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2013-04-01 06:36:55 AM  
img545.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-01 12:02:09 PM  
"As Lincoln facepalms, the two former adversaries discuss the swapping of wives."
 
2013-04-01 12:02:46 PM  
"I just left a growler in your personal toilet"
 
2013-04-01 12:02:53 PM  
No, you can't sit at the desk.
 
2013-04-01 12:03:57 PM  
"Sometimes the best man doesn't win"
 
2013-04-01 12:04:14 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: "As Lincoln facepalms, the two former adversaries discuss the swapping of wives."

 
Perfect time for him to biatch slap them as equals.
 
2013-04-01 12:04:15 PM  
I really have no farking idea what I'm doing.
 
2013-04-01 12:04:57 PM  
"That's ok......you may be president but at the end of the day, I'm still white."
 
2013-04-01 12:05:13 PM  
i220.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-01 12:05:29 PM  
"How are you on binders, Mitt? I can get you a couple of White House ones."
 
2013-04-01 12:06:17 PM  
Wasn't this picture already used for a caption contest/Photoshop contest already?  Or is another retarded prank for April Fool's Day?
 
2013-04-01 12:08:19 PM  
"No, you may not have an apple."
 
2013-04-01 12:09:47 PM  
Mitt Romney: Oww! My feelings!
 
2013-04-01 12:09:50 PM  
"If it wasn't for that meddling kid, Nate Silver, I would own this office now."
 
2013-04-01 12:09:52 PM  
biatch stole my fish....I mean election.
 
2013-04-01 12:10:20 PM  
A vote for this comment is a vote for automated voting enabling in contest threads.
 
2013-04-01 12:10:23 PM  
On a side note, it looks like Lincoln is picking some gunk out of his eye on the right side of the image.
 
2013-04-01 12:10:27 PM  
The normally unflappable President Obama trailed off awkwardly, wondering for the second time that day if his wife had been serious when she said she'd love to get a look at Romney's "Latter Day Saint".
 
2013-04-01 12:10:36 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-01 12:11:14 PM  
"Excuse me! Are you lost? We do tours anymore."
 
2013-04-01 12:13:40 PM  
I must commend the first lady, this room has the right amount of stripes.
 
2013-04-01 12:14:11 PM  
You sounded.... much taller, over the phone.
 
2013-04-01 12:14:12 PM  
"This place is smaller than my servant's quarters.  Kinda glad I lost now."
 
2013-04-01 12:14:47 PM  
"This place is smaller than my servant's quarters.  Kinda glad I lost now."
/now with voting!
 
2013-04-01 12:15:59 PM  
I had the lighting adjusted so it is 47% brighter in here.
 
2013-04-01 12:16:22 PM  
Romney: Millions of my personal money spent on a failed election and all I get for it is a HANDSHAKE?
 
2013-04-01 12:16:31 PM  
"Dood, you totally got to see the remote control that up in this biatch!"
 
2013-04-01 12:16:43 PM  
Yes, pleased to meet you, but if you'll excuse me now... this gum in my pocked requires my attention.
 
2013-04-01 12:18:12 PM  
"...yeah, just like George, mine are in the filing room, but for some reason Bill did like to keep his binders underneath the desk."
 
2013-04-01 12:21:34 PM  
Mitch: "Hi. I'm a robot."
Barak: "I'm a human."
 
2013-04-01 12:22:18 PM  
Mitch: "Hi. I'm a robot."
Barak: "I'm a human."
Now with voting.
 
2013-04-01 12:23:09 PM  
On your first day in office, Bill Clinton showed you the secret priest hole where he hid Monica when Hillary was around. You Democrats really stick together.
 
2013-04-01 12:26:05 PM  
"Mitt, I bet you're wondering why I'm extending this handshake into a long, drawn-out and awkward affair that's quickly becoming embarrassing, and just looking at you. Yup, bet you are."
 
2013-04-01 12:26:46 PM  
You May Be Morman, Mitt, But You'll Have To Admit I Have More Man!
 
2013-04-01 12:27:33 PM  
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl year after year.
 
2013-04-01 12:27:33 PM  
"What do you think, Mitt?"
"I love what you haven't done in this place."
 
2013-04-01 12:30:50 PM  
So Mittens, How's that garment thing working for you now?
Well Mr. President, a lot better than that watermelon seed stuck in your teeth.
 
2013-04-01 12:30:58 PM  
Daniel Day-Lewis is watching you.
 
2013-04-01 12:31:05 PM  
You sounded.... taller over the telephone.
 
2013-04-01 12:33:01 PM  
One two three four. I declare a thumb war!
 
2013-04-01 12:34:23 PM  
Mitt!  Glad you could make it.  I'll have some coffee brought in.  I think my staff may have gotten to the coffee cake already, but don't worry, I think there's about 47% of it left.
 
2013-04-01 12:34:33 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: So Mittens, How's that garment thing working for you now?
Well Mr. President, a lot better than that watermelon seed stuck in your teeth.


Fark voting enabled here.
 
2013-04-01 12:35:24 PM  

Mordis: "What do you think, Mitt?"
"I love what you ..."


"Naw, I was just kidding. I don't give a shiat what you think. Give Trig and Bristol my best."
 
2013-04-01 12:40:01 PM  
Remember to stop by the gift shop on the way out, sucker!
 
2013-04-01 12:43:35 PM  
Come on, stop holding up the tour. Other people want to get their picture with the cut-out of the President.
 
2013-04-01 12:46:48 PM  
Barack Obama: "Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty but damn are they exquisite."
 
2013-04-01 12:57:37 PM  
President Obama reminds Mitt Romney, once again, that he can't validated Romney's parking pass.
 
2013-04-01 01:00:02 PM  
"Hey Mitt, who's seal are you standing on -oh, right...."
 
2013-04-01 01:01:32 PM  
It kills me to be here, not on some board doing some consultant job. Know what I mean, Mitt?
 
2013-04-01 01:07:37 PM  
Mitt: "Doctor, I keep having this dream....It keeps my up every night. Let me describe it to you.........."


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-01 01:16:41 PM  
Mitt: You know, my office is bigger, has nicer furniture and has a view over looking Boston Harbor.

Barack (Presses a button): Correction. Your office was bigger, had nicer furniture and is currently at the bottom of Boston Harbor.
 
2013-04-01 01:17:03 PM  
"Good work keeping the plebs in line, Barry.  See you at the next meeting."
 
2013-04-01 01:17:41 PM  
Mitt: You know, my office is bigger, has nicer furniture and has a view over looking Boston Harbor.

Barack (Presses a button): Correction. Your office was bigger, had nicer furniture and is currently at the bottom of Boston Harbor.

/votey goes on
 
2013-04-01 01:18:15 PM  
OBAMA: "I can feel the suck in you just by shaking your hand -- it really, really does suck to be you, Mitt. May God have mercy on your soul."
ROMNEY: --choke-- "Bwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
 
2013-04-01 01:38:42 PM  
Barack: How do you like the copious vloumes of shiat that my anonymous minions on FARK vomit out at you?

Mitt:       Ya, well. You know.  Big, brass balls behind multiple anonymous alts and completely hidden
              identities.  Good job, Mr. Obama. You have the snarkers on your side. Oh, and thank you for a
              good race.  Thank YOU, President Obama!
 
2013-04-01 01:39:54 PM  
Mitt: Let us continue to exchange long strand proteins often.
 
2013-04-01 01:40:07 PM  
"Congratulations, we totally fooled them!"
 
2013-04-01 01:44:31 PM  

Qellaqan: Mitt: Let us continue to exchange long strand proteins often.


I like how I knew that reference right off the bat. Well played, sir!
 
2013-04-01 01:45:37 PM  
"This is how we shake hands in Kenya."
 
2013-04-01 01:49:22 PM  
Suck it Loser.
 
2013-04-01 01:53:23 PM  
More like oval orifice, my white brother.
 
2013-04-01 01:56:51 PM  
has your anus (and ego) healed yet??
 
2013-04-01 01:57:36 PM  
Has your anus (ego) healed yet?
 
2013-04-01 01:59:00 PM  
Hey, tell ya' what. i know it hurts to lose, but together, we'll make an oreo cookie.
 
2013-04-01 02:04:51 PM  
No caption, but damn, those are some fugly couches.
 
2013-04-01 02:10:10 PM  
Invited to watch the repeated spiking of the ball in side the office he'll never occupy.
 
2013-04-01 02:15:20 PM  

RoxtarRyan: Qellaqan: Mitt: Let us continue to exchange long strand proteins often.

I like how I knew that reference right off the bat. Well played, sir!


Simpsons confused much of my childhood. I told other kids in middle school that line all the time. That and the one where the removed appendix explodes....
 
2013-04-01 02:22:49 PM  
This is one office you couldn't buy.
 
2013-04-01 02:25:32 PM  

Qellaqan: That and the one where the removed appendix explodes....


Don't thank me, thank my pocketwatch!

/good times
 
2013-04-01 02:25:38 PM  
"I don't think this is the sort of Minority Outreach CPAC was talking about, Mitt.  Now kindly 'self-deport' your way out the front door."
 
2013-04-01 02:31:26 PM  
"So, you enjoying where you're standing at now? Good, because this is the only side of the Resolute Desk that you're ever gonna see."
 
2013-04-01 02:33:08 PM  
"Good morning, sir.  I'd like to speak to you today about Heavenly Father's exciting plan for you."
 
2013-04-01 02:34:29 PM  
Ned? Ned Ryerson? Doesn't ring a bell...
 
2013-04-01 03:17:53 PM  
Hey Mitt, we tried that plan of yours, where young adults who want to get an education or start a business ask their parents for the money they need.  There are about 12 million who want you to adopt them.
 
2013-04-01 03:24:46 PM  
Big Bird just called. He's running a little late
 
2013-04-01 03:42:28 PM  
"What's it like being a Lamanite, Mr. President?"

"What's it like not being president, Mr. Romney?"
 
2013-04-01 03:44:38 PM  

queerducky: On a side note, it looks like Lincoln is picking some gunk out of his eye on the right side of the image.


Reason being his party lost.
 
2013-04-01 03:59:00 PM  
"You know, Barry, Ann has mentioned wanting to open things up in the bedroom. Michelle is quite the looker, and just like Strom, I've always had a thing for dark meat, if you know what I mean.."
 
2013-04-01 04:11:38 PM  
How does it feel for the white horse to be stomped by the black stallion?
 
2013-04-01 04:45:17 PM  
Yeah Mitt, I've flushed more money down my toilet than you've ever made.
 
2013-04-01 05:38:44 PM  
OK, I backed off of Bengazi, Fast and Furious, the whole middle east melting down, all of the vacations and the deficit.  Now what was that contract for Bain Capital that you were promising me?
 
2013-04-01 05:40:37 PM  
steamingpile: "Sometimes the best man doesn't win"

"WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!  MY GUY LOST AND I CAN'T TAKE IT!!  WAAAAAAH!!!"

-steamingpile
 
2013-04-01 06:07:29 PM  
So, we're agreed--five minutes in the chair for $100 million and half an hour with Ann. She'll want two hours, but I'm a busy man. Oh, and don't bother looking for the button, I'm not the dummy who thought he was winning until after the sun went down.
 
2013-04-01 07:01:00 PM  
What the hell? Why does the president have my crappy couch in the Oval office? Why does he have 2 crappy couches in the Oval office and a chair next to his desk that is missing an arm? Come on America! We dont need every new First Lady spending 30 millon redecorating the White House, but we also can afford better than youd get for 75 bucks on craigslist.

I hope that those are farking actors and thats a fake oval office..
 
2013-04-01 07:33:18 PM  

#2:


Mitt: "Hey Barack, its April, you can take the Christmas wreath ornament off of the door frame."
BO: "That's not a Christmas wreath - it's a giant pine air freshener disguised as a Christmas wreath. Biden likes to carpet bomb my office."
 
2013-04-01 08:43:33 PM  
Thanks for letting me sit in the chair...
 
2013-04-01 09:13:34 PM  
"We need to get you that visitor badge"
 
2013-04-01 10:40:40 PM  
President Obama explains to failed Presidential candidate Mitt Romney that "captioning" a photo is not the same as guessing what the people in the photo are saying.
 
2013-04-01 10:58:43 PM  
The men shook hands and the staring contest began.
 
2013-04-01 11:19:53 PM  

6502programmer: "You know, Barry, Ann has mentioned wanting to open things up in the bedroom. Michelle is quite the looker, and just like Strom, I've always had a thing for dark meat, if you know what I mean.."


That's a winner...
 
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