6Y (you got the fever)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n34s98WpwJg (it's different for girls)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJUHvQPFTI (steppin' out)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R89Pb6WgLo (breakin' us in two)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wl_SXYEkTk (you can't get what you want [til you know what you want])
 
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