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(Patch)   Criminal mastermind uploads self-pic, taken with stolen phone, to victim's Facebook page   (fortstewart.patch.com) divider line 33
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2012-11-29 04:48:54 PM
Criminal mastermind in the making
 
2012-11-29 04:50:26 PM
I remember once someone claimed that social media was devised by Federal authorities to create a way for criminals to easily turn themselves in for crimes, whether intentional or not...

...but, nah, Government is never that efficient or effective.
 
2012-11-29 04:51:48 PM
STOP PROSECUTING SMALL TIME CROOKS! THE MAN IS TRYING TO KEEP THE LITTLE GUY DOWN! COPS ARE SCUM! WHARGARBL
 
2012-11-29 04:51:52 PM
css:

My bag was stolen recently. A day after the theft, I went on ebay to see if I could replace it and there was the same bag on ebay listed by a seller not far away. I bid and bid and bid on it, but eventually lost.

I've looked and looked and looked and looked and no one else has listed a similar bag. It has occurred to me that the seller is probably the theif, but have no proof.

Anyway, I has a sad :-(
 
2012-11-29 04:52:05 PM
been there, done tht..
 
2012-11-29 04:56:52 PM
Why did the perp have to be a...

Floridian?
 
2012-11-29 04:56:58 PM
That woman has her phone set up to automatically post all photos taken with it to Facebook???

I can think of many ways that would cause more problems than solve.
 
2012-11-29 05:00:10 PM
Dumbass tag is for setting your phone to send all pictures to facebook
 
2012-11-29 05:00:26 PM
The phone phoned home.
 
2012-11-29 05:00:46 PM
Tracy Morgan is an 18 year old cell phone thief?
 
2012-11-29 05:04:39 PM

boredomatwork: Dumbass tag is for setting your phone to send all pictures to facebook


Was it Brett Farve's phone?

/my bad that one was set to text all pictures to female reporters
 
2012-11-29 05:08:31 PM
But did the criminal make a duckface??? I HAVE TO KNOW?!?!?!?!
 
2012-11-29 05:10:15 PM
Approve:
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-29 05:11:41 PM

doczoidberg: That woman has her phone set up to automatically post all photos taken with it to Facebook???

I can think of many ways that would cause more problems than solve.


No it's a feature you turn on remotely when the phone is stolen, you log in via a webportal and turn on the feature. Not sure what the app is called
 
2012-11-29 05:11:56 PM
I'm seeing a pattern in these self-shots from stolen portable electronics. And now I hate myself for noticing.
 
2012-11-29 05:13:40 PM
I want an app that detects when the thief has the phone to their ear and then causes the Li-ion battery to short out and create a fireball.
 
2012-11-29 05:17:21 PM
Thinks hard what type of person would steal someone's phone..then be this farking stupid.

/clicks link
/sighs..called it.
 
2012-11-29 05:22:41 PM
But what about the phone? Was the phone ok? Did she get it back?
 
2012-11-29 05:25:59 PM

boredomatwork: Dumbass tag is for setting your phone to send all pictures to facebook


Mine uploads everything to my Skydrive account, but at least that's private.
 
2012-11-29 06:05:24 PM
Imagine how pathetic your life would have to be for you to steal a phone from someone else. Suicide is probably the best solution.
 
2012-11-29 06:08:27 PM
Holly farking Jesus - I read the caption under that photo just as I was about to close my browser. That woman is a dude! Or a chick named Timothy.
 
2012-11-29 06:15:55 PM

ChaoticLimbs: I'm seeing a pattern in these self-shots from stolen portable electronics. And now I hate myself for noticing.


Yes.

Bit'O'Gristle: Thinks hard what type of person would steal someone's phone..then be this farking stupid.

/clicks link
/sighs..called it.


And yes.
 
2012-11-29 06:28:42 PM
Sometimes I take pictures of outstanding shiats... I don't think that my Facebook friends want to see that.
 
2012-11-29 06:43:09 PM

Eeteetoo: Sometimes I take pictures of outstanding shiats... I don't think that my Facebook friends want to see that.


Prove it!
 
2012-11-29 06:47:35 PM

Jon H: Eeteetoo: Sometimes I take pictures of outstanding shiats... I don't think that my Facebook friends want to see that.

Prove it!


I have one I call the monkey tail that is breathtaking.
 
2012-11-29 07:11:16 PM

Eeteetoo: Jon H: Eeteetoo: Sometimes I take pictures of outstanding shiats... I don't think that my Facebook friends want to see that.

Prove it!

I have one I call the monkey tail that is breathtaking.


A little bit of a threadjack. I used to work at a company that had two factories in town. I got transferred over to the new plant that didn't have too many people working there yet. One night, I go to the men's room and head for the first stall. In it, standing a good 6 inches out of the water and as thick around as my bicep, is the biggest piece of shiat I've ever seen. There is no way that thing was going to flush without some manual labor. I was surprised there wasn't blood spatters everywhere, as I couldn't imagine passing that thing without doing damage to yourself. I came out of the bathroom and tried to make the guilty party fess up, but no one ever did. Did I work with the nameless one and not know it? I'll never know. I am still haunted by that image to this day.

/csb
entertainment.wagerweb.com
 
2012-11-29 07:43:28 PM

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Internet Security 2013
ACCESS DENIED
The requested URL cannot be provided

URL:

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Blocked by Web Anti-Virus

Reason: phishing URL

Click here if you believe that the web page was blocked in error.

Detection method: heuristic analysis



huh, thats a first
 
2012-11-29 08:30:31 PM

Mega Steve: Eeteetoo: Jon H: Eeteetoo: Sometimes I take pictures of outstanding shiats... I don't think that my Facebook friends want to see that.

Prove it!

I have one I call the monkey tail that is breathtaking.

A little bit of a threadjack. I used to work at a company that had two factories in town. I got transferred over to the new plant that didn't have too many people working there yet. One night, I go to the men's room and head for the first stall. In it, standing a good 6 inches out of the water and as thick around as my bicep, is the biggest piece of shiat I've ever seen. There is no way that thing was going to flush without some manual labor. I was surprised there wasn't blood spatters everywhere, as I couldn't imagine passing that thing without doing damage to yourself. I came out of the bathroom and tried to make the guilty party fess up, but no one ever did. Did I work with the nameless one and not know it? I'll never know. I am still haunted by that image to this day.

/csb
[entertainment.wagerweb.com image 250x250]


One time a buddy of mine (while we were both employed at a grocery store) required the use of a plastic knife in order to make his business deposit correctly,
 
2012-11-29 09:13:44 PM

Eeteetoo: Mega Steve: Eeteetoo: Jon H: Eeteetoo: Sometimes I take pictures of outstanding shiats... I don't think that my Facebook friends want to see that.

Prove it!

I have one I call the monkey tail that is breathtaking.

A little bit of a threadjack. I used to work at a company that had two factories in town. I got transferred over to the new plant that didn't have too many people working there yet. One night, I go to the men's room and head for the first stall. In it, standing a good 6 inches out of the water and as thick around as my bicep, is the biggest piece of shiat I've ever seen. There is no way that thing was going to flush without some manual labor. I was surprised there wasn't blood spatters everywhere, as I couldn't imagine passing that thing without doing damage to yourself. I came out of the bathroom and tried to make the guilty party fess up, but no one ever did. Did I work with the nameless one and not know it? I'll never know. I am still haunted by that image to this day.

/csb
[entertainment.wagerweb.com image 250x250]

One time a buddy of mine (while we were both employed at a grocery store) required the use of a plastic knife in order to make his business deposit correctly,



EPIC POOP THREADJACK! 
 
2012-11-29 09:37:01 PM
www.thecoastalsource.com 

"I'm dumb as shiat,y'all! WHAT!"
 
2012-11-29 11:43:34 PM
I've always thought that there would be a market for a remotely-activated app that calls 911 and yells in a woman's voice that she's being kidnapped and calling from this phone she found in the trunk of the car she's in. Then it would cut off the call, remove itself from the phone, and leave the phone turned on so the cops could trace it. Not only do you get your phone back, but the cops will sweat the perp to find out what happened to the woman.

$2.99 for the Pro version, which adds screams of the woman being murdered before the call is cut off.
 
2012-11-30 06:52:26 AM

Jon H: Eeteetoo: Sometimes I take pictures of outstanding shiats... I don't think that my Facebook friends want to see that.

Prove it!


How many Courics are we talking about? I think mine would be maybe 4 or 5. But the current record holder resides out of Colorado I believe. Remember it must be a solid piece no splits!
 
2012-11-30 03:29:55 PM

Apos: [www.thecoastalsource.com image 300x300] 

"I'm dumb as shiat,y'all! WHAT!"


If only there was a word to totally sum this whole thing up... oh... there is, but I cant use it for it makes me a bad person...
 
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