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2012-11-29 05:17:39 PM  
I would like to volunteer to assist her in her pre-fight regimen.
 
2012-11-29 05:18:25 PM  
Greatest self promoter in the sport.
 
2012-11-29 05:20:01 PM  

The Muthaship: Greatest self promoter in the sport.


She can be, she's hot and she's good.

Chael Sonnen is pretty good at talking...not so good at backing it up. Jones will kill him.
 
2012-11-29 05:20:11 PM  
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I'd totally let us wreck each other.
 
2012-11-29 05:24:20 PM  

slayer199: not so good at backing it up


He gave "The Greatest" the only real challenges he's had. He wins the first fight if not for being a one gear guy. He was winning before getting caught in the 2nd one. He doesn't win them all, but my hat is off to the guy. I bet Jones isn't thrilled about fighting him. But, I agree that Jones should win. Doesn't Sonnen have to move up to fight him?
 
2012-11-29 05:46:07 PM  
Hot UFC fighter Ronda Rousey says outrageous and outlandish things for the purpose of attracting attention

Fixed that for you.
 
2012-11-29 06:13:55 PM  
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She must not have had a date before THIS fight
 
2012-11-29 06:19:22 PM  

The Muthaship: He gave "The Greatest" the only real challenges he's had. He wins the first fight if not for being a one gear guy. He was winning before getting caught in the 2nd one. He doesn't win them all, but my hat is off to the guy. I bet Jones isn't thrilled about fighting him. But, I agree that Jones should win. Doesn't Sonnen have to move up to fight him?


I like Chael....and yes, he won the first fight if he could have defended the triangle. He got careless in the 2nd but he won the first round.

I just think he gives up too much size to Jon Jones. But it will be interesting to see how their wrestling matches up. Jones is a damn good wrestler.
 
2012-11-29 06:20:17 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I'd totally let us wreck each other.


I've been joking that I'd give up an arm to spend a night with her. Unfortunately, she'd take it.
 
2012-11-29 06:38:52 PM  
Ok, what the hell, the hot person in the headline is actually hot.
 
2012-11-29 07:08:33 PM  

GAT_00: Ok, what the hell, the hot person in the headline is actually hot.


Right?! Next cats and dogs will be living together!
 
2012-11-29 08:27:20 PM  
*makes a futile "call me" gesture in Ronda's general direction*
 
2012-11-29 08:29:08 PM  
Now for another interwebby episode o:f She Neither Knows Nor Cares That I Exist But Would Probably Snap My Neck If She Did But That Won't Stop Me From Making Audacious Claims of "Wrecking That Shiate" and "Plowing Her Back Into The Stone Age!"
 
2012-11-29 08:33:59 PM  

brap: Now for another interwebby episode o:f She Neither Knows Nor Cares That I Exist But Would Probably Snap My Neck If She Did But That Won't Stop Me From Making Audacious Claims of "Wrecking That Shiate" and "Plowing Her Back Into The Stone Age!"


So in other words .... yes?
 
2012-11-29 08:51:14 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *makes a futile "call me" gesture in Ronda's general direction*


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Aaaaand TMLO's arm gets added to the collection
 
2012-11-29 09:02:08 PM  

One Bad Apple: Aaaaand TMLO's arm gets added to the collection


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2012-11-29 09:15:52 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: One Bad Apple: Aaaaand TMLO's arm gets added to the collection

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Slow.

Epic.

Golf Clap.
 
2012-11-29 09:22:36 PM  

The Muthaship: Greatest self promoter in the sport.


True. She single handedly got Dana White to create a women's division. Not even Gina Carano was able to do that.
 
2012-11-29 09:23:02 PM  
And just because it always makes me laugh.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-29 09:24:07 PM  
FTA
Not with like everybody, I don't put out like a Craigslist ads or anything, but if I got a steady I'm going to be like, 'Yo, fight time's coming up,'" Rousey said.

So not with any Farkers :(
 
2012-11-29 09:25:35 PM  
I think I would take the chance to do some things to her if you know what I mean. *wink*

/and I think you do
/just in case you weren't sure what I mean. I meant I'd like to take the chance to stick my penis in her vagina

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-29 09:29:25 PM  
You know, the wife and I love watching some MMA (we're USA amateur boxing judges) but I think Ronda will cause me, for the first time, to pay to watch her first UFC fight on ppv.

/if it's with the 'roid queen Cyborg.
 
2012-11-29 09:30:40 PM  

Flappyhead: Slow.

Epic.

Golf Clap.


*tips hat*

Cheers, Flappyhead!
 
2012-11-29 09:35:09 PM  
I could picture myself becoming an obsessed fan, but only if she never actually spoke. I'm actually not a fan of six-packs on women, but the rest looks good enough I'm happy to ignore that. Just can't quite get past the loud, stupid mouth, or the fact that her event, MMA, bores me to tears.
 
2012-11-29 09:38:19 PM  
Can we have a fit women thread? I love a girl with a six pack.

/watches the women's CrossFit games
 
2012-11-29 09:45:41 PM  
so sex before physical competition isnt bad for women like it is for men?

or does she have so much testosterone that her behavior is changing into that like a man?

/ id hit it
// or rather, get hit by it
 
2012-11-29 09:45:43 PM  
Sharp knees. I definitely would not hi--- OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
 
2012-11-29 09:47:52 PM  

slayer199: The Muthaship: He gave "The Greatest" the only real challenges he's had. He wins the first fight if not for being a one gear guy. He was winning before getting caught in the 2nd one. He doesn't win them all, but my hat is off to the guy. I bet Jones isn't thrilled about fighting him. But, I agree that Jones should win. Doesn't Sonnen have to move up to fight him?

I like Chael....and yes, he won the first fight if he could have defended the triangle. He got careless in the 2nd but he won the first round.

I just think he gives up too much size to Jon Jones. But it will be interesting to see how their wrestling matches up. Jones is a damn good wrestler.


Sonnen is easily the best self-promoter in the sport, and he's not even very smart. Far too many guys fall far too short in that aspect.

There's literally no possible way for Sonnen to beat Jones. None, zero, zip, nada.

There is no women's divion in the UFC, just one girl and whomever her next opponent happens to be at the time... right up until she possibly/probably gets beat, then back to Invicta go the girls.
 
2012-11-29 09:50:58 PM  
While I've never understood the "no sex before a fight!" advice, I don't think you can have sex before a fight. Hell, my libido goes to hell right before a fight. I'm too focused on that to focus on anything else.
 
2012-11-29 09:51:23 PM  
Sweaty Clam Punching?
 
2012-11-29 10:02:48 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: One Bad Apple: Aaaaand TMLO's arm gets added to the collection

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And this is why I have you favorited as "Fark demi-god".
 
2012-11-29 10:06:54 PM  

styckx: I think I would take the chance to do some things to her if you know what I mean. *wink*

/and I think you do
/just in case you weren't sure what I mean. I meant I'd like to take the chance to stick my penis in her vagina

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That guy has a raging boner.
 
2012-11-29 10:07:13 PM  
Her interview on Dan Le Batard's show:


Link
 
2012-11-29 10:08:13 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: One Bad Apple: Aaaaand TMLO's arm gets added to the collection

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I'll keep setting them up....
 
2012-11-29 10:12:18 PM  

the biggest redneck here:
There is no women's divion in the UFC, just one girl and whomever her next opponent happens to be at the time... right up until she possibly/probably gets beat, then back to Invicta go the girls.


A good question is when will Rousey get beat? Right now there is nobody who can match her grappling skills but I'm curios about her stand up. The first time somebody can stuff her takedowns and force her to strike is when we find out if she's the Coleman of the womens division.
 
2012-11-29 10:18:30 PM  
Argentinian soccer players were advised they could have sex during the World Cup, as long as it was with a regular partner and not accompanied by champagne.

Did anyone else find that to be sort of a weird stipulation, or is it just me?
 
2012-11-29 10:26:57 PM  

Flappyhead: the biggest redneck here:
There is no women's divion in the UFC, just one girl and whomever her next opponent happens to be at the time... right up until she possibly/probably gets beat, then back to Invicta go the girls.

A good question is when will Rousey get beat? Right now there is nobody who can match her grappling skills but I'm curios about her stand up. The first time somebody can stuff her takedowns and force her to strike is when we find out if she's the Coleman of the womens division.


I don't think anyone can stuff her take downs. Initially in the Tate fight, she had a little problem dealing with Tate's punches, but after getting hit a coupld of times, got the takedown anyway. When it was time for the Kaufman fight, with Kaufman supposedly being a better puncher than Tate, Rousey snuffed the puncher by jabbing her way into a clinch, then got her takedown pretty quick.

She's coachable, and learns pretty quick. Cyborg might look good against her for about 10 seconds, but with Cyborg being so aggressive, she'll be within armbar range in a flash.
 
2012-11-29 10:28:33 PM  

One Bad Apple: I'll keep setting them up....


Heh, much appreciated, man - cheers!


Rwa2play: And this is why I have you favorited as "Fark demi-god".


*salutes humbly*

Thanks as always, mammajamma.

Salud!
 
2012-11-29 10:39:10 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: Argentinian soccer players were advised they could have sex during the World Cup, as long as it was with a regular partner and not accompanied by champagne.

Did anyone else find that to be sort of a weird stipulation, or is it just me?


I imagine it meant "no drinking" since getting wasted before a match would be a bad idea.
 
2012-11-29 10:43:41 PM  
I'd get in line.
 
2012-11-29 10:45:04 PM  
Eh, I'd give her a seven, though she is playing to my type.
 
2012-11-29 10:45:49 PM  

marius2: KiwDaWabbit: Argentinian soccer players were advised they could have sex during the World Cup, as long as it was with a regular partner and not accompanied by champagne.

Did anyone else find that to be sort of a weird stipulation, or is it just me?

I imagine it meant "no drinking" since getting wasted before a match would be a bad idea.


That's what I figured as well, but it seemed to be quite specific. Maybe it's because champagne gets you drunk relatively fast versus other adult beverages.
 
2012-11-29 10:55:52 PM  
You've got to be on your toes if you want to be her cornerman.....

Water bottle? Check.
Vaseline? Check.
Pelvic squeegee? Check...
 
2012-11-29 10:59:47 PM  
Why do I get the feeling even though she has proven herself, she'll crash and burn like Curano? Especially if her first UFC fight is against the Cyborg?
 
2012-11-29 11:02:33 PM  
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2012-11-29 11:08:26 PM  
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2012-11-29 11:08:34 PM  

eddievercetti: Why do I get the feeling even though she has proven herself, she'll crash and burn like Curano? Especially if her first UFC fight is against the Cyborg?


She-borg would have to lose a leg to make bantam, and keep in mind that Rousey was an Olympic bronze medalist in judo before MMA. Carano was never particularly good, she was just a pretty face that was heavily marketed in a profoundly talent-weak period in women's mma. Also, Cyborg isn't some world-beater, she was just a lot bigger than most of her opponents (and hell, she pulled mount against Carano twice, IIRC). The future of women's MMA is probably Rousey and most of the Invicta FC roster. Their last three cards (all streamed free) have been great, and their fourth is coming in January.
 
2012-11-29 11:24:51 PM  

Swoop1809: Can we have a fit women thread? I love a girl with a six pack.

/watches the women's CrossFit games


That would actually be a good thread for the FarkUs tab. Just a random fit girls pic thread.
 
2012-11-29 11:35:21 PM  
I think she looks great, but she's not Gina...
 
2012-11-29 11:42:00 PM  

the biggest redneck here: There is no women's divion in the UFC, just one girl and whomever her next opponent happens to be at the time... right up until she possibly/probably gets beat, then back to Invicta go the girls.


This. Too much disparity in talent and it doesn't have the fanbase.
 
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