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(Daily Mail)   Dad who supposedly used his daughter to model to sell his Datsun admits she is just a friend and not his daughter. So it is okay now   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 115
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2012-11-29 02:23:44 PM  
Ha!

Called it
 
2012-11-29 02:27:11 PM  
Well, except she's still a skank
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-29 02:42:03 PM  
Would you admit it if she were your daughter? And it's probably one of the more wholesome jobs she has had in her life.
 
2012-11-29 02:43:15 PM  
So he's farking her?
 
2012-11-29 02:43:19 PM  
Take that crap out of her face, get her fumigated, put something with long sleeves on her, and bring her to....

You know what, nevermind. That's too much work.
 
2012-11-29 02:44:36 PM  

James!: So he's farking her?


Pretty sure everyone thought he was farking her before the "not my daugher" revelation
 
2012-11-29 02:54:21 PM  

cman: Ha!

Called it


I had no idea this even took place. But cool, cool.
 
2012-11-29 02:54:59 PM  

scottydoesntknow: James!: So he's farking her?

Pretty sure everyone thought he was farking her before the "not my daugher" revelation


Oh, dear.
 
2012-11-29 02:56:28 PM  

Nadie_AZ: cman: Ha!

Called it

I had no idea this even took place. But cool, cool.


The original story is down queue a little

/redlit
 
2012-11-29 03:03:46 PM  
um...why is this even a news story?
 
2012-11-29 03:04:52 PM  
well dust my feathers and call me Sally. or something.
 
2012-11-29 03:05:51 PM  

Weaver95: um...why is this even a news story?


Im guessing you missed the original thread.

/you didnt really miss much
 
2012-11-29 03:10:15 PM  

Weaver95: um...why is this even a news story?


It's not news.

It's Fark!

:D
 
2012-11-29 03:12:52 PM  
WAT? I'm shocked!! Next someone is going to tell me she really isn't twenty.
 
2012-11-29 03:16:02 PM  
That makes a lot more sense.

I mean, there's no way a girl like that knows where her father is.
 
2012-11-29 03:19:45 PM  
Still classy as hell, though.
 
2012-11-29 03:21:27 PM  

quickdraw: /you didnt really miss much


Except for the one guy saying he was a 32 year old virgin, there was that.
 
2012-11-29 03:31:36 PM  

Elandriel: Weaver95: um...why is this even a news story?

It's not news.

It's Fark!

:D


Zing!
 
2012-11-29 03:33:54 PM  
The six-cylinder Datsun has fewer than 50,000 miles on it


Or, in other words, far, far fewer miles than the young lady already has.
 
2012-11-29 03:48:50 PM  

Elandriel: Weaver95: um...why is this even a news story?

It's not news.

It's Fark!Daily Fail

:D

 
2012-11-29 04:06:49 PM  
That bastard.

How could he lie to us like that???

I feel violated.
 
2012-11-29 05:04:36 PM  
On most of those things the frame is rotted and split in half. That happened to just about all of those Datsun's too. Buyer beware.
 
2012-11-29 05:04:40 PM  
WHEN THE BIDDING STOPS

I FORGET HE'S NOT MY DAD.
 
2012-11-29 05:04:56 PM  
i121.photobucket.com

Tonight at 10:00 meet used car salesmen that may not be telling you the truth.
 
2012-11-29 05:05:03 PM  

scottydoesntknow: James!: So he's farking her?

Pretty sure everyone thought he was farking her before the "not my daugher" revelation


I did and even posted as much. I am still pretty sure a family member or family friend has as she was growing up. Never spoke to a woman with that much ink who hadn't had that in her past.
 
2012-11-29 05:05:10 PM  
I can no longer fap to this.
 
2012-11-29 05:06:03 PM  
Still too high mileage, beat-up body, and loose tail pipe. The girl or the car? Eh, both.
 
2012-11-29 05:06:26 PM  
What Datsun?
 
2012-11-29 05:06:53 PM  
Nothing will ever excuse those horrible tattoos.
 
2012-11-29 05:07:04 PM  
So... ex-girlfriend's daughter?
 
2012-11-29 05:07:15 PM  
Can't say I'm surprised.

Still doesn't make me think either the girl or the dude are right in the head. Still, I stand by my "she's cute enough to fark a couple times, but nobody I'd want to deal with long term" opinion.
 
2012-11-29 05:07:48 PM  
But she swore to me it was an 810...
 
2012-11-29 05:08:36 PM  
TFA: 20-year-old.

My ability to give a shiat about this appears to be compromised.
 
2012-11-29 05:09:00 PM  
still doesn't bug me

ALL HAIL THE SALESMAN WHO USES QUIM TO SELL HIS DATSUN
 
2012-11-29 05:09:44 PM  

akula: Still doesn't make me think either the girl or the dude are right in the head. Still, I stand by my "she's cute enough to fark a couple times, but nobody I'd want to deal with long term" opinion.


Not even once, man. Not even once.
 
2012-11-29 05:10:42 PM  
Someone tell me she is a transvestite and then i'll start believing it.
 
2012-11-29 05:10:52 PM  
I swear I've seen that woman at Eugene's Saturday Market.

Course, there are a lot of them like that around here.
 
2012-11-29 05:11:49 PM  
I cannot believe.....

that the car went so cheap.
 
2012-11-29 05:14:19 PM  
Doesn't matter,..she's still a trailer trash tattoo'd stripper.
 
2012-11-29 05:14:21 PM  

ringersol: So... ex-girlfriend's daughter?


Who hasn't wanted some of that?

/what? she was 18, really
 
2012-11-29 05:16:20 PM  
Yellow vintage car = Bondo Bucket.
 
2012-11-29 05:16:44 PM  
I'd hit it. With a big stick.
 
2012-11-29 05:17:19 PM  
Just a Friend?

OH BABY YOOOOOUUUU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEED!
 
2012-11-29 05:18:01 PM  

Quasar: That makes a lot more sense.

I mean, there's no way a girl like that knows where her father is.


She's black?
 
2012-11-29 05:18:20 PM  

Profedius: Never spoke to a woman with that much ink who hadn't had that in her past.


I really don't want to put you on ignore, no one is.... You do come up with a few good points here and there... but really? And I know I've used the 'Really?' line on you before. You just seem so unrepentantly set in your assholish assumptions that I am thoroughly surprised that you hold a life outside of Fark.

This chick in TFA is very definitely holding onto tons of issues; though your usage of blanket statements concerning any type of woman and 'weak men' in almost every post I've read of yours throughout the years... it speaks more to who you are as a person than it does towards those who you consistently demean.
 
2012-11-29 05:19:42 PM  
lol, someone commented in the thread yesterday that if the article was on Daily Mail they would print all the photos including the through the legs one, and here we are.
 
2012-11-29 05:19:44 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
Do you come with the car?
 
2012-11-29 05:20:26 PM  
I'd hit the Datsun first
 
2012-11-29 05:20:27 PM  
dahmers love zombie

The six-cylinder Datsun has fewer than 50,000 miles on it


Or, in other words, far, far fewer miles than the young lady already has.


Thats where this should go, I am guessing he had to sell it because she called in the tab he has been running... or hush money to keep the wife from knowing.
 
2012-11-29 05:20:31 PM  
It doesn't faze me at all that a site infested with Star Trek geeks and bronies is so easily able
to pronounce girls with tattoos as deviant and mentally unstable.


It should,

but it doesn't.
 
2012-11-29 05:21:07 PM  
I don't want anything that STD-riddled skank rubbed up against.
 
2012-11-29 05:22:40 PM  
I like slutty girls. They're so easy, and I'm not really all that good looking, so it works out well for me.
 
2012-11-29 05:22:59 PM  
Eh, I thought my headline was better. I don't get how they do the greenlighting around here.

What's with all of the hate? There's something to be said about women with low self esteem.
 
2012-11-29 05:23:36 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]
Do you come with the car?


I came this farking close...

fearless-selling.ca

...to posting that
 
2012-11-29 05:24:46 PM  

Shazam999: I like slutty girls. They're so easy, and I'm not really all that good looking, so it works out well for me.


Double-bag it, son.
 
2012-11-29 05:28:15 PM  

dahmers love zombie: The six-cylinder Datsun has fewer than 50,000 miles on it


Or, in other words, far, far fewer miles than the young lady already has.


Omg....rofl...roflmao.

That's a good one! I get it...the car is old and has miles but you're implying the girl has had so much intercourse that she has "more miles"!

It was funny the first 300 times in the original thread.
 
2012-11-29 05:28:43 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: farkingismybusiness: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]
Do you come with the car?

I came this farking close...

[fearless-selling.ca image 440x307]

...to posting that


Oh you!
 
2012-11-29 05:28:57 PM  
Piss on the rice burner, did any of you check out Abigail Breslin in the article about Tyler Shield's directorial debute?
Hard to believe she's the same girl who was in Little Miss Sunshine.
/feels old suddenly
/well. older.
 
2012-11-29 05:30:56 PM  
See? Absolutely nothing wrong with the campaign. You KNOW he was feeding the fantasies of a lot of people out there with the "daughter" label even though it was specious. There's a reason all those websites are out there.

/would hit it
//not the car, I don't prefer women to autoerotica
 
2012-11-29 05:32:01 PM  

BolloxReader: See? Absolutely nothing wrong with the campaign. You KNOW he was feeding the fantasies of a lot of people out there with the "daughter" label even though it was specious. There's a reason all those websites are out there.

/would hit it
//not the car, I don't prefer women to autoerotica


dammit
 
2012-11-29 05:33:57 PM  

Leeds: Just a Friend?

OH BABY YOOOOOUUUU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEED!


Yeah, but to be friend zoned by that? Before I admitted it I would of put on some panties and stood by the car. I'd looked damn good in them too.

/Congratulations to whomever used quim. Haven't heard it in awhile.
 
2012-11-29 05:34:58 PM  

BolloxReader: BolloxReader: I don't prefer women to autoerotica

dammit


That was pretty funny...
 
2012-11-29 05:35:24 PM  
You damned right it's okay!
 
2012-11-29 05:36:03 PM  

BolloxReader: BolloxReader: See? Absolutely nothing wrong with the campaign. You KNOW he was feeding the fantasies of a lot of people out there with the "daughter" label even though it was specious. There's a reason all those websites are out there.

/would hit it
//not the car, I don't prefer women to autoerotica

dammit


Fordian slip?
 
2012-11-29 05:36:10 PM  
But have you seen photos of her with no makeup?
 
2012-11-29 05:39:16 PM  
How does he know he's not her father?
 
2012-11-29 05:41:14 PM  
Nice ride... but dude shoulda left it stock.
 
2012-11-29 05:44:43 PM  
She looks like a skanky whore.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
2012-11-29 05:57:14 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: quickdraw: /you didnt really miss much

Except for the one guy saying he was a 32 year old virgin, there was that.


Yea. That was great.
 
2012-11-29 06:00:48 PM  
1977 is "vintage" now?
 
2012-11-29 06:01:41 PM  
And here I am, about to post an ad selling a standard pro-audio equipment unit with 12 spaces with the heading "Nice Rack" and accompanying picture enhanced with some help from my friend with the DDs...
 
2012-11-29 06:01:57 PM  
A girl mimicking the same old girl/car pictures in a thousand car magazines for decades. In shorts and a tank top.
*yawn
There was nothing wrong with it before, either.
 
2012-11-29 06:05:34 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Profedius: Never spoke to a woman with that much ink who hadn't had that in her past.

I really don't want to put you on ignore, no one is.... You do come up with a few good points here and there... but really? And I know I've used the 'Really?' line on you before. You just seem so unrepentantly set in your assholish assumptions that I am thoroughly surprised that you hold a life outside of Fark.

This chick in TFA is very definitely holding onto tons of issues; though your usage of blanket statements concerning any type of woman and 'weak men' in almost every post I've read of yours throughout the years... it speaks more to who you are as a person than it does towards those who you consistently demean.


You read too much into what I am saying and assume I meant that as demeaning which is not the case, because that would require and emotional intent which I do not have. I can see when someone reads an emotion in my posts that they would think I was being rude, but it is not. I am just reporting what has been my experience and would change that blanket thought the moment I am presented with evidence that is counter to my experience. So far I have yet to meet a woman with a lot of tattoos who had not been sexually abused prior to getting a large amount of tattoos and given that I have met a great deal odds are strongly in favor of it being able to be safely applied to those that I have not spoken to directly.
 
2012-11-29 06:15:06 PM  
There is a sad lack of pics of skanks in this thread. And that was "skAnks," so forget about the pics of lizards you were getting ready to post.
 
2012-11-29 06:20:30 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, except she's still a skank


How is that not ok?

ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2012-11-29 06:20:47 PM  
His daughter/friend said "I want to model for your car NOW!!"
and he said "DATSUN?"
/
// DAT SOON?
 
2012-11-29 06:20:55 PM  

give me doughnuts: There is a sad lack of pics of skanks in this thread. And that was "skAnks," so forget about the pics of lizards you were getting ready to post.


Yeah!! NO SKINKS!!

lh3.ggpht.com
 
2012-11-29 06:21:31 PM  

doczoidberg: That bastard.

How could he lie to us like that???

I feel violated.


Yeah, really. If you can't trust a used car salesman, then who can you trust?
 
2012-11-29 06:23:30 PM  
the one with all the shiat in her face?
i92.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 06:26:11 PM  

Profedius: because that would require and emotional intent which I do not have.


Sadly, I had come to realize this quite a while ago. Personally, I find times where I have to remind myself that I need to look at something with more emotion; and times where I have to remind myself to look at something with more logic. I held an obscene amount of both as a child and finding a balance between the two can still be challenging. I suppose using balance when you lack one of those to such an obvious degree would be much more challenging.... unless it falls on your end, considering you simply don't care. I mean that clinically, not emotionally.

/is your middle name Wayne?
 
2012-11-29 06:27:29 PM  
I still don't see what the problem is. My daughter loves helping me sell cars...fmnnow.com
 
2012-11-29 06:29:41 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Nice ride... but dude shoulda left it stock.


I did that with mine..100% original. No rust anywhere on it. Have all the original paperwork and maintenance records...its 'mint'.
83 Datsun 280ZX Turbo +2 (the +2=place to keep my beer in an upright position). This is what can happen if you maintain your stuff. That track rat wanna be would never get close enough to my car to get her pic taken anywhere near it.
 
2012-11-29 06:30:08 PM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: His daughter/friend said "I want to model for your car NOW!!"
and he said "DATSUN?"


I heard a variation of that joke from my grandfather years ago (same punchline, but about coming up with the name of a car company).

I'm driving an '87 Nissan 200SX. It looks trashier than that girl. :(
 
2012-11-29 06:31:34 PM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: His daughter/friend said "I want to model for your car NOW!!"
and he said "DATSUN?"


My grandfather (dead almost 30 years) used to tell a variation on that joke.

I drive an '87 Nissan 200SX that looks trashier than that girl.
 
2012-11-29 06:33:37 PM  

Reverend Monkeypants: And here I am, about to post an ad selling a standard pro-audio equipment unit with 12 spaces with the heading "Nice Rack" and accompanying picture enhanced with some help from my friend with the DDs...


Pics, plz!
 
2012-11-29 06:39:10 PM  
It was okay when it was his daughter.
 
2012-11-29 06:41:35 PM  
She's still shapeless and fugly.
 
2012-11-29 06:42:24 PM  

Reverend Monkeypants: And here I am, about to post an ad selling a standard pro-audio equipment unit with 12 spaces with the heading "Nice Rack" and accompanying picture enhanced with some help from my friend with the DDs...


Yea, I am going to have to approve that before it goes to print...
 
2012-11-29 06:50:30 PM  

DoctorHowardDoctorFine: I'd hit the Datsun first


Like the fist of an angry god
 
2012-11-29 07:03:52 PM  

gilgigamesh: Take that crap out of her face, get her fumigated, put something with long sleeves on her, and bring her to....

You know what, nevermind. That's too much work.


And even after all that she would still throw rocks at your ugly ass.
 
2012-11-29 07:05:15 PM  

fusillade762: 1977 is "vintage" now?


It's 35 years ago, so I guess so.
 
2012-11-29 07:06:47 PM  
It wasn't my fault. I got a Fark error message. (Test two after refresh.)
 
2012-11-29 07:08:20 PM  
Apparently the Fark servers are in Syria.
 
2012-11-29 07:14:54 PM  
Yep, it's ok now. You can all stop fapping to it worrying about it now.
 
2012-11-29 07:28:49 PM  
Ugly wheels shod with fugly low-profile tires.
 
2012-11-29 07:35:15 PM  

HoratioGates: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: His daughter/friend said "I want to model for your car NOW!!"
and he said "DATSUN?"

My grandfather (dead almost 30 years) used to tell a variation on that joke.

I drive an '87 Nissan 200SX that looks trashier than that girl.


Yea, I must be his age. The owners of Nissan wanted a more "American sounding" name. And they asked their young executive to come up with one by next Tuesday. That's when he said 'Dat Soon'?
Probably a racist joke today. or not PC.
 
2012-11-29 07:36:45 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, except she's still a skank


*say with a long sigh* And how....
 
2012-11-29 07:38:29 PM  
If that's what the Daily Fail considers "half-naked", perhaps we shouldn't show them the outer recesses of the internet. Y'know, sites like DeviantArt, home of furries, bronies, and "models".
 
2012-11-29 07:57:17 PM  

SugarPlumFarie: I still don't see what the problem is. My daughter loves helping me sell cars...[fmnnow.com image 550x351]


sharkrobot.com
 
2012-11-29 08:20:46 PM  
Wait... something on The Daily Mail was inaccurate?????????????????
 
2012-11-29 08:40:12 PM  
I'd do her.

I find skanks hot.

//Don't judge.
 
2012-11-29 08:57:28 PM  
She's 'an exotic perfomer' that does 'favors' for him sometimes and got some money out of posing. Claiming she was his daughter most likely boosted sales. Get a clue people.
 
2012-11-29 09:02:38 PM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: HoratioGates: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: His daughter/friend said "I want to model for your car NOW!!"
and he said "DATSUN?"

My grandfather (dead almost 30 years) used to tell a variation on that joke.

I drive an '87 Nissan 200SX that looks trashier than that girl.

Yea, I must be his age. The owners of Nissan wanted a more "American sounding" name. And they asked their young executive to come up with one by next Tuesday. That's when he said 'Dat Soon'?
Probably a racist joke today. or not PC.


If they renamed the company now it'd be DatAss.
 
2012-11-29 10:04:31 PM  
Mid Mo Mad Man
People are saying you are still a virgin. Please tell them about your Irexican gf.

/that thread was fantastic
 
2012-11-29 10:21:16 PM  

thecpt: Mid Mo Mad Man
People are saying you are still a virgin. Please tell them about your Irexican gf.

/that thread was fantastic


what no credit for irexican? :(
 
2012-11-29 10:25:39 PM  

fusillade762: 1977 is "vintage" now?


Dude, it is 35 years old. It doesn't qualify for the pre-owned warranty or anything.
 
2012-11-29 10:27:51 PM  

DerPups: what no credit for irexican? :(


full farking credit. That thread had a lot going for it, and that was a solid and memorable contribution
 
2012-11-29 11:22:44 PM  
One of them's a Fairlady, and the other one's a wait where am I going with this joke
 
2012-11-30 10:01:32 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: Profedius: because that would require and emotional intent which I do not have.

Sadly, I had come to realize this quite a while ago. Personally, I find times where I have to remind myself that I need to look at something with more emotion; and times where I have to remind myself to look at something with more logic. I held an obscene amount of both as a child and finding a balance between the two can still be challenging. I suppose using balance when you lack one of those to such an obvious degree would be much more challenging.... unless it falls on your end, considering you simply don't care. I mean that clinically, not emotionally.

/is your middle name Wayne?


I do not know if it is a matter of not caring or being able to look at something objectively, because the item or issue does not directly or even indirectly involve me so I am able to comment on my observations and make speculations without becoming emotionally involved. When I say something that seem like I am stating a blanket fact it is just a speculation based on experience and knowledge.
 
2012-11-30 11:20:31 AM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Nice ride... but dude shoulda left it stock.


Same with the car.
 
2012-11-30 01:06:18 PM  

Profedius: CapeFearCadaver: Profedius: because that would require and emotional intent which I do not have.

Sadly, I had come to realize this quite a while ago. Personally, I find times where I have to remind myself that I need to look at something with more emotion; and times where I have to remind myself to look at something with more logic. I held an obscene amount of both as a child and finding a balance between the two can still be challenging. I suppose using balance when you lack one of those to such an obvious degree would be much more challenging.... unless it falls on your end, considering you simply don't care. I mean that clinically, not emotionally.

/is your middle name Wayne?

I do not know if it is a matter of not caring or being able to look at something objectively, because the item or issue does not directly or even indirectly involve me so I am able to comment on my observations and make speculations without becoming emotionally involved. When I say something that seem like I am stating a blanket fact it is just a speculation based on experience and knowledge.


Knowledge? Buddy, you don't know jack shiat.
 
2012-11-30 01:16:53 PM  
And what you think you know comes from a fantasy that you have been led to believe so when you hear reality you dismiss it as delusional fabrication. It is one of the reasons I enjoy Fark so much, because from some of the post I wonder what world these people live in, because it is not the world of which I have been all over.
 
2012-11-30 03:52:44 PM  
Guess all these smug paragons of virtue will have to find something else to get carried away with and outraged about now...

Meanwhile, I'll continue to take my women like they manufacture their controversy; hot, naive and trashy.

/totally worth it
 
2012-11-30 04:40:50 PM  

Profedius: And what you think you know comes from a fantasy that you have been led to believe so when you hear reality you dismiss it as delusional fabrication. It is one of the reasons I enjoy Fark so much, because from some of the post I wonder what world these people live in, because it is not the world of which I have been all over.


Maybe they just tell you they've been molested to get out of sack-time with an emotional cripple.
 
2012-11-30 05:29:58 PM  
I've owned a '77 280z and an '83 280zx. Auto and 5-speed respectively. I love those old cars for whatever reason. So much fun fun to drive...

Oh yeah... hot skanks. what's not to like? Burn one with her, throw one down her throat and promise to call her later. boom.
 
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