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(Dallas News)   Dallas police lieutenant calling herself "Lucille Baller" put on leave after rap video in which she threatens to shoot anyone who messes with her. Of course, the real crime here is the "video" itself   (dallasnews.com) divider line 23
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2012-11-29 07:42:52 PM
2 votes:
The original Lucille baller

www.nndb.com
2012-11-29 06:30:16 PM
2 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Fart_Machine: Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.

Wat?

It's a cry for attention. The proper response is to pity him as you plonk.


Is that anything like whistle while you work?
2012-11-29 06:17:17 PM
2 votes:

Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.


farm5.staticflickr.com
2012-11-29 06:00:58 PM
2 votes:

Holocaust Agnostic: Cop hate, rap hate, or censorship hate. How will this thread go?


The early money is on modmin hate.
2012-11-29 05:16:06 PM
2 votes:
That was f*cking awful.

xanadian: Did she wish she was a little bit taller?

 

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
So I could beat hear repeatedly about the head and neck until she STFU

...I added that last part
2012-11-29 05:06:42 PM
2 votes:
It's got a good beat and is easy to dance to, Dick, I give it an 8.
2012-11-29 03:58:59 PM
2 votes:
I assume she has some 'splaining to do.
2012-11-29 03:38:41 PM
2 votes:

mrshowrules: Jackson Herring: Politics

How is this politics? Most political things are stupid but something being stupid does not make it politics.


What did Lucille Baller know about Benghazi? Why is she hiding it?

"Lucille Baller, she never beg or whine," Smith raps. "Lucille Baller, yes my time to shine. Lucille Baller, yes I'm running my biz. Everybody love Ms. Lucy."

Everybody
love Ms. Lucy? Even, say, Al Qaeda?
2012-11-29 06:44:16 PM
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: I assume she has some 'splaining to do.


Came here for the 'splaining to do quote, leaving satisfied.
2012-11-29 06:37:54 PM
1 votes:

Teufelaffe: Lionel Mandrake: Fart_Machine: Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.

Wat?

It's a cry for attention. The proper response is to pity him as you plonk.

Is that anything like whistle while you work?


Not really...it relieves stress. Quite the opposite of some cheery fark whistling a happy tune at work.
2012-11-29 06:27:25 PM
1 votes:

Fart_Machine: Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.

Wat?


It's a cry for attention. The proper response is to pity him as you plonk.
2012-11-29 06:18:36 PM
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: One thing I believe we can all agree on - that biatch is a terrible rapper.


You're not kidding. I forgot I had the speakers on and scared my dog.
2012-11-29 06:16:11 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Shooting, beating, tazing people for no reason = OK!

Making rap videos, posing nude = NOT OK.


The police have a reputation to maintain...a reputation of being prudish fascists
2012-11-29 06:14:29 PM
1 votes:

Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.


Wat?
2012-11-29 05:48:50 PM
1 votes:

xanadian: Did she wish she was a little bit taller?


I can't believe it took ten posts to get to this.
2012-11-29 05:43:32 PM
1 votes:

Timmy the Tumor: It's got a good beat and is easy to dance to, Dick, I give it an 8.


I don't understand the split second stop after Lucille Baller. It's annoying.

/shoulda just stopped after "I don't understand."
2012-11-29 05:43:04 PM
1 votes:
firedaily.com
lighten up Lucille
2012-11-29 04:03:06 PM
1 votes:
Did she wish she was a little bit taller?
2012-11-29 04:01:55 PM
1 votes:

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: Call before you come I need to shave my Benghazi

Don't I look like a Muammar Ghaddafi poster


You down with Benghazi?
2012-11-29 03:55:02 PM
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: Call before you come I need to shave my Benghazi


Don't I look like a Muammar Ghaddafi poster
2012-11-29 03:51:53 PM
1 votes:

sweetmelissa31: mrshowrules: Jackson Herring: Politics

How is this politics? Most political things are stupid but something being stupid does not make it politics.

What did Lucille Baller know about Benghazi? Why is she hiding it?

"Lucille Baller, she never beg or whine," Smith raps. "Lucille Baller, yes my time to shine. Lucille Baller, yes I'm running my biz. Everybody love Ms. Lucy."

Everybody love Ms. Lucy? Even, say, Al Qaeda?


Call before you come I need to shave my Benghazi
2012-11-29 03:37:41 PM
1 votes:
"Lucille Baller" is my drag queen name.
2012-11-29 03:29:43 PM
1 votes:
Wow.. That is the worst Windows Movie Maker made video I've ever seen in my entire life. The right click dialog at the beginning was especially awesome.

So yeah.. "administrative leave" = Being punished by getting a paid vacation.. SHOCKER..
 
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