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(Dallas News)   Dallas police lieutenant calling herself "Lucille Baller" put on leave after rap video in which she threatens to shoot anyone who messes with her. Of course, the real crime here is the "video" itself   (dallasnews.com) divider line 51
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2012-11-29 03:17:41 PM
Politics
 
2012-11-29 03:19:57 PM

Jackson Herring: Politics


How is this politics? Most political things are stupid but something being stupid does not make it politics.
 
2012-11-29 03:29:43 PM
Wow.. That is the worst Windows Movie Maker made video I've ever seen in my entire life. The right click dialog at the beginning was especially awesome.

So yeah.. "administrative leave" = Being punished by getting a paid vacation.. SHOCKER..
 
2012-11-29 03:37:41 PM
"Lucille Baller" is my drag queen name.
 
2012-11-29 03:38:41 PM

mrshowrules: Jackson Herring: Politics

How is this politics? Most political things are stupid but something being stupid does not make it politics.


What did Lucille Baller know about Benghazi? Why is she hiding it?

"Lucille Baller, she never beg or whine," Smith raps. "Lucille Baller, yes my time to shine. Lucille Baller, yes I'm running my biz. Everybody love Ms. Lucy."

Everybody
love Ms. Lucy? Even, say, Al Qaeda?
 
2012-11-29 03:51:53 PM

sweetmelissa31: mrshowrules: Jackson Herring: Politics

How is this politics? Most political things are stupid but something being stupid does not make it politics.

What did Lucille Baller know about Benghazi? Why is she hiding it?

"Lucille Baller, she never beg or whine," Smith raps. "Lucille Baller, yes my time to shine. Lucille Baller, yes I'm running my biz. Everybody love Ms. Lucy."

Everybody love Ms. Lucy? Even, say, Al Qaeda?


Call before you come I need to shave my Benghazi
 
2012-11-29 03:55:02 PM

Jackson Herring: Call before you come I need to shave my Benghazi


Don't I look like a Muammar Ghaddafi poster
 
2012-11-29 03:58:59 PM
I assume she has some 'splaining to do.
 
2012-11-29 04:01:55 PM

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: Call before you come I need to shave my Benghazi

Don't I look like a Muammar Ghaddafi poster


You down with Benghazi?
 
2012-11-29 04:03:06 PM
Did she wish she was a little bit taller?
 
2012-11-29 05:06:42 PM
It's got a good beat and is easy to dance to, Dick, I give it an 8.
 
2012-11-29 05:16:06 PM
That was f*cking awful.

xanadian: Did she wish she was a little bit taller?

 

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
So I could beat hear repeatedly about the head and neck until she STFU

...I added that last part
 
2012-11-29 05:42:26 PM

mrshowrules: Jackson Herring: Politics

How is this politics? Most political things are stupid but something being stupid does not make it politics.


I guess because she's technically a government worker? I don't know. This is stupid.
 
2012-11-29 05:43:04 PM
firedaily.com
lighten up Lucille
 
2012-11-29 05:43:32 PM

Timmy the Tumor: It's got a good beat and is easy to dance to, Dick, I give it an 8.


I don't understand the split second stop after Lucille Baller. It's annoying.

/shoulda just stopped after "I don't understand."
 
2012-11-29 05:44:35 PM
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
 
2012-11-29 05:48:50 PM

xanadian: Did she wish she was a little bit taller?


I can't believe it took ten posts to get to this.
 
2012-11-29 05:50:07 PM
Cop hate, rap hate, or censorship hate. How will this thread go?
 
2012-11-29 05:52:42 PM
politics tab????
 
2012-11-29 06:00:58 PM

Holocaust Agnostic: Cop hate, rap hate, or censorship hate. How will this thread go?


The early money is on modmin hate.
 
2012-11-29 06:09:48 PM
God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.
 
2012-11-29 06:12:17 PM
Shooting, beating, tazing people for no reason = OK!

Making rap videos, posing nude = NOT OK.
 
2012-11-29 06:14:29 PM

Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.


Wat?
 
2012-11-29 06:14:37 PM
One thing I believe we can all agree on - that biatch is a terrible rapper.
 
2012-11-29 06:16:11 PM

fusillade762: Shooting, beating, tazing people for no reason = OK!

Making rap videos, posing nude = NOT OK.


The police have a reputation to maintain...a reputation of being prudish fascists
 
2012-11-29 06:17:17 PM

Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.


farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-29 06:18:36 PM

Atomic Spunk: One thing I believe we can all agree on - that biatch is a terrible rapper.


You're not kidding. I forgot I had the speakers on and scared my dog.
 
2012-11-29 06:27:25 PM

Fart_Machine: Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.

Wat?


It's a cry for attention. The proper response is to pity him as you plonk.
 
2012-11-29 06:30:16 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Fart_Machine: Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.

Wat?

It's a cry for attention. The proper response is to pity him as you plonk.


Is that anything like whistle while you work?
 
2012-11-29 06:37:54 PM

Teufelaffe: Lionel Mandrake: Fart_Machine: Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.

Wat?

It's a cry for attention. The proper response is to pity him as you plonk.

Is that anything like whistle while you work?


Not really...it relieves stress. Quite the opposite of some cheery fark whistling a happy tune at work.
 
2012-11-29 06:44:16 PM

dahmers love zombie: I assume she has some 'splaining to do.


Came here for the 'splaining to do quote, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-29 07:04:55 PM
Lucille Ball... "Curly redhead", leads to one of the best GIS results. EVAR.

I'm not going to bother posting any results since they're mostly NSFW, I'm just going to leave my recommendation.
 
2012-11-29 07:06:14 PM
WTF did I just watch?
 
2012-11-29 07:12:12 PM

Jackson Herring: Politics


THANK YOU!
 
2012-11-29 07:27:35 PM

Jackson Herring: Politics


Gesundheit
 
2012-11-29 07:42:52 PM
The original Lucille baller

www.nndb.com
 
2012-11-29 07:44:16 PM

fusillade762: Shooting, beating, tazing people for no reason = OK!

Making rap videos, posing nude = NOT OK.


'Mericaaaaa
 
2012-11-29 07:49:49 PM
This twit owes me 45 seconds of my life back.
 
2012-11-29 08:07:30 PM
I see you shiatty rap and raise you one that straddles the line between terrible and hilarious: Link

Can't remember where I found this. Local to me, obviously.
 
2012-11-29 08:25:06 PM
Neat fact that I saw in the local news story here a couple days ago (I live in DFW) - the department knew about this back in August, looked at it, didn't think anything was actionable.
 
2012-11-29 09:00:24 PM
Is it just me or does she dress like a 20 year old with a tramp stamp
 
2012-11-29 11:27:31 PM
It's so coooold in the D(allas)
 
2012-11-30 12:08:07 AM
Can't wait for her duet with Slick Ricky Ricardo.
 
2012-11-30 12:53:10 AM

fusillade762: Shooting, beating, tazing people for no reason = OK!

Making rap videos, posing nude = NOT OK.


Can't we just all agree that being stupid in public = NOT OK for anyone?
 
2012-11-30 01:24:24 AM

GAT_00: I see you shiatty rap and raise you one that straddles the line between terrible and hilarious: Link

Can't remember where I found this. Local to me, obviously.


a) HA!

b) He can rap pretty fast. Maybe he just needs a lyricist? (And a decent video director, of course?)
 
2012-11-30 01:26:46 AM

Karma Curmudgeon: Holocaust Agnostic: Cop hate, rap hate, or censorship hate. How will this thread go?

The early money is on modmin hate.


Insatiable Jesus: God Bless affirmative action for putting the apes in charge of the zoo.


You see, HA and KC, you spoke too soon - it was blah people hate!

/ Keep farking that chicken, asshole.

// Get it in reeeeeeeal deep...

/// BUCKAW!!!!
 
2012-11-30 01:31:10 AM
Hahaha!!!! Just watched the video....

/ Uh huh.

// Yeah.

/// OKAY!
 
HBK
2012-11-30 06:00:30 AM
You know, based on the video and song, she's more intelligent and qualified than most of Dallas PD. That must be why she's a lieutenant.

/ not joking
// Dallas PD is basically a make-work program for the unqualified. the fact they let morons carry guns and have authority frightens me
 
2012-11-30 09:31:10 AM
it's cold out here in the D...
 
2012-11-30 09:47:01 AM
If Mitt Romney had won, this woman would have never made this video. Damn you, Obama.
 
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