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(TMZ)   Witnesses say Lindsay Lohan's bar fight was over her being rejected by Bieber's opening act for being "too drunk." Is this the evidence that will finally put away this criminal mastermind?   (tmz.com) divider line 40
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2012-11-29 05:02:15 PM
This is no longer funny. This woman really needs help.
 
2012-11-29 05:06:05 PM
Stop writing about these people. Stop.
 
2012-11-29 05:06:46 PM
No, it's still funny. But she does need help.
 
2012-11-29 05:08:28 PM
Ironically, Max washed his hands of both of them -- found another girl in the club -- and went home with her instead ...

His music suxxorz but that is how you do it, gentlemen.

/Studman69
 
2012-11-29 05:12:07 PM
She once stole a bag of blow from Steve-O.....that 'ho
 
2012-11-29 05:15:25 PM
FTFA
"Ironically, Max washed his hands of both of them -- found another girl in the club -- and went home with her instead ... while Lindsay ended up in jail."

i839.photobucket.com

This man made the best decision he could have in that moment - walk away.
 
2012-11-29 05:17:24 PM

browneye: This is no longer funny. This woman really needs help.


The problem is until she WANTS help you can throw her into a treatment center every other week and it won't do any good. What the need to do is actually lock her ass up for more than 6 hours, more like 6 months, that might get through her thick skull where all this is leading.
 
2012-11-29 05:21:14 PM
She needs to gain 100 pounds and move to a trailer park already.
 
2012-11-29 05:32:43 PM
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2012-11-29 05:43:44 PM
Lindsay Lohan will never spend an appreciable time in jail.

She is a for-reals Lex Luthor.

I even suspect that she stole 40 cakes.
 
2012-11-29 05:48:48 PM

intotheabyss81: browneye: This is no longer funny. This woman really needs help.

The problem is until she WANTS help you can throw her into a treatment center every other week and it won't do any good. What the need to do is actually lock her ass up for more than 6 hours, more like 6 months, that might get through her thick skull where all this is leading.



Yup, she will either end up in prison or dead since she is obviously surrounded by enablers and people who just don't care about her.
 
2012-11-29 06:01:28 PM

SnoopDOhDubbaGee: Ironically, Max washed his hands of both of them -- found another girl in the club -- and went home with her instead ...

His music suxxorz but that is how you do it, gentlemen.

/Studman69


Why's it ironic though?

Shocking news! Popular musician picks up girl at club!
 
2012-11-29 06:03:58 PM

you have pee hands: Why's it ironic though?


All the spoons.
 
2012-11-29 06:12:20 PM

MrEricSir: She needs to gain 100 pounds and move to a trailer park already.


Incorrect. She is about one foreclosure away from meth, and she'll turn into a waif who loses those glorious melons. The trailer park aspect though, yeah, book it, done.
 
2012-11-29 06:12:38 PM
Lets not forget to post the same redundant past pictures of Lohan before she hit the wall so we can all remember what once was.

i296.photobucket.com
www.hiblarious.com 


Maybe the Lohan's just don't age well

piximus.netcdn.smosh.com
 
2012-11-29 06:25:21 PM
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25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-29 06:30:18 PM
Kill her?
 
2012-11-29 06:37:00 PM
Much like Keith Richards....she will never die after doing copious amounts of drugs and having damn near every STD ravage her body. Just enjoy the ride of her turning into the Crypt Keaper before our eyes
 
2012-11-29 06:49:52 PM
So, uh, what's new?
 
2012-11-29 06:58:13 PM
Maybe if we all feel sorry for her at the same time it will make a difference.

A gang pang,
 
2012-11-29 07:02:20 PM

Cletus C.: Maybe if we all feel sorry for her at the same time it will make a difference.

A gang pang,


Is Lohan a scandal yet?
 
2012-11-29 07:30:55 PM

izzyweee: Lets not forget to post the same redundant past pictures of Lohan before she hit the wall so we can all remember what once was.

[i296.photobucket.com image 400x541]
[www.hiblarious.com image 450x622] 


Maybe the Lohan's just don't age well

[piximus.net image 218x290][cdn.smosh.com image 300x300]


Now back to modern day reality

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-29 07:40:47 PM
Skankhocoontbaiotchruiner.
Wait, is this the Yoko Ono thread.?
 
2012-11-29 08:17:13 PM
Aaaand the House of Lohan continues to disintegrate....
 
2012-11-29 08:21:02 PM
I'm just glad this happened in NYC. A NY judge will take no shiat and throw the book at her. She will get real jail time from a NY judge that a celebrity-coddling LA judge never would give.

The list of charges looks like 2-3 years total. Nothing like six solid months for her to cool her jets away from her enabler mother to straighten her out.
 
2012-11-29 09:05:40 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Lindsay Lohan will never spend an appreciable time in jail.

She is a for-reals Lex Luthor.

I even suspect that she stole 40 cakes.


That's terrible.

/that's as many as 4 tens!
 
2012-11-29 09:12:06 PM
I'm broke, sick, divorced, old, short, and ugly and I am still happier than this woman. Unhappy millionaires annoy me.
 
2012-11-29 09:12:43 PM

peterthx: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Lindsay Lohan will never spend an appreciable time in jail.

She is a for-reals Lex Luthor.

I even suspect that she stole 40 cakes.

That's terrible.

/that's as many as 4 tens!



:D

*joke completion high-five*
 
2012-11-29 09:24:07 PM

styckx: Now back to modern day reality


fark!!! Her ass collapsed!
 
2012-11-29 10:25:00 PM

traxan: I'm just glad this happened in NYC. A NY judge will take no shiat and throw the book at her. She will get real jail time from a NY judge that a celebrity-coddling LA judge never would give.

The list of charges looks like 2-3 years total. Nothing like six solid months for her to cool her jets away from her enabler mother to straighten her out.



What are the list of charges to warrant that kind of time?
 
2012-11-29 11:25:24 PM
It's sad that she gets arrested and only 30 comments on fark.

I remember a time where she would have gotten a couple of hundred comments.

:(
 
2012-11-29 11:32:45 PM
Turns out I misread it. Her real trouble is in Cali for lying about the Porsche accident.

-- giving false information to a peace officer ... punishable by up to 6 months in jail.
-- obstructing or resisting a police officer in the performance of his duty ... punishable by 1 year in jail.
-- reckless driving ... punishable by 90 days in jail.

AND revocation of her probation. And that judge was tough on her.
 
2012-11-30 03:11:35 AM
Instead of getting better, she's getting worse. She hangs out in stupid clubs, getting into fights over middle-school level shiat, because that's probably where her emotional maturity level stopped. Her parents are such selfish, terrible human beings, so I've always had a little sympathy for her. But she's farking rich and had a great career in front of her a decade ago -- people with a lot less opportunity have gotten away from shiatty parents and had great lives. She just likes to party and fark around and be worthless. And she's been arrested more times than anyone I know. I always wanted Michael Jackson to get his shiat together and start producing good music again, too. But it never happened -- people usually don't change.
 
2012-11-30 04:30:50 AM
Looks like her "friends" are starting to talk: Linkproblem-arrest/

Lindsay Lohan's drinking problem has returned with a vengeance -- sources close to the actress tell TMZ, she's been boozing heavily for months now ... as much as TWO LITERS of vodka a day.
 
2012-11-30 06:56:34 AM

Kurmudgeon: styckx: Now back to modern day reality

fark!!! Her ass collapsed!


And what's up with the bruises? Gah!
 
2012-11-30 09:00:15 AM

pissedoffmick: I'm broke, sick, divorced, old, short, and ugly


*high five

/not short, though
//double-ugly
 
2012-11-30 09:58:22 AM

styckx: Looks like her "friends" are starting to talk: Linkproblem-arrest/

Lindsay Lohan's drinking problem has returned with a vengeance -- sources close to the actress tell TMZ, she's been boozing heavily for months now ... as much as TWO LITERS of vodka a day.


A lot of these celebrity "heavy drinkers" are downing the booze for a reason, and that reason is massive coke use.
 
2012-11-30 11:17:09 AM
LiLo's turning 27 next year. I think she's going to be joining a club soon...
 
2012-11-30 05:59:59 PM

izzyweee: Lets not forget to post the same redundant past pictures of Lohan before she hit the wall so we can all remember what once was.

[i296.photobucket.com image 400x541]
[www.hiblarious.com image 450x622] 


Maybe the Lohan's just don't age well

[piximus.net image 218x290][cdn.smosh.com image 300x300]


Don't you get those pictures complimentary with the purchase of a mens wallet? I mean, who the fu(k wants those pictures and doesn't have them already?!

Speaking of already - die already, LL-liver-spots.
 
2012-11-30 06:02:27 PM

traxan: I'm just glad this happened in NYC. A NY judge will take no shiat and throw the book at her. She will get real jail time from a NY judge that a celebrity-coddling LA judge never would give.

The list of charges looks like 2-3 years total. Nothing like six solid months for her to cool her jets away from her enabler mother to straighten her out.


Bet ya $100 she won't spend 30 days in jail.

NY judge my ass...we'll see how tough they are. Amateurs.
 
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