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(Daily Mail)   Dad who supposedly used his daughter to model to sell his Datsun admits she is just a friend and not his daughter. So it is okay now   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 115
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2012-11-29 05:21:07 PM  
I don't want anything that STD-riddled skank rubbed up against.
 
2012-11-29 05:22:40 PM  
I like slutty girls. They're so easy, and I'm not really all that good looking, so it works out well for me.
 
2012-11-29 05:22:59 PM  
Eh, I thought my headline was better. I don't get how they do the greenlighting around here.

What's with all of the hate? There's something to be said about women with low self esteem.
 
2012-11-29 05:23:36 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]
Do you come with the car?


I came this farking close...

fearless-selling.ca

...to posting that
 
2012-11-29 05:24:46 PM  

Shazam999: I like slutty girls. They're so easy, and I'm not really all that good looking, so it works out well for me.


Double-bag it, son.
 
2012-11-29 05:28:15 PM  

dahmers love zombie: The six-cylinder Datsun has fewer than 50,000 miles on it


Or, in other words, far, far fewer miles than the young lady already has.


Omg....rofl...roflmao.

That's a good one! I get it...the car is old and has miles but you're implying the girl has had so much intercourse that she has "more miles"!

It was funny the first 300 times in the original thread.
 
2012-11-29 05:28:43 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: farkingismybusiness: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]
Do you come with the car?

I came this farking close...

[fearless-selling.ca image 440x307]

...to posting that


Oh you!
 
2012-11-29 05:28:57 PM  
Piss on the rice burner, did any of you check out Abigail Breslin in the article about Tyler Shield's directorial debute?
Hard to believe she's the same girl who was in Little Miss Sunshine.
/feels old suddenly
/well. older.
 
2012-11-29 05:30:56 PM  
See? Absolutely nothing wrong with the campaign. You KNOW he was feeding the fantasies of a lot of people out there with the "daughter" label even though it was specious. There's a reason all those websites are out there.

/would hit it
//not the car, I don't prefer women to autoerotica
 
2012-11-29 05:32:01 PM  

BolloxReader: See? Absolutely nothing wrong with the campaign. You KNOW he was feeding the fantasies of a lot of people out there with the "daughter" label even though it was specious. There's a reason all those websites are out there.

/would hit it
//not the car, I don't prefer women to autoerotica


dammit
 
2012-11-29 05:33:57 PM  

Leeds: Just a Friend?

OH BABY YOOOOOUUUU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEED!


Yeah, but to be friend zoned by that? Before I admitted it I would of put on some panties and stood by the car. I'd looked damn good in them too.

/Congratulations to whomever used quim. Haven't heard it in awhile.
 
2012-11-29 05:34:58 PM  

BolloxReader: BolloxReader: I don't prefer women to autoerotica

dammit


That was pretty funny...
 
2012-11-29 05:35:24 PM  
You damned right it's okay!
 
2012-11-29 05:36:03 PM  

BolloxReader: BolloxReader: See? Absolutely nothing wrong with the campaign. You KNOW he was feeding the fantasies of a lot of people out there with the "daughter" label even though it was specious. There's a reason all those websites are out there.

/would hit it
//not the car, I don't prefer women to autoerotica

dammit


Fordian slip?
 
2012-11-29 05:36:10 PM  
But have you seen photos of her with no makeup?
 
2012-11-29 05:39:16 PM  
How does he know he's not her father?
 
2012-11-29 05:41:14 PM  
Nice ride... but dude shoulda left it stock.
 
2012-11-29 05:44:43 PM  
She looks like a skanky whore.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
2012-11-29 05:57:14 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: quickdraw: /you didnt really miss much

Except for the one guy saying he was a 32 year old virgin, there was that.


Yea. That was great.
 
2012-11-29 06:00:48 PM  
1977 is "vintage" now?
 
2012-11-29 06:01:41 PM  
And here I am, about to post an ad selling a standard pro-audio equipment unit with 12 spaces with the heading "Nice Rack" and accompanying picture enhanced with some help from my friend with the DDs...
 
2012-11-29 06:01:57 PM  
A girl mimicking the same old girl/car pictures in a thousand car magazines for decades. In shorts and a tank top.
*yawn
There was nothing wrong with it before, either.
 
2012-11-29 06:05:34 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Profedius: Never spoke to a woman with that much ink who hadn't had that in her past.

I really don't want to put you on ignore, no one is.... You do come up with a few good points here and there... but really? And I know I've used the 'Really?' line on you before. You just seem so unrepentantly set in your assholish assumptions that I am thoroughly surprised that you hold a life outside of Fark.

This chick in TFA is very definitely holding onto tons of issues; though your usage of blanket statements concerning any type of woman and 'weak men' in almost every post I've read of yours throughout the years... it speaks more to who you are as a person than it does towards those who you consistently demean.


You read too much into what I am saying and assume I meant that as demeaning which is not the case, because that would require and emotional intent which I do not have. I can see when someone reads an emotion in my posts that they would think I was being rude, but it is not. I am just reporting what has been my experience and would change that blanket thought the moment I am presented with evidence that is counter to my experience. So far I have yet to meet a woman with a lot of tattoos who had not been sexually abused prior to getting a large amount of tattoos and given that I have met a great deal odds are strongly in favor of it being able to be safely applied to those that I have not spoken to directly.
 
2012-11-29 06:15:06 PM  
There is a sad lack of pics of skanks in this thread. And that was "skAnks," so forget about the pics of lizards you were getting ready to post.
 
2012-11-29 06:20:30 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, except she's still a skank


How is that not ok?

ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2012-11-29 06:20:47 PM  
His daughter/friend said "I want to model for your car NOW!!"
and he said "DATSUN?"
/
// DAT SOON?
 
2012-11-29 06:20:55 PM  

give me doughnuts: There is a sad lack of pics of skanks in this thread. And that was "skAnks," so forget about the pics of lizards you were getting ready to post.


Yeah!! NO SKINKS!!

lh3.ggpht.com
 
2012-11-29 06:21:31 PM  

doczoidberg: That bastard.

How could he lie to us like that???

I feel violated.


Yeah, really. If you can't trust a used car salesman, then who can you trust?
 
2012-11-29 06:23:30 PM  
the one with all the shiat in her face?
i92.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-29 06:26:11 PM  

Profedius: because that would require and emotional intent which I do not have.


Sadly, I had come to realize this quite a while ago. Personally, I find times where I have to remind myself that I need to look at something with more emotion; and times where I have to remind myself to look at something with more logic. I held an obscene amount of both as a child and finding a balance between the two can still be challenging. I suppose using balance when you lack one of those to such an obvious degree would be much more challenging.... unless it falls on your end, considering you simply don't care. I mean that clinically, not emotionally.

/is your middle name Wayne?
 
2012-11-29 06:27:29 PM  
I still don't see what the problem is. My daughter loves helping me sell cars...fmnnow.com
 
2012-11-29 06:29:41 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Nice ride... but dude shoulda left it stock.


I did that with mine..100% original. No rust anywhere on it. Have all the original paperwork and maintenance records...its 'mint'.
83 Datsun 280ZX Turbo +2 (the +2=place to keep my beer in an upright position). This is what can happen if you maintain your stuff. That track rat wanna be would never get close enough to my car to get her pic taken anywhere near it.
 
2012-11-29 06:30:08 PM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: His daughter/friend said "I want to model for your car NOW!!"
and he said "DATSUN?"


I heard a variation of that joke from my grandfather years ago (same punchline, but about coming up with the name of a car company).

I'm driving an '87 Nissan 200SX. It looks trashier than that girl. :(
 
2012-11-29 06:31:34 PM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: His daughter/friend said "I want to model for your car NOW!!"
and he said "DATSUN?"


My grandfather (dead almost 30 years) used to tell a variation on that joke.

I drive an '87 Nissan 200SX that looks trashier than that girl.
 
2012-11-29 06:33:37 PM  

Reverend Monkeypants: And here I am, about to post an ad selling a standard pro-audio equipment unit with 12 spaces with the heading "Nice Rack" and accompanying picture enhanced with some help from my friend with the DDs...


Pics, plz!
 
2012-11-29 06:39:10 PM  
It was okay when it was his daughter.
 
2012-11-29 06:41:35 PM  
She's still shapeless and fugly.
 
2012-11-29 06:42:24 PM  

Reverend Monkeypants: And here I am, about to post an ad selling a standard pro-audio equipment unit with 12 spaces with the heading "Nice Rack" and accompanying picture enhanced with some help from my friend with the DDs...


Yea, I am going to have to approve that before it goes to print...
 
2012-11-29 06:50:30 PM  

DoctorHowardDoctorFine: I'd hit the Datsun first


Like the fist of an angry god
 
2012-11-29 07:03:52 PM  

gilgigamesh: Take that crap out of her face, get her fumigated, put something with long sleeves on her, and bring her to....

You know what, nevermind. That's too much work.


And even after all that she would still throw rocks at your ugly ass.
 
2012-11-29 07:05:15 PM  

fusillade762: 1977 is "vintage" now?


It's 35 years ago, so I guess so.
 
2012-11-29 07:06:47 PM  
It wasn't my fault. I got a Fark error message. (Test two after refresh.)
 
2012-11-29 07:08:20 PM  
Apparently the Fark servers are in Syria.
 
2012-11-29 07:14:54 PM  
Yep, it's ok now. You can all stop fapping to it worrying about it now.
 
2012-11-29 07:28:49 PM  
Ugly wheels shod with fugly low-profile tires.
 
2012-11-29 07:35:15 PM  

HoratioGates: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: His daughter/friend said "I want to model for your car NOW!!"
and he said "DATSUN?"

My grandfather (dead almost 30 years) used to tell a variation on that joke.

I drive an '87 Nissan 200SX that looks trashier than that girl.


Yea, I must be his age. The owners of Nissan wanted a more "American sounding" name. And they asked their young executive to come up with one by next Tuesday. That's when he said 'Dat Soon'?
Probably a racist joke today. or not PC.
 
2012-11-29 07:36:45 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, except she's still a skank


*say with a long sigh* And how....
 
2012-11-29 07:38:29 PM  
If that's what the Daily Fail considers "half-naked", perhaps we shouldn't show them the outer recesses of the internet. Y'know, sites like DeviantArt, home of furries, bronies, and "models".
 
2012-11-29 07:57:17 PM  

SugarPlumFarie: I still don't see what the problem is. My daughter loves helping me sell cars...[fmnnow.com image 550x351]


sharkrobot.com
 
2012-11-29 08:20:46 PM  
Wait... something on The Daily Mail was inaccurate?????????????????
 
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