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(Inquisitr)   People like goofy novelty songs. You can't explain that   (inquisitr.com) divider line 83
    More: Asinine, Bill O'Reilly, novelty song, Dr. Keith Ablow, Pyongyang, obesities  
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2012-11-29 08:28:39 PM
Nerd Herder is good at that.
 
2012-11-29 08:32:46 PM
Stay relevant, Ponyboy.
 
2012-11-29 08:57:56 PM

Krymson Tyde: Nerd Herder is good at that.


God damn it, man; I have had the image of the beauty Yvonne Strahovski in my head all day. I have been trying to get it out. fark you
 
2012-11-29 11:07:30 PM
It displaced Bieber as the top watched Youtube video. That's good enough for me
 
2012-11-29 11:45:54 PM
It's catchy, but it's no Masochism Tango
 
2012-11-29 11:47:14 PM
i got a one eyed one horn flying purple people eater in my pants

it's not really purple. usually.
 
2012-11-29 11:48:16 PM
Yes yes, Papa Bear is old. Didn't we do this thread already?
 
2012-11-29 11:48:31 PM
O'Reilly is too thick-headed to understand many things, including satire.

You can't explain that.
 
2012-11-29 11:53:25 PM
It takes about 2 seconds to Google search Psy to find out where he is from.
/Pretty sure Bill O knows this and wants to dumb it down for his FoxNews fans
 
2012-11-29 11:55:27 PM
Big dum-dum, dead Irving, the 142nd fastest gun (BANG!) in the West.
 
2012-11-29 11:57:40 PM
well, that's a load of.....
Shaving cream, be nice and clean,
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
 
2012-11-30 12:00:32 AM
huntersinsight.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-30 12:06:43 AM
Papapapapapa ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow !
 
2012-11-30 12:16:09 AM
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
 
2012-11-30 12:25:57 AM
Sounds like Bill ate too many fish heads.

/Roly-Poly fish heads
 
2012-11-30 12:30:59 AM
I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Christmas is all around me
Or so the feeling grows
 
2012-11-30 12:32:26 AM
Did you ever hear of a wish sandwich?
Well, that's the kind of a sandwich that you supposed to take two pieces of bread and *wish* you had some meat.
Doo doo boooh...

cow cow lubba 'n a-blubba lubba
hell ride hibbin' and a-zippa dippa
how luva mail take a-lubba hubba
hey ride wanna tak' a-recca brecca
ho' low mail take a-lubba hubba
hey ride wanna 'n suppa suppa
ho' low a mail take a-lubba hubba
hey ride a hippin' and a-hubbin' no
hi-low 'n sum a-chicka whaa

The other day, I ate a ricochet biscuit.
Well, it's the kind of biscuit that's supposed to bounce off the wall back in your mouth.
If it don't bounce back, -- shh-mmhh-mmhh -- ...you go hungry.
Doo doo bouuh...
 
2012-11-30 12:37:30 AM
O'Reilly devoted an entire segment of O'Reilly Factor to his confusion over the success of "Gangnam Style."

So you're saying he can't explain that?
 
kab
2012-11-30 12:42:06 AM
The general public has awful taste in music.

See? I can explain that.
 
2012-11-30 12:45:52 AM

Shadowtag: Yes yes, Papa Bear is old. Didn't we do this thread already?

 
2012-11-30 12:48:18 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: It takes about 2 seconds to Google search Psy to find out where he is from.
/Pretty sure Bill O knows this and wants to dumb it down for his FoxNews fans


No. Not even that. He's intentionally trying to create a controversy. Pyongyang is the North Korean capital.
Guess which country is a communist state with (until recently) a ruthless dictator as their leader?
Guess which country is the threat in the latest 80s/Reagan era remake for conservatives?
Guess which country routinely does (useless) missile tests and (idiotic) saber rattling?

Yup, North Korean.

And he's trying to frame the narrative that these pinko slanted eyed commies are trying to seduce America's youth with meaningless song that act like drugs.

You don't know the depths to which the O'Reilly/Fox compound is capable of submerging itself.
 
2012-11-30 01:00:24 AM
Have you heard that the bird is the word?
 
2012-11-30 01:01:45 AM
Wait till he hears about the mighty convoy.
 
2012-11-30 01:13:06 AM
1996 - Macrena . Democratic incumbent re-elected

2012 - Gangnum Style - Democratic incumbent elected

Mr. O'Reilly subconsciously realizes silly novelty dances from foreign nations mean Democratic victory
 
2012-11-30 01:15:13 AM
Well, I went for a drive in my pickup truck.
I picked up my girl, 'cause I wanted to
Show her my gloves, 'cause she had on her mitts,
And I blushed brightly when she showed me her
Perfume that she buys whenever Avon calls,
So I took off my pants, and I showed her my
Polka-dot undies!
My polka-dot undies!

Yeah, my polka-dot undies from Miracle Mart.
I said, "Look, be careful, I think I'm gonna
Turn a sharp corner, and go up on the grass."
She leaned out the window, and I thought I saw her
Pointing to something that flashed by real quick.
She said, "Hey, look at that! It looks just like your
Polka-dot undies!"
Polka-dot undies!

Link
 
2012-11-30 01:17:48 AM
Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go!
 
2012-11-30 01:33:22 AM
CSB:

I was hanging around the local computer store the other day (mine broke over the weekend and I was looking at possible replacements), when Gangnam Style came on the largest TV in the home theatre section. Every single person in the store stopped what they were doing to dance along. It was great.

/Domo arigato, Mr Fox Bot-o.
 
2012-11-30 01:35:28 AM
The article was saying that the Eskimos will eat the fat from the whales. Do you know what that's called?

BLUBBER. BLUBBER! That's what it's called. Blubber.

And the blubber can come from different kinds of whales, you know? Sometimes it comes from.. A BALUGA WHALE.
 
2012-11-30 01:55:34 AM
O'Reilly devoted an entire segment of O'Reilly Factor to his confusion over the success of "Gangnam Style."



That really breaks my heart... my achy-breaky heart.
 
2012-11-30 02:15:21 AM
Shaddap you face.
 
2012-11-30 02:22:15 AM

rocky_howard: Guess which country is the threat in the latest 80s/Reagan era remake for conservatives?


Actually, the country was originally China. But because the Chinese are our "friends" (i.e. we give them money, they give us stuff) and they'd already filmed with all these Asians, BAM! North Koreans.
 
2012-11-30 02:38:36 AM
 
2012-11-30 02:45:41 AM
It's shiat like this that makes O'reilly an unlikable dolt.
 
2012-11-30 02:47:52 AM

Neums: rocky_howard: Guess which country is the threat in the latest 80s/Reagan era remake for conservatives?

Actually, the country was originally China. But because the Chinese are our "friends" (i.e. we give them money, they give us stuff) and they'd already filmed with all these Asians, BAM! North Koreans.


I know, which is why I said "In the remake".
 
2012-11-30 02:55:05 AM

Fano: Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go!


A one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people-eater!
 
2012-11-30 03:15:03 AM
Ablow said the song is like a drug the public willingly consumes in order to numb itself because people don't want meaning.

"Music, the most popular music apparently is that without intelligible words, to an extent, that simply conveys you to a distant place beatwise, doesn't try to convince you of anything, doesn't try to raise your emotions, it just is sort of like a drug," Ablow said.


img502.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-30 03:17:32 AM
This pretty much sums up the GOP's problem.

An old white guy doesn't understand elements of a culture or generation other than his own NOR DOES HE CARE TO.

/sixty seconds on google
//have some iced tea
///with your falafel
 
2012-11-30 03:30:17 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Have you heard that the bird is the word?


I was under the impression that everyone was aware.
 
2012-11-30 03:39:17 AM

rocky_howard: I know, which is why I said "In the remake".


You're not grasping what I said. It was the Russians and Cuba in the original. The remake was filmed with the bad guys as Chinese, but digitally changed to Koreans.
 
2012-11-30 03:45:13 AM

Shadowtag: Papa Bear is old


Nina_Hartley's_Ass: old white guy


Age ain't nuthin' but a number. His mind is fark-young:

Bill's Favorite Music

Luther Vandross
..
The Beatles
Elvis Presley
Frank Sinatra
 
2012-11-30 04:08:34 AM

Neums: rocky_howard: I know, which is why I said "In the remake".

You're not grasping what I said. It was the Russians and Cuba in the original. The remake was filmed with the bad guys as Chinese, but digitally changed to Koreans.


Now you're being obtuse. I know it was originally the Chinese and was changed in post. Guess what? The movie in the Theaters/DVD/BluRay has the North Koreans.

So, thanks for sharing that factoid, but it has zero relevance to that part of my original post ("There's a movie with North Koreans as the baddies.")
 
2012-11-30 04:18:23 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-30 04:57:11 AM
Yep, Bill O'Reilly is a racist, what else is new?
 
2012-11-30 05:01:37 AM
Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs.
 
2012-11-30 05:02:21 AM
oi49.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-30 05:18:12 AM

Neums: digitally changed to Koreans.


The Year Without a Santa Claus
 
2012-11-30 05:31:14 AM
This is really yet another example of old white guys not being able to adapt to the fact that the universe doesn't revolved around white males anymore.
 
2012-11-30 06:30:05 AM

rynthetyn: This is really yet another example of old white guys not being able to adapt to the fact that the universe doesn't revolved around white males anymore.


Any more? Try ever did. And I say this as a white male. I also say this as a white male:

aliencyborgs.com 

I post this so damn much I should get a cut.
 
2012-11-30 08:00:52 AM
He needs a

Boot to the head


/tae Kwan leap
//first time using the hey fark app
 
2012-11-30 08:11:11 AM

Shadowtag: rynthetyn: This is really yet another example of old white guys not being able to adapt to the fact that the universe doesn't revolved around white males anymore.

Any more? Try ever did. And I say this as a white male. I also say this as a white male:

 

I post this so damn much I should get a cut.


That's all I've been listening to(iPod, iTunes) and have been watching on YouTube for the last two weeks. It was on repeat during Thanksgiving dinner. Just brilliant.
 
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