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(Daily Mail)   Dad who supposedly used his daughter to model to sell his Datsun admits she is just a friend and not his daughter. So it is okay now   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 115
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2012-11-29 08:40:12 PM
I'd do her.

I find skanks hot.

//Don't judge.
 
2012-11-29 08:57:28 PM
She's 'an exotic perfomer' that does 'favors' for him sometimes and got some money out of posing. Claiming she was his daughter most likely boosted sales. Get a clue people.
 
2012-11-29 09:02:38 PM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: HoratioGates: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: His daughter/friend said "I want to model for your car NOW!!"
and he said "DATSUN?"

My grandfather (dead almost 30 years) used to tell a variation on that joke.

I drive an '87 Nissan 200SX that looks trashier than that girl.

Yea, I must be his age. The owners of Nissan wanted a more "American sounding" name. And they asked their young executive to come up with one by next Tuesday. That's when he said 'Dat Soon'?
Probably a racist joke today. or not PC.


If they renamed the company now it'd be DatAss.
 
2012-11-29 10:04:31 PM
Mid Mo Mad Man
People are saying you are still a virgin. Please tell them about your Irexican gf.

/that thread was fantastic
 
2012-11-29 10:21:16 PM

thecpt: Mid Mo Mad Man
People are saying you are still a virgin. Please tell them about your Irexican gf.

/that thread was fantastic


what no credit for irexican? :(
 
2012-11-29 10:25:39 PM

fusillade762: 1977 is "vintage" now?


Dude, it is 35 years old. It doesn't qualify for the pre-owned warranty or anything.
 
2012-11-29 10:27:51 PM

DerPups: what no credit for irexican? :(


full farking credit. That thread had a lot going for it, and that was a solid and memorable contribution
 
2012-11-29 11:22:44 PM
One of them's a Fairlady, and the other one's a wait where am I going with this joke
 
2012-11-30 10:01:32 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Profedius: because that would require and emotional intent which I do not have.

Sadly, I had come to realize this quite a while ago. Personally, I find times where I have to remind myself that I need to look at something with more emotion; and times where I have to remind myself to look at something with more logic. I held an obscene amount of both as a child and finding a balance between the two can still be challenging. I suppose using balance when you lack one of those to such an obvious degree would be much more challenging.... unless it falls on your end, considering you simply don't care. I mean that clinically, not emotionally.

/is your middle name Wayne?


I do not know if it is a matter of not caring or being able to look at something objectively, because the item or issue does not directly or even indirectly involve me so I am able to comment on my observations and make speculations without becoming emotionally involved. When I say something that seem like I am stating a blanket fact it is just a speculation based on experience and knowledge.
 
2012-11-30 11:20:31 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: Nice ride... but dude shoulda left it stock.


Same with the car.
 
2012-11-30 01:06:18 PM

Profedius: CapeFearCadaver: Profedius: because that would require and emotional intent which I do not have.

Sadly, I had come to realize this quite a while ago. Personally, I find times where I have to remind myself that I need to look at something with more emotion; and times where I have to remind myself to look at something with more logic. I held an obscene amount of both as a child and finding a balance between the two can still be challenging. I suppose using balance when you lack one of those to such an obvious degree would be much more challenging.... unless it falls on your end, considering you simply don't care. I mean that clinically, not emotionally.

/is your middle name Wayne?

I do not know if it is a matter of not caring or being able to look at something objectively, because the item or issue does not directly or even indirectly involve me so I am able to comment on my observations and make speculations without becoming emotionally involved. When I say something that seem like I am stating a blanket fact it is just a speculation based on experience and knowledge.


Knowledge? Buddy, you don't know jack shiat.
 
2012-11-30 01:16:53 PM
And what you think you know comes from a fantasy that you have been led to believe so when you hear reality you dismiss it as delusional fabrication. It is one of the reasons I enjoy Fark so much, because from some of the post I wonder what world these people live in, because it is not the world of which I have been all over.
 
2012-11-30 03:52:44 PM
Guess all these smug paragons of virtue will have to find something else to get carried away with and outraged about now...

Meanwhile, I'll continue to take my women like they manufacture their controversy; hot, naive and trashy.

/totally worth it
 
2012-11-30 04:40:50 PM

Profedius: And what you think you know comes from a fantasy that you have been led to believe so when you hear reality you dismiss it as delusional fabrication. It is one of the reasons I enjoy Fark so much, because from some of the post I wonder what world these people live in, because it is not the world of which I have been all over.


Maybe they just tell you they've been molested to get out of sack-time with an emotional cripple.
 
2012-11-30 05:29:58 PM
I've owned a '77 280z and an '83 280zx. Auto and 5-speed respectively. I love those old cars for whatever reason. So much fun fun to drive...

Oh yeah... hot skanks. what's not to like? Burn one with her, throw one down her throat and promise to call her later. boom.
 
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