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(TMZ)   Witnesses say Lindsay Lohan's bar fight was over her being rejected by Bieber's opening act for being "too drunk." Is this the evidence that will finally put away this criminal mastermind?   (tmz.com) divider line 11
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2012-11-29 05:43:44 PM  
5 votes:
Lindsay Lohan will never spend an appreciable time in jail.

She is a for-reals Lex Luthor.

I even suspect that she stole 40 cakes.
2012-11-29 06:58:13 PM  
3 votes:
Maybe if we all feel sorry for her at the same time it will make a difference.

A gang pang,
2012-11-29 09:05:40 PM  
2 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Lindsay Lohan will never spend an appreciable time in jail.

She is a for-reals Lex Luthor.

I even suspect that she stole 40 cakes.


That's terrible.

/that's as many as 4 tens!
2012-11-29 09:24:07 PM  
1 votes:

styckx: Now back to modern day reality


fark!!! Her ass collapsed!
2012-11-29 09:12:43 PM  
1 votes:

peterthx: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Lindsay Lohan will never spend an appreciable time in jail.

She is a for-reals Lex Luthor.

I even suspect that she stole 40 cakes.

That's terrible.

/that's as many as 4 tens!



:D

*joke completion high-five*
2012-11-29 07:40:47 PM  
1 votes:
Skankhocoontbaiotchruiner.
Wait, is this the Yoko Ono thread.?
2012-11-29 06:25:21 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com  

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-29 06:12:20 PM  
1 votes:

MrEricSir: She needs to gain 100 pounds and move to a trailer park already.


Incorrect. She is about one foreclosure away from meth, and she'll turn into a waif who loses those glorious melons. The trailer park aspect though, yeah, book it, done.
2012-11-29 05:32:43 PM  
1 votes:
img542.imageshack.us
2012-11-29 05:21:14 PM  
1 votes:
She needs to gain 100 pounds and move to a trailer park already.
2012-11-29 05:15:25 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA
"Ironically, Max washed his hands of both of them -- found another girl in the club -- and went home with her instead ... while Lindsay ended up in jail."

i839.photobucket.com

This man made the best decision he could have in that moment - walk away.
 
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