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(My Northwest)   If he pulls a knife, you pull a ukulele. That's the Seattle way   (mynorthwest.com) divider line 38
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2012-11-29 04:46:09 PM
Probably hipsters: stealing Olde English Malte, armed with a quirky instrument. Next it will be kazoo bicycle hijackers.
 
2012-11-29 04:46:48 PM
It's the thinking-man's violin!
 
2012-11-29 04:47:15 PM
Wanted for questioning:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-29 04:47:24 PM
Sketch of the suspect:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-29 04:48:04 PM
www.brightonnoise.co.uk
 
2012-11-29 04:48:37 PM
With all the wonderful beer available in the Pac Northwest, these two steal some Old English Malt Liquor? Had to be hipsters, yep.
 
2012-11-29 04:49:04 PM
suspect is an African Jew
 
2012-11-29 04:51:18 PM

WordyGrrl: With all the wonderful beer available in the Pac Northwest, these two steal some Old English Malt Liquor? Had to be hipsters, yep.


They should uke-steal at Whole Foods.
 
2012-11-29 04:51:37 PM
Ah, Delridge. The Rainier Valley of West Seattle
 
2012-11-29 04:52:11 PM
blogs.dallasobserver.com

"I uke'd your mother's lele last night."

/Headline made me think Connery, I guess
 
2012-11-29 04:52:36 PM
The suspects were described as a man and a woman, both white... the man was also heard referring to the woman as "Miss Vicki"
 
2012-11-29 04:53:52 PM

bittermang: Wanted for questioning:

[i.imgur.com image 288x361]


The girl in the next cubicle looks just like that.
 
2012-11-29 04:54:15 PM
I think it says something about Seattle that I was surprised that it didn't end with the cops fatally shooting the ukelele-wielding guy.
 
2012-11-29 04:54:46 PM
Wanted for questioning:
www.describetheruckus.com

Link
 
2012-11-29 04:58:29 PM

RenownedCurator: I think it says something about Seattle that I was surprised that it didn't end with the cops fatally shooting the ukelele-wielding guy.


He was white.
 
2012-11-29 05:01:04 PM

Now I Is!: Wanted for questioning:
[www.describetheruckus.com image 500x333]

Link


Tomato!
 
2012-11-29 05:01:49 PM

Mercury: Ah, Delridge. The Rainier Valley of West Seattle


Well said!
 
2012-11-29 05:03:02 PM
All wanted for questioning.
 
2012-11-29 05:06:16 PM

RenownedCurator: I think it says something about Seattle that I was surprised that it didn't end with the cops fatally shooting the ukelele-wielding guy.


Since the ukulele apparently exploded when he whacked the clerk, he'll be carving a new one downtown- the police will be shooting anyone in possession or with intent to make a small stringed instrument.
 
2012-11-29 05:08:18 PM
Person of interest:
rocknewsdesk.com
 
2012-11-29 05:08:50 PM
I see you've played knifey-ukelelely before.
 
2012-11-29 05:09:44 PM
String them up!
 
2012-11-29 05:10:33 PM

UsikFark: Next it will be kazoo bicycle hijackers.


Again?
 
2012-11-29 05:12:28 PM

WelldeadLink: UsikFark: Next it will be kazoo bicycle hijackers.

Again?


This time it will be ironic.
 
2012-11-29 05:13:27 PM
Came for the Mr. B reference, realized he uses a banjolele, leaving satisfied anyway.
 
2012-11-29 05:21:14 PM
He pulls a lirpa, you pull a ka'athyra. That's the Vulcan way.
 
2012-11-29 05:24:33 PM

UsikFark: WordyGrrl: With all the wonderful beer available in the Pac Northwest, these two steal some Old English Malt Liquor? Had to be hipsters, yep.

They should uke-steal at Whole Foods.


That would be grand larceny.
 
2012-11-29 05:30:16 PM
Sounds about right.
 
2012-11-29 05:30:19 PM
i2.listal.com
 
2012-11-29 06:45:32 PM

Medic Zero: Mercury: Ah, Delridge. The Rainier Valley of West Seattle

Well said!


Yep. I used to live on Delridge about half a mile south of there.

/hey, at least it's not White Center!
 
2012-11-29 06:52:29 PM
I saw that this morning and LOOOOLLLLED.

/Lives in Tukhella.
 
2012-11-29 07:34:46 PM

Wookie Milson: Person of interest:
[eddievedder.jpg]


Bonus: He lives in West Seattle.

/the good part
//yes there's one
 
2012-11-29 09:08:16 PM

blorpen: Medic Zero: Mercury: Ah, Delridge. The Rainier Valley of West Seattle

Well said!

Yep. I used to live on Delridge about half a mile south of there.

/hey, at least it's not White Center!


I subletted a room from a buddy of mine a little north of there for almost a year. Nasty part of town.
 
2012-11-29 09:52:09 PM
Looking for FLCL reference...
Must have been taken by Atomsk

"ukulele no good"

Link
 
2012-11-29 10:44:30 PM
So did the local pawn shops refuse to buy the ukulele? Was it just that bad? Or was it a hot uke? Clearly, logic has no part in this story.
 
2012-11-30 02:29:50 AM
s4.hubimg.com
 
2012-11-30 03:23:56 AM
imageshack.us
 
2012-11-30 05:49:03 PM

Rufus Lee King: feffer: RenownedCurator: I think it says something about Seattle that I was surprised that it didn't end with the cops fatally shooting the ukelele-wielding guy.

He was white.

Wow, how did I know that was coming?


Because the SPD usually shoots black people and Native people. And beats Hispanics on camera.
 
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