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(Dallas News)   Dallas police lieutenant calling herself "Lucille Baller" put on leave after rap video in which she threatens to shoot anyone who messes with her. Of course, the real crime here is the "video" itself   (dallasnews.com) divider line 15
    More: Fail, WFAA-TV, police accountability, Lucille Ball  
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2086 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Nov 2012 at 5:36 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-29 06:17:17 PM  
3 votes:

Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.


farm5.staticflickr.com
2012-11-29 03:58:59 PM  
3 votes:
I assume she has some 'splaining to do.
2012-11-29 07:42:52 PM  
2 votes:
The original Lucille baller

www.nndb.com
2012-11-29 06:14:29 PM  
2 votes:

Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.


Wat?
2012-11-29 11:27:31 PM  
1 votes:
It's so coooold in the D(allas)
2012-11-29 06:44:16 PM  
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: I assume she has some 'splaining to do.


Came here for the 'splaining to do quote, leaving satisfied.
2012-11-29 06:30:16 PM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Fart_Machine: Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.

Wat?

It's a cry for attention. The proper response is to pity him as you plonk.


Is that anything like whistle while you work?
2012-11-29 06:27:25 PM  
1 votes:

Fart_Machine: Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.

Wat?


It's a cry for attention. The proper response is to pity him as you plonk.
2012-11-29 06:00:58 PM  
1 votes:

Holocaust Agnostic: Cop hate, rap hate, or censorship hate. How will this thread go?


The early money is on modmin hate.
2012-11-29 05:50:07 PM  
1 votes:
Cop hate, rap hate, or censorship hate. How will this thread go?
2012-11-29 05:16:06 PM  
1 votes:
That was f*cking awful.

xanadian: Did she wish she was a little bit taller?

 

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
So I could beat hear repeatedly about the head and neck until she STFU

...I added that last part
2012-11-29 04:03:06 PM  
1 votes:
Did she wish she was a little bit taller?
2012-11-29 03:37:41 PM  
1 votes:
"Lucille Baller" is my drag queen name.
2012-11-29 03:29:43 PM  
1 votes:
Wow.. That is the worst Windows Movie Maker made video I've ever seen in my entire life. The right click dialog at the beginning was especially awesome.

So yeah.. "administrative leave" = Being punished by getting a paid vacation.. SHOCKER..
2012-11-29 03:19:57 PM  
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: Politics


How is this politics? Most political things are stupid but something being stupid does not make it politics.
 
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