"Bloody hell, I thought we were done with you Diana. Who in blazes decided to bury you in the Pet Sematary?"

"For god's sake, Charles, trim your ear hair."

"I am NOT going to step down until you pull yourself together, Charles."

I do believe you are one of those, oh what do the Americans on the tellie call you? A Squatch? Yes. that's it. I do believe I found a Squatch. Parking lots, as you know are quite prime Squatch territory. I shall have you gutted and sent to the British Museum post haste. Charge everyone one a pound and a half just to see 'em. Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got til it's gone?

You look like one of the Royal Corgies. But your obviously quite larger. You know, as the Queen, I can use 'your' and you're' interchangeably. Yes. I think you'll do nicely. Please report to my bed chamber immediately.

"How has Han been?"