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(WWL)   If you're an Alabama fan, videotaping yourself teabagging a passed-out LSU fan on Bourbon Street may seem like a good idea at the time, but it also means two years in Angola   (wwl.com) divider line 97
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2012-11-29 12:52:58 PM
Is this where I make the joke about how he'll now have two years of enjoying reciprocal teabagging?

...and tossing somebody's salad, let's not forget that, too.
 
2012-11-29 01:04:15 PM
"What started off as what seemed like a harmless drunken prank has snowballed into a really bad situation for a lot of people," Kennedy explained.

Really, counselor? Snowballed?
 
2012-11-29 01:08:55 PM
While teabagging was a dickish move, even THINKING of considering him as a "sexual offender" (and thus OBVIOUSLY a danger to little kids because he OBVIOUSLY wants to diddle them) is f*cking ludicrous.
 
2012-11-29 01:23:17 PM

xanadian: While teabagging was a dickish move, even THINKING of considering him as a "sexual offender" (and thus OBVIOUSLY a danger to little kids because he OBVIOUSLY wants to diddle them) is f*cking ludicrous.


10 months in jail even seems excessive.
 
2012-11-29 01:25:12 PM
Heh, I remember this. I remember incurring the wrath of Farkdom for basically saying, "Big Whoop, who cares?". But yeah, two years is a totally just punishment for the crime. Geezus, you could beat someone half to death and cripple them and not get two years.
 
2012-11-29 01:25:24 PM
I'm throwing on my Bama gear and going to the SEC championship game this weekend, but I'm praying (as hard as an atheist can) that nobody poisons Uga's water dish. You can try teabagging him at your own risk.
 
2012-11-29 01:25:28 PM

xanadian: While teabagging was a dickish move, even THINKING of considering him as a "sexual offender" (and thus OBVIOUSLY a danger to little kids because he OBVIOUSLY wants to diddle them) is f*cking ludicrous.


Since some states think its ok that you get labelled a sex offender for visiting a prostitute or urinating in public, I'd say it was a distinct possibility that could have happened to this guy.
 
2012-11-29 01:26:10 PM

davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.


until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.
 
2012-11-29 01:29:26 PM

thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.


You're passed out drunk. What trauma?
 
2012-11-29 01:30:44 PM

Oliver Twisted: You're passed out drunk. What trauma?


That there is video tape of someone t bagging me. Usually embarrassments like that are considered trauma that is remedied by money.
 
2012-11-29 01:31:37 PM
Somehow I get the feeling there is a lot more teabagging in this guys future..........
 
2012-11-29 01:33:15 PM

Oliver Twisted: thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.

You're passed out drunk. What trauma?


How about I come over, get you passed-out drunk, put my balls on your face, tape it, and post it on the internet. Then you'll see where the trauma is. If anyone ever did this to me, I'd be the one doing jail time.
 
2012-11-29 01:33:29 PM

thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.



The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
 
2012-11-29 01:33:38 PM

thecpt: Oliver Twisted: You're passed out drunk. What trauma?

That there is video tape of someone t bagging me. Usually embarrassments like that are considered trauma that is remedied by money.


Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public. Apparently, that isn't embarrassing at all.

//now I remember how the original thread went to OUTRAGE!
 
2012-11-29 01:34:18 PM
Is that a booking photo in TFA? The eff kind of jails do they have down there?
 
2012-11-29 01:35:22 PM

Oliver Twisted: thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.

You're passed out drunk. What trauma?


I am sure a lot of people have thought something similar before they raped someone.
 
2012-11-29 01:35:40 PM

Oliver Twisted: thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.

You're passed out drunk. What trauma?


You're passed out drunk, getting violated sexually by another man without your consent. You don't think that's a traumatic experience? Are you not aware that there's a trial going on over this? I'm sure you could ask any of the countless former and current 'Bama players who do the same thing to women on a routine basis and get away with it if it's a traumatic experience for their victims.

As for this asshole's punishment, he should have thought of the consequences before he got drunk and sexually assaulted someone else who was passed out. There's no excuse, and I hope he enjoys his time in prison and then dealing with his status as a sex offender.
 
2012-11-29 01:36:27 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public. Apparently, that isn't embarrassing at all.


... so genitalia rubbing in public is fine with you pending the state of the victim? Its sexual assault. Have fun defending that.
 
2012-11-29 01:37:15 PM
I love that Bourbon Street Krystals.
 
2012-11-29 01:37:58 PM

velvet_fog: Oliver Twisted: thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.

You're passed out drunk. What trauma?

You're passed out drunk, getting violated sexually by another man without your consent. You don't think that's a traumatic experience? Are you not aware that there's a trial going on over this? I'm sure you could ask any of the countless former and current 'Bama players who do the same thing to women on a routine basis and get away with it if it's a traumatic experience for their victims.

As for this asshole's punishment, he should have thought of the consequences before he got drunk and sexually assaulted someone else who was passed out. There's no excuse, and I hope he enjoys his time in prison and then dealing with his status as a sex offender.


According to TFA, he avoided the sex offender status. His police file will read "Douchebag" for the next 20 years, though.
 
2012-11-29 01:38:20 PM

thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.


I kind of feel like if you go and get passed out in an alley with no friends who will keep that from happening to you...well, you might need that wake-up call.

But the person doing that is never in the right and deserves to have the person wake up and do something similar to this.

And I wouldn't have a problem with the guy who killed him like that getting off scot-free, either.
 
2012-11-29 01:39:25 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: thecpt: Oliver Twisted: You're passed out drunk. What trauma?

That there is video tape of someone t bagging me. Usually embarrassments like that are considered trauma that is remedied by money.

Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public.


Right, the grownup thing to do is to expose yourself in public and get arrested for assault.
 
2012-11-29 01:40:31 PM
Ahh, SEC fans. The fat, white underbelly of college football.
Here, hold mah beer...watch this!
 
2012-11-29 01:40:32 PM

SkylineRecords: According to TFA, he avoided the sex offender status. His police file will read "Douchebag" for the next 20 years, though.


I'm up for having them create a douchebag list. You can maybe appeal in a few years by having a bunch of reputable people come in and claim that you've stopped being a douchebag. Not all the way down to hipstery things like "you like X band" or whatever, but for things like this, pouring beer on people at stadia, etc.
 
2012-11-29 01:41:38 PM
If he had just raped him, he probably would have gotten a lighter sentence.
 
2012-11-29 01:42:18 PM

mjohnson71: I love that Bourbon Street Krystals.


If there was ever a place doing great business at 2AM...
 
2012-11-29 01:42:52 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Ow! That was my feelings!: thecpt: Oliver Twisted: You're passed out drunk. What trauma?

That there is video tape of someone t bagging me. Usually embarrassments like that are considered trauma that is remedied by money.

Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public.

Right, the grownup thing to do is to expose yourself in public and get arrested for assault.


Hey, I think they are both immature twits and yes I think the T-bagger deserves to be punished. Two years? Com'n.
 
2012-11-29 01:43:30 PM

IAmRight: SkylineRecords: According to TFA, he avoided the sex offender status. His police file will read "Douchebag" for the next 20 years, though.

I'm up for having them create a douchebag list. You can maybe appeal in a few years by having a bunch of reputable people come in and claim that you've stopped being a douchebag. Not all the way down to hipstery things like "you like X band" or whatever, but for things like this, pouring beer on people at stadia, etc.


Agreed. Matthew Clemmons, A.K.A. the Phillies fan who purposely vomited on an 11-year-old, deserves a 15-year sentence on that list.
 
2012-11-29 01:45:28 PM

IAmRight: I kind of feel like if you go and get passed out in an alley with no friends who will keep that from happening to you...well, you might need that wake-up call.


I don't know the letter of the law, especially down south, but he should have been written up on charges like public drunkenness. I don't know the guy's story or why he didn't have friends with him, but I don't expect any fellow Americans to be t bagged in public. Thats so much more a European thing.
 
2012-11-29 01:45:38 PM

lunchinlewis: Is that a booking photo in TFA? The eff kind of jails do they have down there?



I think they take those from a desk in the NOLA police station.  They all look just like that, with the camera looking up.  Kinda strange.
 
2012-11-29 01:47:26 PM
Queue the Chin Music, Maestro.
 
2012-11-29 01:49:01 PM

Oliver Twisted: thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.

You're passed out drunk. What trauma?


I hope all of your future dates get a chance to read this before they go out with you...
 
2012-11-29 01:49:15 PM
First and only time I have ever had Krystals came from that restaurant. Good snacks! Also, can you imagine losing your job over this?
 
2012-11-29 01:51:24 PM
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I like to humiliate guys! Sure! I'm no different than those guys are now, man. Like I used to be the same way. I used to dress guys up like bananas and walk them around the quad. OR I'd take a banana and stick it up some guy's ass in front of his best friend and I'd be like HEY!!! Banana ass! Wh- how ya doin'? Or maybe I'd like, uhhh, I'd like take the tip of my penis and stick it in a guy's mouth for like, just a second! Ya know what I mean, while he was sleeping. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I'M ALL ABOUT THAT shiat! You don't stungun a guy who was a goddamn legend! Those guys, they need to RECOGNIZE that shiat! I WAS A F- I WAS A TRAILBLAZER! These kids these days in fraternities, it's like they don't have any respect. They don't care about anybody but themselves, ya know? And I don't understand that. It's like they live in a fantasy world where OH NO, THERE'S NO CONSEQUENCES for my actions. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!!!! AND TREAT PEOPLE HOWEVER THE HELL I WANNA TREAT 'EM!!! And I don't get that.
 
2012-11-29 01:52:46 PM

thecpt: I don't know the letter of the law, especially down south, but he should have been written up on charges like public drunkenness. I don't know the guy's story or why he didn't have friends with him, but I don't expect any fellow Americans to be t bagged in public.


Why do you keep writing it t bagged? It's teabagged - like dipping a bag of tea into hot water.

/apparently our Motor T people used to love doing sh*t like that to each other in Iraq
//glad I was supply and we thought sh*t like that was disgusting and not in a funny way
 
2012-11-29 01:52:49 PM

French Rage: mjohnson71: I love that Bourbon Street Krystals.

If there was ever a place doing great business at 2AM...


and 3am, 4am, 5am and 6am...

But there's nothing worse than stumbling out of there, turning onto Canal and walking into the rising sunlight.
 
2012-11-29 01:54:23 PM

Coelacanth Filet: I'm throwing on my Bama gear and going to the SEC championship game this weekend, but I'm praying (as hard as an atheist can) that nobody poisons Uga's water dish. You can try teabagging him at your own risk.


No worries. Ugas die and get replaced so often nobody would suspect a thing. They get pretty fat for some reason though, so yeah precede with caution on the teabagging.

/I'll have my neighbors spread the word when they go over.
 
2012-11-29 01:55:40 PM

IAmRight: Why do you keep writing it t bagged? It's teabagged - like dipping a bag of tea into hot water.

/apparently our Motor T people used to love doing sh*t like that to each other in Iraq
//glad I was supply and we thought sh*t like that was disgusting and not in a funny way


I don't know. I've never had anyone point it out to me. I think because I first saw it typed that way while playing counter strike (tbag was explicable, less letters to type). It justifies the separation in my mind of teabags from t bagging so I don't giggle every afternoon when I make green tea.
 
2012-11-29 01:59:20 PM
I was wondering if they would ever find out who that guy was and if they would prosecute. Damn, 10 months in prison though?

/most expensive tea ever!
 
2012-11-29 02:12:39 PM

xanadian: While teabagging was a dickish move, even THINKING of considering him as a "sexual offender" (and thus OBVIOUSLY a danger to little kids because he OBVIOUSLY wants to diddle them) is f*cking ludicrous.


Yeah! It's not like this guy has ever exposed his genitals in public and touched an unwilling stranger with it------oh wait
 
2012-11-29 02:13:02 PM

thecpt: Ow! That was my feelings!: Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public. Apparently, that isn't embarrassing at all.

... so genitalia rubbing in public is fine with you pending the state of the victim? Its sexual assault. Have fun defending that.


No it's not and it doesn't have to be in public. Take rohypnol for instance. It doesn't matter where you passed out, but whatever happens is your fault because you passed out. Seriously don't drink til you pass out. It's just dumb and you're just asking for something like this in a crowd of other drunk fans that are either hyped or pissed about who won a game. It's not right, but dumb shiat will happen.

/And oh yeah it's sexual assault. Being drunk doesn't excuse the guy from performing unsolicited teabagging.
 
2012-11-29 02:14:07 PM
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Is Angola the new Australia?
 
2012-11-29 02:17:20 PM

Broktun: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 290x320] 

Is Angola the new Australia?


what a nice picnic in angola might look like:

theadvocate.com
 
2012-11-29 02:17:30 PM
He may get a share of sweaty cheesy prison balls smeared on his face.
 
2012-11-29 02:18:37 PM
ROLE TIED
 
2012-11-29 02:19:47 PM

dejavoodoo64: thecpt: Ow! That was my feelings!: Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public. Apparently, that isn't embarrassing at all.

... so genitalia rubbing in public is fine with you pending the state of the victim? Its sexual assault. Have fun defending that.

No it's not and it doesn't have to be in public. Take rohypnol for instance. It doesn't matter where you passed out, but whatever happens is your fault because you passed out. Seriously don't drink til you pass out. It's just dumb and you're just asking for something like this in a crowd of other drunk fans that are either hyped or pissed about who won a game. It's not right, but dumb shiat will happen.

/And oh yeah it's sexual assault. Being drunk doesn't excuse the guy from performing unsolicited teabagging.


I think you people are confused by the assumption that fault is an either/or question. Could the victim have done something to prevent this from happening to him? Yes. Does that make it his fault? No. Could he have prevented it from happening at all? That depends whether or not there would've been another passed out fan of the wrong team waiting for a teabagging.

I think what's confusing people about the sex offender possibilty is that his motive was not sexual gratification. Of course, this is not required in order for someone to be guilty of sexual assault, but I can see why people might think it is or should be.
 
2012-11-29 02:22:17 PM
All told, it's probably a fair sentence, but I really don't see how anyone looks at this as a sex thing. It was meant to humiliate not titillate. Unless the dude is sporting a rager or something.
 
2012-11-29 02:29:10 PM

lunchinlewis: Is that a booking photo in TFA? The eff kind of jails do they have down there?


Tents, right now. They are building new jails. We have only occasional escapes.
 
2012-11-29 02:34:26 PM

tortilla burger: xanadian: While teabagging was a dickish move, even THINKING of considering him as a "sexual offender" (and thus OBVIOUSLY a danger to little kids because he OBVIOUSLY wants to diddle them) is f*cking ludicrous.

Yeah! It's not like this guy has ever exposed his genitals in public and touched an unwilling stranger with it------oh wait


He probably thinks it's ok to go up to a sleeping woman and rub his junk all over her body, as long as there's no penetration, it's totally fine.


This guy is going to be very popular in the slammer.
 
2012-11-29 02:38:46 PM

NorCalLos: dejavoodoo64: thecpt: Ow! That was my feelings!: Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public. Apparently, that isn't embarrassing at all.

... so genitalia rubbing in public is fine with you pending the state of the victim? Its sexual assault. Have fun defending that.

No it's not and it doesn't have to be in public. Take rohypnol for instance. It doesn't matter where you passed out, but whatever happens is your fault because you passed out. Seriously don't drink til you pass out. It's just dumb and you're just asking for something like this in a crowd of other drunk fans that are either hyped or pissed about who won a game. It's not right, but dumb shiat will happen.

/And oh yeah it's sexual assault. Being drunk doesn't excuse the guy from performing unsolicited teabagging.

I think you people are confused by the assumption that fault is an either/or question. Could the victim have done something to prevent this from happening to him? Yes. Does that make it his fault? No. Could he have prevented it from happening at all? That depends whether or not there would've been another passed out fan of the wrong team waiting for a teabagging.

I think what's confusing people about the sex offender possibilty is that his motive was not sexual gratification. Of course, this is not required in order for someone to be guilty of sexual assault, but I can see why people might think it is or should be.


It's the 'you can never blame the victim' mentality. Any suggestion that the victim may have increased their chances of becoming a victim through their own idiocy is met with outrage. Sorry, I just don't feel very sorry for the victim in this particular case. Did he deserve it? Of course not. Should the perp be punished? Of course. But if he didn't get passed out drunk in public, thereby increasing the odds of being victimized, he wouldn't have had balls on his face.
 
2012-11-29 02:45:17 PM
I think part of it is that teabagging has a role in online games and that crap where it's a humiliation thing and a lot of farkers are responding to that effect - "this wasn't sexual assault", etc. But if you start claiming that difference you get into a slipperly slope. What if it had been a female fan? What if it had been his dick instead of his sack, pressed to dudes lips instead of his face? I don't think you can say this OBVIOUSLY isn't a thing, because you're taking it in the context of "bros being bros in sports" and not the act of one person forcibly rubbing his junk on someone else's face.

And also agree with others that the "its your fault for being drunk and passing out" excuse has been run to death in rape discussions and there's plenty of precedent that that excuse is BS. Dude could've been passed out from a stroke or something for all Sacky Jack knew. Always telling to see who rushes to demean the victim instead of acknowledging the teabagger was an asshole manchild with adjustment issues. If he had just drawn something dumb on dude's face we would still be an asshole but laughs could've probably been had eventually.

I know I wouldn't chuckle it off if some sweaty alabama fan (shudder) had deigned himself hilarious enough to do this. I would be thinking of IAmRight's link about fatal scrotal crushing. Which would be a sweet band name.
 
2012-11-29 02:50:04 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: It's the 'you can never blame the victim' mentality. Any suggestion that the victim may have increased their chances of becoming a victim through their own idiocy is met with outrage. Sorry, I just don't feel very sorry for the victim in this particular case. Did he deserve it? Of course not. Should the perp be punished? Of course. But if he didn't get passed out drunk in public, thereby increasing the odds of being victimized, he wouldn't have had balls on his face.


You could say that about any person who has ever been the victim of any crime while in an intoxicated state. There are people on this earth who will take advantage of people in an weakened state. Apparently, when it comes to Alabama fans, that includes putting a scrotum on you as a display of your dominance over another person because a team you like bested a team your victim liked in a sport while you sat on your fat, drunk Bammer ass finger-banging your sister in the plaza level of the Superdome contributing not a goddamn thing to the outcome of the game that made you decide the world needed to see your bare junk on some idiot's neck in a Krystal burger at 3:00 a.m.
 
2012-11-29 02:51:28 PM
ESPN had a pretty good article about this a while back. This is one of those everyone loses type deals.

Link
 
2012-11-29 02:53:27 PM

xanadian: While teabagging was a dickish move, even THINKING of considering him as a "sexual offender" (and thus OBVIOUSLY a danger to little kids because he OBVIOUSLY wants to diddle them) is f*cking ludicrous.


If drunken rape isn't a sexual offense, what is?
 
2012-11-29 03:10:51 PM

NorCalLos: dejavoodoo64: thecpt: Ow! That was my feelings!: Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public. Apparently, that isn't embarrassing at all.

... so genitalia rubbing in public is fine with you pending the state of the victim? Its sexual assault. Have fun defending that.

No it's not and it doesn't have to be in public. Take rohypnol for instance. It doesn't matter where you passed out, but whatever happens is your fault because you passed out. Seriously don't drink til you pass out. It's just dumb and you're just asking for something like this in a crowd of other drunk fans that are either hyped or pissed about who won a game. It's not right, but dumb shiat will happen.

/And oh yeah it's sexual assault. Being drunk doesn't excuse the guy from performing unsolicited teabagging.

I think you people are confused by the assumption that fault is an either/or question. Could the victim have done something to prevent this from happening to him? Yes. Does that make it his fault? No. Could he have prevented it from happening at all? That depends whether or not there would've been another passed out fan of the wrong team waiting for a teabagging.

I think what's confusing people about the sex offender possibilty is that his motive was not sexual gratification. Of course, this is not required in order for someone to be guilty of sexual assault, but I can see why people might think it is or should be.


Oh I agree with you. The rohypnol comment is just my bad attempt at humor. Still don't drink enough to pass out in public. If that's what you feel you need to do then stay home, go home or make sure you're with friends you can really trust if they're drunk too. I remember the cruel shiat my friends and I did to each other. Stuff that you had to be good friends to get away with. We didn't do shiat like this though, much less to a stranger.
.
 
2012-11-29 03:14:36 PM
If you dont want to go to jail dont rub your junk on random peoples faces. Its really not a difficult concept to grasp for 99.99% of people.
 
2012-11-29 03:20:34 PM

yequalsy: ESPN had a pretty good article about this a while back. This is one of those everyone loses type deals.

Link

Downing, for his part, says no other media outlet has asked to hear his side of the story. He also says he hasn't really considered the man he tea-bagged much at all. "Nothing malicious toward that person," he says. "I just haven't thought about what he's going through because of all the chaos that's upside-down in my life."


What a shock
 
2012-11-29 03:25:13 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: NorCalLos: dejavoodoo64: thecpt: Ow! That was my feelings!: Or, you could act like a grownup and not get passed out drunk in public. Apparently, that isn't embarrassing at all.

... so genitalia rubbing in public is fine with you pending the state of the victim? Its sexual assault. Have fun defending that.

No it's not and it doesn't have to be in public. Take rohypnol for instance. It doesn't matter where you passed out, but whatever happens is your fault because you passed out. Seriously don't drink til you pass out. It's just dumb and you're just asking for something like this in a crowd of other drunk fans that are either hyped or pissed about who won a game. It's not right, but dumb shiat will happen.

/And oh yeah it's sexual assault. Being drunk doesn't excuse the guy from performing unsolicited teabagging.

I think you people are confused by the assumption that fault is an either/or question. Could the victim have done something to prevent this from happening to him? Yes. Does that make it his fault? No. Could he have prevented it from happening at all? That depends whether or not there would've been another passed out fan of the wrong team waiting for a teabagging.

I think what's confusing people about the sex offender possibilty is that his motive was not sexual gratification. Of course, this is not required in order for someone to be guilty of sexual assault, but I can see why people might think it is or should be.

It's the 'you can never blame the victim' mentality. Any suggestion that the victim may have increased their chances of becoming a victim through their own idiocy is met with outrage. Sorry, I just don't feel very sorry for the victim in this particular case. Did he deserve it? Of course not. Should the perp be punished? Of course. But if he didn't get passed out drunk in public, thereby increasing the odds of being victimized, he wouldn't have had balls on his face.


Yeah your right. I see that a lot, especially with kids that they think anything is ok if their social circle does it, or its not specifically illegal that its ok and consequence free. Nope. Don't flash cash in public. Don't run out of gas on a back country road or the wrong side of town and don't fark that girl you just picked up without a rubber. If you do you just increased your odds of being a victim.

.
/Maybe someday the message will trickle down.( :
//And if it pissed anyone off I really was kidding about the rohypnol. Those guys should definitely be in jail.
 
2012-11-29 03:25:16 PM
I thought the entire incident was summed up in the ESPN article when they asked the teabagger how he thought the teabagee was doing through all of this. The teabagger said he hadn't thought about the other guy. He was too concerned with his own life falling apart. Plus the guy never apologized to the teabagee. To me that says it all.
 
2012-11-29 03:35:56 PM

thecpt: Oliver Twisted: You're passed out drunk. What trauma?

That there is video tape of someone t bagging me. Usually embarrassments like that are considered trauma that is remedied by money.


Silly you. The trauma then would be the moment you saw the video. Sue YouTube (ie deeppockets) versus loser teabagger (ie dirtpoor) and your trauma will be much less.
 
2012-11-29 03:40:56 PM

velvet_fog: Oliver Twisted: thecpt: davidphogan: 10 months in jail even seems excessive.

until someone t bags you. I don't plan on passing out drunk in an alley anytime soon, but if someone were to ever t bag me, i'd probably want them locked up awhile and I'd want a lot of $ for the trauma.

You're passed out drunk. What trauma?

You're passed out drunk, getting violated sexually by another man without your consent. You don't think that's a traumatic experience? Are you not aware that there's a trial going on over this? I'm sure you could ask any of the countless former and current 'Bama players who do the same thing to women on a routine basis and get away with it if it's a traumatic experience for their victims.

As for this asshole's punishment, he should have thought of the consequences before he got drunk and sexually assaulted someone else who was passed out. There's no excuse, and I hope he enjoys his time in prison and then dealing with his status as a sex offender.


I'm very sorry for what that man did to you. Especially since there was no candy in the van.
 
2012-11-29 03:46:19 PM

The Slush: yequalsy: ESPN had a pretty good article about this a while back. This is one of those everyone loses type deals.

Link

Downing, for his part, says no other media outlet has asked to hear his side of the story. He also says he hasn't really considered the man he tea-bagged much at all. "Nothing malicious toward that person," he says. "I just haven't thought about what he's going through because of all the chaos that's upside-down in my life."

What a shock


eaglepuss: I thought the entire incident was summed up in the ESPN article when they asked the teabagger how he thought the teabagee was doing through all of this. The teabagger said he hadn't thought about the other guy. He was too concerned with his own life falling apart. Plus the guy never apologized to the teabagee. To me that says it all.


Wow. I guess that explains why he got 2 years. Judges tend to be harsh with folks who lack remorse.
 
2012-11-29 03:47:43 PM

Nabb1: Ow! That was my feelings!: It's the 'you can never blame the victim' mentality. Any suggestion that the victim may have increased their chances of becoming a victim through their own idiocy is met with outrage. Sorry, I just don't feel very sorry for the victim in this particular case. Did he deserve it? Of course not. Should the perp be punished? Of course. But if he didn't get passed out drunk in public, thereby increasing the odds of being victimized, he wouldn't have had balls on his face.

You could say that about any person who has ever been the victim of any crime while in an intoxicated state. There are people on this earth who will take advantage of people in an weakened state. Apparently, when it comes to Alabama fans, that includes putting a scrotum on you as a display of your dominance over another person because a team you like bested a team your victim liked in a sport while you sat on your fat, drunk Bammer ass finger-banging your sister in the plaza level of the Superdome contributing not a goddamn thing to the outcome of the game that made you decide the world needed to see your bare junk on some idiot's neck in a Krystal burger at 3:00 a.m.


Oh boy, this!
 
2012-11-29 04:42:41 PM

Oliver Twisted: I'm very sorry for what that man did to you. Especially since there was no candy in the van.


It's kind of sad this place doesn't appreciate humor any more. I think people really got mad at you.
 
2012-11-29 04:49:24 PM
Seems excessive. I say give him two options:

1) Allow the other man to tea-bag him and tape it

or

2) A lot of community service that must be done on the LSU campus
 
2012-11-29 04:52:10 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: Seems excessive. I say give him two options:

1) Allow the other man to tea-bag him and tape it



Gross. How about the other guys wife? I mean if teabagging is no big deal.
 
2012-11-29 05:12:26 PM

lunchinlewis: Is that a booking photo in TFA? The eff kind of jails do they have down there?


Yeah, that's OPP (Orleans Parish Prison)

/brother-in-law has been booked there numerous times
//drugs are bad, mmkay
 
2012-11-29 05:12:39 PM
Sex offender? Really?
That is so stupid. There was nothing "Sexual" about this. The scrotum does not scream sex. Did he stick his c*ck in the guys mouth?
Was he trying to "get off"?
The guy is a stupid POS but the things they put people on sex offenders list are many times very far from a sexual crime.
It's ridiculous.
 
2012-11-29 05:15:13 PM

yequalsy: ESPN had a pretty good article about this a while back. This is one of those everyone loses type deals.

Link


Really good article. Both dudes are pretty good guys. The teabagger might have gotten away with it if he just apologized to the guy. Also pointed out in the article, he is going to a boot camp facility and will not have to register..
 
2012-11-29 05:15:59 PM

srhp29: Sex offender? Really?
That is so stupid. There was nothing "Sexual" about this. The scrotum does not scream sex. Did he stick his c*ck in the guys mouth?
Was he trying to "get off"?
The guy is a stupid POS but the things they put people on sex offenders list are many times very far from a sexual crime.
It's ridiculous.


He is not having to register
 
2012-11-29 05:24:37 PM

srhp29: Sex offender? Really?


The desire to expose yourself in public, and place your genetalia on another's man's face, is pretty much textbook definition of sexual deviance.

Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's perfectly normal to see another human being lying prone on the floor and have the first thought to cross your mind be, "Man, I'd really love to rub my nuts all over his face!"
 
2012-11-29 05:29:44 PM

Hang On Voltaire: srhp29: Sex offender? Really?
That is so stupid. There was nothing "Sexual" about this. The scrotum does not scream sex. Did he stick his c*ck in the guys mouth?
Was he trying to "get off"?
The guy is a stupid POS but the things they put people on sex offenders list are many times very far from a sexual crime.
It's ridiculous.

He is not having to register


Oh good. I didn't read the article. Just the third comment in the thread and misinterpreted it.

I'm glad there are folks out there that can tell the difference between a stupid drunken "prank" and a sexual assault.

I think the guy does deserve some jail time though, which apparently he got.
 
2012-11-29 05:32:53 PM

lunchinlewis: Oliver Twisted: I'm very sorry for what that man did to you. Especially since there was no candy in the van.

It's kind of sad this place doesn't appreciate humor any more. I think people really got mad at you.


They got mad at my comment. They don't know me so it's not personal.
 
2012-11-29 05:47:11 PM

xanadian: While teabagging was a dickish move, even THINKING of considering him as a "sexual offender" (and thus OBVIOUSLY a danger to little kids because he OBVIOUSLY wants to diddle them) is f*cking ludicrous.


Horseshiat. What are you supposed to call someone who rubs their genitals on someone without their consent? This guy got lucky.
 
2012-11-29 06:13:48 PM
Apparently a lot of people in this thread dont mind dicks being rubbed on their faces. Its normal to them.
 
2012-11-29 06:16:31 PM

IAmRight: SkylineRecords: According to TFA, he avoided the sex offender status. His police file will read "Douchebag" for the next 20 years, though.

I'm up for having them create a douchebag list. You can maybe appeal in a few years by having a bunch of reputable people come in and claim that you've stopped being a douchebag. Not all the way down to hipstery things like "you like X band" or whatever, but for things like this, pouring beer on people at stadia, etc.


snesmusic.org
was awesome

But seriously, keep your genitals in your pants while in public. Teabag your own friends inside your own house on your own time
 
2012-11-29 06:26:46 PM

mikaloyd: Apparently a lot of people in this thread dont mind dicks being rubbed on their faces. Its normal to them.


I don't think that is what anyone said.
When you take a piss, do you think that is sexual?
No?
Why?
Because not everything having to do with the genetalia is sexual.
Assault sure, sexual assault? No way.
 
2012-11-29 06:46:59 PM

srhp29: mikaloyd: Apparently a lot of people in this thread dont mind dicks being rubbed on their faces. Its normal to them.

I don't think that is what anyone said.
When you take a piss, do you think that is sexual?
No?
Why?
Because not everything having to do with the genetalia is sexual.
Assault sure, sexual assault? No way.


Lack of sexual intent on the part of the perp doesn't mean the victim wasn't sexually traumatized by the act. Before you go full wharrggggrrbblll! and say something stupid like "someone could say be sexually traumatized by me opening a soda bottle in public," it is not merely that the victim was traumatized, but that the victim was both assaulted and sexually traumatized and it is reasonable that he is sexually traumatized.
 
2012-11-29 06:48:10 PM
Ends up the joke is on LSU fans who are going to have to pay a shiat ton of money to put a douche bag in prison. The War on Crime is a farking joke and waste of money.
 
2012-11-29 06:55:20 PM

srhp29: I don't think that is what anyone said.
When you take a piss, do you think that is sexual?
No?
Why?
Because not everything having to do with the genetalia is sexual.
Assault sure, sexual assault? No way.


What do you reckon was the reason he put his dick on some strangers face?
 
2012-11-29 07:00:27 PM
one minute having a great time...and then the next walking into angola.

good ole alcohol. wonder if he knew they person taping it...

/excessive sentence.
 
2012-11-29 07:01:39 PM

mikaloyd: srhp29: I don't think that is what anyone said.
When you take a piss, do you think that is sexual?
No?
Why?
Because not everything having to do with the genetalia is sexual.
Assault sure, sexual assault? No way.

What do you reckon was the reason he put his dick on some strangers face?


alcohol and impulsiveness. how ya been buddy? all set for the game?
 
2012-11-29 07:04:41 PM

yequalsy: ESPN had a pretty good article about this a while back. This is one of those everyone loses type deals.

Link


FTA:

Downing is wearing a holstered cellphone

Douche
 
2012-11-29 07:12:04 PM

try fect taa daa: mikaloyd: srhp29: I don't think that is what anyone said.
When you take a piss, do you think that is sexual?
No?
Why?
Because not everything having to do with the genetalia is sexual.
Assault sure, sexual assault? No way.

What do you reckon was the reason he put his dick on some strangers face?

alcohol and impulsiveness. how ya been buddy? all set for the game?


Try sexual humiliation. No, seriously. Try it.

This dude obviously has some boundary issues and is not fully capable of understanding how his actions impact other people (as are many of you). I'd have no problem with him being branded a sex offender until he's off probation.
 
2012-11-29 07:21:12 PM

NorCalLos: try fect taa daa: mikaloyd: srhp29: I don't think that is what anyone said.
When you take a piss, do you think that is sexual?
No?
Why?
Because not everything having to do with the genetalia is sexual.
Assault sure, sexual assault? No way.

What do you reckon was the reason he put his dick on some strangers face?

alcohol and impulsiveness. how ya been buddy? all set for the game?

Try sexual humiliation. No, seriously. Try it.

This dude obviously has some boundary issues and is not fully capable of understanding how his actions impact other people (as are many of you). I'd have no problem with him being branded a sex offender until he's off probation.


Yeah, I'm not buying the bit in the ESPN article about him being so wholesome apart from this incident. Wonder what other behavior he's hiding from his wife
 
2012-11-29 07:52:27 PM
As a defense attorney, I'm wondering what this guy's prior record was. This act was not about sexual gratification, nor was it violent. It was a drunken prank. With no prior record he would have most probably been placed on probation with a strict no alcohol rule.

There definitely are some aggravating factors, the fact that it was broadcast doesn't help but I don't think the defendant had any control over that. Also, he may have gotten a bit homered, an LSU fan doing this to a 'Bama fan probably wouldn't have been treated as harshly.
 
2012-11-29 07:57:06 PM

IAmRight: SkylineRecords: According to TFA, he avoided the sex offender status. His police file will read "Douchebag" for the next 20 years, though.

I'm up for having them create a douchebag list. You can maybe appeal in a few years by having a bunch of reputable people come in and claim that you've stopped being a douchebag. Not all the way down to hipstery things like "you like X band" or whatever, but for things like this, pouring beer on people at stadia, etc.


Or maybe some how identify them as douchebags....


"Well, if you're willing to teabag the whole LSU fan base, I 'spose that's worth certain considerations.

But I do have one question.

When you get to your little place in Tuscaloosa, I 'magine you're gonna take off that handsome-lookin' I'm A Douchebag sweatshirt of yours, ain'tcha?... That's what I thought. Now that I can't abide.

I mean, if I had my way... you'd wear that goddamn sweatshirt for the rest of your pecker-suckin' life. But I'm aware that ain't practical, I mean at some point you're gonna hafta take it off. So. I'm 'onna give you a little somethin' you can't take off..... "
 
2012-11-29 08:09:47 PM
A bum deal all around. Guy was being a jerk, but not a "two years in the slammer" jerk. And while I'm not trying to dismiss what the guy did, some of you need to get some damn perspective.
 
2012-11-29 08:28:34 PM
Sexual assault? Do you guys know what tea bagging is? There's nothing sexual about it.
 
2012-11-29 08:41:33 PM
blacksportsonline.com

Has B.S. in Rocket Surgery
 
2012-11-29 11:52:17 PM
Louisiana Lockdown makes Angola look not too bad as a prison. I'd do time there, if I had to.
 
2012-11-30 09:48:42 AM

suckerpunch: Louisiana Lockdown makes Angola look not too bad as a prison. I'd do time there, if I had to.


You are out of your freaking mind. I have been there on visits, as I used to work for the LA Attorney General's Office, and I would never go back there again without an armed escort.
 
2012-11-30 09:58:23 AM
I don't know. I think that jail is an appropriate place for all Bama fans.

//One Bama fan in prison is a start.
//I guess.
 
2012-11-30 10:13:13 AM
Putting the guy in prison at taxpayer expense benefits whom?

Why not some financial restitution and community service? Everybody wins. Except the prison industry.

I think they should have the guy wear his Bama fan gear and film a short video of him sewing LSU clothing for the homeless in New Orleans. But that would probably be cruel and unusual punishment, so instead we should send him to prison for regular ass-raping.
 
2012-12-01 03:16:21 AM
Wait, so this guy put his genitals on the face of another man without permission, and somehow is able to plea bargain that to NOT being a sex crime?

How in the HELL is this not a sex crime?
 
2012-12-01 03:17:34 AM

HellRaisingHoosier: Seems excessive. I say give him two options:

1) Allow the other man to tea-bag him and tape it

or

2) A lot of community service that must be done on the LSU campus


I dont think you get the entire picture. The man forced his genitals to touch an incapacitated person. That is predatory behavior.
 
2012-12-01 03:19:22 AM
For those saying this isnt a big deal, and more of a community service situation...

What if he did that to YOUR college age son or daughter? or you? wouid you feel the same way?
 
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