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(FB Photos)   Caption this totally non-awkward meeting between Mitt Romney and President Obama in the Oval Office   ( divider line
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2013-04-01 06:36:55 AM
2013-04-01 12:02:09 PM  
"As Lincoln facepalms, the two former adversaries discuss the swapping of wives."
2013-04-01 12:02:46 PM  
"I just left a growler in your personal toilet"
2013-04-01 12:02:53 PM  
No, you can't sit at the desk.
2013-04-01 12:03:57 PM  
"Sometimes the best man doesn't win"
2013-04-01 12:04:14 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: "As Lincoln facepalms, the two former adversaries discuss the swapping of wives."

Perfect time for him to biatch slap them as equals.
2013-04-01 12:04:15 PM  
I really have no farking idea what I'm doing.
2013-04-01 12:04:57 PM  
"That's may be president but at the end of the day, I'm still white."
2013-04-01 12:05:13 PM
2013-04-01 12:05:29 PM  
"How are you on binders, Mitt? I can get you a couple of White House ones."
2013-04-01 12:06:17 PM  
Wasn't this picture already used for a caption contest/Photoshop contest already?  Or is another retarded prank for April Fool's Day?
2013-04-01 12:08:19 PM  
"No, you may not have an apple."
2013-04-01 12:09:47 PM  
Mitt Romney: Oww! My feelings!
2013-04-01 12:09:50 PM  
"If it wasn't for that meddling kid, Nate Silver, I would own this office now."
2013-04-01 12:09:52 PM  
biatch stole my fish....I mean election.
2013-04-01 12:10:20 PM  
A vote for this comment is a vote for automated voting enabling in contest threads.
2013-04-01 12:10:23 PM  
On a side note, it looks like Lincoln is picking some gunk out of his eye on the right side of the image.
2013-04-01 12:10:27 PM  
The normally unflappable President Obama trailed off awkwardly, wondering for the second time that day if his wife had been serious when she said she'd love to get a look at Romney's "Latter Day Saint".
2013-04-01 12:10:36 PM
2013-04-01 12:11:14 PM  
"Excuse me! Are you lost? We do tours anymore."
2013-04-01 12:13:40 PM  
I must commend the first lady, this room has the right amount of stripes.
2013-04-01 12:14:11 PM  
You sounded.... much taller, over the phone.
2013-04-01 12:14:12 PM  
"This place is smaller than my servant's quarters.  Kinda glad I lost now."
2013-04-01 12:14:47 PM  
"This place is smaller than my servant's quarters.  Kinda glad I lost now."
/now with voting!
2013-04-01 12:15:59 PM  
I had the lighting adjusted so it is 47% brighter in here.
2013-04-01 12:16:22 PM  
Romney: Millions of my personal money spent on a failed election and all I get for it is a HANDSHAKE?
2013-04-01 12:16:31 PM  
"Dood, you totally got to see the remote control that up in this biatch!"
2013-04-01 12:16:43 PM  
Yes, pleased to meet you, but if you'll excuse me now... this gum in my pocked requires my attention.
2013-04-01 12:18:12 PM  
"...yeah, just like George, mine are in the filing room, but for some reason Bill did like to keep his binders underneath the desk."
2013-04-01 12:21:34 PM  
Mitch: "Hi. I'm a robot."
Barak: "I'm a human."
2013-04-01 12:22:18 PM  
Mitch: "Hi. I'm a robot."
Barak: "I'm a human."
Now with voting.
2013-04-01 12:23:09 PM  
On your first day in office, Bill Clinton showed you the secret priest hole where he hid Monica when Hillary was around. You Democrats really stick together.
2013-04-01 12:26:05 PM  
"Mitt, I bet you're wondering why I'm extending this handshake into a long, drawn-out and awkward affair that's quickly becoming embarrassing, and just looking at you. Yup, bet you are."
2013-04-01 12:26:46 PM  
You May Be Morman, Mitt, But You'll Have To Admit I Have More Man!
2013-04-01 12:27:33 PM  
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl year after year.
2013-04-01 12:27:33 PM  
"What do you think, Mitt?"
"I love what you haven't done in this place."
2013-04-01 12:30:50 PM  
So Mittens, How's that garment thing working for you now?
Well Mr. President, a lot better than that watermelon seed stuck in your teeth.
2013-04-01 12:30:58 PM  
Daniel Day-Lewis is watching you.
2013-04-01 12:31:05 PM  
You sounded.... taller over the telephone.
2013-04-01 12:33:01 PM  
One two three four. I declare a thumb war!
2013-04-01 12:34:23 PM  
Mitt!  Glad you could make it.  I'll have some coffee brought in.  I think my staff may have gotten to the coffee cake already, but don't worry, I think there's about 47% of it left.
2013-04-01 12:34:33 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: So Mittens, How's that garment thing working for you now?
Well Mr. President, a lot better than that watermelon seed stuck in your teeth.

Fark voting enabled here.
2013-04-01 12:35:24 PM  

Mordis: "What do you think, Mitt?"
"I love what you ..."

"Naw, I was just kidding. I don't give a shiat what you think. Give Trig and Bristol my best."
2013-04-01 12:40:01 PM  
Remember to stop by the gift shop on the way out, sucker!
2013-04-01 12:43:35 PM  
Come on, stop holding up the tour. Other people want to get their picture with the cut-out of the President.
2013-04-01 12:46:48 PM  
Barack Obama: "Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty but damn are they exquisite."
2013-04-01 12:57:37 PM  
President Obama reminds Mitt Romney, once again, that he can't validated Romney's parking pass.
2013-04-01 01:00:02 PM  
"Hey Mitt, who's seal are you standing on -oh, right...."
2013-04-01 01:01:32 PM  
It kills me to be here, not on some board doing some consultant job. Know what I mean, Mitt?
2013-04-01 01:07:37 PM  
Mitt: "Doctor, I keep having this dream....It keeps my up every night. Let me describe it to you.........."
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