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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-11-29 08:25:50 PM

I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

Bathia_Mapes		2012-11-29 08:41:26 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

Me too. That would have saddened me greatly.

Earguy		2012-11-29 08:43:08 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

Me too. That would have saddened me greatly.

Thirded. I have the Look Sharp EP on vinyl.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-11-29 08:43:32 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Me too. That would have saddened me greatly.

My heart reacts faster than my brain, regrettably.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-11-29 08:44:28 PM

Earguy: Thirded. I have the Look Sharp EP on vinyl.

I was also wondering why there wasn't some form of headline involving "Is She Really Going Out with Him?" or something-or-other.

*shrugs*

BKITU		2012-11-29 08:44:46 PM

"Say it ain't so, Joe!"

"Nnngggggllllaaaaaahhhhh."

"Close enough!"

basemetal		2012-11-29 08:48:19 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

Yep, my first thought was a sad thought.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-11-29 08:51:42 PM

basemetal: Yep, my first thought was a sad thought.

Tell me about it.

Immediately, I had the "Steppin' Out" video playing like the sentimentalist goober I am.

dj_bigbird		2012-11-29 10:28:39 PM

Coco LaFemme		2012-11-29 10:57:01 PM

Steppin' Out is IMO, one of the Top 20 pop songs ever written. Every second of that song is pure win.

DanZero		2012-11-30 12:47:05 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

img.photobucket.com

He's only joining The Strokes

log_jammin		2012-11-30 02:31:24 AM

Last year I suffered a Flu.

Dr.Zom		2012-11-30 02:55:47 AM

Are you really going out that way?

/got nuthing

Pandora's Litterbox		2012-11-30 03:08:25 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AgnYVLJnMw

(sfw)

ybishop		2012-11-30 03:13:54 AM

Does Joe Jackson HAVE to be in his videos?

srhp29		2012-11-30 03:26:22 AM

This should make things easier for the Bike Shop owner.

DiRF		2012-11-30 03:46:40 AM

Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

/terrorized his children; motivated only by money.
//tried advertising a new business deal at his son's funeral.

robohobo		2012-11-30 03:47:47 AM

TheMysticS		2012-11-30 05:28:08 AM

DiRF: Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

/terrorized his children; motivated only by money.
//tried advertising a new business deal at his son's funeral.

Well, you got me covered.

What horrible people the Jackson parents seem to be.

CarnySaur		2012-11-30 05:30:27 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

I was all set to blame it on his smoking. Guess I'll have to wait.

scamp-dun-emer		2012-11-30 05:44:25 AM

Bad Subby. Bad, bad Subby!

/yeah, I thought the other Joe Jackson, too.

Dead for Tax Reasons		2012-11-30 05:48:32 AM

Skateboards, he almost made them respectable

Devolving_Spud		2012-11-30 06:02:22 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

Agreed.

BalugaJoe		2012-11-30 06:10:16 AM

I like Tojo Jackson.

Marisyana		2012-11-30 06:23:43 AM

ybishop: [cdn.inquisitr.com image 539x311]

Does Joe Jackson HAVE to be in his videos?

Ah, back when Gallagher could be funny.

/also thought "Steppin' Out" Joe Jackson
//thanks for the scare, subby

Wellon Dowd		2012-11-30 06:39:01 AM

Be clearer next time.

i.imgur.com

Rann Xerox		2012-11-30 06:57:50 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

This!!!!!

The Muthaship		2012-11-30 07:18:56 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

Word. I went from, "Oh sh*t, NO!" to "Who gives a sh*t?" in 0.2 seconds.

Dear Jerk		2012-11-30 07:34:48 AM

Earguy

Thirded. I have the Look Sharp EP on vinyl.

Do you have the 10" with the Look Sharp flair pin?

EyeballKid		2012-11-30 07:48:23 AM

I figure this is mostly men confusing their Joe Jacksons. It's different for girls.

Anderson's Pooper		2012-11-30 07:48:54 AM

The Muthaship: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

Word. I went from, "Oh sh*t, NO!" to "Who gives a sh*t?" in 0.2 seconds.

Careful planning of my "Is She Really Going NNNNggghhh With Him?" comment aside, I agree wholeheartedly with the above posts.

Close2TheEdge		2012-11-30 07:49:40 AM

Look Sharp is probably the single greatest "fark you ex-girlfriend" album ever made. Love it.

Also, have a soft spot for Big World.

FlashHarry		2012-11-30 07:58:09 AM

there's always something breaking him in two.

LittleSmitty		2012-11-30 08:00:37 AM

That's one F'd up family you spawned and terrorized there, you twisted old freak.

Every last member of that family is a certified whackjob.

Say GGAAAANNNNNNFFFFF to wife & freaks for me.

/Tito, get me a tissue

stupiddream		2012-11-30 08:05:24 AM

Anderson's Pooper: The Muthaship: I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY

Word. I went from, "Oh sh*t, NO!" to "Who gives a sh*t?" in 0.2 seconds.

Careful planning of my "Is She Really Going NNNNggghhh With Him?" comment aside, I agree wholeheartedly with the above posts.

His 'Heaven and Hell' record about the 7 deadly sins is excellent. My cheesy cover band plays 'Is she really goin' out with him' and it's one of our audience favorites. CSB?

GibbyTheMole		2012-11-30 08:15:41 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]

"I was deathly afraid that we were talking about "Steppin' Out" singer Joe Jackson.

DON'T EVER DO THAT, SUBBY"

Joe Jackson's one of my musical heroes. The guy really knows his stuff. I have all of his albums, and anytime he releases something, I run out & buy it without previewing it. Not many artists I do that with.

"Body And Soul", "Big World", "Rain", and "I'm The Man" are a few faves, but any Joe Jackson album is a great one, IMO.

mekkab		2012-11-30 08:20:08 AM

dittybopper		2012-11-30 08:34:11 AM

GibbyTheMole: "Body And Soul", "Big World", "Rain", and "I'm The Man" are a few faves, but any Joe Jackson album is a great one, IMO.

He covered the Anthrax tune?

/Best heavy metal version of "Hava Nagila" *EVAR*.

shabu		2012-11-30 08:34:15 AM

Older women out walkin' with a limp down my street
From my window I'm starin' while my speech gets slurred
Look over there
(Where?)
There!
There's a motor skill that I used to have
They say with rehab I'll get better or somethin', so I'm told

Is he really stroking out this time?
Is he really gonna have to relearn how to speak?
Is he really stroking out this time?
Cause if my eyes don't decieve me his left side don't wanna move any more

Spanky McStupid		2012-11-30 08:36:28 AM

+1, Subby!

/Knew it wasn't the "other" Joe Jackson
//Because I don't get my news exclusively from FARK
///Slashies!

Hillbilly Jim		2012-11-30 08:37:01 AM

The Other Joe Jackson was my second thought, I thought Subby w was making a very special episode with Gordon Jump reference.

Psycoholic_Slag		2012-11-30 08:52:05 AM

shabu: Older women out walkin' with a limp down my street
From my window I'm starin' while my speech gets slurred
Look over there
(Where?)
There!
There's a motor skill that I used to have
They say with rehab I'll get better or somethin', so I'm told

Is he really stroking out this time?
Is he really gonna have to relearn how to speak?
Is he really stroking out this time?
Cause if my eyes don't decieve me his left side don't wanna move any more

Awesome

Wellon Dowd		2012-11-30 09:04:52 AM

I don't have time now to click on the clink. I'll read it in the Sunday papers.

Gunny Highway		2012-11-30 09:05:07 AM

Everything gives you strokes
There is no cure
It's not hoax
Everything gives you strokes

Dear Jerk		2012-11-30 09:12:56 AM

I discovered this a few days ago on a mix from slicingupeyeballs.com. It's more striking as audio, rather than video. None the less:
Link

oldfarthenry		2012-11-30 09:20:44 AM

♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
'Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
So baby we should get along fine
So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing
Can't you see me smile

I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the- AAAACK!!!
*thud*