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(Business Insider)   Mark Sanchez explains Butt Fumble: "It was just like a car accident. I was like, 'Whoa, what just happened? The ball is gone.' It was weird, man. That sucked"   (businessinsider.com ) divider line
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2012-11-29 12:07:42 PM  
I'm away from my computer; I don't have the Simpsons gif link handy.
 
2012-11-29 12:09:39 PM  
As bad as I feel about the Cowboys at times, at least Business Insider isn't clamoring to interview any of them about how they smacked their face into an ass and fumbled a ball.
 
2012-11-29 12:09:50 PM  
You can actually see that in his reaction during the video. He slides a bit, hits the guy, drops the football, and spends a second trying to figure out what happened. Followed by finally spotting the ball, reaching out for it, and then having it snatched away. At which point, he does a facepalm with the ground.
 
2012-11-29 12:23:45 PM  
Butt Fumble = Car Wreck
Jets = Train Wreck
 
2012-11-29 12:39:56 PM  
Mark Sanchez is terminally Californian.
 
2012-11-29 12:40:03 PM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Butt Fumble = Car Wreck
Jets = Train Wreck


Not quite a train wreck...
img5.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-29 12:41:48 PM  
I'm not defending Sanchez's QB skills this year at all...but the buttfumble wasn't ineptitude....shiatty luck, sure, karmic justice, okay....but not ineptitude.

/you run full speed into the ass of a 350lb lineman while he's being pushed backwards by an equally large and fast moving defensive lineman and see if you can hold onto the ball
 
2012-11-29 12:51:30 PM  
Wilfork is what happened.
 
2012-11-29 12:52:17 PM  

Foxxinnia: Mark Sanchez is terminally Californian.


Stuart Brandon Moore, whuuuuturyuduhinghere?!?
 
2012-11-29 12:55:39 PM  

chevydeuce: I'm not defending Sanchez's QB skills this year at all...but the buttfumble wasn't ineptitude....shiatty luck, sure, karmic justice, okay....but not ineptitude.

/you run full speed into the ass of a 350lb lineman while he's being pushed backwards by an equally large and fast moving defensive lineman and see if you can hold onto the ball


The fact that he took 6 steps apparently looking straight into the lineman's arse makes your argument invalid. It was like he was a deer in the headlights, compelled to barrel right into the obstacle that he was hypnotized by.
 
2012-11-29 12:55:48 PM  
Some players are known for one epic play: "The Catch", etc. There is a high likelihood that Mark Sanchez' career will be summed up by "Buttfumble".
 
2012-11-29 01:00:38 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Some players are known for one epic play: "The Catch", etc. There is a high likelihood that Mark Sanchez' career will be summed up by "Buttfumble".


Hehehe that's what I was thinking. You KNOW this will be on his highlight reel.
 
2012-11-29 01:07:04 PM  

chevydeuce: /you run full speed into the ass of a 350lb lineman while he's being pushed backwards by an equally large and fast moving defensive lineman and see if you can hold onto the ball


ragefaces.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-11-29 01:09:13 PM  
His face hit that ass so hard, he came out of there with a poop mustache. We could call that a dirty... eh, I can't come up with a name for it but I'm sure someone can.
 
2012-11-29 01:21:17 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Some players are known for one epic play: "The Catch", etc. There is a high likelihood that Mark Sanchez' career will be summed up by "Buttfumble".


/new fantasy football team name
 
2012-11-29 01:32:31 PM  

chevydeuce: I'm not defending Sanchez's QB skills this year at all...but the buttfumble wasn't ineptitude....shiatty luck, sure, karmic justice, okay....but not ineptitude.

/you run full speed into the ass of a 350lb lineman while he's being pushed backwards by an equally large and fast moving defensive lineman and see if you can hold onto the ball


Yes, but "butt-fumble" is what's going to dog him forever. People - especially casual fans who don't actually know anything about football - are never going to let him forget this.

Any other fumble would just be a fumble, but the minute the media dubbed it "butt-fumble," he was basically screwed.

I rooted for Sanchez's career because I was a fan of the player, not the Jets. But the guy ran out of reasons for me to keep getting laughed at sports bars.
 
2012-11-29 01:34:46 PM  

dickfreckle:
I rooted for Sanchez's career because I was a fan of the player, not the Jets. But the guy ran out of reasons for me to keep getting laughed at sports bars.


Fireman Ed? Is that you?
 
2012-11-29 01:46:18 PM  
No Sanchez. YOU SUCK!
 
2012-11-29 02:10:33 PM  
 
2012-11-29 02:17:10 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Some players are known for one epic play: "The Catch", etc. There is a high likelihood that Mark Sanchez' career will be summed up by "Buttfumble".

Hehehe that's what I was thinking. You KNOW this will be on his highlight reel.


Why not, it ain't like much else is
 
2012-11-29 02:50:27 PM  
The ani-gif is too big for fark, but you may appreciate it.

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/ 2 012/11/sanchez21.gif
 
2012-11-29 03:45:11 PM  
Seriously, why can I not stop laughing at this play? It's the perfect storm of mockery, even if more bone-headed mistakes are made nearly each week by one team or another.
 
2012-11-29 03:56:36 PM  
 
2012-11-29 04:18:46 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Some players are known for one epic play: "The Catch", etc. There is a high likelihood that Mark Sanchez' career will be summed up by "Buttfumble".


Would you rather have your career summed up by Buttfumble or by this:

2.bp.blogspot.com 

Not sure which is worse; both are terrible.
 
2012-11-29 04:42:20 PM  

Droog8912: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Some players are known for one epic play: "The Catch", etc. There is a high likelihood that Mark Sanchez' career will be summed up by "Buttfumble".

Would you rather have your career summed up by Buttfumble or by this:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 490x299] 

Not sure which is worse; both are terrible.


Buttfumble is worse. By far.
 
2012-11-29 05:11:28 PM  

xaks: Droog8912: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Some players are known for one epic play: "The Catch", etc. There is a high likelihood that Mark Sanchez' career will be summed up by "Buttfumble".

Would you rather have your career summed up by Buttfumble or by this:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 490x299] 

Not sure which is worse; both are terrible.

Buttfumble is worse. By far.


Yeah, being famous for the impact of your face into another man's ass is no way to go.
 
2012-11-29 07:07:37 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: xaks: Droog8912: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Some players are known for one epic play: "The Catch", etc. There is a high likelihood that Mark Sanchez' career will be summed up by "Buttfumble".

Would you rather have your career summed up by Buttfumble or by this:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 490x299] 

Not sure which is worse; both are terrible.

Buttfumble is worse. By far.

Yeah, being famous for the impact of your face into another man's ass is no way to go.


Wait though....

that would mean we need to christen the o-lineman in question as 'the butt'.

this plan may need deeper consideration.

of course, then that would mean you get to call vince wilfork a suppository...
 
2012-11-30 11:45:42 PM  
I watched that game with relatives last week, and we called it the Buttface Play. Buttfumble is better, though.
 
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