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(Inquisitr)   People like goofy novelty songs. You can't explain that   (inquisitr.com) divider line 83
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2012-11-30 08:22:28 AM  
I wrote one.
Got it on Dr. Demento.
Now I've got an entire album.

Condome machine Blues.
Crusty Panties.
Crunchy Girl.

Those are most requested at parties I play at.
 
2012-11-30 08:23:51 AM  
I still have not seen that video, even though I've heard about it 400 million times.
Damnit. I'm slipping.

...Is it worth watching?
 
2012-11-30 08:31:06 AM  
I still want a hula hoop.
 
2012-11-30 08:32:30 AM  
"So it means nothing, but it's got a nice upbeat to it but you can do the pony and ride around," O'Reilly said.

To be fair, this is neither inaccurate nor particularly insulting. Yes, it's more intelligible if you (or someone who can translate for you) knows Korean, but being intelligible does not really make it any more meaningful. Being random bullshiat is half of what makes it a parody/satirical song.
 
2012-11-30 08:38:44 AM  

Ed Willy: 1996 - Macrena . Democratic incumbent re-elected

2012 - Gangnum Style - Democratic incumbent elected

Mr. O'Reilly subconsciously realizes silly novelty dances from foreign nations mean Democratic victory


And in 1944 when FDR was relected. This song was popular. Link
 
2012-11-30 08:56:08 AM  

EchoMike: Did you ever hear of a wish sandwich?
Well, that's the kind of a sandwich that you supposed to take two pieces of bread and *wish* you had some meat.
Doo doo boooh...

cow cow lubba 'n a-blubba lubba
hell ride hibbin' and a-zippa dippa
how luva mail take a-lubba hubba
hey ride wanna tak' a-recca brecca
ho' low mail take a-lubba hubba
hey ride wanna 'n suppa suppa
ho' low a mail take a-lubba hubba
hey ride a hippin' and a-hubbin' no
hi-low 'n sum a-chicka whaa

The other day, I ate a ricochet biscuit.
Well, it's the kind of biscuit that's supposed to bounce off the wall back in your mouth.
If it don't bounce back, -- shh-mmhh-mmhh -- ...you go hungry.
Doo doo bouuh...


The other day, I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meeting bun.
 
2012-11-30 09:08:56 AM  
Could one man be any older and whiter? Jesus christ.
 
2012-11-30 09:25:51 AM  

YodaTuna: Could one man be any older and whiter? Jesus christ.


Possibly. American "Know Nothings" from the 19th cent. would consider him questionably white, 'cause he's a Papist and of Irish ancestry...
 
2012-11-30 09:43:00 AM  
Someone needs to tell that Ablow fark that there is a difference between him not understanding the words of the song and the song having no intelligible words.

He's being pretty racist without even realizing it.
 
2012-11-30 09:48:06 AM  

rocky_howard: Neums: rocky_howard: I know, which is why I said "In the remake".

You're not grasping what I said. It was the Russians and Cuba in the original. The remake was filmed with the bad guys as Chinese, but digitally changed to Koreans.

Now you're being obtuse. I know it was originally the Chinese and was changed in post. Guess what? The movie in the Theaters/DVD/BluRay has the North Koreans.

So, thanks for sharing that factoid, but it has zero relevance to that part of my original post ("There's a movie with North Koreans as the baddies.")


Actually, I stand by what I was getting at earlier. You were making it sound like it was always this grand thing that we were slamming on the North Koreans and that it was always going to be the intent that they were meant to be the baddies, when it was just "Oh, hey, this is the only country full of Asians we don't have to worry about pissing off because they already hate us."
 
2012-11-30 10:19:44 AM  

Neums: Actually, I stand by what I was getting at earlier. You were making it sound like it was always this grand thing that we were slamming on the North Koreans and that it was always going to be the intent that they were meant to be the baddies, when it was just "Oh, hey, this is the only country full of Asians we don't have to worry about pissing off because they already hate us."


Okay, stand behind it all you want, obtuse guy.

And who said that?

I'm talking about O'Reilly. Not "we".
 
2012-11-30 10:20:06 AM  
cdn.inquisitr.com

Is that "Joe the Plumber" (AKA, the guy who isn't actually named Joe or a plumber by trade)?
 
2012-11-30 10:45:42 AM  
The Clovers do a pretty good one. Here it is NSFW NSFW NSFW
 
2012-11-30 10:48:39 AM  

cman: Krymson Tyde: Nerd Herder is good at that.

God damn it, man; I have had the image of the beauty Yvonne Strahovski in my head all day. I have been trying to get it out. fark you



Why?
 
2012-11-30 11:18:52 AM  
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring Link
Operator get me Bejing,jing,jing
 
2012-11-30 12:06:02 PM  

thesharkman: And in 1944 when FDR was relected. This song was popular. Link


This is my preferred version of that.
 
2012-11-30 12:23:39 PM  
Wait'll ORLY finds out Weird Al has made a career out of goofy novelty songs
 
2012-11-30 12:48:13 PM  
i9.glitter-graphics.org
 
2012-11-30 01:04:06 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: It takes about 2 seconds to Google search Psy to find out where he is from.
/Pretty sure Bill O knows this and wants to dumb it down for his FoxNews fans


Whoa. I didn't know he was actually from Gangnam.
 
2012-11-30 02:13:19 PM  
 
2012-11-30 03:18:09 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: Wait'll ORLY finds out Weird Al has made a career out of goofy novelty songs


And is wealthier and better known, and respected, as well.
 
2012-11-30 04:21:19 PM  

vudukungfu: I wrote one.
Got it on Dr. Demento.
Now I've got an entire album.

Condome machine Blues.
Crusty Panties.
Crunchy Girl.

Those are most requested at parties I play at.


No way! You're Little Jimmy Melonballer??
 
2012-11-30 04:59:52 PM  
Kids these days! Why, in my day we had REAL songs:

----------
Down in the meadow in a little bitty pool
Swam three little fishies and a mama fishie too
"Swim" said the mama fishie, "Swim if you can"
And they swam and they swam all over the dam
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
And they swam and they swam all over the dam

"Stop" said the mama fishie, "or you will get lost"
The three little fishies didn't wanna be bossed
The three little fishies went off on a spree
And they swam and they swam right out to the sea
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
And they swam and they swam right out to the sea

"Whee!" yelled the little fishies, "Here's a lot of fun
We'll swim in the sea till the day is done"
They swam and they swam, and it was a lark
Till all of a sudden they saw a shark!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Till all of a sudden they saw a shark!

"Help!" cried the little fishies, "Gee! look at all the whales!"
And quick as they could, they turned on their tails
And back to the pool in the meadow they swam
And they swam and they swam back over the dam
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
And they swam and they swam back over the dam
-----------------

Mairzy Doats
Wooden shoe?

-----------------

//More like my Mom's day
 
2012-11-30 07:21:47 PM  
I remember some novelty song that featured some weird guy named Eugene, and it was a disco song. Sometime around 1980, plus or minus a year or two. But I don't know what it was, where to find it.

Some lyrics "got better things to do, tonight" don't remember any other lyrics. But yeah, it was funny...
 
2012-11-30 07:23:24 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: I remember some novelty song that featured some weird guy named Eugene, and it was a disco song. Sometime around 1980, plus or minus a year or two. But I don't know what it was, where to find it.

Some lyrics "got better things to do, tonight" don't remember any other lyrics. But yeah, it was funny...


Oh never mind, I just now found it. Link
 
2012-11-30 08:47:46 PM  

netringer: Three little fishies
Mairzy Doats


You're my new favorite Farker. :)

Here's one more:

Hut-sut Song
 
2012-11-30 11:30:53 PM  

Miss Stein:

No way! You're Little Jimmy Melonballer??



Yes.
*sigh*
 
2012-12-01 02:19:22 AM  
Barnacle Bill the Sailor inconsolable
 
2012-12-01 03:35:46 AM  
Some folks love to watch Bill O'Reilly. His show is considered a hit. His skull might be full of gray matter, but I think it's filled with Shaving Cream.

/Be nice and clean.
 
2012-12-01 12:24:52 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: I was hanging around the local computer store the other day (mine broke over the weekend and I was looking at possible replacements), when Gangnam Style came on the largest TV in the home theatre section. Every single person in the store stopped what they were doing to dance along. It was great annoying.

 
2012-12-01 08:27:42 PM  
I hate Gangnam style, but only because it's over played and lauded as fantastic and everyone seems to have their mind made up about how I should feel about it when I haven't even heard it yet.
 
2012-12-02 03:36:03 PM  
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2012-12-02 07:16:07 PM  
People like goofy novelty songs

What's wrong with that? I'd like to know.
 
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